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[RendeR]

"Shooting at the walls of heartache...BANG BANG...


I AM the WARRIOR"

[SackAttack]

Originally Posted by RendeR

Its called FIREFOX SPELLCHECK mutha fuckerherejnbgkdgnkfgnfk


Suck m,y left testicale =)

If you're still capable of using firefox spellcheck when you allege a drunken state, you aren't drunk enough. Sorry.

[RendeR]

OK listen, FUCK U ..I'm not trying to fix antth9ng ANYOME"


FUCK YOU.

[RendeR]

This is Long Island Iced tea X 4....biult MY way... fuck bars.....

[SackAttack]

Originally Posted by RendeR

OK listen, FUCK U ..I'm not trying to fix antth9ng ANYOME"


FUCK YOU.

[stevew]

Originally Posted by RendeR

"Shooting at the walls of heartache...BANG BANG...


I AM the WARRIOR"

I promise that I will come up and party with you guys next summer. I couldn't get off work, but the whole fam has been in Niagra all week. They're up at 4mile creek state park, dunno if you've been there but it's pretty cool IMO.

[MacroGuru]

Seeing self inflicted pain is sometimes satisfying.....although I would have probably joined RendeR in the drunkeness if I wouldn't have taken my Ambien.

[RendeR]

Originally Posted by MacroGuru

Seeing self inflicted pain is sometimes satisfying.....although I would have probably joined RendeR in the drunkeness if I wouldn't have taken my Ambien.

In fairness to Dennis I started drinking after he went to bed.

I doin't remember half of the internet posts I made last night....Oh dear god i hope I didn't trade away my 1st round picks in the AUFL.....

[McSweeny]

i had 18 bottles of miller high life in my fridge earlier this evening. i have considerably less than 18 in my fridge now.

[Greyroofoo]

Originally Posted by McSweeny

i had 18 bottles of miller high life in my fridge earlier this evening. i have considerably less than 18 in my fridge now.

Did you pour them down the drain or something?

[McSweeny]

Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

Did you pour them down the drain or something?

something like that.

[stevew]

SPRITE AND CHEEP RUM AND ISSUES!
YEAH!

[stevew]

beth i hear you callin, bugt i can't come home right now. Me and the boys are playhing. And I cant hear a sound. Just a few more hours. And i will be right home with you. I think i hear you callin, but beth what can i do. bteh what can i do.

[stevew]

ima buy whatever man. they opinion donot matter ah. Doin what i doin, up in this club we doin what we doing. up all night the hwole crews in here. ah.

[Coffee Warlord]

So.

As some of you know, Coffee is a future daddy. And this was due to our steaming hot sex after I proposed. Order of events, off. We wound up deciding to do a civil service before the kid was born, and stay with the "big wedding" on our original date, next year.

The civil service is tomorrow. This is my last day of legal bachelorhood. I drank.

Hi Drunk Guy Thread.

[PilotMan]

I don't get a post in here that often.

but I am here tonight. A party for a neighbor for this 40th and a pregnant girl and a newborn are too much for my wife and she is in tears. I am unable to make it better and it sucks.

Life is like that.

I wish it wasn't.

[terpkristin]

Getting ready for my vacation a bit early, 3 Bombay Sapphire & Tonics and I'm soooo zlready not looking forward to work tomorrow.

/tk

[M GO BLUE!!!]

drinking scothc. eating raspberries (fucking good too!)

i threw some IN the scotch.

finished the scotch.

ate the raspberries.

ooohhhhhh!

i feel food! OWWWW

i new that i would!@

[Greyroofoo]

Originally Posted by jeff061

Well this is me just about every night recently. So very stressed about work. Everyone on my project delivery team fails but me. They reward that by kicking them all off, giving me all their work and responsibilities and I'm forced to deliver at an accelerated pace(cause we are behind schedule).

Everyone(client and my management) says we'll be fine cause I'm the man. I have my doubts. So I'm drunk guy.

I need to get some sort of social life so work isn't as important.

I often feel that way when I'm drunk

When I'm sober it's the opposite

[CU Tiger]

my ffirst visit to this thread,,,
usually a happy life o the party drunk...tonight im playing poker at way toooo high stkaees for my sobreity..knowing it will hurt tomorrow and thinking about my best friend who cancer took 3-4 years ago...thinking about finding the fuck cancer thread...but prolly get a boxing if i post my thought shtere tonight...

[Bad-example]

A bad day. Seven good beers. Still a bad day but at least I'm fuckin' drunk.

[Greyroofoo]

Good News Everydrunk!

Heavy Drinkers Outlive Nondrinkers, Study Finds

Originally Posted by The Article

By JOHN CLOUD John Cloud – 30 mins ago

One of the most contentious issues in the vast literature about alcohol consumption has been the consistent finding that those who don't drink actually tend to die sooner than those who do. The standard Alcoholics Anonymous explanation for this finding is that many of those who show up as abstainers in such research are actually former hard-core drunks who had already incurred health problems associated with drinking.

But a new paper in the journal Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research suggests that - for reasons that aren't entirely clear - abstaining from alcohol does actually tend to increase one's risk of dying even when you exclude former drinkers. The most shocking part? Abstainers' mortality rates are higher than those of heavy drinkers. (See pictures of booze under a microscope.)

Moderate drinking, which is defined as one to three drinks per day, is associated with the lowest mortality rates in alcohol studies. Moderate alcohol use (especially when the beverage of choice is red wine) is thought to improve heart health, circulation and sociability, which can be important because people who are isolated don't have as many family members and friends who can notice and help treat health problems.

But why would abstaining from alcohol lead to a shorter life? It's true that those who abstain from alcohol tend to be from lower socioeconomic classes, since drinking can be expensive. And people of lower socioeconomic status have more life stressors - job and child-care worries that might not only keep them from the bottle but also cause stress-related illnesses over long periods. (They also don't get the stress-reducing benefits of a drink or two after work.)

But even after controlling for nearly all imaginable variables - socioeconomic status, level of physical activity, number of close friends, quality of social support and so on - the researchers (a six-member team led by psychologist Charles Holahan of the University of Texas at Austin) found that over a 20-year period, mortality rates were highest for those who had never been drinkers, second-highest for heavy drinkers and lowest for moderate drinkers. (Watch TIME's Video "Taste Test: Beer With Extra Buzz.")

The sample of those who were studied included individuals between ages 55 and 65 who had had any kind of outpatient care in the previous three years. The 1,824 participants were followed for 20 years. One drawback of the sample: a disproportionate number, 63%, were men. Just over 69% of the never-drinkers died during the 20 years, 60% of the heavy drinkers died and only 41% of moderate drinkers died.

These are remarkable statistics. Even though heavy drinking is associated with higher risk for cirrhosis and several types of cancer (particularly cancers in the mouth and esophagus), heavy drinkers are less likely to die than people who have never drunk. One important reason is that alcohol lubricates so many social interactions, and social interactions are vital for maintaining mental and physical health. As I pointed out last year, nondrinkers show greater signs of depression than those who allow themselves to join the party.

The authors of the new paper are careful to note that even if drinking is associated with longer life, it can be dangerous: it can impair your memory severely and it can lead to nonlethal falls and other mishaps (like, say, cheating on your spouse in a drunken haze) that can screw up your life. There's also the dependency issue: if you become addicted to alcohol, you may spend a long time trying to get off the bottle. (Comment on this story.)

That said, the new study provides the strongest evidence yet that moderate drinking is not only fun but good for you. So make mine a double.

Live Long and get Drunk!

[Greyroofoo]

Originally Posted by RendeR

"Shooting at the walls of heartache...BANG BANG...


I AM the WARRIOR"

[Bad-example]

So my brother shows up this week with a nice gift...a brand new gas grill! Of course, I have repeatedly told my brother (20x at least) that I don't have any interest in grilling and that we have neither the desire nor the room to store let alone use something like that. So he sets the thing up (right next to the stinky garbage cans) and wants to show me how to work it. So I tell him I don't care to learn how it works and that no one will use it.

Thanks for making me the asshole.

[duckman]

Duckie is a bit tipsy...

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by jeff061

Well this is me just about every night recently. So very stressed about work. Everyone on my project delivery team fails but me. They reward that by kicking them all off, giving me all their work and responsibilities and I'm forced to deliver at an accelerated pace(cause we are behind schedule).

Everyone(client and my management) says we'll be fine cause I'm the man. I have my doubts. So I'm drunk guy.

I need to get some sort of social life so work isn't as important.

Dude...I'll hang out with you sometime. Maybe not "anytime" but ya know...for sure more than once.

[Bad-example]

I am sure this will qualify me a an FOFC lightweight, but I have determined that three Newcastles marks the borderline between nicely buzzed and just getting more drunk.

I am on my sixth.

And I am still feeling guilty about failing to graciously accept my brother's gift of a grill on Labor Day.

[MacroGuru]

I guess it was buy 4 large sake's get one free at the sushi place here in Utah...I'm thoroughly feeling good....sitting in the airport now...flying home...will be sleeping like a baby on my flight.

[sabotai]

*pulls up a chair* Just gonna get comfortable just in case. Need to escape my life for a bit. Do some shots, play some Civ V, and just forget that I'm me.

[DaddyTorgo]

Awesome - sounds good that at least work is going well!!

[Vince, Pt. II]

In honor of Pat the Bat's 2-run HR, I'm pouring myself my first scotch of the night. We'll see how far I get...I have a lot of Civ in front of me this evening

[McSweeny]

man i really shouldn't have ordered all this chinese food...

[GoldenEagle]

Hsving one last hurray before i start this thread: The Officialish FOFC Weight Loss Dynasty - Front Office Football Central

Yea.

[Telle]

Down, drinking, and alone. Not the best combination ever. At least I have my knitting to keep my company.

[TLK]

+ = good shit.

[Telle]

For me it's raspberry vodka and cherry coke tonight. A wonderfully sweet combination that goes down like kool-aide. Of course, once the vodka runs out there's always the 100 proof Captain.

[Schmidty]

Posting here to scare the crap out of my wife since she wants to be on the forums and such.

It was only the rest of the milk dear. A month and a half away from a year!!!

[MizzouRah]

I'm drinking and remembering to post in this thread. Scmitdy is a fag and Mizou lost, but hey, someome told me it's going to snaow 20 inches next week, so iz all good.

[terpkristin]

Originally Posted by TLK

+ = good shit.

I have never heard of EITHER of those beverages. Is the one on the left a vodka?

/tk

[McSweeny]

I should probably post in this thread more often. Jameson always makes the end of a long week so much better.

[Bad-example]

Sometimes when life is kicking you in the nuts with steel-toed boots, another drink is just the fucking ticket. This is one of those times.

[sabotai]

When I was younger, I never thought I'd ever need to wear steel-toed boots. And now, I've been wearing steel-toed boots to work every day for the last 10 years.


Yeah, I think I need a drink too.

[Lathum]

mmmmmmm, drink

[Izulde]

A million years from now, you know I'll be loving you still

Holla atcha boy!

[Bad-example]

Man oh man I needed this beer. And the five that preceded it.

[molson]

Ever time I see this thread I remember that I need to start drinking more.

[Dodgerchick]

Originally Posted by molson

Ever time I see this thread I remember that I need to start drinking more.

ditto

[jeff061]

Sitting at airport bar. Flight is delayed an hour. How much more do I drink?

[JeeberD]

I got nice and toasted on St Patty's Day at Hooters while watching hoops with my brother. That was the first time I had gotten really drunk since before the kid was born...and man, did I pay for it that night and the next day.

[CU Tiger]

Well what a day it has been...spent most of the week with an attorney...think I am about to sell the company that has defined my being for 2 decades or so...I know the buyer cant handle the load...I know he will destroy the brand I built...but the cash is too muhc to worry about. Kids at he grandparents....wife and I were to go out for a fun night...she has a headache and is home in bed..so I drove to the office and thinks its best i f I slkeeepo here for the night.

Missing my best friend....wondering what the future holds, and still relaxed knowing I did it....