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[PilotMan]

Not drunk enough to qualify for this thread, but safe to say, two words describe the evening. Fuck Yeah.

[Suicane75]

Was it good?

[PilotMan]

That doesn't even begin to explain, and I'm not saying more.

[Suicane75]

Tell me more. Was it wicked? Teeeheee.

[Bad-example]

yeah

[Izulde]

Drunk enough that I smoked, drank and sang mournful love songs while wandering my driveway. Made roommate flee in horror and neghbors either laughed at me or wee drunk too

[k0ruptr]

Time to ressurect this bitch. I'm gonna need it tonight.

I can't spell.

[k0ruptr]

Vegas is a bitch

[Suicane75]

Has she ripped your heart out and soiled in your shoes?

[Easy Mac]

Does my wife count, because she puked in the toilet. Her office Christmas party was tonight. We haven't gone out much sans child, and she had at least 9 vodka cranberries. I was mainly a wallflower and let her hang with the girls from work.

Then I got to be the bad guy and kept us from going to the after party at a pizza joint. I sense she was beyond hammered, given her inability to stand without support. Within 10 minutes of getting home, at least 3 of the vodka cranberries are in the toilet.

So what I'm trying to say is, I didn't get any tonight.

[k0ruptr]

Lol. 1/3 bottle gone. I'm getting there. By 2 am I'll be posting all up in this bitch

[k0ruptr]

Dola 39 degrees is fucking cold to someone who lived on Hawaii all my life.

[k0ruptr]

I'm there. I need
A phone conversation someone pm me for my number pleAse

[terpkristin]

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

Does my wife count, because she puked in the toilet. Her office Christmas party was tonight. We haven't gone out much sans child, and she had at least 9 vodka cranberries. I was mainly a wallflower and let her hang with the girls from work.

Then I got to be the bad guy and kept us from going to the after party at a pizza joint. I sense she was beyond hammered, given her inability to stand without support. Within 10 minutes of getting home, at least 3 of the vodka cranberries are in the toilet.

So what I'm trying to say is, I didn't get any tonight.

Puking aside, I probably would have gone to the pizza joint, assuming no more drinking was involved. Pizza has been for me one of the most effective "sop up all the alcohol in your stomach" foods. I have no idea if it really does do anything, but I usually feel better/less sick if I have some pizza. Doesn't even have to be "good" pizza. Papa Johns works fine...

/tk

[Grover]

Originally Posted by terpkristin

Puking aside, I probably would have gone to the pizza joint, assuming no more drinking was involved. Pizza has been for me one of the most effective "sop up all the alcohol in your stomach" foods. I have no idea if it really does do anything, but I usually feel better/less sick if I have some pizza. Doesn't even have to be "good" pizza. Papa Johns works fine...

/tk

Even the worst pizza tastes pretty great when alcohol is coursing through the system.

[k0ruptr]

i've decided to make a weekend of it. Hurray Jager!

[terpkristin]

Originally Posted by k0ruptr

i've decided to make a weekend of it. Hurray Jager!

I'm predicting an unpleasant Sunday.

/tk

[k0ruptr]

And your probably right but drunken cosmic bowling was fun even with bad scores

[MacroGuru]

Merry Christmas!

Work Christmas Party t0night!

Puerto Rican Egg Nog in chocolate Shot glasses..

A lot of cap n coke! a lot of Molsons! = Dennis is fuckign happY!

[k0ruptr]

Woo let's get drunk!

[k0ruptr]

Err. More drunk!

[k0ruptr]

not enough drinkers here.

[Grover]

Originally Posted by k0ruptr

not enough drinkers here.

I'm a whiskey man.

[RendeR]

This thread needs bumped tonight... I'm probably scaring Macro and his kids with my drunken singing....

[PilotMan]

I'm not drunk, but I should be. I put more than my fair share away, but just couldn't pass the tipping point. Happy New Year!

[Grover]

bottle of glenfidditch to ring in the new year and I feel rather fantastic. so fantastic. and warm.

[RendeR]

"I am done with my graceless heart
So tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart
Cause I like to keep my issues strong
It's always darkest before the dawn"

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Appleton Estate Jamaican Rum.

I feel gooooooood!

(fixed 5 typos here alone!)

[RendeR]

"There are times when all the world's asleep,
the questions run too deep
for such a simple man.
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
I know it sounds absurd
but please tell me who I am."

[RendeR]

?Things get damaged
Things get broken
I thought we'd manage
But words left unspoken
Left us so brittle
There was so little left to give"

[RendeR]

Makers Mark and coke. Shots of Chivas, Rumpleminz, and Glenlivet

[Grover]

Originally Posted by RendeR

Makers Mark and coke. Shots of Chivas, Rumpleminz, and Glenlivet

THE Glenlivet.

[Suicane75]

Jack Daniels+Blackberry Wine+Weed= PRETZELS

[MacroGuru]

Originally Posted by RendeR

This thread needs bumped tonight... I'm probably scaring Macro and his kids with my drunken singing....

Naw, I just told them to close their eyes and imagine we were on a Gondola in Venice...

[k0ruptr]

yep lets go...lots of vodka, but still not enough.

[mckerney]

I'm either addicted to coffee beers or Lagunitas Coffee Stout and Surley Coffee Bender are the greatest things man has ever created.

[GoldenEagle]

Got wasted after that Memphis shit fest. Missouri and duke fans, bottoms up.

[Chief Rum]

I would imagine that this is the King of all Drunk Guy thread days.

Happy St.Paddy's Day, drunks. Be safe tonight.

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

I would imagine that this is the King of all Drunk Guy thread days.

Happy St.Paddy's Day, drunks. Be safe tonight.

Days like today are one of the reasons I love living in a city. About 50 bars I can walk to today to watch the games and drink some beers!

[Bad-example]

Got hammered last night and woke up still drunk. Feeling the weight of the world. A cousin I pretty much grew up with died of a stroke Friday night. Plus, my neighbor across the street recently found out he has cancer everywhere.

I believe I need some hair of the dog.

[Bad-example]

Sorry for taking a dump in the Drunk Guy thread. Please resume your normal alcohol-impaired activities.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Sometimes, a dump gets taken in the middle of things. That, my friend, is one reason we kill brain cells with the magical elixir known as "alcohol."

[AnalBumCover]

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of something...something......

[Chief Rum]

Originally Posted by Bad-example

Sorry for taking a dump in the Drunk Guy thread. Please resume your normal alcohol-impaired activities.

No worries! That's a pretty crummy weekend, hell, month. Sorry for your loss and for your neighbor being sick.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Not exactly drunk, but not exactly sober right now...

Just still pissed & knowing there is nothing i can do about it. (and was into a bit of scotch)

Tonight on my way home I see a couple boys that seemed to be teenagers run across the street & duck into some bushes. They seemed to be screwing around or something. Made me keep an eye on them. I was stuck at the light behind a truck that was turning or I would have made the turn onto my street already. When the light turned I hear this loud BANG. I turn around I see nothing. I know they threw something that hit my car, but I also know that the dumbest thing you can do is to get out & look. If it's a ploy, they have your car.

I get home... There are some nice scratches in my rear passenger side door with a small dent. At that point, I got PISSED.

I left the car parked, got my dog & a riot stick that I have (nice aluminum bar about 3 ft with rubber caps on it) and took a walk. Where I got hit I found almost a dozen fist-size chunks of concrete around in the street. They had apparently been having a bit of fun throwing them at cars. I pick one up that had some black paint on it (could have been mine) and found myself yelling "Where are the motherfuckers that throw rocks at cars out here? Come on out! Be men about it instead of little bitches! I got something for your ass!"

I then called the cops on my way home & have to touch up some paint on the door... don't think it's even worth involving the insurance.

I fucking hate people. Especially stupid ones.

If it wasn't 3am i'd have another drink.

[Scoobz0202]

People suck. Last year i went out to my car to find somebody had thrown a cinderblock through my back window.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Took a job back in Septemaber that was just seasonal and didn't pay nearly enough. Hours had been being cut across the board the last few weeks. Today at the end of my shift I was informed that I was being let go.

Now I am freaking out a little... While the job wasn't anything good, didn't pay and the writing was obviosly on the wall, it was just enough to pay the current bills. Now all I have is my other job. One day a week. Not enough to pay the bills at all.

I need a ficling job.

And damn... Lauders is some awful scotch.

[mckerney]

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

And damn... Lauders is some awful scotch.

I'd always assumed that, it being $15 or so for a jug and all.

[mckerney]

Summit Extra Pale Ale is some alright beer, really wish I had some Bells Two Hearted, Surly Furious or Surly Coffee Bender though.

[Raiders Army]

Oklahoma sucks. The only place you can buy greater than 3.2% beer is in liquor stores. Due to contracts, they don't even sell Bud in liquor stores either.

True story: I go to a gas station/liquor store at 7:45 in the morning to gas up and get some beer. The liquor store isn't open yet, but I ask the guy working there if the beer in the convenience store portion is weapons grade beer (I'm doubtful, but hopeful I can get some). He replies that it's 3.2%, but the way they brew it, it's actually double the amount of alcohol; so if it says it's 3.2%, it's actually 5.6%.

Wha? When I tell him that 3.2% doubled is not 5.6%, he replies that after you've downed 12 beers, it's all the same. I hate this state and its pussy beer.