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mckerney · 05-11-2012, 01:55 PM

It might be possible, but the guy has a shitty way of explaining it. The 3.2 beer is alcohol by weight while when you see the alcohol content on a bottle of Bud that is alcohol by volume. Beer that is 3.2% by weight is typically around 4.0% by volume. So with light beers the 3.2 is pretty close to normal and some beers like Amstel Light or the extreme lights have less than 3.2 by weight.

mckerney · 05-11-2012, 02:10 PM

What is probably far worse than only allowing 3.2 beer in gas stations, "Oklahoma additionally requires that any beverage containing more than 3.2% ABW must be sold at normal room temperature." Not only does it have to suck to not be able to buy cold beer, it also means that they cannot non pasturized beer that has to be kept cold from smaller breweries. That would mean no Bells Two Hearted

sabotai · 05-12-2012, 01:57 AM

Hey.

HEEEYYY!!!!

Raiders Army · 05-12-2012, 11:37 AM

I bought 6 cases of beer when we went down to Wichita Falls last night. When we went to Dallas about a month or so ago, I loaded up on ammo and beer. What a redneck.

M GO BLUE!!! · 06-05-2012, 12:35 AM

here i am on a monday night dringing evan willaims (it's awful)

spent the day looking for the installation screw kit for my micrtowave. it's got to be here... can't find it at all. had the template for the bottowm of the canbinet. perfect... except i lined the paper to the edge rather than measure to the line, so all my holes and cuts are about 1/4 inch off. why would you make a damn template that doesn't go to the edge of the paper to line up to the edge of the cabinet??? maytag is an american company that maked the microwave in america and prints the damn directions in china. wtf???

then i did my finances. i need a job. NEED. next month's credit card payment will tap me out. fuclk

edit: just walked the dog. the sprinklers came on. what's that noise? BAM! sprinkler hit me in the side of trhe head

MacroGuru · 06-15-2012, 05:53 AM

You know IU can't be in Vegas and not post in this thread. Ran into a bun ch of irish hotties that were here on vacation...OMG..............If it wasn't for the older sister, I might have been waking up wioth one of them ion my bed....and i wouldn't have p,[;aoned.

MacroGuru · 06-15-2012, 05:55 AM

My fod I have had to much todeink tronight...

The patrn shots did me in...

britrock88 · 06-15-2012, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacroGuru

p,[;aoned.

"Complained." Got it!

Chief Rum · 06-15-2012, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacroGuru

You know IU can't be in Vegas and not post in this thread. Ran into a bun ch of irish hotties that were here on vacation...OMG..............If it wasn't for the older sister, I might have been waking up wioth one of them ion my bed....and i wouldn't have p,[;aoned.

Imma gonna save this from a future MacroGuru edit.

Chief Rum · 06-15-2012, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacroGuru

My fod I have had to much todeink tronight...

The patrn shots did me in...

This, too.

JediKooter · 06-15-2012, 11:36 AM

Classic!

molson · 06-15-2012, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacroGuru

The patrn shots did me in...

What the hell is a patrn shot? Is that from some new Eastern European themed restaurant on the strip or something?

Chief Rum · 06-15-2012, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson

What the hell is a patrn shot? Is that from some new Eastern European themed restaurant on the strip or something?

Best guess... Patron

Rizon · 06-15-2012, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson

What the hell is a patrn shot? Is that from some new Eastern European themed restaurant on the strip or something?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Best guess... Patron

I think he meant "Patton Shot". It's a shot so hardcore it slaps you in the face.

MacroGuru · 06-16-2012, 01:01 AM

omg,

guess i was pretty trashed last night.

M GO BLUE!!! · 06-16-2012, 10:08 PM

just coming to consciousness?

Dodgerchick · 06-17-2012, 04:43 PM

Anyone ever taken a shot of tequila with a worm in it? I'm tempted.

MacroGuru · 06-18-2012, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

just coming to consciousness?

Well kind of...lol...I was at the tradeshow all day the next day and then went right to Williams AZ to help my dad set up for the BBQ competition that was going on there.

I didn't get access until I made my post...but I am still laughing as I go back and read.

M GO BLUE!!! · 06-18-2012, 02:12 AM

I was just talking to a coworker about what now seems to be even more an infamous last day party...

Apparently I groped her at one point. She then went to the other coworkers and told them. They said "Good for him! It's his last day. He can do anything he wants!"

She said that at one point she counted sixteen shot glasses that I had stacked up, all emptied into my liver. No wonder I passed out in my shower & flooded my apartment that night.

Suicane75 · 06-18-2012, 03:33 AM

I thought you was out of work.

M GO BLUE!!! · 06-18-2012, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

I thought you was out of work.

This was back in July.

And technically I have a job now. It's just part time & only one day a week, with no hope of promotion & the hours I get now are extremely tentative.

PilotMan · 06-19-2012, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Apparently I groped her at one point.

My wife's biggest complaint about me drinking.

sabotai · 08-12-2012, 01:01 AM

Everyone. Hold up. I have a very important announcement to make. I'm drunk.

Grover · 08-12-2012, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sabotai

Everyone. Hold up. I have a very important announcement to make. I'm drunk.

+1

SO MUCH WHISKEY

sabotai · 08-12-2012, 01:15 AM

Rum for me. So much rum. (and proofreading)

sabotai · 08-13-2012, 02:49 AM

holy fuck, I am so fucking wasted. I fucking love vacations.

Chief Rum · 08-13-2012, 09:43 AM

Does it belong in this thread if it wasn't me?

My roommate and his friend had three young college-age Asian girls over late last night, and were playing beer pong. Much alcohol was being dispensed. However, unfortunately, Mr. Rum could have none because he needed to go in early to work today. But I was up, doing some work on my computer, and chatting up drunky folks.

We rent a house with a large backyard and a huge sliding glass door to get out there. There are three whole panels of glass, each a good 10' x 8' in size. Nice, thick, keep the burglars out glass. The sliding glass door was wide open.

One of the Asian girls named Bambi (no, not kidding, that is her nickname) had a little too much to drink. She decided to come in from smoking a cigarette. She had a 33.33333...% chance of walking through the opening where the glass door would have been if it were closed, and allowing her pain-free access to the interior of the house.

She was not successful.

MacroGuru · 08-13-2012, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Does it belong in this thread if it wasn't me?

My roommate and his friend had three young college-age Asian girls over late last night, and were playing beer pong. Much alcohol was being dispensed. However, unfortunately, Mr. Rum could have none because he needed to go in early to work today. But I was up, doing some work on my computer, and chatting up drunky folks.

We rent a house with a large backyard and a huge sliding glass door to get out there. There are three whole panels of glass, each a good 10' x 8' in size. Nice, thick, keep the burglars out glass. The sliding glass door was wide open.

One of the Asian girls named Bambi (no, not kidding, that is her nickname) had a little too much to drink. She decided to come in from smoking a cigarette. She had a 33.33333...% chance of walking through the opening where the glass door would have been if it were closed, and allowing her pain-free access to the interior of the house.

She was not successful.

Pics or it didn't happen...

Chief Rum · 08-13-2012, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacroGuru

Pics or it didn't happen...

Have you ever been in or near the glass at a hockey game and a collision happens against the glass where the guy charging in missed his target and just flattened himself against the board?

Okay, just imagine that, but instead of some big, sweaty Canadian dude, replace with a petite Asian girl in jeans and a pokadot blouse.

MacroGuru · 08-13-2012, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

petite Asian girl in jeans and a pokadot blouse.

Why do you think I asked for Pics

Chief Rum · 08-13-2012, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacroGuru

Why do you think I asked for Pics

Haha, she's a cute little thing, but, really, not all that. Not worth the pics. Your imagination will be better.

sabotai · 08-13-2012, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Not worth the pics.

I think you should let us be the judge of that.

DougW · 08-15-2012, 11:59 PM

Yo .. Mr. Meister ... Mr. Yager Meister. You're making the interwebz pretty funny to me tonight. Thanks.

mckerney · 09-19-2012, 09:54 PM

FOUNDERS BREAKFAST STOUT IS BACK!

M GO BLUE!!! · 09-19-2012, 10:03 PM

Dear Penthouse Forum,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

My roommate and his friend had three young college-age Asian girls over late last night, and were playing beer pong. Much alcohol was being dispensed. However, unfortunately, Mr. Rum could have none because he needed to go in early to work today. But I was up, doing some work on my computer, and chatting up drunky folks.

We rent a house with a large backyard and a huge sliding glass door to get out there. There are three whole panels of glass, each a good 10' x 8' in size. Nice, thick, keep the burglars out glass. The sliding glass door was wide open.

One of the Asian girls named Bambi (no, not kidding, that is her nickname) had a little too much to drink. She decided to come in from smoking a cigarette. She had a 33.33333...% chance of walking through the opening where the glass door would have been if it were closed, and allowing her pain-free access to the interior of the house.

She was not successful.

After laughing briefly, I realized that she was unconscious. Now, I normally would not find a woman with an open head wound attractive, but Bambi was different...

Sun Tzu · 09-21-2012, 08:04 PM

Yeah yeah, I'm coming. Be there in an hour.

Sun Tzu · 09-21-2012, 10:14 PM

Hey! How have you been? I've missed you!

Sun Tzu · 09-22-2012, 12:33 AM

Surprisingly good movie when you're ripped...

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Grover · 10-07-2012, 11:28 PM

Best thing about having a best friend who is cousins with the bartender?

Six Jack and Cokes for $5.

FEELS GOOD, MAN

mckerney · 10-08-2012, 12:10 AM

Anyone pick up some Goose Island Bourbon County Stout this year?

Marc Vaughan · 10-08-2012, 04:37 AM

Seems like an appropriate place to leave this ...

Brewdog Brewery - Strong Beer (32%+)

cthomer5000 · 10-28-2012, 12:55 AM

I really only come to this forum when drunk these days. It's kind of depressing. I used to be a regular here. Now i'm the creepy old guy some old-timers kind of remember.

Bad-example · 12-01-2012, 01:17 AM

When you're playing 'quarters' and there's no one else in the room, you might have a drinking problem.

Yeah, I'm just kidding. There's no 'might' about it.

jeff061 · 12-01-2012, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

I really only come to this forum when drunk these days. It's kind of depressing. I used to be a regular here. Now i'm the creepy old guy some old-timers kind of remember.

Pretty sure this board is more or less a retirement center. All the youngins are at that reddit thing

.

Julio Riddols · 12-01-2012, 01:58 AM

When you're drunk alone, its practice. That's good work ethic, not a drinking problem.

PilotMan · 12-01-2012, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff061

Pretty sure this board is more or less a retirement center. All the youngins are at that reddit thing

.

The truth fuckin' hurts man.

sabotai · 02-12-2013, 05:00 PM

Hitting the wine bottle a bit early tonight.

britrock88 · 02-12-2013, 09:51 PM

...That's a strong martini there.

Bad-example · 04-22-2013, 01:02 AM

Oh my it is mighty nice to be drunk again.

4 Newcastles ftw.

I need a good woman.

Willing to settle for a string of bad women.

miami_fan · 04-22-2013, 01:04 AM

I thought this was a shout out to Al Michaels.

06-05-2012, 12:35 AM	#2905
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	here i am on a monday night dringing evan willaims (it's awful) spent the day looking for the installation screw kit for my micrtowave. it's got to be here... can't find it at all. had the template for the bottowm of the canbinet. perfect... except i lined the paper to the edge rather than measure to the line, so all my holes and cuts are about 1/4 inch off. why would you make a damn template that doesn't go to the edge of the paper to line up to the edge of the cabinet??? maytag is an american company that maked the microwave in america and prints the damn directions in china. wtf??? then i did my finances. i need a job. NEED. next month's credit card payment will tap me out. fuclk edit: just walked the dog. the sprinklers came on. what's that noise? BAM! sprinkler hit me in the side of trhe head Last edited by M GO BLUE!!! : 06-05-2012 at 12:50 AM.

06-15-2012, 05:53 AM	#2906
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	You know IU can't be in Vegas and not post in this thread. Ran into a bun ch of irish hotties that were here on vacation...OMG..............If it wasn't for the older sister, I might have been waking up wioth one of them ion my bed....and i wouldn't have p,[;aoned. __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

06-15-2012, 05:55 AM	#2907
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	My fod I have had to much todeink tronight... The patrn shots did me in... __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future" Last edited by MacroGuru : 06-15-2012 at 05:56 AM.

06-15-2012, 11:36 AM	#2911
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Classic! __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-16-2012, 01:01 AM	#2915
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	omg, guess i was pretty trashed last night. __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

05-11-2012, 01:55 PM	#2901
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	It might be possible, but the guy has a shitty way of explaining it. The 3.2 beer is alcohol by weight while when you see the alcohol content on a bottle of Bud that is alcohol by volume. Beer that is 3.2% by weight is typically around 4.0% by volume. So with light beers the 3.2 is pretty close to normal and some beers like Amstel Light or the extreme lights have less than 3.2 by weight.

05-11-2012, 02:10 PM	#2902
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	What is probably far worse than only allowing 3.2 beer in gas stations, "Oklahoma additionally requires that any beverage containing more than 3.2% ABW must be sold at normal room temperature." Not only does it have to suck to not be able to buy cold beer, it also means that they cannot non pasturized beer that has to be kept cold from smaller breweries. That would mean no Bells Two Hearted

05-12-2012, 01:57 AM	#2903
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Hey. HEEEYYY!!!!

05-12-2012, 11:37 AM	#2904
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	I bought 6 cases of beer when we went down to Wichita Falls last night. When we went to Dallas about a month or so ago, I loaded up on ammo and beer. What a redneck.

06-16-2012, 10:08 PM	#2916
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	just coming to consciousness?

06-17-2012, 04:43 PM	#2917
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	Anyone ever taken a shot of tequila with a worm in it? I'm tempted.

06-18-2012, 02:12 AM	#2919
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I was just talking to a coworker about what now seems to be even more an infamous last day party... Apparently I groped her at one point. She then went to the other coworkers and told them. They said "Good for him! It's his last day. He can do anything he wants!" She said that at one point she counted sixteen shot glasses that I had stacked up, all emptied into my liver. No wonder I passed out in my shower & flooded my apartment that night.

06-18-2012, 03:33 AM	#2920
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I thought you was out of work.

08-12-2012, 01:01 AM	#2923
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Everyone. Hold up. I have a very important announcement to make. I'm drunk.

08-12-2012, 01:15 AM	#2925
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Rum for me. So much rum. (and proofreading)

08-13-2012, 02:49 AM	#2926
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	holy fuck, I am so fucking wasted. I fucking love vacations.

08-13-2012, 09:43 AM	#2927
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	Does it belong in this thread if it wasn't me? My roommate and his friend had three young college-age Asian girls over late last night, and were playing beer pong. Much alcohol was being dispensed. However, unfortunately, Mr. Rum could have none because he needed to go in early to work today. But I was up, doing some work on my computer, and chatting up drunky folks. We rent a house with a large backyard and a huge sliding glass door to get out there. There are three whole panels of glass, each a good 10' x 8' in size. Nice, thick, keep the burglars out glass. The sliding glass door was wide open. One of the Asian girls named Bambi (no, not kidding, that is her nickname) had a little too much to drink. She decided to come in from smoking a cigarette. She had a 33.33333...% chance of walking through the opening where the glass door would have been if it were closed, and allowing her pain-free access to the interior of the house. She was not successful. __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

08-15-2012, 11:59 PM	#2933
DougW High School Varsity Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Downriver, MI	Yo .. Mr. Meister ... Mr. Yager Meister. You're making the interwebz pretty funny to me tonight. Thanks.

09-19-2012, 09:54 PM	#2934
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	FOUNDERS BREAKFAST STOUT IS BACK!

09-21-2012, 08:04 PM	#2936
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Yeah yeah, I'm coming. Be there in an hour. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

09-21-2012, 10:14 PM	#2937
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Hey! How have you been? I've missed you! __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

09-22-2012, 12:33 AM	#2938
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Surprisingly good movie when you're ripped... Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

10-07-2012, 11:28 PM	#2939
Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	Best thing about having a best friend who is cousins with the bartender? Six Jack and Cokes for $5. FEELS GOOD, MAN __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

10-08-2012, 12:10 AM	#2940
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Anyone pick up some Goose Island Bourbon County Stout this year?

10-08-2012, 04:37 AM	#2941
Marc Vaughan SI Games Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Melbourne, FL	Seems like an appropriate place to leave this ... Brewdog Brewery - Strong Beer (32%+) Last edited by Marc Vaughan : 10-08-2012 at 04:38 AM.

12-01-2012, 01:17 AM	#2943
Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	When you're playing 'quarters' and there's no one else in the room, you might have a drinking problem. Yeah, I'm just kidding. There's no 'might' about it. __________________ Karaoke Katie drove the crowd wild Every time she'd sing they'd come in for miles Curtain came up, Katie came on Drinking like a lumberjack and singing Delta Dawn

12-01-2012, 01:58 AM	#2945
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	When you're drunk alone, its practice. That's good work ethic, not a drinking problem. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

02-12-2013, 05:00 PM	#2947
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Hitting the wine bottle a bit early tonight.

02-12-2013, 09:51 PM	#2948
britrock88 Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Madison, WI	...That's a strong martini there.

04-22-2013, 01:02 AM	#2949
Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	Oh my it is mighty nice to be drunk again. 4 Newcastles ftw. I need a good woman. Willing to settle for a string of bad women.

04-22-2013, 01:04 AM	#2950
miami_fan Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Land O Lakes FL	I thought this was a shout out to Al Michaels. __________________ "The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946

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