FOFC WRESTLING: The relaunch of ZFL wrestling - Page 6

Swaggs · 03-04-2007, 10:24 PM

These always give me a good laugh.

Well done.

DolphinFan1 · 03-04-2007, 10:50 PM

I couldn't wait any longer. Let's do this now.

FOFC WRESTLING PRESENTS:

SUMMER BASH for JUNE 24, 2006

We start out with a dark match. The winner gets a TV Title shot at Tuesday Tough Love.

Atatange vs Sachmo.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Weak kicks from Atatange, who is moving slug-like...or should I say Nash-like? Kick to the gut from Atatange, who sadly, was even able to botch THAT. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sachmo ducks a wild right hand. Implant DDT by Sachmo! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Sachmo strikes Atatange. Sachmo uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Sachmo charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Badly executed second rope splash by Atatange convinces me that I can do better. Atatange ducks a Sachmo clothesline and does a quick roll up. Atatange has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Atatange leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Atatange has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Sachmo to look for revenge.

Winner: Atatange gets a TV Title shot on Tuesday.

We start off our live PPV with an awesome pyro display and then we go to our announce team of Dallas Page and Bobby Heenan.

Page: Welcome everyone to our PPV, Summer Bash. What a night we have lined up tonight. All 5 titles will be on the line tonight. Plus a grudge tag team cage match between Chief Rum and Tekneek vs. Noop and Swaggs.
Heenan: Page, have you seen my cell phone?
Page: Now why would I care where your cell phone is.
Heenan: I’m expecting an important call.
Page: From who, your mother. We have a show to do Bobby.
Heenan: You probably took it.
Page: Oh boy. Let’s get the show started with a bang. Our 1st match is for the FOFC Tag Team titles. Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord (Legal Narcotics) and JeeberD and Bertogarce (The Badasses) won a tag team tournament to get here. This should be a good match.

Legal Narcotics vs The Badasses.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Tag Team titles.

The Match: Smokin' Warlord strikes Jeeber. Spin kick by Smokin' Warlord to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jeeber ducks a wild right hand. STIFF high kick on Smokin' by JeeberD. Jeeber crushes Smokin' with a huge legdrop. Tag to Bertogarce. Smokin' takes a flying neckbreaker from Bertogarce. Smokin' Warlord is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Tag between Smokin' Warlord and Coffee Warlord. Legal Narcotics whip Bertogarce into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. BAAACK Body drop by Bertogarce gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Covers for a quick two count. Coffee hits a piledriver on Bertogarce. That used to end matches, you know. Tag between Coffee Warlord and Smokin' Warlord. Vicious kick to the teeth from Smokin' Warlord. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Smokin' charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Tag to JeeberD. Flying elbow from JeeberD connects. Smokin' grabs JeeberD for Coffee Warlord, who swings...but Jeeber ducks, and ends up nailing Smokin' instead! JeeberD has Smokin' Warlord down on the canvas. Satellite Crossface!!! Smokin' Warlord taps out!Coffee and Smokin' remain in the ring. They are arguing about that defeat. Smokin’ is pissed that Coffee hit him. Coffee explains it was an accident. After a few minutes cooler heads prevail and they shake hands and walk out together.

Winners: The Badasses are the new FOFC Tag Team Champions.

Page: What a great match.
Heenan: What’s going on between Coffee and Smokin’?
Page: Nothing. They worked it out. Just the heat of the moment.
Heenan: I’m not so sure. If I had my cell phone I would contact my sources to get to the bottom of it.
Page: Don’t make more of it than what it is Heenan.
Heenan: Who me? I would never do that. I am a broadcast journalist and I only report the truth.
Page: Yeah right. Up next is a triple threat match for the Television title.

Illinifan vs Quicksand vs Tucker.

Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. This match is for the FOFC Television title. Illinifan has been FOFC Television champion since 16 June 2006.

The Match: Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Tucker goes down. Quicksand strikes Illinifan. Tucker pushes out of a Quicksand hold. SUPER frankensteiner on Quicksand, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. SUPER frankensteiner on Illinifan, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Tucker walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Tucker kicks Quicksand in the gut to reverse the momentum. SUPER frankensteiner on Quicksand, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Tucker gets distracted by the fans who start chanting for Marmel. Front legsweep slam aka The Stroke by Illinifan. Tucker tries to get a big slam, but it is blocked when Illinifan goes to the eyes! Illinifan quickly scores with a field-goal kick between the legs! Tucker collapses! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Tucker got screwed!

Winner: Illinifan is still the Television Champion.

Page: It looks like Tucker continues to be distracted by the fans chanting for Marmel.
Heenan: For once I agree with you Page. Tucker had the advantage and should have blocked out the fans. He’s too good for that.
Page: Illinifan holds onto the Television Title and will face Tucker’s Tag Team partner, Atatange, on Tuesday Tough Love in a Television Title defense. Up next is a tag team grudge match. It will be inside a steel cage. Noop and Swaggs are upset that in recent singles contests, Chief Rum and Tekneek keep interfering in their matches. Let’s head to the ring to see how this one shakes out.

Chief Rum and Tekneek vs Noop and Swaggs.

Match Background: This will be a cage bout. This is a continuation of the Chief vs Noop feud. Noop has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Swaggs and Tekneek have been feuding recently. Tekneek has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud.

The Match: Flying elbow from Noop, grazing the target slightly. Chief uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Chief Rum launches Swaggs into the cage wall. Noop misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Chief \ Tekneek whip Noop into the corner. Chief Rum whips Tekneek in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Tekneek takes a NICE hurrancarana from Swaggs. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Noop \ Swaggs whip Chief into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Noop launches Tekneek into the cage wall. Tekneek is stunned as Noop heads to the top rope. Here it comes - Missile Dropkick! Chief Rum can barely stand. Here it comes - X-Buster. Noop \ Swaggs escape the cage for the win. Noop \ Swaggs go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.

Winners: Noop and Swaggs.

Page: A big win for Noop and Swaggs, and a bit of revenge for those two.
Heenan: They got lucky.
Page: Do you ever give anyone credit on a win?
Heenan: Of course I do, Page.
Page: Up next is a triangle tag team match. The winners of this match get a Tag Team Title shot at Tuesday Tough Love.

NevStar and The Afoci vs Primelord and Shorty vs Double K.

Match Background: This will be a triangle bout.

The Match: Katon hits a rolling kick on Afoci. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Afoci goes down. Tag between Katon and Kodos. Flying elbow from Kodos connects. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Afoci is down! Tag between Kodos and Katon. Double K whip Afoci into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Pin, but Afoci is out just before the three count. Tag between The Afoci and NevStar. Katon takes a flying neckbreaker from NevStar. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Primelord. Standing leg lariat by Primelord on NevStar. NevStar tags out to Kodos. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Kodos is down! Primelord tags out to Shorty. Vicious kick to the teeth from Shorty. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Kodos tags out to NevStar. NevStar crushes Shorty with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Primelord. Springboard dropkick from Primelord. Nicely done. NevStar is stunned as Primelord heads to the top rope. Missile Dropkick! 1....2....3.

Winners: Primelord and Shorty.

Page: Primelord and Shorty stepped it up and now earn a title shot at Tuesday Tough Love.
Heenan: And Gold wanted these guys suspended. They have too much talent to be sitting at home.
Page: Up next is the 1st of 3 main event matches. Raven is challenging Barry Windham for the FOFC Heavyweight Title. This will be an inferno match, meaning that the only way to win is to set your opponent on fire. After both competitors enter the ring, the ropes will be set on fire. There will be paramedics and firemen at ringside to put out the person who is set on fire right away. Raven and Windham have agreed to have this match to settle their long feud here in FOFC Wrestling. Let’s get to the ring.

Raven vs Barry Windham.

Match Background: This will be an inferno bout. This is another chapter in the long-running Windham vs Raven feud. This match is for the FOFC Heavyweight title. Barry Windham has been FOFC Heavyweight champion since 22 April 2006.

The Match: Barry Windham throws Raven toward the flames, but Raven is able to put the brakes on in time. Barry Windham DDTs Raven, but it just looked terrible. Raven reverses a Barry Windham hammerlock. Windham gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Raven slams Barry Windham down and motions to the crowd. Raven throws Windham toward the fire! Windham stops just in time. Bodyslam by Raven. Windham ducks a wild right hand. Barry Windham DDTs Raven, but it just looked terrible. Barry Windham scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Raven takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Barry Windham holds Raven near the flames. Raven counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Barry Windham by Raven. Remember when that was a legit finish? Raven scores with a standing spinebuster. Barry Windham can barely stand. Here it comes - Raven Effect DDT. Raven motions to the crowd and points towards the flames. The crowd erupts. Raven picks up Windham who is defenseless. He drops Windham on the flaming ropes. Windham is on fire. It's finished. Raven wins the FOFC Heavyweight Title. Paramedics and firemen rush to the ring and put out Windham who is screaming in agony.

Winner: Raven is the new FOFC Heavyweight Champion.

Page: What a great win by Raven.
Heenan: That’s just awful. What kind of human being would want to set another on fire?
Page: Bobby, you know damn well that Windham would have done the same thing to Raven if he could. This had to end one way or another. Let’s head backstage where Chris English is trying to get a word with Smokin’ Warlord before his match for the Hardcore Title with Digamma.

English: Thanks Dallas. Smokin’, I wanted to ask you what is on everyone’s mind. What’s going on with you and Coffee? Also, do you have any idea who attacked you on Tuesday?
Smokin’: Chris, nothing is wrong with Legal Narcotics. We were just in the heat of the battle. Things happen. Don’t let Heenan start rumors. He’s a sorry excuse for a human. As for who attacked me on Tuesday, I don’t know. But I will find out. But first I have a ladder match for the FOFC Hardcore title. I have to get to the ring and end Digamma’s reign.
English: Well, there you have it. Back to you Dallas and Bobby.

Page: Well Bobby, what do you have to say now?
Heenan: Did you hear what he called me?
Page (laughing): I sure did. Boy does he know you.
Heenan: I’m not talking to you.
Page: That would be a relief. It’s time to go to the ring. Up next is a FOFC Hardcore Title match. It will be a ladder match and Smokin’ and Digamma have agreed to end their feud with this match. I wonder what Digamma has up his sleeve to keep the title this time.

Smokin' Warlord vs Digamma.

Match Background: This will be a ladder bout. Digamma and Smokin' have been feuding for quite some time now. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Digamma has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Smokin' Warlord strikes Digamma. Dropkick from the middle of the ladder by Smokin'. Digamma takes a flying neckbreaker from Smokin' Warlord. Spin kick by Smokin' Warlord to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Digamma reverses a Smokin' Warlord hammerlock. Digamma hits a face jam on Smokin' Warlord onto the ladder! Digamma hits a shitty missile dropkick on Smokin'. Smokin' Warlord comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Flying reverse elbow by Smokin' Warlord. Power drive elbow by Smokin' Warlord. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Digamma flips out of a Smokin' Warlord bodyslam attempt. Digamma hits a quick kick on Smokin'. Smokin' Warlord powers out of a Digamma headlock. Smokin' hits a dropkick on Digamma and gets right back up. They both begin to climb the ladder. Once they reach the top, an exchange of punches starts! Smokin' grabs Digamma...and sends him crashing to the canvas! On the way down, Digamma tries to catch himself. His arm gets caught on the ropes and he screams in agony as we hear a pop. Smokin' Warlord grabs the prize for the victory. The medics come to attend to Digamma who is holding his arm.

Winner: Smokin’ Warlord is the new Hardcore Champion.

Page: What a big win for Smokin’.
Heenan: Digamma took a bad bump there. He looks hurt. Smokin’ didn’t have to do that.
Page: Heenan, don’t even go there. They were both on the ladder. Digamma would have done the same thing to gain the victory. Up next is our main event. It is for the FOFC Lightweight Title. Coffee Warlord and Darkiller have been going at it for some time. They will end their feud tonight. It will be an I Quit match. Someone will surrender.

Coffee Warlord vs Darkiller.

Match Background: This will be an I Quit bout. This is a continuation of the Darkiller vs Coffee feud. This match is for the FOFC Lightweight title. Coffee Warlord has been FOFC Lightweight champion since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Massive backbreaker on Coffee and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Coffee backdrops Darkiller out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Coffee Warlord. STIFF~! chop lights up Darkiller who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! BAAACK Body drop by Darkiller gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Flying shoulder tackle by Coffee sends Darkiller CRASHING to the mat. Darkiller counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Spear by Darkiller. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Darkiller connects and Coffee Warlord is down! Fallaway slam by Darkiller puts down Coffee Warlord. Coffee flips out of a Darkiller bodyslam attempt. Flying shoulder tackle by Coffee sends Darkiller CRASHING to the mat. Coffee Warlord scores with a big spinebuster. Coffee floors Darkiller and locks in a figure-four leglock! The referee asks Darkiller....and we have a submission! The match is over. Coffee Warlord remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Winner: Coffee Warlord retains the Lightweight Title.

Page: What a great show. Don't you think Bobby?
Heenan: I really wish I could find my cell phone. I was waiting for an important call. I hope Flame...
Page: What was that?
Heenan: Nothing. I gotta go.
Page: Well, for Bobby Heenan, I'm Dallas Page. We'll see you on Tuesday Tough Love. Good night everyone.

FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Raven.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Smokin’ Warlord.
FOFC Television Champion: Illinifan.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: The Badasses.

Match of the night: Triple threat match for the TV Title: Illinifan vs. Tucker vs. Quicksand. 78%..
Our overall rating for the show was 74%.

I hope you like it. I'm out of practice. It has been 3 years. I should get warmed up after a few cards.

Up later this week, a preview for Tuesday Tough Love and 3 surprise new FOFC members make their debut. Don't miss it.

Coffee Warlord · 03-04-2007, 11:02 PM

Two belts is not enough for Legal Narcotics. The tag team belts shall be OURS.

However, the one, the only, The Coffee Warlord has this to say.

I win I win I win! HA!

JeeberD · 03-05-2007, 06:24 AM

The Badasses are, well, badasses! Just say no to coffee and cigs, kids. They'll stunt your growth...you want to be big and bad like JeeberD and Berto, don't you?

DolphinFan1 · 03-05-2007, 10:27 PM

PREVIEW FOR TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE

JUNE 27, 2006

Atatange faces Illinifan for the TV Title.

The Badasses beat Legal Narcotics at Summer Bash to become the FOFC Tag Team Champions. But they have no time to rest as they face Primelord and Shorty in their 1st title defense. Can they keep the titles?

Raven beat Barry Windham to capture the FOFC Heavyweight Title at Summer Bash. Who will his next opponent be?

Smokin' Warlord beat Digamma at Summer Bash to become the FOFC Hardcore Champion and in the process, Digamma suffered a tricep strain and will be out of action for about 2 months. Who will be the next challenger to Smokin's title? And will we finally find out who is behind the attacks on Smokin'?

Coffee Warlord beat Darkiller at Summer Bash to retain the FOFC Lightweight Title. It was Darkiller's final shot at the title. So who will be Coffee's next opponent?

Also, we have been told that 3 new FOFC Members will be making their debut in some capacity on Tuesday. Who will they be?

Tune in later this week for Tuesday Tough Love.

DolphinFan1 · 03-07-2007, 09:27 AM

**Tuesday Tough Love for June 27, 2006
**

We start out our show by going to our announce team of Diamond Dallas Page and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.

Page: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Tough Love, just 3 days after Summer Bash. I'm Diamond Dallas Page, along with my broadcast partner, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.
Heenan: Hello humanoids.
Page: We have a great night of action for you tonight. Let's get right to the ring where Atatange is set to take on Illinifan for the TV Title after winning his match at Summer Bash.

Atatange vs Illinifan.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Illinifan has been FOFC Television champion since 16 June 2006.

The Match: Illinifan connects with a back heel kick on Atatange and gets back up quickly. Illinifan crushes Atatange with a huge legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Atatange is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Atatange uses some pathetic kicks in the corner now. Illinifan takes a butterfly suplex from Atatange. Atatange uses a running dropkick into the corner. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Atatange hits a crappy missile dropkick on Illinifan. Illinifan blocks a punch. Lightning kick by Illinifan on Atatange. SUPER frankensteiner on Atatange, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Atatange comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. The bell rings. The referee declares that the time limit has expired, and the match is a draw. I don't think the fight has finished. Atatange and Illinifan have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.

Winner: Time limit draw. Illinifan is still the TV Champion.

Overall Rating: 61
Crowd Reaction: 49
Match Quality: 73

Heenan: I don't think those two have settled anything.
Page: You're good at stating the obvious. Let's get back to the ring where Raven is in the ring.

Raven: Windham, I told you I would set you on fire. The FOFC Heavyweight Title is now back with it's rightful owner. I am out here to lay down the open challenge to anyone in the back who wants a shot at my title.

The music of Donovan Morgan plays and he comes out.

Morgan: Raven, you think you are great. Well, I will take that challenge and take that belt around your waist.

Raven: You will be just like everyone else, just another victim. I'll see you in the ring later. Quoth the Raven, Nevermore.

Rating: 94

Page: Well, it looks like we have a FOFC Heavyweight Title match here tonight.
Heenan: Raven should have just stayed home and recovered from his match Saturday night. Morgan will make it the shortest ever reign of the title.
Page: I think somehow Raven will pull it off. Up next we have another grudge match between Swaggs and Tekneek. These two have been going at it for some time now.
Heenan: They don't like each other very much.

Swaggs vs Tekneek.

Match Background: This will be a submission bout. Swaggs and Tekneek have been feuding recently. Tekneek has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud.

The Match: Swaggs kicks the leg, knocks Tekneek down, and goes to work on it. Second rope flying axe handle, Tekneek goes down. One day, Swaggs might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Tekneek counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Flying elbow from Tekneek, grazing the target slightly. Swaggs takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. A blind charge only gets an even HARDER kick. Swaggs pushes out of a Tekneek hold. Swaggs crushes Tekneek with a running senton. Swaggs floors Tekneek and locks in a figure-four leglock! Tekneek taps out! Swaggs is still in the ring celebrating. Tekneek pushes the referee away. Tekneek spins Swaggs around. Tekneek hits the Super Kick. Tekneek leaves the ring with Swaggs laid out in the ring.

Winner: Swaggs

Overall Rating: 61
Crowd Reaction: 59
Match Quality: 63

Page: Swaggs wins again but Tekneek continues to attack after all his matches. What a sore loser. Let's go right back to the ring where Co-commissioner Gold has something to say.

Gold: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Tough Love. I want to introduce you to a new interview segment starting tonight. While Friday Night Fury has Piper's Pit, it isn't always objective. This segment will be called, "The Truth" and I'd like to introduce to you, a favorite on the FOFC message boards, "SkyDog."

SkyDog comes out to a modest cheer from the fans. He shakes Gold's hand and takes the mic as Gold exits the ring.

SkyDog: I'd like to thank everyone for coming here tonight. I've sat and watched at home a long time and couldn't stand it any longer. FOFC Wrestling needs someone who will ask the tough questions and get to the truth. So let's get right to it. My 1st guest is one half of the former tag team champions, Time and Money. Please welcome, Tuc....

SkyDog is interrupted by the music of Erik Flamebeard. The crowd is livid. Flamebeard comes out and smiles to the crowd. He enters the ring and has a mic.

Flamebeard: Let's get one thing straight. If you have something to ask one of my Followers, you will first ask me for permission.

SkyDog: Well, I didn't realize that your Followers, couldn't speak for themselves.

Flamebeard: If you don't want to get hurt, you will back off right now. Now, I am out here for one reason. Tucker has informed me that Chief Rum called him and said he couldn't be here tonight. He was injured in the cage match at Summer Bash. So Chief asked Tucker to take his place in his match against Noop.

SkyDog: So you're saying the Chief Rum/Noop match for tonight is now Tucker vs. Noop. Let's see if we can get Noop out here to see what he has to say.

Flamebeard: It doesn't matter what Noop has to say. He has a contract to wrestle tonight and Chief Rum is using a sub. So let's get this match started.

Rating: 52

Page: So Chief Rum is scared to face Noop after Summer Bash.
Heenan: That's not what Flamebeard said. He said Chief is injur....
Page: I know what he said. I also know that Flamebeard is a liar. Let's get to the ring where Tucker and Noop are coming to the ring.

Tucker vs Noop.

Match Background: Tucker is wrestling in Chief Rum's place who is at home nursing his injuries.

The Match: Tucker just WAFFLES Noop with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Tucker walks into a drop toe hold. Tucker gets hip tossed by Noop. Noop misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Noop blasts Tucker with a superkick. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Tucker backdrops Noop out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Tucker. Hard back suplex on Noop. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. SUPER frankensteiner on Noop, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Noop. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Noop elbows Tucker in the face to break a hammerlock. Back heel kick from Noop on Tucker. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Noop gets taken down out of nowhere! Chief Rum comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Noop turns around. Chief Rum slams Noop down. Chief Rum climbs to the top rope and hits the Frog Splash! Chief leaves the ring, the damage done! ONE...TWO...THREE. Tucker defeats Noop. Tucker and Chief beat away on Noop, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas.

Winner: Tucker with help from Chief Rum.

Overall Rating: 59
Crowd Reaction: 54
Match Quality: 65

Page: I thought that Chief Rum was at home.
Heenan: I guess that Tucker and Chief Rum pulled one over on little Noop.
Page: We understand Smokin' Warlord is backstage and has something to say.

Smokin': I understand there is someone in Flamebeard's Followers who is a little upset that I took Digamma's Hardcore Title and he is now on the shelf for a couple months. Well, I'm not one to back down from a challenge. So, Darkiller, you and I are on tonight for MY Hardcore Title. You couldn't beat my cousin Coffee, so what makes you think you can defeat me? I'll see you in the ring.

Rating: 74

Page: Smokin' isn't wasting any time following his victory at Summer Bash.
Heenan: Big mistake. He should take the night off. He is not in Darkiller's league.
Page: We shall see. Up next is the FOFC Tag Team Championship match. Primelord and Shorty won a match a Summer Bash to get this shot. The Badasses beat Legal Narcotics at Summer Bash to become the Tag Team Champions.

The Badasses vs Primelord and Shorty.

Match Background: The Badasses and Primelord \ Shorty are currently feuding. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started. This match is for the FOFC Tag Team titles. The Badasses have been FOFC Tag Team champions since 24 June 2006.

The Match: Primelord hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Implant DDT by Primelord! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Covers for a quick two count. Primelord walks into a drop toe hold. Bertogarce strikes Primelord. Flying reverse elbow by Bertogarce. Tag between Bertogarce and JeeberD. Second rope flying axe handle, Primelord goes down. One day, Jeeber might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Primelord reverses a JeeberD hammerlock. Primelord tags out to Shorty. Primelord \ Shorty whip Jeeber into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Shorty uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Hooks the leg for a two count. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Jeeber is down! Shorty tags out to Primelord. Springboard dropkick from Primelord. Nicely done. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Jeeber kicks Primelord in the gut to reverse the momentum. Tag between JeeberD and Bertogarce. Bertogarce uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! As Jeeber and Primelord get into a brawl on the outside, someone comes into the ring from the crowd and starts brawling with Bertogarce. Soon, another person comes in from the crowd to join in the melee. Primelord takes some shots at Bertogarce as well. The referee, seeing the chaos, calls for a no contest ruling. We have three sets of grapplers in the ring, as The Badasses, Primelord \ Shorty and the two newcomers who are going at it. Finally a host of referees hit the ring to keep them apart.

Winners: No contest due to outside interference.

Overall Rating: 71
Crowd Reaction: 60
Match Quality: 83

Page: Who are those two?
Heenan: I have no idea.
Page: Wow. The Brain doesn't know something.
Heenan: Well, let me make a phone....
Page: Never mind, the two newcomers are still in the ring and have a mic.

The first newcomer: Let us introduce ourselves. I am Larrymcg, and my partner is WVU FAN. We are Technically Superior. We have come here to put some prestige into these Tag Team Titles. So we are putting the tag team champs and everyone else on notice, we plan on becoming champions.

WVU FAN: So, if you don't want to get hurt, just stay out of our way.

With that Technically Superior leave the ring.

Rating: 62

Page: For someone who interrupted a Tag Team Title match, they don't have a lot to say.
Heenan: They said all they had to. I wonder what the Tag Team Champs will have to say about it.
Page: Maybe we'll find out later tonight. Let's get back to the ring where the Heavyweight Title is on the line in a match made earlier tonight when Raven laid out the open challenge and Donovan Morgan accepted.

Raven vs Donovan Morgan.

Match Background: Raven and Donovan have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the FOFC Heavyweight title. Raven has been FOFC Heavyweight champion since 24 June 2006.

The Match: Donovan is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Donovan Morgan powers out of a Raven headlock. Donovan Morgan gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Donovan. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Front legsweep slam aka The Stroke by Donovan Morgan. Cover, but there's no one to count for Donovan Morgan! Raven powers out of a headlock. Bodyslam by Raven. Raven hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Donovan Morgan reverses a hip toss. Massive backbreaker on Raven and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Raven reverses a waistlock. Raven scores with a forearm, sending Donovan down into the corner. The referee pulls Raven away to get the break. Wait! Donovan has pulled something out of his tights. Raven walks over...and gets floored by a punch! No, the referee saw the brass knuckles! We have DQ decision! I don't think the fight has finished. Raven and Donovan have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.

Winner: Raven by DQ. Raven remains the FOFC Heavyweight Champion.

Overall Rating: 85
Crowd Reaction: 92
Match Quality:71

Page: What a cheap shot by Morgan. Good thing for Raven the ref saw it.
Heenan: Do what you have to to win. Too bad he got caught.
Page: We head back to the ring where the Hardcore Title is on the line. Smokin' Warlord has answered Darkiller's challenge.

Smokin' Warlord vs Darkiller.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Smokin' Warlord has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 24 June 2006.

The Match: Darkiller slams Smokin' Warlord. Frying pan shot by Darkiller. There's a two count on the pin. Smokin' reverses a waistlock. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Hooks the leg for a two count. Smokin' crushes Darkiller with a huge legdrop. Smokin' throws a ladder onto Darkiller. Covers for a quick two count. Darkiller reverses a waistlock. Spear by Darkiller. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Smokin' counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Darkiller misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Tor-NADO DDT from Smokin' Warlord, Darkiller got planted! Cover, but there's no one to count for Smokin' Warlord! Lightning kick by Smokin' on Darkiller. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Darkiller elbows Smokin' Warlord in the face to break a hammerlock. Erik Flamebeard is at ringside! Smokin' wastes valuable time by yelling at Flamebeard! Darkiller takes advantage of the distraction and nails Smokin' from behind! Smokin' Warlord can barely stand. Here it comes - Old School Expulsion. 1....2...3, it's finished. Darkiller and Flamebeard put the boots to Smokin' Warlord, stomping away on him. They leave him laying on the canvas. After a few minutes, Smokin' gets up off the mat and starts to head to the back. Out comes Coffee Warlord to help him to the back.

Winner: Darkiller is the new FOFC Hardcore Champion.

Overall Rating: 72
Crowd Reaction: 75
Match Quality: 67

Page: Flamebeard got involved again.
Heenan: He never touched him.
Page: But he distracted him.
Heenan: What took Coffee so long to come out to help his cousin?
Page: I've been told that something was happening backstage when Smokin's match was going on. Let's go to the tape.

Coffee Warlord is shown backstage watching Smokin's match on a monitor. As the match finishes and Smokin' is being attacked he starts to the ring. However, Jerry Straus stops him.

Straus: I wonder if I could have a few words.
Coffee: I need to get to the ring.
Straus: This will only take a minute. With you finally beating Darkiller for the last time, who is next in line for a Lightweight Title shot.

With the mention of the Title, Coffee stops his advance to the ring and turns to Straus.

Coffee: This title will stay around my waist as long as I want it. As for who's next. It doesn't matter. I can beat anyone in the FOFC. So just bring it. Now get out of my way.

Rating: 58

Page: Straus picked the wrong time to interview Coffee. Flamebeard probably had something to do with it.
Heenan (Laughing): That was great.
Page: Well, that's all for this week. Tune in Friday as we are told that Co-commissioner Gold will have something to say about Technically Superior's interference in the Tag Team Title match. Also in Piper's Pit, Legal Narcotics will be his guest.

Overall rating for the show 67%.

We had .48 television rating
618 attendance
$18,540 ticket sales.

DolphinFan1 · 03-07-2007, 11:47 AM

Good news Marmel fans. I just got the word that he is out of rehab so I will be soon writing him back in the storylines.

larrymcg421 · 03-07-2007, 02:55 PM

The Tag Team title shall be ours!

DolphinFan1 · 03-08-2007, 09:10 AM

PREVIEW FOR FRIDAY NIGHT FURY

Matches signed:

TV Title Rematch: Illinifan (c) vs. Attatange

Hardcore Title: Darkiller (c) vs. Bertogarce

4 corners match for a TV Title shot next Tuesday: JeeberD vs. Shorty vs. Swaggs vs Tucker.

Also in Piper's Pit: Legal Narcotics

Plus: On Tuesday Tough Love, a new tag team, Technically Superior, came out and interrupted the tag team title match. Co-Commissioner Gold has something to say to the new team.

Tune in for this and much more.

Coffee Warlord · 03-08-2007, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by larrymcg421

The Tag Team title shall be ours!

Ahem. It's a belt. In an event the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord participates in. By rule, it belongs around the waist of Coffee Warlord.

Legal Narcotics will be taking that belt. And reclaiming the hardcore belt. And while we're at it, we think we'll take the Heavyweight belt just 'cause we want it.

DolphinFan1 · 03-08-2007, 10:21 AM

FRIDAY NIGHT FURY

June 30, 2006

Chris English: Welcome everyone to Friday Night Fury. I'm Chris English.
Jerry Straus: And I'm Jerry Straus.
English: What a great show we have lined up for you. Illinifan and Atatange will go at it again for the TV Title. Legal Narcotics will be in Piper's Pit. And our main event will be a 4 corners match with the winner getting a TV Title shot on Tuesday.
Straus: Don't forget, Darkiller defends his Hardcore title against one half of the Badasses, Bertogarce.

They are interrupted by the music of the Co-commissioner, Gold. He comes out to a huge pop from the fans. Gold enters the ring and has a mic.

Gold: I'd like to thank everyone for coming tonight. But I have some business to take care of. On Tuesday Tough Love, we saw a good tag team title match interrupted by a new team calling themselves, Technically Superior. Well, since you're new here, I'm going to cut you a break. I'm not going to suspend you. So come out and I will let you know what I am going to do.

The music of Technically Superior plays and Larrymcg and WVU FAN come to the ring with major heat from the crowd. They get in Gold's face.

Gold: Let's get one thing straight. You don't interrupt people's matches and demand title shots around here. You earn them. I don't know who you think you are, but if you want a job in this company you are going to have to play by the rules. So, you want the tag team champs. Here's my answer......NO!

Larry and WVU FAN move closer to Gold.

Gold: Not yet. As I said, you have to earn your title shots. Now Primelord and Shorty earned their title shot even though I don't like them. So they will get another shot next Tuesday, and if you two interfere I will suspend you. Now as for you. I will give you a chance to work your way up the ladder. So right here tonight you will start your quest to becoming the Tag Team Champions by facing Quicksand and Sachmo. Good luck.

Gold starts to leave and as he turns his back, Larry and WVU FAN attack him from behind laying him down on the canvas to the boos of the crowd. Technically Superior leave and just smile at the crowd.

Rating : 62

English: Now what did they go and do that for?
Straus: I guess they didn't like Gold's answer.
English: They'd better be careful, Primelord and Shorty almost got suspended for attacking Gold.
Straus: We are set for our first match of the evening. It will be a tag team match between Double K and NevStar and the Afoci.
English: Both of these teams need a win to get back into the tag team title picture.

Double K vs NevStar and The Afoci.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Katon hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Implant DDT by Katon! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Covers for a quick two count. NevStar reverses a hip toss. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Flying reverse elbow by NevStar. NevStar tags out to The Afoci. Katon walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one of those though? Afoci charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Tag between Katon and Kodos. Kodos connects with a back heel kick on Afoci and gets back up quickly. Kodos hits a dropkick on The Afoci and gets right back up. Hooks the leg for a two count. SUPER frankensteiner on Afoci, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Tag between Kodos and Katon. Tiger suplex on Afoci. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! The Afoci pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Katon takes a flying neckbreaker from The Afoci. Tag between The Afoci and NevStar. Flying elbow from NevStar connects. Katon holds NevStar in place. Kodos charges...but NevStar ducks, and Kodos ends up flooring Katon! NevStar floors Katon. Red Star Press!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Kodos and Katon remain in the ring. Katon does not look happy at losing. Kodos goes to leave, but gets pulled back in by Katon. Tensions seem to be rising between these two.

My Opinion: Some blown spots really drag this match down a notch, so its ***1\2 for you.

Winners: NevStar and The Afoci

Overall Rating: 80
Crowd Reaction: 72
Match Quality: 88

English: That was a surprisingly good match. Both teams looked good until Double K had some miscommunication issues.
Straus: For once I agree with you. Double K haven't looked the same since Larry Zbysko got injured.
English: If the NevStar and the Afoci can keep this up, a title shot might be in their future.
Straus: We understand that Illinifan is backstage before his match with Atatange.

Illinifan: Last week I defended my TV title against Atatange. He failed to beat me. So, Gold decides to book me in a rematch as it was a time limit draw. Well, it doesn't matter. Atatange isn't in my league. And a message to Revrew who is still home nursing his injury. Watch closely. Because when you come back, I'll be waiting for you.

Illinifan heads to the ring.

Rating: 80

Atatange vs Illinifan.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Illinifan has been FOFC Television champion since 16 June 2006.

The Match: Illinifan kicks the leg, knocks Atatange down, and goes to work on it. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Illinifan crushes Atatange with a running senton. Tor-NADO DDT from Illinifan, Atatange got planted! Atatange hooks up a suplex, but it is blocked. Illinifan scores with a low blow, then turns it into a small package! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Atatange got screwed out of the victory! The fight has started up again! Atatange attacks Illinifan, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.

Winner: Illinifan is still the TV Champ.

Overall Rating: 61
Crowd Reaction: 49
Match Quality: 73

English: Illinifan cheated to win again.
Straus: Hey, he gets the job done. If I was Revrew, I would stay home as long as possible.
English: Up next is a Hardcore Title match. One half of the tag team champs, Bertogarce will face Darkiller.

Darkiller vs Bertogarce.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Darkiller has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 27 June 2006.

The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Darkiller ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Darkiller throws Bertogarce into a shopping trolley. Darkiller slams Bertogarce. There's a two count on the pin. Bertogarce charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. There's a two count on the pin. Bertogarce is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Bertogarce kicks the leg, knocks Darkiller down, and goes to work on it. Covers for a quick two count. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Darkiller is down! Darkiller powers out of a Bertogarce headlock. High Angle DDT by Darkiller just SPIKES Bertogarce down! Bertogarce charges, Darkiller moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Bertogarce floors Darkiller, then signals for the Rollover Double Underhook. Meanwhile, Darkiller has something in his hands. Bertogarce comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over.

Winner: Darkiller is still the Hardcore Champ.

Overall Rating: 69
Crowd Reaction: 63
Match Quality: 76

Winner: Darkiller is still the Hardcore Champ.

Overall Rating: 69
Crowd Reaction: 63
Match Quality: 76

The bagpipes start to play and out comes Roddy Piper. The crowd is mixed. He gets in the ring.

Piper: Welcome, thanks for having me here tonight. The pleasure is all yours.

This prompts the crowd to boo.

Piper: Tonight as my special guest, please welcome, Smokin' and Coffee Warlord, Legal Narcotics.

The music of Legal Narcotics plays and the crowd erupts. Coffee and Smokin' come through the apron and head down the ramp to the ring and shake some hands along the way. They get in the ring, but stay at arms length away from Piper.

Piper: Welcome gentlemen. I'd like to start off by asking you about last Saturday's tag team match against the Badasses. There seemed to be a little...shall we say miscommunication between...

Smokin' cuts him off.

Smokin': Just a minute, Hot Rod. With all due respect, we have already covered that. What happened that night was an accident. The Badasses capitalized and were the better team that night. So leave it alone.

Piper takes a step back.

Piper: Easy there. Ok. On to another topic. This past Tuesday you had a Hardcore Title defense Darkiller, which you lost. After the match you were attacked by Darkiller and Eric Flamebeard. They left you laying down on the canvas. My question to you is, where was Coffee?

Smokin' : Now listen here...

Piper cuts him off.

Piper: No! You listen. I'll answer that for you. Coffee was backstage doing an interview about his title. I guess that shows where his loyalties are.

Coffee steps in front of Smokin'.

Coffee: Smokin', we've already talked about this. If he doesn't have anything new to talk about let's get out of here. We have more important things to do. Like get back into the tag team title picture.

Smokin' looks at Coffee and then at Piper. Then he nods his head.

Smokin': You're right. Piper, you always were one to stir up trouble.

As he is speaking, Coffee starts to exit the ring. As Smokin' turns to leave, Piper takes the microphone and blasts Smokin' over the head with it knocking him out cold. Coffee turns and sees Smokin' down on the mat and comes back into the ring and Piper runs out.

English: What was that about?
Straus: I have no idea.

Coffee is still in the ring attending to Smokin' and grabs the mic.

Coffee: Hey, Hot Rod. You coward.

This stops Piper dead in his tracks halfway up the ramp. He turns around but stays just out of the ring.

Coffee: Why don't you find a partner for Tuesday Tough Love and Smokin' and I will kick your ass. If you can find a partner.

Piper goes over to the announce table and grabs a mic.

Piper: You want a fight. Well, I have never backed down from a fight. You're on. As for my partner, you'll find out Tuesday.

Piper turns and heads to the back as Coffee is helping Smokin' to his feet as he is coming around.

Rating: 78

English: Wow. What a match for Tuesday Tough Love. Piper back in the ring.
Straus: I agree, Tuesday is shaping up to be a big night. A tag team title rematch between the Badasses and Primelord and Shorty. And now Legal Narcotics will face Roddy Piper and a mystery partner.
English: Up next we have a match that co-commissioner Gold made earlier in the night. We will see the new team of Technically Superior against Quicksand and Sachmo.

Technically Superior vs Quicksand and Sachmo.

Match Background: Larry and WVU FAN are teaming up as Technically Superior for the first time tonight.

The Match: Sachmo uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! WVU FAN backdrops Sachmo out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of WVU FAN. Hard back suplex on Sachmo. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. WVU FAN tags out to Larrymcg. Sachmo takes a hard, stinging chop from Larry. One word: Ow. Sachmo walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Sachmo kicks Larrymcg in the gut to reverse the momentum. Sachmo uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Tag between Sachmo and Quicksand. Standing leg lariat by Quicksand on Larry. Hard back suplex on Larry. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Larry pushes out of a Quicksand hold. Larry hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Larry tags out to WVU FAN. Vicious kick to the teeth from WVU FAN. Pin, but Quicksand is out just before the three count. Spin kick by WVU FAN to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Quicksand scores with a forearm, sending WVU FAN down into the corner. The referee pulls Quicksand away to get the break. Wait! WVU FAN has pulled something out of his tights. Quicksand walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles! Technically Superior rush forward to attack! Quicksand \ Sachmo get caught by surprise and brutally beaten down to the canvas.

Winners: Technically Superior

Overall Rating: 62
Crowd Reaction: 58
Match Quality: 67

English: Now they won the match, why did they have to attack Quicksand and Sachmo after it was over?
Straus: To send a message to the guys in the back. This team means business.
English: Yeah but...

English is interrupted by the music of Noop. As he comes down the ramp to the ring, the crowd is cheering. He gets in the ring and has a mic.

Noop: I've had enough of this! Chief Rum, I know you are scared of me. Well, I'm not scared of you. Come on out and we can settle this right now.

Noop is waiting in the ring but no one comes out.

Noop: Fine, if you won't come out. I will go back there and find you.

With that Noop throws down the mic and heads to the back.

Rating: 61

English: Wow, Noop laying down the challenge.
Straus: He is in over his head.
English: Up next we have a Heavyweight Title match. Raven will be facing Slyk Wagner Brown.

Raven vs Slyk Wagner Brown.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Heavyweight title. Raven has been FOFC Heavyweight champion since 24 June 2006.

The Match: Full nelson slam on Slyk. Slyk Wagner Brown is in trouble. Raven Effect DDT! 1....2....3. Donovan Morgan comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Donovan Morgan spins Raven around. Donovan Morgan hits the Golden Gate Spin! Raven has been left down on the canvas.

Winner: Raven in a squash.

Overall Rating: 71
Crowd Reaction: 69
Match Quality: 74

English: Total squash by Raven, but it looks like Donovan Morgan wasn't impressed.
Straus: I don't think Morgan was too happy that Slyk Wagner Brown got the title shot tonight.

The music of Erik Flamebeard hits and the crowd boos. Flamebeard comes to the ring.

Flamebeard: Thank you for that warm welcome. Well, earlier tonight Gold made a match. So, it's my turn. Noop, earlier you were out here and demanded Chief Rum to come out. Well, he isn't here tonight.

The crowd boos.

English: We've heard that before.

Flamebeard: But I'll tell you what I am going to do. On Tuesday Tough Love you will get your wish. You will be in the ring with Chief Rum. Also, the winner will get a Lightweight Title shot against Coffee Warlord next Friday.

The crowd cheers this new information as Flamebeard turns to leave. But he stops.

Flamebeard: Oh, I forgot one thing. It won't be just you and Chief Rum in that match. It will be a triangle match between you, Chief Rum and Tucker. Good luck.

The crowd now boos the added stipulation as Flamebeard leaves the ring.

Rating: 61

English: Noop doesn't have a chance.
Straus: Hey, Noop shouldn't go around challenging people. But if he could pull off the upset, he would get a title shot next week.
English: Yeah, like that's going to happen. Up next is our main event. It will be a 4 corners match with the winner getting a TV title shot on Tuesday.

JeeberD vs Shorty vs Swaggs vs Tucker.

Match Background: This will be a four corners bout. The Badasses and Primelord \ Shorty are currently feuding. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started.

The Match: STIFF high kick on Jeeber by Shorty. Hard back suplex on Jeeber. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jeeber powers out of a headlock. Tag between JeeberD and Tucker. Second rope flying axe handle, Shorty goes down. One day, Tucker might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Tucker misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Tiger suplex on Shorty. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Tucker hits a dropkick on Shorty and gets right back up. Shorty blocks a punch. Tag to Swaggs. Swaggs crushes Tucker with a huge legdrop. Implant DDT by Swaggs! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Tucker pushes out of a Swaggs hold. Swaggs takes a flying neckbreaker from Tucker. Tiger suplex on Swaggs. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Tag between Tucker and Shorty. Flying elbow from Shorty connects. DDT from the top rope by Shorty. That looked KILLER. Tekneek comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Swaggs turns around. Tekneek spins Swaggs around. Tekneek hits the Super Kick! Tekneek leaves the ring, the damage done! ONE...TWO...THREE. Shorty defeats Swaggs.

Winner: Shorty gets a TV Title match on Tuesday Tough Love

Overall Rating: 67
Crowd Reaction: 60
Match Quality: 75

English: Swaggs had the match won until Tekneek got involved.
Straus: Shorty just took advantage of an opportunity.
English: Well, that's all the time we have for tonight. Tune in Tuesday as it should be a great show.

Overall rating for the show: 68%
TV Rating: .73
616 people attended
$18,480 in ticket sales.

DolphinFan1 · 03-09-2007, 12:22 PM

PREVIEW FOR TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE

Tag Team Title rematch:

The Badasses (c) vs. Primelord/Shorty

Tag Team Grudge Match:

Legal Narcotics vs. Roddy Piper and a mystery partner

Triangle Match, Winner gets a Lightweight Title shot:

Noop vs. Chief Rum vs. Tucker

TV Title Match:

Illinifan (c) vs. Shorty

Plus, Gold made the new team of Technically Superior face Quicksand and Sachmo on Friday Night Fury and Larrymcg and WVU FAN attacked Gold. Then they won their match. What will Gold have in store for the new tag team?

Also, rumors are abound with the news that Marmel will be returning from rehab. Will this get Tucker to be more focused?

Tune in Tuesday to find out. All this and more.

revrew · 03-13-2007, 11:08 AM

My goodness. I forgot all about this. I was just browsing through FOFC, saw this and thought, "Hey! Who's ripping off the ZFL name??" Then I started reading. Oh, yeah....:o

BTW, am I even still alive in this dynasty? Or did I get killed by a chair to the noggin' somewhere?

DolphinFan1 · 03-13-2007, 11:33 AM

TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE

July 4, 2006

The pyro goes off and we are set to go.

Diamond Dallas Page: Welcome everyone. I'm Diamond Dallas Page. It's the 4th of July and we have some fireworks brewing tonight. In our main event we will have Roddy Piper in action. He will have a mystery partner to face Legal Narcotics in a match made on Friday Night Fury when Piper attacked Smokin' Warlord without provocation.
Bobby Heenan: And I'm Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. Fireworks isn't the word for it Page. Legal Narcotics are going to get what's coming to them. They insulted Piper. That's why Piper attacked Smokin' Warlord.
Page: Heenan, you must have been watching a different show. But, it's not worth arguing with you.
Heenan: That's right. Because I'm the Brain.
Page: Oh brother.

Gold's music starts to play and interrupts Page and the crowd erupts as he comes out and gets in the ring.

Gold: Welcome everyone. We have a great show lined up for you tonight. But, once again I have some business to take care of. Last Friday I told Technically Superior that if they wanted a tag team title shot they had to earn it. They didn't like it so they attacked me. I was going to suspend them. But I changed my mind. But listen closely. That will not happen again. You will still have to earn a shot. I'm giving you another tag team match tonight to continue your climb up the ladder. Tonight you will face the team of Nevstar and the Afoci. Good luck.

With that Gold leave the ring.

Rating: 69%

Page: Wow! I'm really surprised that Gold didn't suspend Technically Superior.
Heenan: I think Gold realizes how good this team is.
Page: No, I think that Flamebeard has something to do with this. Speaking of the Co-commissioner, also tonight we are told that Erik Flamebeard will have two huge announcements. Rumors have been going around the internet all day.
Heenan: I know what the announcements are.
Page: Sure you do. So tell us.
Heenan: Flamebeard has sworn me to secrecy.
Page: Yeah right. Well, let's get to the ring as our 1st match is about to start. It is a match made on Friday Night Fury by Flamebeard when Noop faced Tucker, and Chief Rum came down and interfered. Noop challenged Chief Rum to a match. Flamebeard made it a triple threat match with the winner getting a shot at Coffee Warlord's Lightweight Title.

Noop vs Chief Rum vs Tucker.

Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. This is a continuation of the Chief vs Noop feud. The winner gets a Lightweight Title shot.

The Match: Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Noop goes down. Chief hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Noop powers out of a Chief Rum headlock. Noop hits a dropkick on Chief Rum. Actually, it barely touched! Super kick by Tucker. Pin, but Noop is out just before the three count. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Tucker powers out of a Chief Rum headlock. Noop \ Tucker whip Chief into the corner. Noop whips Tucker in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Flying knee to the face from Noop. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Tucker hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Noop kicks Tucker in the gut to reverse the momentum. Noop hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Chief Rum hits Noop with a high knee when Noop turns around. He pickes up Noop and holds him for Tucker. Tucker climbs the top rope and goes for a drop kick but Noop ducks and Tucker hits Chief Rum. Noop knocks Tucker out of the ring. Chief Rum is stunned as Noop heads to the top rope. Missile Dropkick!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Tucker gets back in the ring and Chief Rum and Tucker start pounding away at Noop. Coffee Warlord comes down and into the ring and cleans house and chases Tucker and Chief Rum out of the ring. Coffee goes over and helps Noop up. Noop is surprised to see him as he just won a title shot. Coffee and Noop are going nose to nose. We pick up the conversation as the time keeper gets a mic close enough to listen in.

Coffee: Good job. But there is no way you are taking MY title.
Noop: Don't get too cocky there Coffee. I just won a triangle match. And I didn't need your help.
Coffee: No. You were laying on the mat. But just to let you know. I came out here to make sure you are 100% so there will be no excuses after I beat you right in the center of the ring on Friday.
Noop: Well, you better not get hurt in your match tonight so you won't have any excuses after I take your precious title. Of course, rumor is you won't even show up for your match tonight. But I don't care about that. Just make sure you show up Friday. And bring the title.

With that Noop leaves the ring.

Winner: Noop gets a Lightweight Title shot on Friday.

Overall rating: 59%
Crowd Reaction: 60%
Match Quality: 73%

Page: What was Noop talking about Coffee not showing up for his match tonight?
Heenan: I told you weeks ago Page, that Legal Narcotics were having problems.
Page: But they resolved that.
Heenan: Yeah, like Coffee was there for his cousin in Piper's Pit on Friday.
Page: Coffee's back was turned. Heenan, you always try to stir things up.
Heenan: I am a broadcast journalist. I report the truth.
Page: You wouldn't know the truth if it hit you right between the eyes.

The music of SkyDog hits and we are set for another edition of The Truth.

SkyDog: Welcome everyone to another edition of The Truth. Well, I originally planned to have Tucker out here. But Flamebeard stopped me again, and then I was approached in the back by two guys who demanded some time after the announcement earlier. So, without futher ado, please welcome Larrymcg and WVU FAN, Technically Superior.

The music of Technically Superior plays and out comes Larrymcg and WVU FAN. The crowd boos as they come to the ring and grab a mic.

SkyDog: Welcome gentlemen. You asked for some time.
Larrymcg: SkyDog, what kind of name is that? Listen, if I were you I would leave the ring right now so you don't get hurt.

SkyDog doesn't move for a second until Larrymcg and WVU FAN start to move closer. That's all the proding he needs as he leaves the ring.

WVU FAN: Listen up Gold. We don't care who you make us face. We will beat whomever we have to and get our title shot. As for you, just stay out of our way and you won't get hurt again.
Larrymcg: And Nevstar and Afoci, you are going down. Another victim on our way to the FOFC Tag Team titles.

With that Technically Superior leave the ring.

Rating: 47%

Page: That's two interviews that haven't gone as planned for SkyDog since his debut.
Heenan: Maybe he should give it up.
Page: Not everyone's a quitter Heenan. Up next is the TV Title match. Shorty earned a shot last Friday when Tekneek interfered and cost Swaggs the match.

Illinifan vs Shorty.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Illinifan has been FOFC Television champion since 16 June 2006.

The Match: Second rope flying axe handle, Illinifan goes down. One day, Shorty might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. There's a two count on the pin. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Illinifan is down! Hooks the leg for a two count. Shorty gets taken down out of nowhere! Flying elbow from Illinifan connects. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Shorty is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Illinifan misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Illinifan takes a NICE hurrancarana from Shorty. Hooks the leg for a two count. Illinifan ducks a wild right hand. Vicious kick to the teeth from Illinifan. Shorty slugs Illinifan, sending him down into the corner. While Shorty fires up the crowd, Illinifan is removing the turnbuckle pad! Shorty comes over...but Illinifan goes low! Illinifan gets up, then goes for the irish whip into the corner, but Shorty reverses! Illinifan goes head first into them, knocking him silly! Schoolboy from Shorty: 1....2....3! The referee never noticed the exposed turnbuckle. Another referee comes running down the aisle, and points out the exposed steel turnbuckle to the assigned official. The referee reverses the decision! He is disqualifying Shorty for using it to gain an advantage! Shorty grabs the referee, then nails him with a right hand! Dozens of people hit the ring to stop any further incident.

Winner: Illinifan by DQ and still the TV Champion.

Overall rating: 61%
Crowd Reaction: 56%
Match Quality: 81%

Page: Shorty was just a little upset with the ref there.
Heenan: Good enough for him. The 1st referee's decision should have stood.
Page: Let's go backstage where we understand something is going on.

The camera is in the back where Smokin' Warlord is kneeling next to a laid out Coffee. Smokin' notices the camera and looks right into it.

Smokin': Piper, I know you had something to do with this. That's fine. I will just go into our match alone. But bring your partner, it doesn't matter.

Page: Wow. Coffee is not going to wrestle in the match.
Heenan: Noop was right. Coffee isn't going to show up for his match tonight. I told you Page that Smokin' couldn't count on Coffee.
Page: I won't even respond to that. It would be pointless. Back to the ring for our next match. Gold made this tag team match to kick off the show.

Technically Superior vs NevStar and The Afoci.

The Match: WVU FAN strikes NevStar. WVU FAN hits a dropkick on NevStar and gets right back up. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between WVU FAN and Larrymcg. Technically Superior whip NevStar into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Larry hits an arm drag on NevStar, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Larrymcg misses a clothesline. NevStar crushes Larry with a huge legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. NevStar tags out to The Afoci. Lightning kick by Afoci on Larry. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Larry takes a flying neckbreaker from The Afoci. Afoci charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Larry hits a dropkick on The Afoci. Actually, it barely touched! Tag between Larrymcg and WVU FAN. WVU FAN just WAFFLES Afoci with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Tag to NevStar. Implant DDT by WVU FAN! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Double K come running down the aisle with chairs! NevStar whips WVU FAN into the ropes. Katon jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Katon, WVU FAN, and the chair! WVU FAN falls to the canvas. WVU FAN gets knocked to the ground by NevStar. Here it comes - Red Star Press, forget about it. 1....2...3! A second referee is here...and is telling the first referee about the run in that happened behind his back. The referee reverses the decision, he is disqualifying NevStar for outside interference! NevStar \ Afoci don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Double K, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends.

Winners: Technically Superior by DQ

Overall rating: 57%
Crowd Reaction: 58%
Match Quality: 70%

Double K are still at ringside after the match and grab a mic.

Katon: Listen up punks. We want a rematch next week.
Kodos: And this time the outcome will be much different.

NevStar \ Afoci are in the ring. They have a mic.

NevStar: You two can hardly get along and you want to face us and lose again.
Afoci: NevStar, if they want another beating let's give them what they want. You're on.

Katon: We'll see you next Tuesday, chumps.

With that Double K just smile as they leave the arena.

Rating: 57%

Page: Double K feel pretty confident.
Heenan: Maybe they have patched up their differences.
Page: Up next is a rematch for the Tag Team Titles. Last week, Technically Superior got involved and the match was thrown out. So, Primelord and Shorty will get another opportunity versus the Badasses. And Shorty is pulling double duty tonight as he had a TV Title match earlier.
Heenan: He should have asked Flamebeard to let him reschedule this match for next week. It's unfair.
Page: You wouldn't be saying that if he won earlier and he wins the tag titles. Let's get to the ring.

The Badasses vs Shorty and Primelord.

Match Background: The Badasses and Primelord \ Shorty are currently feuding. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started. This match is for the FOFC Tag Team titles. The Badasses have been FOFC Tag Team champions since 24 June 2006.

The Match: JeeberD connects with a back heel kick on Shorty and gets back up quickly. Jeeber hits a dropkick on Shorty and gets right back up. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between JeeberD and Bertogarce. JeeberD scoops up Shorty. Bertogarce bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Spin kick by Bertogarce to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Shorty counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Flying reverse elbow by Shorty. There's a two count on the pin. Shorty tags out to Primelord. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Bertogarce is down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Spin kick by Primelord to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Bertogarce is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Flying elbow from Bertogarce connects. Tag between Bertogarce and JeeberD. Standing leg lariat by JeeberD on Primelord. Tag between Primelord and Shorty. Implant DDT by JeeberD! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Bad Ass Princess is at ringside! Shorty wastes valuable time by yelling at Princess! JeeberD takes advantage of the distraction and nails Shorty from behind! Shorty can barely stand. Spear!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Shorty \ Primelord look like they aren't done...and they attack The Badasses! After an exchange of blows, Jeeber and Bertogarce are laid out in the ring.

Winners: The Badasses are still the Tag Team Champions.

Overall rating: 61%
Crowd Reaction: 57%
Match Quality: 79%

Page: A really good match from the Badasses.
Heenan: Like I said, Shorty should have asked to have this match next week.
Page: We are almost ready for our main event. But 1st we have a quick video to show how this match came to be.

A video is played showing the history behind this match, including Friday's Piper's Pit where Roddy Piper attacked Smokin' from behind. This prompted Legal Narcotics to challenge Piper and a partner of his choosing tonight. Piper accepted and reserved to announce his partner until just before the match. Then just tonight, we find Coffee Warlord laid out in the back and he won't be able to wrestle tonight. So, Smokin' will be in a handicap match.

Rating:79%

Smokin' Warlord vs Piper and ?

Smokin' Warlord comes down to the ring first when his music plays. The crowd is clearly behind him tonight.

Next the well known sound of the bagpipes start to play and Roddy Piper comes out and down the ramp. He stops just short of entering the ring. Smokin' motions for him to come into the ring, but Piper holds up one finger and points to the back. The music of Darkiller plays and out he comes and Piper has his partner. They storm the ring.

The Match: Smokin' gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Flying shoulder tackle by Piper sends Smokin' CRASHING to the mat. Piper \ Darkiller whip Smokin' into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Hooks the leg for a two count. Belly to belly off the top rope! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Darkiller \ Piper whip Smokin' into the corner. Darkiller whips Piper in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Darkiller reverses a waistlock. SUPER frankensteiner on Piper, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Smokin' charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Bodyslam by Darkiller. Darkiller \ Piper whip Smokin' into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Hooks the leg for a two count. Smokin' Warlord powers out of a Darkiller headlock. Tiger suplex on Piper. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Covers for a quick two count. Darkiller comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Spear by Darkiller. Nice piledriver on Smokin'. Smokin' Warlord can barely stand. Old School Expulsion!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Piper and Darkiller continue to pound away on Smokin' until finally Coffee comes out limping from the back and Piper and Darkiller run out. Coffee helps Smokin' and they head to the back.

Winners: Piper and Darkiller

Overall Rating: 64%
Crowd Reaction: 71%
Match Quality: 73%

Page: The numbers game was just too much for Smokin'.
Heenan: If he had a reliable partner, maybe he would have had a chance.
Page: Heenan, would you stop spreading rumors. You and I both saw Coffee down backstage.

Page is interrupted by the music of Erik Flamebeard. The crowd boos as Flamebeard, Darkiller, Atatange and Tucker come out and into the ring.

Flamebeard: Let's get right to it. I have two huge announcements. The first, after months of speculation, it is time to welcome back, Marmel.

The music of Marmel plays and half the crowd boos and the other half cheer. As Marmel enters the ring Tucker comes over to him. They have a stare down. Then Marmel sticks out his hand and Tucker shakes it. The crowd boos this as they thought he would be leaving the followers. Marmel takes a mic.

Marmel: Now I know all of you here thought I was going to leave the Followers. Yes, I read the talk on the internet. But, it's not going to happen. I am back. Time and Money will be taking back what we never lost. Our tag team titles.

The crowd is livid.

Flamebeard: Now, with that settled. I said I had two announcements. The second is even bigger. A few weeks ago I told Smokin' Warlord that my Follower's attacked him. But I didn't tell him it was our newest member of Flamebeard's Followers. So without futher ado, the newest member of Flamebeard's Followers, please welcome....

The music of Coffee Warlord plays interrupting Flamebeard's announcement. He doesn't look happy. The crowd starts to cheer Coffee coming out and then stops confused as to why he is out here. Coffee gets in the ring and goes nose to nose with Atatange, Darkiller, Tucker, Marmel and finally Flamebeard. After what seems like an eternity, Flamebeard smiles and Coffee shakes his hand.

Flamebeard: Please welcome, Flamebeard's Followers newest member, Coffee Warlord.

The crowd is in shock. Coffee grabs a mic, but before he can say anything, Smokin' Warlord's music hits and he comes down the ramp. The crowd is electric. Smokin' grabs a mic from the announce table and gets in the ring.

Smokin': Coffee, what are you doing?
Coffee: Waiting for you.

Coffee smiles at Smokin' and then they both turn and attack Atatange and Darkiller. Flamebeard, Tucker and Marmel are stunned and finally Tucker goes to help out when Marmel steps in front of Tucker. Marmel attacks a shocked Tucker and Flamebeard leaves the ring clearly not wanting any part of this chaos. Coffee, Smokin' and Marmel continue to beat down Darkiller, Atatange and Tucker and finally Flamebeard's Followers leave the ring and the crowd goes crazy when Coffee, Smokin' and Marmel shake hands.

Page: Wow! Legal Narcotics and Marmel pulled one over on Flamebeard.
Heenan: That's just not right.
Page (laughing): Ha Ha. The Brain thought he knew everything. Well, that's all the time we have tonight. Tune into Friday Night Fury where I'm sure Flamebeard will have something to say about this.

FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Raven
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Darkiller
FOFC Tag Team Champions: The Badasses
FOFC TV Champion: Illinifan

Overall Rating for the show: 61%
.48 TV Rating for the show.
616 people
18480 in ticket sales.

Comments on the show are welcome.

Were you surprised? Or was it predictable?

Coffee Warlord · 03-13-2007, 12:39 PM

No one.

NO ONE. Messes with Legal Narcotics.

Coffee Warlord · 03-13-2007, 04:19 PM

The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord would also like to note that the coming title match will be won by His Javaness in 3 minutes, 37 seconds. No more, no less.

JeeberD · 03-13-2007, 06:31 PM

The Badasses continue to rule...

WVUFAN · 03-13-2007, 06:34 PM

Undefeated!!!

WHOO!!!!

JeeberD · 03-13-2007, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

No one.

NO ONE. Messes with Legal Narcotics.

Oh really?

*snicker*

Coffee Warlord · 03-13-2007, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Oh really?

*snicker*

I'm sorry, is that a dead man talking to the champion?

DolphinFan1 · 03-18-2007, 11:44 PM

Sorry for the slow updates. Got hooked on the new game Rising Star.

I will have the Friday Night Fury Show posted tomorrow.

DolphinFan1 · 03-19-2007, 01:20 PM

FRIDAY NIGHT FURY

July 7, 2006

The pyro goes off and we are set for another Friday Night Fury.

Chris English: Welcome everyone to another Friday Night Fury. I'm Chris English.
Jerry Straus: And I'm Jerry Straus.
English: We have a great show for you tonight. Three titles will be on the line tonight. Illinifan will defend his TV Title against the Afoci.
Straus: Also Darkiller will defend his Hardcore Title against Nevstar.
English: In our main event, Noop will be facing Coffee Warlord for the Lightweight Title.
Straus: And in Piper's Pit, he will have Marmel and maybe we will finally get to the bottom of why Marmel turned his back on Tucker.
English: Somehow I don't think it was Marmel who turned his back on Tucker. But we will find out later tonight. And what will Erik Flamebeard have to say about Marmel and Legal Narcotics pulling one over on the Followers. Right now let's get to the ring as the TV Title match is about to begin.

Illinifan vs The Afoci.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Illinifan has been FOFC Television champion since 16 June 2006.

The Match: Afoci walks into a high dropkick from Illinifan, almost losing several teeth in the process. Standing leg lariat by Illinifan on Afoci. Illinifan just WAFFLES Afoci with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Hooks the leg for a two count. Vertical suplex by Illinifan. Hooks the leg for a two count. Afoci counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Illinifan walks into a high dropkick from The Afoci, almost losing several teeth in the process. Hooks the leg for a two count. Springboard reverse elbow by The Afoci. Excellent move. Looks like Muta has giving out lessons. Illinifan kicks The Afoci in the gut to reverse the momentum. DDT from the top rope by Illinifan. That looked KILLER. The Afoci slugs Illinifan, sending him down into the corner. While Afoci fires up the crowd, Illinifan is removing the turnbuckle pad! The Afoci comes over...but Illinifan grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot The Afoci face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Illinifan rolls up the stunned The Afoci, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from Illinifan.

My Opinion: This match was SO close from being perfect...but I'd feel almost...dirty giving it the full monty, so I'm only going to give it ****3/4.

(This is the highest rating for a match I have ever had. 4 3/4 stars. )

Winner: Illinifan is still the TV Champ.

Overall rating: 90%
Crowd reaction: 80%
Match Quality: 100%

Straus: What a great match.
English: I must admit it was a good match. The Afoci came up a little short, but Illinifan had to cheat to win. I think the Afoci should get another shot down the road.
Straus: Why, Illinifan already showed he could beat him.
English: But if Illinifan hadn't used the exposed turnbuckle, no telling what might have happened. But we have no more time to talk about this as our next match is about to begin. The Badasses will be facing Double K in a non title match. But if Double K can pull off the upset, then there will probably be a title shot down the road.

The Badasses vs Double K.

Match Background: The Badasses are the reigning FOFC Tag Team champions, and have been since 24 June 2006.

The Match: Katon hits a dropkick on Bertogarce and gets right back up. Flying cross body off the top rope! Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Kodos. Double K whip Bertogarce into the corner. Kodos whips Katon in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hard back suplex on Bertogarce. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kodos just WAFFLES Bertogarce with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Bertogarce blocks a kick from Kodos. Springboard dropkick from Bertogarce. Nicely done. Tag to JeeberD. Hard back suplex on Kodos. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Flying cross body off the top rope! Jeeber charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Tag to Katon. Flying cross body off the top rope! Power drive elbow by Katon. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Katon kicks the leg, knocks Jeeber down, and goes to work on it. JeeberD reverses a hip toss. Flying cross body off the top rope! Katon is in big trouble...Bad Ass Bomb!! 1....2....3! A man from the crowd comes into the ring with a chair! Jeeber turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Then the man with the chair turns and levels Bertogarce! Both the badasses are down and bloodied. Kodos has a mic.

Kodos: NevStar and The Afoci, let me introduce you to our newest manager, Kingfc. But he isn't just any manager. He will be a full time partner in our new stable, Triple K. That means in any tag team match we have, any two of us could wrestle. And no one will know until just before the match which two it will be. We will be getting back into the Tag Team Title picture. We will be starting by going through you two. We'll see you on Tuesday.

Overall rating: 72%
Crowd reaction: 56%
Match Quality: 89%

Winners: The Badasses.

English: I guess we know why Double K, or should I say Triple K, was so quick to challenge The Afoci and NevStar to a rematch on Tuesday.
Straus: Brilliant! I can't wait to see how this Kingfc handles himself in the ring.
English: The Afoci and NevStar....

English is interrupted by the music of Erik Flamebeard. The crowd boos as Flamebeard comes down the aisle and enters the ring.

Flamebeard: Let's get right to business. Marmel, I know you are on Piper's Pit later tonight. I don't care what you have to say about why you did it. You will pay for turning your back on us. On Tuesday Tough Love you will be in a handicap match against Tucker and Atatange. Now on to Coffee Warlord. I'll admit you had me fooled. I thought you had attacked Smokin' Warlord. You played it well. I should have known. So, you and Smokin' Warlord will also be in action on Tuesday. Both of you will face Darkiller and Technically Superior in a 3 on 2 handicap match. Have a good night.

With that Flamebeard leaves the ring.

Rating: 57%

English: That's not fair!
Straus: Yes it is. He is Co-Commissioner.
English: I wonder what Gold will have to say about this. We are ready for our next match. It will be a 4 person elimination match with the winner getting a Hardcore Title shot.

Swaggs vs Tekneek vs Chief Rum vs Quicksand.

Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. Swaggs and Tekneek have been feuding recently. Tekneek has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud.

The Match: Swaggs uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! STIFF high kick on Quicksand by Swaggs. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Swaggs and Chief Rum. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Vicious kick to the teeth from Chief Rum. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Tag to Tekneek. Tekneek hits a soaring kick on Quicksand. Tag to Swaggs. Swaggs kicks the leg, knocks Tekneek down, and goes to work on it. Swaggs misses a clothesline. Swan dive headbutt from Tekneek but without much elevation on the move. Cover gets three for Tekneek, Swaggs got pinned. Tekneek takes a flying neckbreaker from Quicksand. SUPER frankensteiner on Tekneek, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Quicksand uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Tag between Tekneek and Chief Rum. Second rope flying axe handle, Quicksand goes down. One day, Chief might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Hard back suplex on Quicksand. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Chief walks into a drop toe hold. Hard back suplex on Chief. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Springboard dropkick from Quicksand. Nicely done. ONE...TWO...THREE. Quicksand defeats Chief. Quicksand crushes Tekneek with a huge legdrop. Tiger suplex on Tekneek. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pin, but Tekneek is out just before the three count. Tekneek reverses a Quicksand hammerlock. Tekneek floors Quicksand near the ropes and makes the pin. Tekneek is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!!

Winner: Tekneek.

Overall rating: 69%
Crowd Reaction: 66%
Match Quality: 72%

English: Tekneek gets the Hardcore Title shot, but he cheated to win.
Straus: The referee never saw it so it was all good.
English: Our next match is ready as Raven and Michael Modest will be facing Barry Windham and Donovan Morgan in a tag team match. Morgan wants another Heavyweight Title shot and Raven said he has to prove he deserves it first.

Raven and Michael Modest vs Barry Windham and Donovan Morgan.

Match Background: Raven knows Modest and Donovan very well as they both work for NOAH in Japan. Raven and Donovan have been feuding recently. Raven is the reigning FOFC Heavyweight champion, and has been since 24 June 2006.

The Match: Donovan Morgan hits some punches. How generic. Running knee lift from Donovan Morgan. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Barry Windham. Donovan \ Windham hook up Raven, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Windham slams Raven down. Raven is sure in trouble now. Barry Windham misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Raven hits a piledriver on Barry Windham. That used to end matches, you know. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Raven and Michael Modest. Vicious back suplex! Barry Windham got nailed big time! Pin, but Windham is out just before the three count. Flying shoulder tackle by Modest sends Windham CRASHING to the mat. Windham kicks Michael Modest in the gut to reverse the momentum. Modest takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Windham tags out to Donovan Morgan. Modest is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Tag between Michael Modest and Raven. A Gut buster connects on Raven and hits hard. Raven hooks up a suplex, but Donovan flips out and lands on his feet, and quickly grabs the tights to score with a school boy pin! 1...2..3! The referee somehow missed the blatant cheating! Donovan \ Windham nod at each other...and they attack Raven \ Modest! The element of surprise works in their favour, and they have soon left Raven \ Modest down and out on the canvas.

Winners: Windham and Morgan.

Overall rating: 76%
Crowd Reaction: 80%
Match Quality: 67%

English: Morgan scores the win for his team with a little holding of the tights.
Straus: Again the ref never saw it.
English: We need some new refs. They never see anything. Windham and Morgan didn't have to attack Raven and Modest after the match.
Straus: Trying to send a message.

Before English can respond, the bagpipes start to play and the crowd has a mixed reaction. They respect Piper for his history, but don't like his actions of late. Roddy Piper comes to the ring.

Piper: Tonight my guest is half of the former Tag Team Champions, Time and Money, please welcome Marmel.

The crowd erupts as Marmel comes to the ring.

Piper: Let's get right to it. Why did you turn on Tucker last week and side with Legal Narcotics? You have got to know that doing that is going to be bad for your career. Everyone knows Tucker made Time and Money. You are nothing on your own.

Marmel: Is that right Piper? Well, I don't owe you an explanation. But if Tucker comes down here, I will tell him man to man why I joined Legal Narcotics' crusade against Flamebeard.

With the mention of his name, Tucker's music plays and he comes to the ring. He gets right in his face, but before the two can go at it, Piper steps in and hands a mic to Tucker.

Tucker: I'd like to hear it. I made you! What makes you think you can make it without me?

Marmel smiles before answering.

Marmel: That's funny. But I have a question for you. While I was going through my problems, where were you? You certainly didn't come to see how I was doing. Do you know who did? Coffee and Smokin' Warlord. They showed me that I didn't need all that stuff I was doing. They supported me like real friends are supposed to.

Marmel stops and looks in Piper's direction as he had circled around him. As he turns, Tucker attacks from behind and lays out Marmel.

Tucker: I'll see you in the ring Tuesday, Loser.

Tucker throws the mic on Marmel and leaves the ring

Rating: 69%

English: I guess we know why Marmel left. But Tucker was a coward attacking from behind.
Straus: Marmel got what he deserved and he will get more of it on Tuesday.
English: Up next is our Hardcore Title match.

Darkiller vs NevStar.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Darkiller has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 27 June 2006.

The Match: Darkiller scoops and slams NevStar. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Darkiller chair shots NevStar. NevStar just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from Darkiller. Covers for a quick two count. NevStar charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Covers for a quick two count. NevStar avoids a Darkiller avalanche by getting out of the damn way! NevStar connects with a back heel kick on Darkiller and gets back up quickly. Covers for a quick two count. Darkiller takes a NICE hurrancarana from NevStar. Darkiller comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Death valley driver by Darkiller! No one executes that move properly anymore. NevStar grabs Darkiller from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Darkiller rolls through with the move! He is using the tights for leverage! 1....2...3! The referee didn't see it! Darkiller leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Darkiller has the victory, and isn't hanging around for NevStar to look for revenge.

Winner: Darkiller is still the Hardcore Champion.

Overall rating: 70%
Crowd Reaction: 65%
Match Quality: 75%

English: Another cheap win for Darkiller.
Straus: Hardcore rules, no DQ.
English: I don't have anything more to say about these awful referees. Up next is a tag team match. Shorty and Primelord will face Smokin' Warlord and Marmel. What condition will Marmel be in?

Shorty and Primelord vs Marmel and Smokin' Warlord.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Marmel takes a flying neckbreaker from Primelord. Lightning kick by Primelord on Marmel. Covers for a quick two count. Primelord tags out to Shorty. Shorty \ Primelord hook up Marmel, then hit a double suplex. Spin kick by Shorty to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. There's a two count on the pin. Shorty connects with a back heel kick on Marmel and gets back up quickly. Shorty gets taken down out of nowhere! Shorty walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Marmel tags out to Smokin' Warlord. Hard back suplex on Shorty. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Flying reverse elbow by Smokin' Warlord. Shorty blocks a punch. Tag to Primelord. Lightning kick by Primelord on Smokin'. Power drive elbow by Primelord. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Primelord strikes Smokin'. Smokin' counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Primelord takes a NICE hurrancarana from Smokin' Warlord. Primelord gets knocked to the ground by Smokin', who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Swanton Bomb!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over.Technically Superior come running down into the ring. They get attacked though, and WVU FAN gets thrown out again. They grab Larry and hit the Double Powerbomb! With him out of the way, the drag WVU FAN to the outside...and promptly put him straight through the announcer's table with a double slam! Marmel \ Smokin' have destroyed Technically Superior, who were attempting to ambush them!

Winners: Smokin' Warlord and Marmel and stop an ambush by Technically Superior after the match.

Overall rating: 67%
Crowd Reaction: 64%
Match Quality: 71%

English: Technically Superior tried to ambush Smokin' and Marmel but failed.
Straus: Legal Narcotics will get their punishment as will Marmel on Tuesday.
English: We understand during the last match, our cameras caught something going on backstage.

The camera shows the outside of the locker room of Sachmo. Atatange appears, looks around, knocks, then enters, closing the door behind him.

Rating: 60%

English: What is Atatange doing?
Straus: Maybe he needs a ride home after the show.
English: Yes, I'm sure that's it. Of course, why didn't I think of that? Up next is our main event. Noop won a triple threat match on Tuesday to get this opportunity.

Coffee Warlord vs Noop.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Lightweight title. Coffee Warlord has been FOFC Lightweight champion since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Coffee walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Back heel kick from Noop on Coffee but it misses by miles. Hooks the leg for a two count. Coffee counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Noop gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Noop charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Covers for a quick two count. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Noop! Pin, but Noop is out just before the three count. Coffee slams Noop down and motions to the crowd. Noop is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Badly executed second rope splash by Noop. There's a two count on the pin. Noop with an enziguri! HBK isn't moving...uh oh. Oh, sorry, I had a flashback to the last time I got fooled. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Noop arm drags Coffee over and locks on an armbar. Coffee Warlord gets hip tossed by Noop. Coffee Warlord powers out of a Noop headlock. Noop charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Death valley driver by Coffee Warlord! No one executes that move properly anymore. Chief Rum just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Chief has a chair, and drops Coffee and Noop with devastating blows, causing the referee to call for the bell. This match has been ruled a no contest! Chief Rum has a chair. Coffee turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. Noop is next to take a hard shot. Chief has demolished everyone!

Winner: No contest due to outside interference.

Overall rating: 52%
Crowd Reaction: 50%
Match Quality: 55%

As Chief leaves the ring, Noop and Coffee pull themselves off the mat. The music of Gold hits and he comes out.

Gold: Wait a minute. Chief Rum, this isn't over. You ruined a Lightweight Title match. Therefore, I am ordering you to come back down here. Right now, Coffee Warlord and Noop will be facing Chief Rum and Tekneek in a tag team match. And just to make things fair as Chief Rum has been the only one without a match tonight, I am assigning a special referee for this match. And that special referee will be none other than....... Smokin' Warlord.

The crowd erupts at this revelation. And the match is on right now.

Coffee Warlord and Noop vs Chief Rum and Tekneek.

Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Smokin' Warlord will be the referee for this match. This is a continuation of the Chief vs Noop feud. Coffee Warlord is the reigning FOFC Lightweight champion, and has been since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Spin kick by Chief Rum to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Chief crushes Coffee with a running senton. Covers for a quick two count. Chief tags out to Tekneek. Tekneek \ Chief whip Coffee into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Coffee takes a hard, stinging chop from Tekneek. One word: Ow. There's a two count on the pin. Tekneek hits a quick kick on Coffee. Coffee Warlord powers out of a Tekneek headlock. Coffee Warlord scores with a standing spinebuster. Tag between Coffee Warlord and Noop. Tekneek walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Back heel kick from Noop on Tekneek but it misses by miles. Tekneek flips out of a Noop bodyslam attempt. Tekneek tags out to Chief Rum. Super kick by Chief Rum. Diamond Dust from Chief Rum and Noop is out! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! Slow count by Smokin' Warlord. Chief Rum is furious with the ref. I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. STIFF high kick on Noop by Chief Rum. Noop reverses a waistlock. Back heel kick from Noop on Chief. Chief Rum gets taken over with a headlock. 1.2.3! His shoulders were down just for a second, and that was all Smokin' Warlord needed to make a super fast count! Technically Superior come running down into the ring. They nail Coffee Warlord from behind, then grab Noop and hit the TKO! With him out of the way, the drag Coffee Warlord to the outside...and promptly put him straight through the announcer's table with a double slam! As Smokin' tries to come to their aid, Larrymcg and WVU FAN are too much and lay him out too. Technically Superior have destroyed Coffee, Smokin' and Noop!

Winners: Noop and Coffee Warlord.

Overall rating: 56%
Crowd reaction: 55%
Match Quality: 58%

English: Technically Superior better be careful they don't bite off a little more than they can chew.
Straus: That was great. Gold made the match but Technically Superior stole the show.
English: That's all the time we have for tonight. Tune in Tuesday for a great show.

Overall rating for the show: 66%
We had a .80 television rating.
613 people attended.
$18,390 ticket sales.

FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Raven
FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord
FOFC Tag Team Champions: The Badasses
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Darkiller
FOFC TV Champion: Illinifan

Following the show we get this message from the regional network airing Friday Night Fury:

The regional network has dropped Friday Night Fury from their lineup. They said we were too risky.

We have sent out promo tapes to other networks for another show. So until then it will be just Tuesday Tough Love or bust.

There will be a little juggling of upcoming shows as I had things planned for Friday that will have to wait for a couple weeks with only one show running. We still have a couple weeks to go before our Saturday large event July Mayhem. Stay tuned later for a preview of Tuesday Tough Love for July 11, 2006.

kingfc22 · 03-19-2007, 10:09 PM

Hope you enjoyed the taste of metal Jeeber.

DolphinFan1 · 03-19-2007, 10:13 PM

PREVIEW FOR TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE

For July 11, 2006

Tag Team Grudge Match:

NevStar/The Afoci vs. Triple K (Which two of Katon, Kodos, Kingfc no one knows.

Handicap Match:

Marmel vs. Tucker/Atatange

Handicap Tag Team Match:

Legal Narcotics vs. Technically Superior/Darkiller

Plus Atatange was seen going into Sachmo's locker room on Friday. On SkyDog's The Truth, he will have Sachmo and he will ask the question of what Atatange was doing.

Plus more matches to be added.

Stay tuned for Tuesday Tough Love later this week.

Coffee Warlord · 03-19-2007, 10:20 PM

Technically Superior? Please. Neither word fits.

I'd say Technically Inferior, but there's no Technically about it. No one, I repeat, no one, will ever truly defeat Legal Narcotics. The One, the Only, the Coffee Warlord is the one true champion.

Flamebeard may as well have a new belt made with my face on it, and call it the Coffee Warlord Title.

Oh, those tag team belts? Ours too.

DolphinFan1 · 03-22-2007, 10:56 AM

TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE

July 11, 2006

The pyro goes off and we go to our announce team of Diamond Dallas Page and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.

Page: Welcome everyone to another night of Tuesday Tough Love. We have a big night ahead with less than 3 weeks away from our July Large Event, July Mayhem. Friday Flamebeard booked two handicap matches for tonight. Marmel will be going against Tucker and Atatange. Also, Legal Narcotics will battle Technically Superior and Darkiller.

Heenan: And don't forget, NevStar and The Afoci face Triple K. Which two members of Triple K, we don't know.

Page: Let's get to the ring as our first match is about to begin. Michael Modest is facing Donovan Morgan in a number one contenders match for the Heavyweight Title at July Mayhem.

Michael Modest vs Donovan Morgan.

Match Background: Modest knows Donovan very well as they both work for NOAH in Japan. This is a number one contender's match.

The Match: Spear by Donovan Morgan. Donovan Morgan plants Modest with an EXPLODAH~! suplex. Spear! Modest is down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Big dropkick by Donovan Morgan, who got a ton of air on the move. Covers for a quick two count. Michael Modest fights out of a grapple. Running knee lift from Michael Modest. BRAINBUSTAH~! by Michael Modest! Donovan Morgan avoids a Michael Modest avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Nice piledriver on Modest. Michael Modest is in trouble. Golden Gate Spin!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Donovan Morgan slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Modest turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas.

Winner: Donovan Morgan gets a Heavyweight Title shot at July Mayhem.

Overall Rating: 82%
Crowd Reaction: 77%
Match Quality: 88%

The music of the Co-Commissioner plays and out comes Gold to a huge pop from the crowd.

Gold: Last week, Noop had a Lightweight Title shot match that he earned interrupted by Chief Rum. Well, right here next week he will get another chance and this time there will be no interference in the match. If anyone interferes during the match, they will be suspended without pay for 3 months. So, Chief Rum, I would suggest you stay home next week as you will not be needed. Oh, one more thing, just in case someone does want to interfere and risk suspension, there will be a special guest referee. And that referee will be, a close friend to both Coffee and Noop, Smokin' Warlord.

With that Gold leaves the ring.

Rating: 63%

Page: What a match for next Tuesday.
Heenan: Do you think Smokin' will help his cousin win the match?
Page: What! I think he will call it right down the middle. Gold put him in there just in case someone does come down during the match. Up next is a tag team grudge match made last Friday. Triple K will be facing NevStar and The Afoci.

NevStar and The Afoci vs Triple K

Match Background: NevStar \ Afoci and Double K are currently feuding. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started.

NevStar and The Afoci come out first. Followed by Triple K. All three members get in the ring and the referee tells one of them to leave the ring. Katon exits and it will be Kodos and Kingfc (making his debut in the ring) tonight.

The Match: NevStar hits a dropkick on Kingfc and gets right back up. Lightning kick by NevStar on Kingfc. There's a two count on the pin. NevStar tags out to The Afoci. Afoci \ NevStar whip Kingfc into the corner. The Afoci whips NevStar in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hard back suplex on Kingfc. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Hooks the leg for a two count. The Afoci kicks the leg, knocks Kingfc down, and goes to work on it. Kingfc fights out of a grapple. Kingfc blasts Afoci with a superkick. Tag between Kingfc and Kodos. Kodos uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Afoci takes a NICE hurrancarana from Kodos. The Afoci avoids a Kodos avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Tag between The Afoci and NevStar. Super kick by NevStar. Springboard dropkick from NevStar. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! NevStar strikes Kodos. Kodos kicks NevStar in the gut to reverse the momentum. SUPER frankensteiner on NevStar, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Katon comes into the ring with a chair! While the referee is busy with Kingfc in the corner. Kodos goes to irish whip NevStar into the ropes. Katon hits NevStar with a chair to the back! Katon leaves the ring the damage done. NevStar gets knocked to the ground by Kodos, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Picture Perfect Elbow!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Katon comes back in the ring. He signals for the Flying Press! Their music hits, and out come The Badasses to make the save! They march down aisle, which causes Katon to swiftly exit the ring and leave through the crowd! The Badasses stopped Katon from continuing his assault.

Winners: Kodos and Kingfc (Triple K).

Overall Rating: 74%
Crowd Reaction: 64%
Match Quality: 85%

The Badasses are still in the ring and have a mic.

JeeberD: Triple K, you're really big men attacking us last week after the match. But how about we face all three of you next week in the ring?

Triple K stop their exit through the crowd and come back to the ramp area and get a mic.

Kingfc: Hey Badasses, you want us in a handicap match? Your are dumber than I thought. However, if we win we get a Tag Team Title match at July Mayhem.

Bertogarce: You're on. We will show you BOYS, why we are called the Badasses.

Rating: 53%

Page: Well, another match added for next Tuesday.
Heenan: Not smart by the Badasses. Asking for a handicap match then if they lose they will probably lose the tag titles at July Mayhem.
Page: I think JeeberD and Bertogarce know what they are doing. They want all three members in the ring so they know where they are. Up next is a tag team match. Both these teams are trying to get back in the tag team title picture.

Quicksand and Swaggs vs Primelord and Shorty.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Implant DDT by Swaggs! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Flying reverse elbow by Swaggs. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Swaggs and Quicksand. Quicksand \ Swaggs whip Primelord into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Implant DDT by Quicksand! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Covers for a quick two count. Quicksand strikes Primelord. Primelord reverses a waistlock. DDT from the top rope by Primelord. That looked KILLER. Tag between Primelord and Shorty. Shorty hits a rolling kick on Quicksand. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Flying reverse elbow by Shorty. Shorty goes for a splash but Quicksand puts the knees up. Quicksand tags out to Swaggs. Shorty takes a NICE hurrancarana from Swaggs. Tiger suplex on Shorty. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Swaggs just WAFFLES Shorty with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Shorty reverses a Swaggs hammerlock. Swaggs takes a NICE hurrancarana from Shorty. Tekneek comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Swaggs turns around. Tekneek spins Swaggs around. Tekneek hits the Super Kick! Tekneek leaves the ring, the damage done! ONE...TWO...THREE. Shorty defeats Swaggs. Quicksand \ Swaggs are beaten down three-on-two by the combined forces of Primelord, Shorty and Tekneek.

Winners: Primelord and Shorty with help from Tekneek.

Overall Rating: 75%
Crowd Reaction: 70%
Match Quality: 82%

The music of SkyDog hits and we are set for another edition of The Truth.

SkyDog: Welcome everyone for another edition of The Truth. This week my guest is a man who has not been seen in the ring much of late. Please welcome, Sachmo.

The mixed reaction from the crowd says they are not sure what side he is on. Sachmo comes out and into the ring.

SkyDog: Welcome Sachmo. Well, I really have only one question for you. Last Friday everyone saw Atatange enter your locker room. What everyone wants to know is what was he doing?

Before he can answer, Marmel comes out from the back. The crowd erupts.

Marmel: SkyDog, I am sorry for interrupting. But I have to talk to Sachmo. I don't know what Atatange was doing last week. But I do know this. If you join Flamebeard's Followers, your career as a separate entity will be over. I've been there. You will be doing everything for Flamebeard and nothing to benefit you. Yes, you may eventually get a title or two. But if it doesn't help the Followers, you will not get a title shot. So keep that in mind.

Sachmo: First of all, it's nobody's business what Atatange was doing. For all you know, he could have been telling me about a stock tip or something. As for Flamebeard, I know what he is. Don't worry about that. So, if everyone would stop worrying about me, I can get back to wrestling and winning titles. I have to go.

Rating: 62%

Page: Well, that didn't answer any questions.
Heenan: Sure he did. He said it was nobody's business.
Page: It's time for our next match. Marmel is already in the ring for his handicap match versus Atatange and Tucker.

Marmel vs Atatange and Tucker.

Match Background: This will be a 2 on 1 handicap bout. Marmel and Tucker have been feuding recently. So far, Marmel hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Tucker since the feud started.

The Match: Tucker walks into a high dropkick from Marmel, almost losing several teeth in the process. Atatange takes a flying neckbreaker from Marmel. SUPER frankensteiner on Atatange, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. There's a two count on the pin. Tucker takes a flying neckbreaker from Marmel. Tucker elbows Marmel in the face to break a hammerlock. Tucker \ Atatange whip Marmel into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Atatange hits an arm drag on Marmel, followed by about 3 BILLION more. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Marmel is down! Atatange \ Tucker whip Marmel into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from Tucker and Marmel is out! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Marmel kicks the leg, knocks Tucker down, and goes to work on it. Marmel gets hip tossed by Atatange, allowing Atatange to take a moment and play to the crowd. Atatange \ Tucker whip Marmel into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Marmel walks into a high dropkick from Tucker, almost losing several teeth in the process. Marmel reverses a Tucker hammerlock. Marmel kicks Atatange in the gut to reverse the momentum. Springboard dropkick from Marmel. Nicely done. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Atatange hits a crappy missile dropkick on Marmel. Tucker \ Atatange whip Marmel into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Tucker floors Marmel...and climbs the turnbuckles. Tumbleweed Legdrop!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Atatange and Tucker attack Marmel after the match and leave him down on the mat.

Winner: Atatange and Tucker.

Overall Rating: 63%
Crowd Reaction: 51%
Match Quality: 75%

The music of Noop hits and he comes to the ring to a pop from the crowd.

Noop: First of all, I want to thank Gold for granting me a rematch for the Lightweight Title and assigning a guest referee to keep order. As for it being Smokin' I have no doubt he will call it right down the middle. I've known Legal Narcotics a long time and consider them friends. Now on to Chief Rum. You interfered in my match last week, but you won't be able to next week. but let's end this at July Mayhem. You and me for the last time, and let's make it a ladder match.

The music of Chief Rum hits and he comes out to the disdain of the crowd. He comes to the ring and stays just outside.

Chief Rum: Listen you little punk. If I want to come down and beat you to a bloody pulp next week, I will. I don't care what Gold says. Now as for Mayhem, Ladder Match, you're on. But let's not wait for Mayhem, I will beat you right now.

Chief Rum runs in the ring. They brawl all the way back into the aisle, and eventually out of sight backstage.

Rating: 69%

Page: Another match for Mayhem.
Heenan: Noop doesn't stand a chance in either match.
Page: We shall see. Up next is a Television Title match. Earlier, Illinifan was backstage and issued an open challenge and one half of the Badasses, Bertogarce accepted.

Illinifan vs Bertogarce.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Illinifan has been FOFC Television champion since 16 June 2006.

The Match: Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Bertogarce goes down. Illinifan hits a rolling kick on Bertogarce. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Lightning kick by Illinifan on Bertogarce. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Bertogarce! Shorty comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Bertogarce turns around. Shorty puts Bertogarce in the corner. Shorty sets up, and hits a Super Frankensteiner! Shorty leaves the ring, the damage done! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Illinifan pins Bertogarce. Illinifan \ Shorty are beating down on Bertogarce! The music of JeeberD hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Illinifan and Shorty bail out of the ring, leaving Bertogarce down in the ring. JeeberD may have saved Bertogarce from a brutal beating.

Winner: Illinifan is still the TV Champion

Overall Rating: 80%
Crowd Reaction: 66%
Match Quality: 94%

Page: Shorty keeps sticking his nose in the Badasses business. He'd better watch out.
Heenan: He must have offended them somehow.
Page: Sure. Up next is our main event. The tag team handicap match.

Legal Narcotics vs Darkiller, Larrymcg, and WVU FAN.

Match Background: This will be a 3 on 2 handicap bout. Legal Narcotics and Technically Superior have been feuding recently. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started. Coffee Warlord is the reigning FOFC Lightweight champion, and has been since 20 May 2006. Darkiller is the reigning FOFC Hardcore champion, and has been since 27 June 2006.

The Match: Smokin' Warlord charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Smokin' Warlord by Darkiller. Remember when that was a legit finish? Smokin' counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Diamond Dust from Smokin' Warlord and Darkiller is out! Darkiller tags out to WVU FAN. Standing leg lariat by Smokin' Warlord on WVU FAN. Super kick by Smokin' Warlord. There's a two count on the pin. WVU FAN once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Tag between WVU FAN and Larrymcg. Technically Superior whip Smokin' into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Larry snapmares Smokin' Warlord and goes for the DREADED chinlock. Larry hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Hooks the leg for a two count. Larrymcg hits a shitty missile dropkick on Smokin'. Pin, but Smokin' is out just before the three count. Slingshot clothesline by Larry, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Tag to WVU FAN. Technically Superior whip Smokin' into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Covers for a quick two count. STIFF high kick on Smokin' by WVU FAN. Smokin' Warlord powers out of a WVU FAN headlock. Flying reverse elbow by Smokin' Warlord. Tag between Smokin' Warlord and Coffee Warlord. Legal Narcotics whip WVU FAN into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Nice piledriver on WVU FAN. Covers for a quick two count. WVU FAN tags out to Darkiller. STIFF~! chop lights up Darkiller who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Spinebuster by Coffee Warlord. Pin, but Darkiller is out just before the three count. Darkiller flips out of a Coffee Warlord bodyslam attempt. Tag between Darkiller and Larrymcg. Darkiller \ Larry whip Coffee into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Coffee walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Larrymcg and WVU FAN. WVU FAN crushes Coffee with a huge legdrop. Tiger suplex on Coffee. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Coffee Warlord powers out of a WVU FAN headlock. Spear! WVU FAN is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Coffee charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Lightning kick by WVU FAN on Coffee. WVU FAN moves in for the kill. Revolting Twist!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

Winners: Technically Superior and Darkiller.

Overall Rating: 63%
Crowd Reaction: 57%
Match Quality: 70%

Heenan: WVU FAN pinned the Lightweight Champion. He should get a shot at the title.
Page: It was a handicap match Heenan.
Heenan: Doesn't matter.
Page: Whatever. That's all the time we have for tonight. Tune in next Tuesday.

Overall Rating on the show: 66%
.48 TV Rating on the show
613 people attended.
$18,390 from ticket sales

FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Raven
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Darkiller
FOFC TV Champion: Illinifan
FOFC Tag Team Champions: The Badasses

DolphinFan1 · 03-24-2007, 12:28 PM

Preview for Tuesday Tough Love

July 18, 2006

With only two shows left before FOFC Wrestling's next large event, July Mayhem on July 29, we already know of two matches signed. Noop and Chief Rum will battle in a Ladder Match to end their feud. Also signed is Donovan Morgan and Raven for the Heavyweight Title.

But we still have a lot of good matches for this Tuesday. Already signed are:

FOFC Lightweight Title Rematch:

Coffee Warlord (c) vs. Noop (Special Guest Referee: Smokin' Warlord)

FOFC Hardcore Title:

Darkiller (c) vs. Tekneek

Tag Team match (Non Title):

The Badasses vs. All three members of Triple K.

Also, last week on Tuesday Tough Love, WVU FAN of Technically Superior, pinned the Lightweight Champ, Coffee Warlord in a handicap match. In SkyDog's The Truth, he will have WVU FAN as his guest.

The current Television Champion, Illinifan has been mowing down every opponent he has faced in defense of his title. Who will be the next challenger to his title? Find out this Tuesday.

Coffee Warlord · 03-24-2007, 12:51 PM

The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord grows weary of cowards who cannot defeat His Coffeeness without help.

The next time The Champion is attacked by cowardly scum, he will be smashing that person with a steel chair, and then dropping that person through a table.

Then a pot of piping hot coffee will be poured over the remains.

Thus sayeth your champion.

WVUFAN · 03-24-2007, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord grows weary of cowards who cannot defeat His Coffeeness without help.

His Coffeeness is making excuses.

Keep that title warm for me -- I'm coming for it soon.

DolphinFan1 · 03-26-2007, 11:55 PM

TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE

JULY 18, 2006

The pyro goes off and we start by going to our announce team.

Diamond Dallas Page: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Tough Love. We are less than two weeks away from July Mayhem and already some great matches are signed. We will go over the card as we know it a little bit later. But we are set to go right to the ring as Darkiller is set to defend his Hardcore Title against Tekneek.

Darkiller vs Tekneek.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Darkiller has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 27 June 2006.

The Match: Flying cookie sheet shot by Tekneek, blasting Darkiller in the face with it. Tekneek hits a shitty missile dropkick on Darkiller. Covers for a quick two count. Darkiller reverses a waistlock. Tekneek takes a headbutt from Darkiller. Vertical suplex by Darkiller. Covers for a quick two count. Darkiller hits Tekneek with a plastic dinosaur! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Tekneek charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Tekneek fights out of a grapple. Back heel kick from Tekneek on Darkiller but it misses by miles. Hooks the leg for a two count. Slingshot clothesline by Tekneek, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Tekneek hits an arm drag on Darkiller, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Tekneek hits a dropkick off the table. Darkiller kicks Tekneek in the gut to reverse the momentum. Darkiller with a spinning neckbreaker on Tekneek. Powerbomb on Tekneek. Swaggs comes running down the aisle with a chair! Darkiller whips Tekneek into the ropes. Swaggs jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Swaggs, Tekneek, and the chair! Tekneek staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Swaggs remains in the ring. Tekneek pushes the referee away. Tekneek spins Swaggs around. Tekneek hits the Super Kick!

Winner: Darkiller is still the Hardcore Champion.

Overall Rating: 50%
Crowd Reaction: 35%
Match Quality: 66%

Page: Darkiller had help to keep his title again.
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan: What are you talking about? It was a hardcore bout. No DQ.
Page: Thanks, Captain Obvious.
Heenan: You're welcome Humonoid.
Page: We are going right back to the ring as Barry Windham and Erik Watts are set to square off as both are trying to get back into the Heavyweight Title picture.

Barry Windham vs Erik Watts.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Uninspired brawling from Barry Windham. Erik Watts takes a right hand to the temple from Windham. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Running clothesline from Barry Windham was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Watts gets splashed in the corner. Watts backdrops Barry Windham out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Erik Watts. Barry Windham takes a right hand to the temple from Watts. Watts hits a piledriver on Barry Windham. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Covers for a quick two count. Windham pushes out of a Erik Watts hold. Powerslam from Barry Windham on Watts. Covers for a quick two count. Flapjack from Windham on Watts. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Windham charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Erik Watts hits a right hand on Barry Windham and follows it up with a couple more. Windham powers out of a headlock. Windham slams Erik Watts down. Watts is sure in trouble now. The two competitors end up in the corner, grappling. The referee tries to break them up, but Windham pushes him away. The ref tries again, and this time Watts is the one to shove the referee away...and that prompts a double DQ decision from the referee! The fight has started up again! Barry Windham attacks Watts, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.

Winner: Double DQ.

Overall Rating: 71%
Crowd Reaction: 73%
Match Quality: 68%

The music of Raven hits and he comes to the ring to a huge pop from the crowd.

Raven: Donovan Morgan, congratulations on your win last week. So you get to face me at July Mayhem for MY Heavyweight Title. Let me tell you something....

Before he can finish, Donovan Morgan comes out from the crowd. He grabs a chair from ringside as he hits the ring. Raven turns, and gets floored by a brutal chair shot. Raven can barely stand. Here it comes - Golden Gate Spin. Donovan Morgan raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Raven, causing him to roll around in agony. The chair gets put around the head of Raven, who then gets driven face-first into the mat, crushing his wind pipe against the steel. Paramedics come running out to help Raven as Donovan Morgan exits via the crowd.

Rating: 87%

Page: What a cheap shot from Donovan Morgan!
Heenan: Looks like Raven won't be 100% for his title defense at Mayhem. We will have a new Heavyweight Champion.
Page: As soon as we have an update of Raven's condition, we will let you know. Up next is a handicap match that The Badasses have demanded when Triple K have interfered in their matches.
Heenan: The Badasses don't have a chance.
Page: We shall see. Let's get to the ring.

The Badasses vs Triple K.

Match Background: This will be a 3 on 2 handicap bout. The Badasses are the reigning FOFC Tag Team champions, and have been since 24 June 2006.

The Match: Jeeber takes a flying neckbreaker from Katon. Hard back suplex on Jeeber. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Jeeber backdrops Katon out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of JeeberD. Power drive elbow by JeeberD. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Katon tags out to Kingfc. Spinning back kick from JeeberD. Super kick by JeeberD. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kingfc counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Tag to Kodos. Kodos scoops up Jeeber. Kingfc bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Standing leg lariat by Kodos on Jeeber. Kodos hits a rolling kick on Jeeber. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Lightning kick by Kodos on Jeeber. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! DDT from the top rope by Kodos. That looked KILLER. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Tag between Kodos and Kingfc. Kingfc \ Kodos whip Jeeber into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jeeber gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Kingfc! Jeeber backdrops Kingfc out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of JeeberD. Flying cross body off the top rope! Tag between JeeberD and Bertogarce. The Badasses whip Kingfc into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Super kick by Bertogarce. There's a two count on the pin. Kingfc tags out to Katon. STIFF high kick on Katon by Bertogarce. Flying cross body off the top rope! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Bertogarce misses a clothesline. Tag between Katon and Kodos. Double K whip Bertogarce into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Kodos hits a dropkick on Bertogarce and gets right back up. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Kodos and Kingfc. Kingfc hits a shitty missile dropkick on Bertogarce. TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of Bertogarce! Bertogarce powers out of a Kingfc headlock. Tiger suplex on Kingfc. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Kingfc reverses a hip toss. Massive back suplex! Bertogarce got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. Bertogarce slugs Kingfc, sending him down into the corner. While Bertogarce fires up the crowd, Kingfc is removing the turnbuckle pad! Bertogarce comes over...but Kingfc grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Bertogarce face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Kingfc rolls up the stunned Bertogarce, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from Kingfc.

Winners: Triple K.

Overall Rating: 67%
Crowd Reaction: 55%
Match Quality: 80%

The Badasses are still in the ring when the music of Primelord and Shorty plays. They come out to a lot of heat from the crowd.

Shorty: JeeberD and Bertogarce, we are sick and tired of being ignored. We understand that Triple K just beat you and get a Tag Team Title shot now. But we deserve to get one too. So are you going to be fighting champions or are you going to keep taking non title matches?

Before The Badasses can answer, the music of NevStar and The Afoci play and out they come.

The Afoci: Primelord and Shorty, who says you deserve at title shot? If anyone deserves a title shot we do.

Primelord: You, who have you two beaten?

NevStar: We can beat you two any time any place.

The music of Erik Flamebeard plays and the crowd boos as he comes out.

Flamebeard: Now listen up. None of you make the matches around here. But you all have given me an idea. Now, Triple K. just won their match and deserve a match for the titles. But how about at July Mayhem we make it a 4 team elimination match for the Tag Team Titles. The Badasses will defend against Triple K., Primelord and Shorty and NevStar and The Afoci. Also, right here next week we will have an 8 man Survivor match. On one side will be the Badasses and NevStar and The Afoci. On the other side will be Primelord and Shorty and Triple K. Have a nice day.

Flamebeard leaves to the stunned expressions of The Badasses who are still in the ring and never had a chance to say a word.

Rating: 60%

Page: Wow, what a match for Mayhem. A four team elimination match for the tag titles.
Heenan: That's great. Also what a match for next Tuesday.
Page: Again, stating the obvious. Up next is a Television Title match.

Illinifan vs Quicksand.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Illinifan has been FOFC Television champion since 16 June 2006.

The Match: Standing leg lariat by Illinifan on Quicksand. Illinifan misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Illinifan walks into a high dropkick from Quicksand, almost losing several teeth in the process. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. DDT from the top rope by Quicksand. That looked KILLER. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Illinifan blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Illinifan hits a rolling kick on Quicksand. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. Springboard dropkick from Illinifan. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Illinifan misses a clothesline. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Illinifan is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Illinifan counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Quicksand takes a nasty tumble from the top to the outside after a shove from Illinifan! The referee counts to ten, then calls for the bell. Quicksand gets counted out. Suddenly a man comes running from the crowd with a chair and into the ring! Illinifan turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Illinifan has been left down and bloodied.

Winner: Illinifan is still the Television Champion.

Overall Rating: 85%
Crowd Reaction: 77%
Match Quality: 93%

Page: Quicksand put up a good fight, but who was that guy from the crowd?
Heenan: For once I have no idea.
Page: Maybe we can get a word from Illinifan sometime later to find out if he knows.

The music of SkyDog hits and he comes out to a pop from the crowd and it's time for The Truth.

SkyDog: Welcome everyone to another edition of The Truth. Tonight's guest has demanded to be on this show. He and his partner burst on the scene just a few weeks ago creating havoc. He is one half of Technically Superior, please welcome WVU FAN.

The crowd boos their displeasure as WVU FAN comes out and into the ring.

SkyDog: WVU FAN, you have asked for this time. So let me ask you, what is on your mind?

WVU FAN: SkyDog, you know full well what is on my mind. My partner and I came to FOFC Wrestling a few weeks ago and put the Tag Team Champions on notice. What did we get? Your wuss of a Co-Commissioner, Gold, told us to climb the ladder. Even though with Technically Superior in the ring we bring ratings.

The crowd boos.

WVU FAN: You can boo me all you want. The more you hate me the better. More ratings for the show because when your heroes come out to confront me, you cheer. So back to Gold. He tells us to climb the ladder. Well, we haven't lost yet. Add to that, just last Tuesday I pinned your Champion, Coffee Warlord right in the middle of the ring.

SkyDog: But that was a handicap match. I think the outcome would be much different if it were a one on one match.

WVU FAN: Oh really. What do you know? You are just a host of a lame interview show, The Truth. You want The Truth! Coffee Warlord, listen up! I pinned you right in the middle of the ring. If you have the guts to face me one on one, I will do it again and take your precious belt.

[b]With that said, WVU FAN turns and attacks SkyDog. He leaves him laying on the canvas. The crowd is livid. He picks up the mic.[/B

[b]WVU FAN: Coffee Warlord, if you face me, that's how you will be. Laying on the mat while the referee counts 1-2-3, and I will be the new FOFC Lightweight Champion.

WVU FAN throws the mic on a fallen SkyDog and leaves the ring to the displeasure of the crowd.

Rating: 63%

Page: What did SkyDog to to WVU FAN?
Heenan: He is sending a message.
Page: But SkyDog isn't a wrestler. I don't think Coffee will back down from a challenge.
Heenan: Of course he will. He is a coward.
Page: I'll be sure and tell Coffee you said that. Up next is a tag team match.

Atatange and Tucker vs Marmel and Swaggs.

Match Background: Marmel and Tucker have been feuding recently. So far, Marmel hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Tucker since the feud started.

The Match: Marmel just WAFFLES Atatange with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Marmel hits a dropkick on Atatange and gets right back up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Atatange reverses a Marmel hammerlock. Marmel gets caught with a short powerbomb from Atatange. Badly executed second rope splash by Atatange convinces me that I can do better. Tag between Atatange and Tucker. Tiger suplex on Marmel. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Tucker gets taken down out of nowhere! Tag to Swaggs. Swaggs kicks the leg, knocks Tucker down, and goes to work on it. Implant DDT by Swaggs! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying cross body off the top rope! Tag to Marmel. Power drive elbow by Marmel. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Marmel drops an elbow...but Tucker moves out of the way. Flying elbow from Tucker connects. Tucker tags out to Atatange. Marmel takes a second rope chop from Atatange. I haven't seen one of those in years. As Tucker and Marmel get into a brawl on the outside, Tekneek comes running down into the ring! Marmel gets grabbed, and they start brawling. Atatange takes some shots at Marmel as well. The referee, seeing the chaos, calls for a no contest ruling. Atatange \ Tucker\Tekneek and Marmel \ Swaggs don't look like they've finished! They continue to brawl in and around the ring, not stopping until a host of referees run down the aisle to break them up.

Winners: No contest through interference.

Overall Rating: 65%
Crowd Reaction: 56%
Match Quality: 75%

Page: Tekneek and Swaggs just don't like each other. Up next is a one on one match.

Sachmo vs Larrymcg.

The Match: Standing leg lariat by Sachmo on Larry. Lightning kick by Sachmo on Larry. Covers for a quick two count. Sachmo misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Sachmo takes a chop from Larry. Larry hits a dropkick on Sachmo. Actually, it barely touched! Flying elbow off the top rope by Larrymcg, getting as close to zero air as possible. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Back heel kick from Larry on Sachmo. Sachmo ducks a wild right hand. Sachmo crushes Larry with a running senton. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Larry is down! Larrymcg powers out of a Sachmo headlock. Sachmo can barely stand. Kryptonite Krunch! 1....2....3. Sachmo is pounding the canvas with punches, shouting about how unfair everything is.

Winner: Larrymcg

Overall Rating: 60%
Crowd Reaction: 55%
Match Quality: 66%

Page: Impressive win by one half of Technically Superior.
Heenan: Of course, what do you expect?
Page: Looks like Sachmo was a little upset with losing. Up next is our main event. Coffee Warlord will be defending his Lightweight Title against Noop and Smokin' Warlord will be the special guest referee.

Coffee Warlord vs Noop.

Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Smokin' Warlord will be the referee for this match. This match is for the FOFC Lightweight title. Coffee Warlord has been FOFC Lightweight champion since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Coffee Warlord ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Noop backdrops Coffee Warlord out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Noop. Noop hits a short arm drag on Coffee. Coffee reverses an irish whip...and Noop runs into the referee! Noop with an enziguri. Cover, but there's no one to count for Noop! Coffee Warlord reverses a hip toss. Running knee lift from Coffee Warlord. Massive backbreaker on Noop and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Covers for a quick two count. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Noop! Pin, but Noop is out just before the three count. Coffee Warlord misses a clothesline. Back heel kick from Noop on Coffee but it misses by miles. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Coffee Warlord fights out of a grapple. Noop can barely stand. That's Incredible!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! After Legal Narcotics leave the ring, Chief Rum comes running from the crowd, and gets into the ring! Chief Rum slams Noop down. Chief Rum climbs to the top rope and hits the Frog Splash! Noop has been left down on the canvas.

Winner: Coffee Warlord is still the Lightweight Champion.

Overall Rating: 53%
Crowd Reaction: 51%
Match Quality: 56%

Page: What a cheap shot by Chief Rum.
Heenan: But he didn't interfere until after the match. So he won't be suspended.
Page: We understand that Coffee Warlord has accepted the challenge from WVU FAN at July Mayhem for the Lightweight Title. And right here next week we will have the official contract signing. Add to that, both Coffee Warlord and WVU FAN's partners will face off one on one. Larrymcg and Smokin' Warlord will compete in a hardcore match with the winner getting a hardcore title shot at Mayhem. Tune in next week.

Overall rating for the show: 64%
.47 TV rating for the show.
614 people attended.
$18,420 made from the show.

FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Raven
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Darkiller
FOFC Television Champion: Illinifan
FOFC Tag Team Champions: The Badasses

kingfc22 · 03-27-2007, 12:00 AM

Oh hell yea baby. Those belts will look great around my waist after July Mayhem.

JeeberD · 03-27-2007, 07:47 AM

The Badasses aren't afraid of anyone...

DolphinFan1 · 03-27-2007, 09:00 AM

Official Tuesday Tough Love Preview

The last stop before the Large Event, July Mayhem looks to be a blockbuster. Last Tuesday on SkyDog's The Truth, WVU FAN sent a message to the Lightweight Champion when he attacked SkyDog and challenged Coffee Warlord at July Mayhem. Coffee accepted the match and the official contract signing will be this Tuesday.

Also, Smokin' Warlord and Larrymcg will battle one on one with the winner getting a Hardcore Title match against Darkiller at July Mayhem.

Last Tuesday, Illinifan made another successful Television Title defense against Quicksand. However, after the match a man came in from the crowd and laid out the Champion. Who is it? We've been told we will find out this Tuesday as he has challenged Illinifan to a Television Title match.

In SkyDog's, The Truth, he will have both Swaggs and Tekneek who have been interrupting each other's matches for months now. What will happen this Tuesday?

Also, The Badasses have been challenged by just about everyone for the Tag Team Titles. So, Flamebeard has made a 4 team elimination tag match for the Titles at July Mayhem. But before we get there, all 4 teams will compete in an 8 man survivor match. How will the teams coexist? Tune in Tuesday to find out.

QUICK MATCH PREVIEW:

#1 Contender's match for the Hardcore Title:

Smokin' Warlord vs. Larrymcg

Television Title match:

Illinifan vs. ?

8 man survivor match:

The Badasses and The Afoci and NevStar vs. Primelord/Shorty and Triple K.

Plus the contract signing and much more.

DolphinFan1 · 03-28-2007, 09:37 AM

TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE

JULY 25, 2006

Diamond Dallas Page: Welcome everyone to the final Tuesday Tough Love before July Mayhem. What a show we have for you tonight. But let's kick it off with an 8 man survivor match. All of these participants will be in the 4 team elimination tag team title match on Saturday. Let's go down to the ring.

Match Background: Team Bertogarce consists of Bertogarce, JeeberD, NevStar, and The Afoci. Team Primelord consists of Primelord, Shorty, Kingfc, and Kodos. This will be a survivor series bout. The Badasses and Primelord \ Shorty have been feuding recently. Primelord \ Shorty have yet to beat their rivals in the ring since the feud began. NevStar \ Afoci and Double K have been feuding recently. Double K hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by NevStar \ Afoci during the feud. The Badasses are the reigning FOFC Tag Team champions, and have been since 24 June 2006.

The Match: First Fall : Primelord hits a rolling kick on Afoci. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Super kick by Primelord. Covers for a quick two count. Afoci counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Slingshot senton by Afoci, crushing the chest cavity of Primelord. The Afoci moves in for the kill. Styles Clash!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Primelord is eliminated. Second Fall : Bertogarce uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Shorty takes a NICE hurrancarana from Bertogarce. Hooks the leg for a two count. Shorty avoids a Bertogarce avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Bertogarce walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Shorty drives Bertogarce into the corner. Super Frankensteiner! 1....2....3. Bertogarce is eliminated. Third Fall : Shorty strikes NevStar. Second rope flying axe handle, NevStar goes down. One day, Shorty might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Covers for a quick two count. NevStar counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Tiger suplex on Shorty. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Shorty blocks a kick from NevStar. SUPER frankensteiner on NevStar, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. ONE...TWO...THREE. Shorty defeats NevStar. Fourth Fall : Kingfc walks into a high dropkick from JeeberD, almost losing several teeth in the process. JeeberD hits a rolling kick on Kingfc. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Covers for a quick two count. Kingfc flips out of a JeeberD bodyslam attempt. Kingfc plants Jeeber with an EXPLODAH~! suplex. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Jeeber kicks Kingfc in the gut to reverse the momentum. Flying cross body off the top rope! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. JeeberD pins Kingfc. Fifth Fall : Afoci uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Springboard reverse elbow by The Afoci. Excellent move. Looks like Muta has giving out lessons. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kodos counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Power drive elbow by Kodos. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Kodos floors The Afoci...and climbs the turnbuckles. Picture Perfect Elbow!!! 1....2....3!! The Afoci is eliminated. Sixth Fall : Kodos hits a rolling kick on Jeeber. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Flying reverse elbow by Kodos. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jeeber counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Tiger suplex on Kodos. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Kodos gets knocked to the ground by Jeeber. Kodos gets locked in the Satellite Crossface! Submission victory! Kodos is eliminated Final Fall : JeeberD and Shorty are the only ones left for their teams. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Super kick by JeeberD. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Vicious kick to the teeth from JeeberD. Shorty counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Spin kick by Shorty to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Shorty moves in for the kill. Acid Attack!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Shorty grabs a mic.

Shorty: Hey, Badasses. This Saturday we are taking those titles.

While he's speaking, NevStar comes back down the ramp and attacks Shorty. This prompts the rest of the competitors to come down and we have a melee of action as everyone is brawling. It takes just about every backstage worker to keep these 8 separated.

Winner: Shorty

Overall Rating: 67%
Crowd Reaction: 63%
Match Quality: 72%

Page: What a match to kick off the show. There's a lot of bad blood between those 8.
Heenan: And a great confidence booster going into Mayhem. I think we will have new Tag Team Champions on Saturday.

The music of SkyDog hits and we are set for another edition of The Truth.

SkyDog: Let me start by saying, WVU FAN, after what you did to me last week, I hope Coffee kicks your ass. You are nothing but a thug. Now on to business. Tonight I have two guests. Both have been at each other's throats as of late. They have agreed to end their feud at Mayhem. Please welcome Swaggs and Tekneek.

Swaggs comes out first and then Tekneek a minute later.

SkyDog: You two have been interrupting each other's matches virtually every week.

Swaggs cuts him off.

Swaggs: That's because he is a low life thug. And on Saturday I will destroy you Tekneek. I have asked Gold to make it a 1st blood match. All you have to do is say yes.

Tekneek: First Blood match. No problem. I will beat you until there is no blood left in you.

With that Tekneek charges and attacks Swaggs. The two battle taking the set with them and they brawl all the way backstage as referees try to break it up.

Rating: 52%

Page: Another great match added for Mayhem. Let's run down the card as we know it for July Mayhem.

July Mayhem matches signed:

Lightweight Title Match: Coffee Warlord (c) vs. WVU FAN

Heavyweight Title Match: Raven (c) vs. Donovan Morgan

Hardcore Title Match: Darkiller (c) vs. Smokin' Warlord/Larrymcg (winner of tonight's hardcore match)

Tag Team Title Match: 4 team elimination match, The Badasses vs. Primelord/Shorty vs. Triple K. vs. NevStar/The Afoci

1st blood match: Swaggs vs. Tekneek

Ladder match: Noop vs. Chief Rum

Heenan: That's quite a lineup. But we have a great match right now. Darkiller is going one on one with Marmel in a non title match.
Page: Why isn't the title on the line?
Heenan: Who has Marmel beaten to deserve a title shot?
Page: Darkiller is scared. Let's get to the ring.

Darkiller vs Marmel.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. Marmel has been feuding with Tucker recently, who is a stable mate of Darkiller in Flamebeard's Followers. Darkiller is the reigning FOFC Hardcore champion, and has been since 27 June 2006.

The Match: Darkiller takes a thrown chair to the face! Darkiller takes a NICE hurrancarana from Marmel. Covers for a quick two count. Marmel misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Darkiller connects with rights and lefts and Marmel is down! Marmel tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Covers for a quick two count. Suplex onto two upright chairs by Darkiller! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Marmel tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Marmel flips out of a Darkiller bodyslam attempt. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Darkiller is down! Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from Marmel and Darkiller is out! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Hard back suplex on Darkiller. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Marmel throws a ladder onto Darkiller. Marmel misses a clothesline. Marmel gets caught with a short powerbomb from Darkiller. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Tucker comes running down the aisle with a chair! Darkiller whips Marmel into the ropes. Tucker jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Tucker, Marmel, and the chair! Marmel staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Darkiller and Tucker beat away on Marmel, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas. He finally picks himself off the mat and runs to the back.

Winner: Darkiller

Overall Rating: 66%
Crowd Reaction: 60%
Match Quality: 73%

Page: Tucker interfered again in Marmel's match. We understand that something is going on backstage.

The camera goes to the back where Marmel is backstage looking for Tucker.

Marmel: Tucker, you'd better hope I don't find you!

As he is opening doors he runs into Co-Commissioner Gold. Marmel stops.

Marmel: Listen, Gold. You make the matches. So give me Tucker at Mayhem, or I will find him tonight and make sure he never wrestles again.

Gold: No problem. You and Tucker will go one on one at Mayhem.

Marmel: Thank you.

Page: Another great match added to Mayhem.
Heenan: Tucker will show everyone who was the leader of Time and Money.
Page: I think Marmel will win the match. Let's get to the ring where Illinifan has a mic.

Illinifan: Last week I won my Television Title match. But after the match someone attacked me from the crowd. I don't know who you are, but why don't you come down here and face me right now.

Strange music plays and out comes the man who attacked Illinifan last week. He stops just short of entering the ring and grabs a mic.

Man: Illinifan, my name is Sabotai. I am here to get a little revenge for my friend Revrew who you injured and have been talking smack about since he has been sitting at home recovering. Let me tell you he is getting healthier every day and he will get his revenge on you as soon as he returns. In the meantime, I am here and I will take your Television Title. So what do you say?

Illinifan is fuming.

Illinifan: Get in the ring and I will beat you like everyone else.

Rating: 81%

Page: An impromptu match.
Heenan: Bad move by Illinifan. He knows nothing about this Sabotai. He needs to step back and scout him first.
Page: I may not like him, but he hasn't backed down from anyone yet.

Illinifan vs Sabotai.

Match Background: Sabotai is making his debut at this show. This match is for the FOFC Television title. Illinifan has been FOFC Television champion since 16 June 2006.

The Match: Sabotai kicks the leg, knocks Illinifan down, and goes to work on it. Sabotai strikes Illinifan. Flying elbow from Sabotai connects. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Illinifan avoids a Sabotai avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Second rope flying axe handle, Sabotai goes down. One day, Illinifan might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Illinifan crushes Sabotai with a huge legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Sabotai reverses a waistlock. Flying reverse elbow by Sabotai. There's a two count on the pin. DDT from the top rope by Sabotai. That looked KILLER. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Illinifan counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Standing leg lariat by Illinifan on Sabotai. Sabotai counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Sabotai hits a rolling kick on Illinifan. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Sabotai moves in for the kill. Hang Over!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Sabotai goes to grab his new Television title from the referee when Illinifan gives a murderous look toward Sabotai...and attacks! Sabotai is taken by surprise and gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Illinifan picks him up...and launches him over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken.

Winner: Sabotai is the new Television Champion.

Overall Rating: 73%
Crowd Reaction: 60%
Match Quality: 87%

Page: What a shocker! The newcomer has upset Illinifan.
Heenan: I told you Illinifan wasn't prepared for him.
Page: I understand Flamebeard is backstage and has an announcement.

The camera goes to the back where Flamebeard is in his office with Darkiller, Tucker and Atatange.

Flamebeard: Marmel, at Mayhem you will be destroyed by Tucker. And Darkiller will beat Smokin' Warlord. But my announcement is concerning Digamma. He is almost ready to come back and he will be here next Tuesday. And he is just a little upset being out of action the last month. So, don't get in his way.

Rating: 58%

Page: That's the big announcement. Big deal. Digamma is returning.
Heenan: That's great news.
Page: So you say. Up next is a tag team tables match.

Chief Rum and Tucker vs Noop and Quicksand.

Match Background: This will be a tables bout. Chief and Noop have been feuding for quite some time now.

The Match: Noop hits an arm drag on Tucker, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Back heel kick off the second rope, Chief goes down. Quicksand \ Noop whip Tucker into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Noop pulls Chief onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. Tucker counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Chief Rum hits a rolling kick on Noop. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Chief Rum goes to suplex Noop through a table, but he slips out the backdoor. DDT from the top rope by Tucker. That looked KILLER. Chief throws Noop onto the table, then climbs to the top rope...and hits a flying splash to break the table and get the win. Chief \ Tucker rush forward to attack! Noop \ Quicksand get caught by surprise and brutally beaten down to the canvas.

Winners: Chief Rum and Tucker.

Overall Rating: 62%
Crowd Reaction: 62%
Match Quality: 63%

Page: Looks like Chief Rum has the momentum going into his match with Noop at Mayhem.
Heenan: He will destroy Noop in the ladder match.
Page: Up next is the official contract signing for the Lightweight Title match at Mayhem. Let's get to the ring where Chris English is set to welcome the opponents for Saturday.

English: Let's get started. First welcome the challenger and one half of Technically Superior, WVU FAN.

The crowd boos as WVU FAN comes out and into the ring.

English: Now please welcome the FOFC Lightweight Champion, and one half of Legal Narcotics, Coffee Warlord.

A huge pop from the crowd a Coffee comes out and gets in the ring and Coffee and WVU FAN go nose to nose. English tries to get between them.

English: Gentlemen. We are here to sign the contract.

Coffee looks down at the table keeping one eye on WVU FAN. He grabs the pen and signs his name to the contract. Coffee tosses the pen to WVU FAN who catches it without flinching and signs his name to the contract. As soon as he signs it, Coffee kicks the table over onto WVU FAN. English bails out of the ring as Coffee picks up the table and drives it into WVU FAN's ribs. WVU FAN can barely stand. That's Incredible!

Coffee pics up the mic.

Coffee: That's for attacking my friend SkyDog. As for Mayhem, no way you are taking MY Title. You are not in my league. See you Saturday, Punk.

Coffee Warlord walks off, having won this battle.

Rating: 69%

Heenan: Why did Coffee attack WVU FAN?
Page: Heenan, you know full well if Coffee didn't strike first, WVU FAN would have attacked Coffee. And besides, as Coffee said, that was for SkyDog. Up next we have a Heavyweight tag team match.

Erik Watts and Raven vs Barry Windham and Donovan Morgan.

Match Background: Raven knows Donovan from their battles for NOAH in Japan. This is a continuation of the Raven vs Donovan feud. Raven is the reigning FOFC Heavyweight champion, and has been since 24 June 2006.

The Match: Double arm suplex by Donovan Morgan connects as Raven hits hard. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Donovan. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Barry Windham. Donovan \ Windham hook up Raven, then hit a double suplex. Covers for a quick two count. Raven gets splashed in the corner. Raven ducks a wild right hand. Nice piledriver on Windham. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Raven and Erik Watts. Erik Watts hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Pin, but Windham is out just before the three count. Watts slams Barry Windham down. Windham is sure in trouble now. Barry Windham powers out of a Erik Watts headlock. Running clothesline from Barry Windham was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Tag to Donovan Morgan. Watts gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Donovan! Tag between Erik Watts and Raven. Raven gets caught with a short powerbomb from Donovan. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Donovan Morgan slides out and grabs a chair, then gets back in the ring. Chair shot missed! Raven ducked it, and now grabs the chair. Donovan takes the shot instead! Wait - the referee is back up, and is calling for the bell. He's disqualifying Raven for using a chair! Donovan ends up with a cheap victory. The fight has started up again! Watts \ Raven attacks Windham \ Donovan, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.

Winners: Barry Windham and Donovan Morgan by DQ.

Overall Rating: 74%
Crowd Reaction: 80%
Match Quality: 63%

Page: Before we go to our main event. We understand the final match has been signed for Mayhem. It will be a return match for the Television Title. The newcomer and Television Champion, Sabotai will defend against the former Champion, Illinifan.

Heenan: This time Illinifan will be prepared.

Page: Let's get to the ring.

Larrymcg vs Smokin' Warlord.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. Legal Narcotics and Technically Superior have been feuding recently. Technically Superior hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by Legal Narcotics during the feud.

The Match: Hip toss onto a chair by Smokin'! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Smokin' crushes Larry with a running senton. Tiger suplex on Larry. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Smokin' Warlord has Larrymcg down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Swanton Bomb, forget about it. 1....2...3! The fight has started up again! Larrymcg attacks Smokin', and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.

Winner: Smokin' Warlord gets the Hardcore Title shot at Mayhem.

Overall Rating: 61%
Crowd Reaction: 56%
Match Quality: 67%

Overall Rating for the show was 65%.
.46 TV rating for the show.
609 people attended.
$18,270 for the show.

FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Raven.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Darkiller.
FOFC Television Champion: Sabotai.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: The Badasses.

Coffee Warlord · 03-28-2007, 09:58 AM

S'right, bitch.

sabotai · 03-29-2007, 12:28 AM

New TV Champ! w00t!

DolphinFan1 · 03-29-2007, 10:42 AM

OFFICIAL JULY MAYHEM PREVIEW

July Mayhem is just a few short days away and we have a stacked card where all 5 FOFC Titles will be on the line.

At last Tuesday's Tough Love, Coffee Warlord and WVU FAN had the contract signing for the Lightweight Title. Coffee attacked WVU FAN in defense of his friend SkyDog who was attacked by the challenger a couple of weeks ago. Who will emerge as the Lightweight Champion?

Smokin' Warlord won a #1 contender's match for the Hardcore Title by defeating Larrymcg on Tuesday. At Mayhem, Smokin' goes one on one against Darkiller for the Hardcore Title.

The Badasses have been Tag Team Champions for awhile but they have a real test with a 4 team elimination tag team match. Can they keep the titles?

Illinifan invoked his rematch clause after losing a shocker to a newcomer named Sabotai who claims to be Revrew's friend who Illinifan put on the shelf months ago. Has the toll of defending the TV Title at every show finally got to Illinifan? Or can he rebound and regain the TV Title?

This and much more. Tune in this weekend for July Mayhem.

Scheduled matches:

FOFC Lightweight Title:

Coffee Warlord (c) vs. WVU FAN

FOFC Heavyweight Title:

Raven (c) vs. Donovan Morgan

FOFC Hardcore Title:

Darkiller (c) vs. Smokin' Warlord

FOFC Tag Team Titles:

The Badasses (c) vs. Primelord/Shorty vs. NevStar/The Afoci vs. Triple K

FOFC Television Title:

Sabotai (c) vs. Illinifan

Ladder Match:

Noop vs. Chief Rum

1st Blood match:

Swaggs vs. Tekneek

Grudge Match:

Marmel vs. Tucker

Note: Predictions are welcome for the show.

JeeberD · 03-29-2007, 05:09 PM

I'm coming to get you, Shortstuff...

Coffee Warlord · 03-30-2007, 10:12 AM

Predictions?

Pain.

DolphinFan1 · 03-30-2007, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Predictions?

Pain.

Uh, have you been tapping into my computer? Pain. You don't know how right you are. Wait until you see your match. Funny thing is I didn't plan it the way it turned out.

Coffee Warlord · 03-30-2007, 10:52 AM

Anyone entering the ring with the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord, experiences pain. It's a given.

kingfc22 · 03-30-2007, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Anyone entering the ring with the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord, experiences pain. It's a given.

I'm not afraid of the great Warlord. You want some pain? How about a hardcore match? I seem to be pretty good with the chir so far.

WVUFAN · 03-30-2007, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingfc22

I'm not afraid of the great Warlord. You want some pain? How about a hardcore match? I seem to be pretty good with the chir so far.

Hope you're not thinking it'll be a title match, because that belt will be around my waist by then.

I am master of the WVU-Fu, or WhooVu Foo if you're pronouncing it.

DolphinFan1 · 03-31-2007, 09:25 AM

JULY MAYHEM

July 29, 2006

Dark match for a Hardcore Title match on Tuesday.

Atatange vs Sachmo vs Larrymcg vs Quicksand.

Match Background: This will be a four corners bout with the winner getting a Hardcore Title match on Tuesday Tough Love.

The Match: A kick from Larry is delivered to the leg. Face crusher from Larry on Atatange sets up for an elbowdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Atatange kicks Larrymcg in the gut to reverse the momentum. Tag between Atatange and Sachmo. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Back heel kick off the second rope, Larry goes down. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Larry blocks a punch. Larry tags out to Quicksand. Lightning kick by Quicksand on Sachmo. Flying elbow from Quicksand connects. Sachmo blocks a punch. Flying elbow from Sachmo connects. Power drive elbow by Sachmo. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Tag between Sachmo and Larrymcg. Larry hits a dropkick on Quicksand. Actually, it barely touched! Slingshot clothesline by Larry, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Quicksand grabs Larrymcg from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Larry rolls through with the move! He used a pull of the tights to get Quicksand over! 1....2...3! The referee was out of position and didn't see it!

Winner: Larrymcg gets a Hardcore Title shot on Tuesday.

Overall Rating: 63%
Crowd Reaction: 57%
Match Quality: 70%

The Pyro goes off and we are set for the main show for July Mayhem. We go to our announce team of Diamond Dallas Page and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.

Page:Welcome everyone to our July Large Event, Mayhem. What a great show we have lined up for you tonight. All 5 Titles will be on the line. The main event will pit the FOFC Lightweight Champion, Coffee Warlord defending against one half of Technically Superior, WVU FAN. Although not in FOFC Wrestling for long, there is already a lot of bad blood between those two.

Heenan:Coffee will pay for what he did during the contract signing to WVU FAN.

Page:The Heavyweight Title will also be on the line when Raven defends against Donovan Morgan. These guys will be going on a tour of Japan following the show for 2 months so we have no idea what the Co-Commissioners will do with the title not being defended for that long.

Heenan:Enough talking Page. Let's get to the ring where Noop is about to get his butt kicked by Chief Rum in this ladder match.

Chief Rum vs Noop.

Match Background: This will be a ladder bout. Chief and Noop have been feuding for quite some time now.

The Match: Ladder assisted standing moonsault, Noop gets CRUSHED! Super kick by Chief Rum. Noop fights out of a grapple. Noop strikes Chief. Face crusher from Noop on Chief sets up for an elbowdrop. Noop hits a face jam on Chief Rum onto the ladder! Flying elbow from Noop, grazing the target slightly. Chief flips out of a Noop bodyslam attempt. Lightning kick by Chief on Noop. Springboard dropkick from Chief Rum. Nicely done. Spin kick by Chief Rum to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Chief Rum dives off the middle of the ladder with a clothesline that connects. Noop reverses a waistlock. Flying elbow from Noop, grazing the target slightly. Noop with an enziguri! HBK isn't moving...uh oh. Oh, sorry, I had a flashback to the last time I got fooled. Chief Rum reverses a hip toss. Chief begins to climb up the ladder. He reaches the top...but Noop gets up and pushes the ladder! Chief Rum falls from the top of the ladder all the way over the ropes to the outside! Noop sets up the ladder and climbs it. He jumps off and dives on a prone Chief Rum outside the ring. Noop doesn't move for a minute. He pulls himself up and picks up Chief Rum and rolls him in the ring. He goes for the pin. The referee counts, 1-2-3. Noop beats Chief Rum. Noop remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Winner: Noop.

Overall Rating: 64%
Crowd Reaction: 68%
Match Quality: 58%

Page: What a great win by Noop. Did you see that jump off the ladder onto Chief Rum to the outside?

Heenan: I saw it. Chief Rum told me before this match that he wasn't feeling well.

Page: Right. Up next is a return match for the Television Title. On Tuesday Tough Love, the newcomer, Sabotai, who says he is Revrew's friend, beat the Television Champion for the Title. Illinifan has invoked his return match clause and we have that match right now.

Heenan: Illinifan will be prepared this time.

Illinifan vs Sabotai.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Sabotai has been FOFC Television champion since 25 July 2006.

The Match: Standing leg lariat by Illinifan on Sabotai. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Covers for a quick two count. Sabotai kicks Illinifan in the gut to reverse the momentum. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Covers for a quick two count. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Illinifan is down! There's a two count on the pin. Sabotai gets taken down out of nowhere! Reverse DDT on Sabotai. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Illinifan drops an elbow...but Sabotai moves out of the way. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Illinifan walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Cover, but there's no one to count for Sabotai! Spinning bulldog in the corner and Illinifan is down! The referee is back up and is slow to get over to count the pin. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Slow count by the referee. Illinifan once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Sabotai scores with a forearm, sending Illinifan down into the corner. Sabotai goes after Illinifan in the corner and punches away. The referee pulls Sabotai away to get the break. Wait! Illinifan has pulled something out of his tights. Sabotai walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles!

Winner: Illinifan is the new Television Champion.

Overall Rating: 75%
Crowd Reaction: 63%
Match Quality: 87%

Page: Cheap win by Illinifan. If the referee hadn't been down earlier then Sabotai would have won.

Heenan: That's too bad. The Television Title is back around the waist of it's rightful owner.

Page: That was...

Page is cut off by Sabotai who is still in the ring with a mic.

Sabotai: Illinifan, this isn't over! I had you beat! The referee was slow on the count and then you had to cheat! Let's do this again on Tuesday. But let's make it interesting. For the title and make it an Iron Man Match.

Illinifan stops his walk up the ramp and grabs a mic.

Illinifan: I haven't back down from a challenge yet. You're on. But after I beat you Tuesday, that is your last shot at the Television Title.

With that Illinifan goes to the back followed a few minutes later by Sabotai.

Page: What a great match for Tuesday.

Heenan: After Tuesday, Sabotai will wish he stayed at home with his friend Revrew.

Page: Up next is a match between two former friend's and tag team partners.

Marmel vs Tucker.

Match Background: Marmel and Tucker have been feuding recently. So far, Marmel hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Tucker since the feud started.

The Match: Spinning back kick from Tucker. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Marmel goes down. Implant DDT by Tucker! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Marmel takes a flying neckbreaker from Tucker. Marmel comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Tucker takes a flying neckbreaker from Marmel. Marmel crushes Tucker with a running senton. Covers for a quick two count. Tucker flips out of a Marmel bodyslam attempt. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Marmel. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Marmel pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. The referee gets bumped in the process and is down. Marmel connects with a back heel kick on Tucker and gets back up quickly. Tucker kicks Marmel in the gut to reverse the momentum. Implant DDT by Tucker! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Tucker has Marmel down on the canvas. Suddenly Sachmo comes running down the aisle with a chair and the referee is still down. Sachmo slides in and Tucker turns around. He starts to swing the chair at Tucker, but as Marmel gets up he turns and blasts Marmel with a chair to the head! Sachmo climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Tucker floors Marmel...and climbs the turnbuckles. Tumbleweed Legdrop!!! The referee is back up. 1....2....3!! It's all over. Sachmo comes back into the ring and he and Tucker beat away on Marmel, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas.

Winner: Tucker

Overall Rating: 72%
Crowd Reaction: 52%
Match Quality: 92%

Page:What is Sachmo doing? Is he joining the Followers?

Heenan: Looks that way doesn't it Page.

Page: Up next is the 4 team elimination match for the tag team titles.

The Badasses vs NevStar and The Afoci vs Primelord and Shorty vs Katon and Kingfc.

Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. The Badasses and Primelord \ Shorty have been feuding recently. Primelord \ Shorty have yet to beat their rivals in the ring since the feud began. NevStar \ Afoci and Double K have been feuding recently. Double K hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by NevStar \ Afoci during the feud. This match is for the FOFC Tag Team titles. The Badasses have been FOFC Tag Team champions since 24 June 2006.

The Match: NevStar hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Hard back suplex on Bertogarce. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. NevStar tags out to The Afoci. Spinning back kick from The Afoci. Covers for a quick two count. Bertogarce counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Tag to Primelord. Primelord hits a rolling kick on Afoci. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Primelord crushes Afoci with a running senton. Tag between Primelord and Shorty. Primelord \ Shorty whip Afoci into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. The Afoci powers out of a Shorty headlock. STIFF high kick on Shorty by The Afoci. Afoci tags out to Kingfc. Kingfc hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to The Afoci. The Afoci kicks the leg, knocks Kingfc down, and goes to work on it. The Afoci misses a clothesline. Flying elbow off the top rope by Kingfc, getting as close to zero air as possible. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Kingfc pins Afoci. Standing leg lariat by JeeberD on Kingfc. DDT from the top rope by JeeberD. That looked KILLER. Pin, but Kingfc is out just before the three count. Tag between JeeberD and Primelord. Primelord hits a dropkick on Kingfc and gets right back up. Tag to Bertogarce. Kingfc takes a NICE hurrancarana from Bertogarce. DDT from the top rope by Bertogarce. That looked KILLER. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Bertogarce pins Kingfc. Just the Badasses and Primelord and Shorty are left. Back heel kick off the second rope, Bertogarce goes down. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Spin kick by Shorty to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Shorty walks into a drop toe hold. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Bertogarce and JeeberD. The Badasses hook up Shorty, then hit a double suplex. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Spin kick by JeeberD to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Shorty reverses a JeeberD hammerlock. Tag to Primelord. Jeeber takes a NICE hurrancarana from Primelord. Power drive elbow by Primelord. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Bertogarce is stunned as Primelord heads to the top rope. Missile Dropkick! 1....2....3. Primelord pins Bertogarce and we have new Tag Team Champions.

Winners: Primelord/Shorty are the new Tag Team Champions.

Overall Rating: 72%
Crowd Reaction: 62%
Match Quality: 83%

Heenan: New Tag Team Champions! What do you think of that Page?

Page: Good match by a young team. But I think when those two teams meet again, the Badasses will rebound. Up next is a 1st blood match made last Tuesday. Swaggs asked for this match because of Tekneek interfering in all his matches.

Swaggs vs Tekneek.

Match Background: This will be a first blood bout. This is a continuation of the Swaggs vs Tekneek feud. Tekneek has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud.

The Match: Spinning back kick from Swaggs. Swaggs hits a rolling kick on Tekneek. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Tekneek once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Tekneek arm drags Swaggs over and locks on an armbar. Tekneek snapmares Swaggs and goes for the DREADED chinlock. Swaggs reverses a Tekneek hammerlock. SUPER frankensteiner on Tekneek, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. The referee is distracted by a disturbance in the crowd. Swaggs picks up a chair. Tekneek turns around...and gets smashed over the head with it! Swaggs hits him again with the chair! A third time with the chair and Tekneek is busted open! Swaggs throws the chair outside the ring. He goes over to get the referee. The referee sees blood, and this match is over! Swaggs goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory.

Winner: Swaggs

Overall Rating: 61%
Crowd Reaction: 57%
Match Quality: 66%

Page: A great win by Swaggs.

Heenan: Great? He used the chair Page.

Page: Oh, it would have been ok if Tekneek used the chair, but not Swaggs?

Heenan: Of course.

Page: You are impossible. Up next is the Hardcore Title match.

Darkiller vs Smokin' Warlord.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Darkiller has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 27 June 2006.

The Match: Darkiller walks into a high dropkick from Smokin' Warlord, almost losing several teeth in the process. Flying trash can shot from the top rope! Smokin' uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Flying elbow from Smokin' Warlord connects. Smokin' walks into a drop toe hold. Chair shot connects! Darkiller hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Smokin' kicks Darkiller in the gut to reverse the momentum. Smokin' crushes Darkiller with a running senton. Covers for a quick two count. DDT from the top rope by Smokin' Warlord. That looked KILLER. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Darkiller counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Darkiller ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Darkiller drops an elbow...but Smokin' Warlord moves out of the way. Smokin' uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Darkiller tries to get a big slam, but it is blocked when Smokin' goes to the eyes! Smokin' Warlord quickly scores with a field-goal kick between the legs! Darkiller collapses! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! But it wouldn't have mattered as this is a Hardcore match. Smokin' goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Darkiller got screwed! Larrymcg comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Larrymcg spins Smokin' around. Larrymcg hits the Kryptonite Krunch! Smokin' Warlord has been left down on the canvas.

Winner: Smokin' Warlord is the new Hardcore Champion.

Overall Rating: 67%
Crowd Reaction: 67%
Match Quality: 68%

Page: Smokin' won the title, but his challenger for Tuesday just laid him out.

Heenan: A little preview of what will happen on Tuesday.

Page: Up next is the Heavyweight Title match. These guys are going to Japan on a 2 month tour after tonight. So the fans had better enjoy this match as they won't see them for awhile.

Raven vs Donovan Morgan.

Match Background: Raven knows Donovan very well as they both work for NOAH in Japan. This is a continuation of the Raven vs Donovan feud. This match is for the FOFC Heavyweight title. Raven has been FOFC Heavyweight champion since 24 June 2006.

The Match: Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Donovan. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Raven walks into a jaw breaker. There's a two count on the pin. Raven reverses a Donovan Morgan hammerlock. Raven slams Donovan Morgan. BAAACK Body drop by Donovan gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Hooks the leg for a two count. High Angle DDT by Raven just SPIKES Donovan Morgan down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Raven with a spinning neckbreaker on Donovan. Donovan ducks a wild right hand. Reverse DDT on Raven. Hooks the leg for a two count. Belly to belly off the top rope! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Vertical suplex by Donovan Morgan. Raven gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Raven pushes out of a Donovan Morgan hold. Raven with a spinning neckbreaker on Donovan. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Raven connects and Donovan Morgan is down! Donovan Morgan gets whipped into the corner by Raven, who charges in with a clothesline. Donovan grabs the referee and pulls him in the way! The referee calls for the DQ as he collapses to the mat in pain. Donovan Morgan gets out of the ring and walks off, having taken the cheap way out. The fight has started up again! Raven attacks Donovan, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.

Winner: Raven by DQ, still the Heavyweight Champion.

Overall Rating: 84%
Crowd Reaction: 91%
Match Quality: 71%

Page: Up next is our main event for the FOFC Lightweight Title.

Coffee Warlord vs WVU FAN.

Match Background: Legal Narcotics and Technically Superior have been feuding recently. This match is for the FOFC Lightweight title. Coffee Warlord has been FOFC Lightweight champion since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Spinning back kick from WVU FAN. WVU FAN strikes Coffee. Flying elbow from WVU FAN connects. Coffee takes a flying neckbreaker from WVU FAN. WVU FAN misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. BAAACK Body drop by WVU FAN gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Spinebuster by Coffee Warlord. Hooks the leg for a two count. WVU FAN blocks a punch. Super kick by WVU FAN. Covers for a quick two count. Power drive elbow by WVU FAN. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Coffee backdrops WVU FAN out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Coffee Warlord. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Coffee Warlord ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Coffee Warlord misses a clothesline. Spin kick by WVU FAN to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Coffee Warlord gets up off the mat and goes crazy. He floors WVU FAN and starts raining down punches like a psycho! Coffee Warlord has lost it! The referee tries to break it up...and gets thrown to one side. The referee is calling for the DQ! Coffee has caused a DQ through his hatred of WVU FAN. He continues to pound away on WVU FAN! The referee gets up and tries to pull Coffee off and gets a punch to the face for his trouble. Smokin' Warlord comes down and reasons with Coffee and finally gets him to stop. WVU FAN is left laying down in a pool of his own blood. As Legal Narcotics head to the back, Larrymcg comes down with the paramedics to help WVU FAN.

Winner: WVU FAN by DQ, Coffee Warlord is still the Lightweight Champion.

Overall Rating; 52%
Crowd Reaction: 43%
Match Quality: 61%

Heenan: What was up with Coffee? He should be stripped of the title for that.

Page: I don't know why he did it. But Coffee is still the Lightweight Champion because you can't lose the title on a DQ.

Heenan: That rule should be changed.

Page: Why! If one of your heroes had the title and was DQed you wouldn't feel that way. We are out of time. Tune in Tuesday and we will see if we can get a word with Coffee to find out why he did it.

Overall rating for the show was 66%.
Attendance was 3242 people.
Money from ticket sales: $129,680.

FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Raven.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Smokin' Warlord. (New Champion)
FOFC Television Champion: Illinifan. (New Champion)
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Primelord/Shorty. (New Champions)

Hope you enjoyed it.

JeeberD · 03-31-2007, 11:12 AM

Lay of the steroids, CW.

And the title will be ours again, dammit!

Coffee Warlord · 03-31-2007, 11:14 AM

Told you. Pain.

And way to go, Smokin'. Tag team titles next.

DolphinFan1 · 03-31-2007, 11:19 AM

None of you have any idea where I am going. But I like the speculation with this. Wait until you see Tuesday Tough Love. I haven't run the show yet but I have notes written down. I need to infuse some spice into this to get better ratings.

DolphinFan1 · 04-01-2007, 06:00 PM

QUICK NOTES:

The WWE have a new TV show on Tuesday nights. So we have a direct rival on that night. In the same time slot. Should be interesting.

ESPN2 have given us a TV show on Friday night's in Prime time for a 24 week contract. Friday Night Fury is back.

DolphinFan1 · 04-01-2007, 06:28 PM

OFFICIAL TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE PREVIEW

We are just three days removed from July Mayhem where we saw 3 new champions crowned. Primelord/Shorty won a 4 team elimination match to take the tag team titles. On Tuesday Tough Love, the former champions, The Badasses, will face the new champions in a return match for the titles.

Smokin' Warlord defeated Darkiller to claim the Hardcore Title. But there will be no rest for Smokin' as he faces one half of Technically Superior, Larrymcg in a Hardcore Title defense.

Illinifan defeated Sabotai to reclaim the TV Title. However, Sabotai challenged Illinifan to a rematch. Illinifan accepted an Iron Man Match, with the stipulation that it would be Sabotai's last match against him for the title.

Marmel faced his former tag team partner Tucker at July Mayhem. Sachmo came in the ring and appeared to be ready to hit Tucker with a chair when the referee was down. However, when Marmel got up off the mat, Sachmo turned and hit Marmel with the chair giving Tucker an easy win. Is Sachmo joining Flamebeard's Followers? What does Marmel have to say about it?

Coffee Warlord retained his Lightweight Title even though WVU FAN won by DQ when Coffee went beserk on WVU FAN. He failed to break and continued to beat on his opponent forcing the referee to end the match. Coffee Warlord will be in SkyDog's, The Truth, to talk about his actions.

All this and more. Tune in to Tuesday Tough Love for all the action.

Scheduled matches:

TV Title Rematch, Iron Man Match:

Illinifan (c) vs. Sabotai

Hardcore Title Match:

Smokin' Warlord (c) vs. Larrymcg

Tag Team Title Match:

Primelord/Shorty (c) vs. The Badasses

Tag Team Match:

Triple K vs. The Afoci/NevStar

Return match for the Lightweight Title:

Coffee Warlord (c) vs. WVU FAN

Card subject to change.

Coffee Warlord · 04-01-2007, 08:05 PM

Oh he wants MORE beating?

This time we break his legs. With chairs.

03-04-2007, 10:24 PM	#251
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03-04-2007, 10:50 PM	#252
DolphinFan1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Connecticut	SUMMER BASH JUNE 24, 2006 I couldn't wait any longer. Let's do this now. FOFC WRESTLING PRESENTS: SUMMER BASH for JUNE 24, 2006 We start out with a dark match. The winner gets a TV Title shot at Tuesday Tough Love. Atatange vs Sachmo. Match Background: None. The Match: Weak kicks from Atatange, who is moving slug-like...or should I say Nash-like? Kick to the gut from Atatange, who sadly, was even able to botch THAT. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sachmo ducks a wild right hand. Implant DDT by Sachmo! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Sachmo strikes Atatange. Sachmo uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Sachmo charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Badly executed second rope splash by Atatange convinces me that I can do better. Atatange ducks a Sachmo clothesline and does a quick roll up. Atatange has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Atatange leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Atatange has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Sachmo to look for revenge. Winner: Atatange gets a TV Title shot on Tuesday. We start off our live PPV with an awesome pyro display and then we go to our announce team of Dallas Page and Bobby Heenan. Page: Welcome everyone to our PPV, Summer Bash. What a night we have lined up tonight. All 5 titles will be on the line tonight. Plus a grudge tag team cage match between Chief Rum and Tekneek vs. Noop and Swaggs. Heenan: Page, have you seen my cell phone? Page: Now why would I care where your cell phone is. Heenan: I’m expecting an important call. Page: From who, your mother. We have a show to do Bobby. Heenan: You probably took it. Page: Oh boy. Let’s get the show started with a bang. Our 1st match is for the FOFC Tag Team titles. Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord (Legal Narcotics) and JeeberD and Bertogarce (The Badasses) won a tag team tournament to get here. This should be a good match. Legal Narcotics vs The Badasses. Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Tag Team titles. The Match: Smokin' Warlord strikes Jeeber. Spin kick by Smokin' Warlord to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jeeber ducks a wild right hand. STIFF high kick on Smokin' by JeeberD. Jeeber crushes Smokin' with a huge legdrop. Tag to Bertogarce. Smokin' takes a flying neckbreaker from Bertogarce. Smokin' Warlord is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Tag between Smokin' Warlord and Coffee Warlord. Legal Narcotics whip Bertogarce into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. BAAACK Body drop by Bertogarce gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Covers for a quick two count. Coffee hits a piledriver on Bertogarce. That used to end matches, you know. Tag between Coffee Warlord and Smokin' Warlord. Vicious kick to the teeth from Smokin' Warlord. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Smokin' charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Tag to JeeberD. Flying elbow from JeeberD connects. Smokin' grabs JeeberD for Coffee Warlord, who swings...but Jeeber ducks, and ends up nailing Smokin' instead! JeeberD has Smokin' Warlord down on the canvas. Satellite Crossface!!! Smokin' Warlord taps out!Coffee and Smokin' remain in the ring. They are arguing about that defeat. Smokin’ is pissed that Coffee hit him. Coffee explains it was an accident. After a few minutes cooler heads prevail and they shake hands and walk out together. *Winners: The Badasses are the new FOFC Tag Team Champions.* Page: What a great match. Heenan: What’s going on between Coffee and Smokin’? Page: Nothing. They worked it out. Just the heat of the moment. Heenan: I’m not so sure. If I had my cell phone I would contact my sources to get to the bottom of it. Page: Don’t make more of it than what it is Heenan. Heenan: Who me? I would never do that. I am a broadcast journalist and I only report the truth. Page: Yeah right. Up next is a triple threat match for the Television title. Illinifan vs Quicksand vs Tucker. Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. This match is for the FOFC Television title. Illinifan has been FOFC Television champion since 16 June 2006. The Match: Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Tucker goes down. Quicksand strikes Illinifan. Tucker pushes out of a Quicksand hold. SUPER frankensteiner on Quicksand, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. SUPER frankensteiner on Illinifan, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Tucker walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Tucker kicks Quicksand in the gut to reverse the momentum. SUPER frankensteiner on Quicksand, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Tucker gets distracted by the fans who start chanting for Marmel. Front legsweep slam aka The Stroke by Illinifan. Tucker tries to get a big slam, but it is blocked when Illinifan goes to the eyes! Illinifan quickly scores with a field-goal kick between the legs! Tucker collapses! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Tucker got screwed! *Winner: Illinifan is still the Television Champion.* Page: It looks like Tucker continues to be distracted by the fans chanting for Marmel. Heenan: For once I agree with you Page. Tucker had the advantage and should have blocked out the fans. He’s too good for that. Page: Illinifan holds onto the Television Title and will face Tucker’s Tag Team partner, Atatange, on Tuesday Tough Love in a Television Title defense. Up next is a tag team grudge match. It will be inside a steel cage. Noop and Swaggs are upset that in recent singles contests, Chief Rum and Tekneek keep interfering in their matches. Let’s head to the ring to see how this one shakes out. Chief Rum and Tekneek vs Noop and Swaggs. Match Background: This will be a cage bout. This is a continuation of the Chief vs Noop feud. Noop has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Swaggs and Tekneek have been feuding recently. Tekneek has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. The Match: Flying elbow from Noop, grazing the target slightly. Chief uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Chief Rum launches Swaggs into the cage wall. Noop misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Chief \ Tekneek whip Noop into the corner. Chief Rum whips Tekneek in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Tekneek takes a NICE hurrancarana from Swaggs. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Noop \ Swaggs whip Chief into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Noop launches Tekneek into the cage wall. Tekneek is stunned as Noop heads to the top rope. Here it comes - Missile Dropkick! Chief Rum can barely stand. Here it comes - X-Buster. Noop \ Swaggs escape the cage for the win. Noop \ Swaggs go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win. *Winners: Noop and Swaggs.* Page: A big win for Noop and Swaggs, and a bit of revenge for those two. Heenan: They got lucky. Page: Do you ever give anyone credit on a win? Heenan: Of course I do, Page. Page: Up next is a triangle tag team match. The winners of this match get a Tag Team Title shot at Tuesday Tough Love. NevStar and The Afoci vs Primelord and Shorty vs Double K. Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. The Match: Katon hits a rolling kick on Afoci. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Afoci goes down. Tag between Katon and Kodos. Flying elbow from Kodos connects. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Afoci is down! Tag between Kodos and Katon. Double K whip Afoci into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Pin, but Afoci is out just before the three count. Tag between The Afoci and NevStar. Katon takes a flying neckbreaker from NevStar. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Primelord. Standing leg lariat by Primelord on NevStar. NevStar tags out to Kodos. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Kodos is down! Primelord tags out to Shorty. Vicious kick to the teeth from Shorty. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Kodos tags out to NevStar. NevStar crushes Shorty with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Primelord. Springboard dropkick from Primelord. Nicely done. NevStar is stunned as Primelord heads to the top rope. Missile Dropkick! 1....2....3. Winners: Primelord and Shorty. Page: Primelord and Shorty stepped it up and now earn a title shot at Tuesday Tough Love. Heenan: And Gold wanted these guys suspended. They have too much talent to be sitting at home. Page: Up next is the 1st of 3 main event matches. Raven is challenging Barry Windham for the FOFC Heavyweight Title. This will be an inferno match, meaning that the only way to win is to set your opponent on fire. After both competitors enter the ring, the ropes will be set on fire. There will be paramedics and firemen at ringside to put out the person who is set on fire right away. Raven and Windham have agreed to have this match to settle their long feud here in FOFC Wrestling. Let’s get to the ring. Raven vs Barry Windham. Match Background: This will be an inferno bout. This is another chapter in the long-running Windham vs Raven feud. This match is for the FOFC Heavyweight title. Barry Windham has been FOFC Heavyweight champion since 22 April 2006. The Match: Barry Windham throws Raven toward the flames, but Raven is able to put the brakes on in time. Barry Windham DDTs Raven, but it just looked terrible. Raven reverses a Barry Windham hammerlock. Windham gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Raven slams Barry Windham down and motions to the crowd. Raven throws Windham toward the fire! Windham stops just in time. Bodyslam by Raven. Windham ducks a wild right hand. Barry Windham DDTs Raven, but it just looked terrible. Barry Windham scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Raven takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Barry Windham holds Raven near the flames. Raven counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Barry Windham by Raven. Remember when that was a legit finish? Raven scores with a standing spinebuster. Barry Windham can barely stand. Here it comes - Raven Effect DDT. Raven motions to the crowd and points towards the flames. The crowd erupts. Raven picks up Windham who is defenseless. He drops Windham on the flaming ropes. Windham is on fire. It's finished. Raven wins the FOFC Heavyweight Title. Paramedics and firemen rush to the ring and put out Windham who is screaming in agony. Winner: Raven is the new FOFC Heavyweight Champion. Page: What a great win by Raven. Heenan: That’s just awful. What kind of human being would want to set another on fire? Page: Bobby, you know damn well that Windham would have done the same thing to Raven if he could. This had to end one way or another. Let’s head backstage where Chris English is trying to get a word with Smokin’ Warlord before his match for the Hardcore Title with Digamma. English: Thanks Dallas. Smokin’, I wanted to ask you what is on everyone’s mind. What’s going on with you and Coffee? Also, do you have any idea who attacked you on Tuesday? Smokin’: Chris, nothing is wrong with Legal Narcotics. We were just in the heat of the battle. Things happen. Don’t let Heenan start rumors. He’s a sorry excuse for a human. As for who attacked me on Tuesday, I don’t know. But I will find out. But first I have a ladder match for the FOFC Hardcore title. I have to get to the ring and end Digamma’s reign. English: Well, there you have it. Back to you Dallas and Bobby. Page: Well Bobby, what do you have to say now? Heenan: Did you hear what he called me? Page (laughing): I sure did. Boy does he know you. Heenan: I’m not talking to you. Page: That would be a relief. It’s time to go to the ring. Up next is a FOFC Hardcore Title match. It will be a ladder match and Smokin’ and Digamma have agreed to end their feud with this match. I wonder what Digamma has up his sleeve to keep the title this time. Smokin' Warlord vs Digamma. Match Background: This will be a ladder bout. Digamma and Smokin' have been feuding for quite some time now. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Digamma has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 20 May 2006. The Match: Smokin' Warlord strikes Digamma. Dropkick from the middle of the ladder by Smokin'. Digamma takes a flying neckbreaker from Smokin' Warlord. Spin kick by Smokin' Warlord to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Digamma reverses a Smokin' Warlord hammerlock. Digamma hits a face jam on Smokin' Warlord onto the ladder! Digamma hits a shitty missile dropkick on Smokin'. Smokin' Warlord comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Flying reverse elbow by Smokin' Warlord. Power drive elbow by Smokin' Warlord. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Digamma flips out of a Smokin' Warlord bodyslam attempt. Digamma hits a quick kick on Smokin'. Smokin' Warlord powers out of a Digamma headlock. Smokin' hits a dropkick on Digamma and gets right back up. They both begin to climb the ladder. Once they reach the top, an exchange of punches starts! Smokin' grabs Digamma...and sends him crashing to the canvas! On the way down, Digamma tries to catch himself. His arm gets caught on the ropes and he screams in agony as we hear a pop. Smokin' Warlord grabs the prize for the victory. The medics come to attend to Digamma who is holding his arm. Winner: Smokin’ Warlord is the new Hardcore Champion. Page: What a big win for Smokin’. Heenan: Digamma took a bad bump there. He looks hurt. Smokin’ didn’t have to do that. Page: Heenan, don’t even go there. They were both on the ladder. Digamma would have done the same thing to gain the victory. Up next is our main event. It is for the FOFC Lightweight Title. Coffee Warlord and Darkiller have been going at it for some time. They will end their feud tonight. It will be an I Quit match. Someone will surrender. Coffee Warlord vs Darkiller. Match Background: This will be an I Quit bout. This is a continuation of the Darkiller vs Coffee feud. This match is for the FOFC Lightweight title. Coffee Warlord has been FOFC Lightweight champion since 20 May 2006. The Match: Massive backbreaker on Coffee and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Coffee backdrops Darkiller out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Coffee Warlord. STIFF~! chop lights up Darkiller who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! BAAACK Body drop by Darkiller gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Flying shoulder tackle by Coffee sends Darkiller CRASHING to the mat. Darkiller counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Spear by Darkiller. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Darkiller connects and Coffee Warlord is down! Fallaway slam by Darkiller puts down Coffee Warlord. Coffee flips out of a Darkiller bodyslam attempt. Flying shoulder tackle by Coffee sends Darkiller CRASHING to the mat. Coffee Warlord scores with a big spinebuster. Coffee floors Darkiller and locks in a figure-four leglock! The referee asks Darkiller....and we have a submission! The match is over. Coffee Warlord remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. Winner: Coffee Warlord retains the Lightweight Title. Page: What a great show. Don't you think Bobby? Heenan: I really wish I could find my cell phone. I was waiting for an important call. I hope Flame... Page: What was that? Heenan: Nothing. I gotta go. Page: Well, for Bobby Heenan, I'm Dallas Page. We'll see you on Tuesday Tough Love. Good night everyone. FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord. FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Raven. FOFC Hardcore Champion: Smokin’ Warlord. FOFC Television Champion: Illinifan. FOFC Tag Team Champions: The Badasses. Match of the night: Triple threat match for the TV Title: Illinifan vs. Tucker vs. Quicksand. 78%.. Our overall rating for the show was 74%. I hope you like it. I'm out of practice. It has been 3 years. I should get warmed up after a few cards. Up later this week, a preview for Tuesday Tough Love and 3 surprise new FOFC members make their debut. Don't miss it. __________________ GM of the Milwaukee Muscle Men of the ZFL. The 1st team in ZFL history to have a perfect losing season. I am on a quest to show that the Dolphins can win the Super Bowl. Or should I say Front Office Bowl, with FOF2K7. The revival of an old favorite, FOFC Wrestling Dynasty

03-05-2007, 06:24 AM	#254
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	The Badasses are, well, badasses! Just say no to coffee and cigs, kids. They'll stunt your growth...you want to be big and bad like JeeberD and Berto, don't you? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 03-05-2007 at 06:24 AM.

03-05-2007, 10:27 PM	#255
DolphinFan1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Connecticut	PREVIEW FOR TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE JUNE 27, 2006 Atatange faces Illinifan for the TV Title. The Badasses beat Legal Narcotics at Summer Bash to become the FOFC Tag Team Champions. But they have no time to rest as they face Primelord and Shorty in their 1st title defense. Can they keep the titles? Raven beat Barry Windham to capture the FOFC Heavyweight Title at Summer Bash. Who will his next opponent be? Smokin' Warlord beat Digamma at Summer Bash to become the FOFC Hardcore Champion and in the process, Digamma suffered a tricep strain and will be out of action for about 2 months. Who will be the next challenger to Smokin's title? And will we finally find out who is behind the attacks on Smokin'? Coffee Warlord beat Darkiller at Summer Bash to retain the FOFC Lightweight Title. It was Darkiller's final shot at the title. So who will be Coffee's next opponent? Also, we have been told that 3 new FOFC Members will be making their debut in some capacity on Tuesday. Who will they be? Tune in later this week for Tuesday Tough Love. __________________ GM of the Milwaukee Muscle Men of the ZFL. The 1st team in ZFL history to have a perfect losing season. I am on a quest to show that the Dolphins can win the Super Bowl. Or should I say Front Office Bowl, with FOF2K7. The revival of an old favorite, FOFC Wrestling Dynasty Last edited by DolphinFan1 : 03-05-2007 at 10:36 PM.

03-07-2007, 09:27 AM	#256
DolphinFan1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Connecticut	Tuesday Tough Love for June 27, 2006 We start out our show by going to our announce team of Diamond Dallas Page and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. Page: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Tough Love, just 3 days after Summer Bash. I'm Diamond Dallas Page, along with my broadcast partner, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. Heenan: Hello humanoids. Page: We have a great night of action for you tonight. Let's get right to the ring where Atatange is set to take on Illinifan for the TV Title after winning his match at Summer Bash. Atatange vs Illinifan. Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Illinifan has been FOFC Television champion since 16 June 2006. The Match: Illinifan connects with a back heel kick on Atatange and gets back up quickly. Illinifan crushes Atatange with a huge legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Atatange is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Atatange uses some pathetic kicks in the corner now. Illinifan takes a butterfly suplex from Atatange. Atatange uses a running dropkick into the corner. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Atatange hits a crappy missile dropkick on Illinifan. Illinifan blocks a punch. Lightning kick by Illinifan on Atatange. SUPER frankensteiner on Atatange, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Atatange comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. The bell rings. The referee declares that the time limit has expired, and the match is a draw. I don't think the fight has finished. Atatange and Illinifan have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view. Winner: Time limit draw. Illinifan is still the TV Champion. Overall Rating: 61 Crowd Reaction: 49 Match Quality: 73 Heenan: I don't think those two have settled anything. Page: You're good at stating the obvious. Let's get back to the ring where Raven is in the ring. Raven: Windham, I told you I would set you on fire. The FOFC Heavyweight Title is now back with it's rightful owner. I am out here to lay down the open challenge to anyone in the back who wants a shot at my title. The music of Donovan Morgan plays and he comes out. Morgan: Raven, you think you are great. Well, I will take that challenge and take that belt around your waist. Raven: You will be just like everyone else, just another victim. I'll see you in the ring later. Quoth the Raven, Nevermore. Rating: 94 Page: Well, it looks like we have a FOFC Heavyweight Title match here tonight. Heenan: Raven should have just stayed home and recovered from his match Saturday night. Morgan will make it the shortest ever reign of the title. Page: I think somehow Raven will pull it off. Up next we have another grudge match between Swaggs and Tekneek. These two have been going at it for some time now. Heenan: They don't like each other very much. Swaggs vs Tekneek. Match Background: This will be a submission bout. Swaggs and Tekneek have been feuding recently. Tekneek has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. The Match: Swaggs kicks the leg, knocks Tekneek down, and goes to work on it. Second rope flying axe handle, Tekneek goes down. One day, Swaggs might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Tekneek counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Flying elbow from Tekneek, grazing the target slightly. Swaggs takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. A blind charge only gets an even HARDER kick. Swaggs pushes out of a Tekneek hold. Swaggs crushes Tekneek with a running senton. Swaggs floors Tekneek and locks in a figure-four leglock! Tekneek taps out! Swaggs is still in the ring celebrating. Tekneek pushes the referee away. Tekneek spins Swaggs around. Tekneek hits the Super Kick. Tekneek leaves the ring with Swaggs laid out in the ring. Winner: Swaggs Overall Rating: 61 Crowd Reaction: 59 Match Quality: 63 Page: Swaggs wins again but Tekneek continues to attack after all his matches. What a sore loser. Let's go right back to the ring where Co-commissioner Gold has something to say. Gold: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Tough Love. I want to introduce you to a new interview segment starting tonight. While Friday Night Fury has Piper's Pit, it isn't always objective. This segment will be called, "The Truth" and I'd like to introduce to you, a favorite on the FOFC message boards, "SkyDog." SkyDog comes out to a modest cheer from the fans. He shakes Gold's hand and takes the mic as Gold exits the ring. SkyDog: I'd like to thank everyone for coming here tonight. I've sat and watched at home a long time and couldn't stand it any longer. FOFC Wrestling needs someone who will ask the tough questions and get to the truth. So let's get right to it. My 1st guest is one half of the former tag team champions, Time and Money. Please welcome, Tuc.... SkyDog is interrupted by the music of Erik Flamebeard. The crowd is livid. Flamebeard comes out and smiles to the crowd. He enters the ring and has a mic. Flamebeard: Let's get one thing straight. If you have something to ask one of my Followers, you will first ask me for permission. SkyDog: Well, I didn't realize that your Followers, couldn't speak for themselves. Flamebeard: If you don't want to get hurt, you will back off right now. Now, I am out here for one reason. Tucker has informed me that Chief Rum called him and said he couldn't be here tonight. He was injured in the cage match at Summer Bash. So Chief asked Tucker to take his place in his match against Noop. SkyDog: So you're saying the Chief Rum/Noop match for tonight is now Tucker vs. Noop. Let's see if we can get Noop out here to see what he has to say. Flamebeard: It doesn't matter what Noop has to say. He has a contract to wrestle tonight and Chief Rum is using a sub. So let's get this match started. Rating: 52 Page: So Chief Rum is scared to face Noop after Summer Bash. Heenan: That's not what Flamebeard said. He said Chief is injur.... Page: I know what he said. I also know that Flamebeard is a liar. Let's get to the ring where Tucker and Noop are coming to the ring. Tucker vs Noop. Match Background: Tucker is wrestling in Chief Rum's place who is at home nursing his injuries. The Match: Tucker just WAFFLES Noop with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Tucker walks into a drop toe hold. Tucker gets hip tossed by Noop. Noop misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Noop blasts Tucker with a superkick. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Tucker backdrops Noop out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Tucker. Hard back suplex on Noop. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. SUPER frankensteiner on Noop, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Noop. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Noop elbows Tucker in the face to break a hammerlock. Back heel kick from Noop on Tucker. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Noop gets taken down out of nowhere! Chief Rum comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Noop turns around. Chief Rum slams Noop down. Chief Rum climbs to the top rope and hits the Frog Splash! Chief leaves the ring, the damage done! ONE...TWO...THREE. Tucker defeats Noop. Tucker and Chief beat away on Noop, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas. Winner: Tucker with help from Chief Rum. Overall Rating: 59 Crowd Reaction: 54 Match Quality: 65 Page: I thought that Chief Rum was at home. Heenan: I guess that Tucker and Chief Rum pulled one over on little Noop. Page: We understand Smokin' Warlord is backstage and has something to say. Smokin': I understand there is someone in Flamebeard's Followers who is a little upset that I took Digamma's Hardcore Title and he is now on the shelf for a couple months. Well, I'm not one to back down from a challenge. So, Darkiller, you and I are on tonight for MY Hardcore Title. You couldn't beat my cousin Coffee, so what makes you think you can defeat me? I'll see you in the ring. Rating: 74 Page: Smokin' isn't wasting any time following his victory at Summer Bash. Heenan: Big mistake. He should take the night off. He is not in Darkiller's league. Page: We shall see. Up next is the FOFC Tag Team Championship match. Primelord and Shorty won a match a Summer Bash to get this shot. The Badasses beat Legal Narcotics at Summer Bash to become the Tag Team Champions. The Badasses vs Primelord and Shorty. Match Background: The Badasses and Primelord \ Shorty are currently feuding. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started. This match is for the FOFC Tag Team titles. The Badasses have been FOFC Tag Team champions since 24 June 2006. The Match: Primelord hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Implant DDT by Primelord! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Covers for a quick two count. Primelord walks into a drop toe hold. Bertogarce strikes Primelord. Flying reverse elbow by Bertogarce. Tag between Bertogarce and JeeberD. Second rope flying axe handle, Primelord goes down. One day, Jeeber might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Primelord reverses a JeeberD hammerlock. Primelord tags out to Shorty. Primelord \ Shorty whip Jeeber into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Shorty uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Hooks the leg for a two count. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Jeeber is down! Shorty tags out to Primelord. Springboard dropkick from Primelord. Nicely done. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Jeeber kicks Primelord in the gut to reverse the momentum. Tag between JeeberD and Bertogarce. Bertogarce uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! As Jeeber and Primelord get into a brawl on the outside, someone comes into the ring from the crowd and starts brawling with Bertogarce. Soon, another person comes in from the crowd to join in the melee. Primelord takes some shots at Bertogarce as well. The referee, seeing the chaos, calls for a no contest ruling. We have three sets of grapplers in the ring, as The Badasses, Primelord \ Shorty and the two newcomers who are going at it. Finally a host of referees hit the ring to keep them apart. *Winners: No contest due to outside interference.* Overall Rating: 71 Crowd Reaction: 60 Match Quality: 83 Page: Who are those two? Heenan: I have no idea. Page: Wow. The Brain doesn't know something. Heenan: Well, let me make a phone.... Page: Never mind, the two newcomers are still in the ring and have a mic. The first newcomer: Let us introduce ourselves. I am Larrymcg, and my partner is WVU FAN. We are Technically Superior. We have come here to put some prestige into these Tag Team Titles. So we are putting the tag team champs and everyone else on notice, we plan on becoming champions. WVU FAN: So, if you don't want to get hurt, just stay out of our way. With that Technically Superior leave the ring. Rating: 62 Page: For someone who interrupted a Tag Team Title match, they don't have a lot to say. Heenan: They said all they had to. I wonder what the Tag Team Champs will have to say about it. Page: Maybe we'll find out later tonight. Let's get back to the ring where the Heavyweight Title is on the line in a match made earlier tonight when Raven laid out the open challenge and Donovan Morgan accepted. Raven vs Donovan Morgan. Match Background: Raven and Donovan have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the FOFC Heavyweight title. Raven has been FOFC Heavyweight champion since 24 June 2006. The Match: Donovan is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Donovan Morgan powers out of a Raven headlock. Donovan Morgan gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Donovan. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Front legsweep slam aka The Stroke by Donovan Morgan. Cover, but there's no one to count for Donovan Morgan! Raven powers out of a headlock. Bodyslam by Raven. Raven hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Donovan Morgan reverses a hip toss. Massive backbreaker on Raven and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Raven reverses a waistlock. Raven scores with a forearm, sending Donovan down into the corner. The referee pulls Raven away to get the break. Wait! Donovan has pulled something out of his tights. Raven walks over...and gets floored by a punch! No, the referee saw the brass knuckles! We have DQ decision! I don't think the fight has finished. Raven and Donovan have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view. *Winner: Raven by DQ. Raven remains the FOFC Heavyweight Champion.* Overall Rating: 85 Crowd Reaction: 92 Match Quality:71 Page: What a cheap shot by Morgan. Good thing for Raven the ref saw it. Heenan: Do what you have to to win. Too bad he got caught. Page: We head back to the ring where the Hardcore Title is on the line. Smokin' Warlord has answered Darkiller's challenge. Smokin' Warlord vs Darkiller. Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Smokin' Warlord has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 24 June 2006. The Match: Darkiller slams Smokin' Warlord. Frying pan shot by Darkiller. There's a two count on the pin. Smokin' reverses a waistlock. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Hooks the leg for a two count. Smokin' crushes Darkiller with a huge legdrop. Smokin' throws a ladder onto Darkiller. Covers for a quick two count. Darkiller reverses a waistlock. Spear by Darkiller. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Smokin' counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Darkiller misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Tor-NADO DDT from Smokin' Warlord, Darkiller got planted! Cover, but there's no one to count for Smokin' Warlord! Lightning kick by Smokin' on Darkiller. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Darkiller elbows Smokin' Warlord in the face to break a hammerlock. Erik Flamebeard is at ringside! Smokin' wastes valuable time by yelling at Flamebeard! Darkiller takes advantage of the distraction and nails Smokin' from behind! Smokin' Warlord can barely stand. Here it comes - Old School Expulsion. 1....2...3, it's finished. Darkiller and Flamebeard put the boots to Smokin' Warlord, stomping away on him. They leave him laying on the canvas. After a few minutes, Smokin' gets up off the mat and starts to head to the back. Out comes Coffee Warlord to help him to the back. *Winner: Darkiller is the new FOFC Hardcore Champion.* Overall Rating: 72 Crowd Reaction: 75 Match Quality: 67 Page: Flamebeard got involved again. Heenan: He never touched him. Page: But he distracted him. Heenan: What took Coffee so long to come out to help his cousin? Page: I've been told that something was happening backstage when Smokin's match was going on. Let's go to the tape. Coffee Warlord is shown backstage watching Smokin's match on a monitor. As the match finishes and Smokin' is being attacked he starts to the ring. However, Jerry Straus stops him. Straus: I wonder if I could have a few words. Coffee: I need to get to the ring. Straus: This will only take a minute. With you finally beating Darkiller for the last time, who is next in line for a Lightweight Title shot. With the mention of the Title, Coffee stops his advance to the ring and turns to Straus. Coffee: This title will stay around my waist as long as I want it. As for who's next. It doesn't matter. I can beat anyone in the FOFC. So just bring it. Now get out of my way. Rating: 58 Page: Straus picked the wrong time to interview Coffee. Flamebeard probably had something to do with it. Heenan (Laughing): That was great. Page: Well, that's all for this week. Tune in Friday as we are told that Co-commissioner Gold will have something to say about Technically Superior's interference in the Tag Team Title match. Also in Piper's Pit, Legal Narcotics will be his guest. Overall rating for the show 67%. We had .48 television rating 618 attendance $18,540 ticket sales. __________________ GM of the Milwaukee Muscle Men of the ZFL. The 1st team in ZFL history to have a perfect losing season. I am on a quest to show that the Dolphins can win the Super Bowl. Or should I say Front Office Bowl, with FOF2K7. The revival of an old favorite, FOFC Wrestling Dynasty

03-04-2007, 11:02 PM	#253
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Two belts is not enough for Legal Narcotics. The tag team belts shall be OURS. However, the one, the only, The Coffee Warlord has this to say. I win I win I win! HA!

03-07-2007, 11:47 AM	#257
DolphinFan1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Connecticut	Good news Marmel fans. I just got the word that he is out of rehab so I will be soon writing him back in the storylines. __________________ GM of the Milwaukee Muscle Men of the ZFL. The 1st team in ZFL history to have a perfect losing season. I am on a quest to show that the Dolphins can win the Super Bowl. Or should I say Front Office Bowl, with FOF2K7. The revival of an old favorite, FOFC Wrestling Dynasty

03-07-2007, 02:55 PM	#258
larrymcg421 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Georgia	The Tag Team title shall be ours! __________________ Top 10 Songs of the Year 1955-Present (1976 Added) Franchise Portfolio Draft Winner Fictional Character Draft Winner Television Family Draft Winner Build Your Own Hollywood Studio Draft Winner

03-08-2007, 09:10 AM	#259
DolphinFan1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Connecticut	PREVIEW FOR FRIDAY NIGHT FURY Matches signed: TV Title Rematch: Illinifan (c) vs. Attatange Hardcore Title: Darkiller (c) vs. Bertogarce 4 corners match for a TV Title shot next Tuesday: JeeberD vs. Shorty vs. Swaggs vs Tucker. Also in Piper's Pit: Legal Narcotics Plus: On Tuesday Tough Love, a new tag team, Technically Superior, came out and interrupted the tag team title match. Co-Commissioner Gold has something to say to the new team. Tune in for this and much more. __________________ GM of the Milwaukee Muscle Men of the ZFL. The 1st team in ZFL history to have a perfect losing season. I am on a quest to show that the Dolphins can win the Super Bowl. Or should I say Front Office Bowl, with FOF2K7. The revival of an old favorite, FOFC Wrestling Dynasty

03-08-2007, 10:21 AM	#261
DolphinFan1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Connecticut	FRIDAY NIGHT FURY June 30, 2006 Chris English: Welcome everyone to Friday Night Fury. I'm Chris English. Jerry Straus: And I'm Jerry Straus. English: What a great show we have lined up for you. Illinifan and Atatange will go at it again for the TV Title. Legal Narcotics will be in Piper's Pit. And our main event will be a 4 corners match with the winner getting a TV Title shot on Tuesday. Straus: Don't forget, Darkiller defends his Hardcore title against one half of the Badasses, Bertogarce. They are interrupted by the music of the Co-commissioner, Gold. He comes out to a huge pop from the fans. Gold enters the ring and has a mic. Gold: I'd like to thank everyone for coming tonight. But I have some business to take care of. On Tuesday Tough Love, we saw a good tag team title match interrupted by a new team calling themselves, Technically Superior. Well, since you're new here, I'm going to cut you a break. I'm not going to suspend you. So come out and I will let you know what I am going to do. The music of Technically Superior plays and Larrymcg and WVU FAN come to the ring with major heat from the crowd. They get in Gold's face. Gold: Let's get one thing straight. You don't interrupt people's matches and demand title shots around here. You earn them. I don't know who you think you are, but if you want a job in this company you are going to have to play by the rules. So, you want the tag team champs. Here's my answer......NO! Larry and WVU FAN move closer to Gold. Gold: Not yet. As I said, you have to earn your title shots. Now Primelord and Shorty earned their title shot even though I don't like them. So they will get another shot next Tuesday, and if you two interfere I will suspend you. Now as for you. I will give you a chance to work your way up the ladder. So right here tonight you will start your quest to becoming the Tag Team Champions by facing Quicksand and Sachmo. Good luck. Gold starts to leave and as he turns his back, Larry and WVU FAN attack him from behind laying him down on the canvas to the boos of the crowd. Technically Superior leave and just smile at the crowd. Rating : 62 English: Now what did they go and do that for? Straus: I guess they didn't like Gold's answer. English: They'd better be careful, Primelord and Shorty almost got suspended for attacking Gold. Straus: We are set for our first match of the evening. It will be a tag team match between Double K and NevStar and the Afoci. English: Both of these teams need a win to get back into the tag team title picture. Double K vs NevStar and The Afoci. Match Background: None. The Match: Katon hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Implant DDT by Katon! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Covers for a quick two count. NevStar reverses a hip toss. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Flying reverse elbow by NevStar. NevStar tags out to The Afoci. Katon walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one of those though? Afoci charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Tag between Katon and Kodos. Kodos connects with a back heel kick on Afoci and gets back up quickly. Kodos hits a dropkick on The Afoci and gets right back up. Hooks the leg for a two count. SUPER frankensteiner on Afoci, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Tag between Kodos and Katon. Tiger suplex on Afoci. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! The Afoci pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Katon takes a flying neckbreaker from The Afoci. Tag between The Afoci and NevStar. Flying elbow from NevStar connects. Katon holds NevStar in place. Kodos charges...but NevStar ducks, and Kodos ends up flooring Katon! NevStar floors Katon. Red Star Press!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Kodos and Katon remain in the ring. Katon does not look happy at losing. Kodos goes to leave, but gets pulled back in by Katon. Tensions seem to be rising between these two. My Opinion: Some blown spots really drag this match down a notch, so its **1\2 for you. Winners: NevStar and The Afoci Overall Rating: 80 Crowd Reaction: 72 Match Quality: 88 English: That was a surprisingly good match. Both teams looked good until Double K had some miscommunication issues. Straus: For once I agree with you. Double K haven't looked the same since Larry Zbysko got injured. English: If the NevStar and the Afoci can keep this up, a title shot might be in their future. Straus: We understand that Illinifan is backstage before his match with Atatange. Illinifan: Last week I defended my TV title against Atatange. He failed to beat me. So, Gold decides to book me in a rematch as it was a time limit draw. Well, it doesn't matter. Atatange isn't in my league. And a message to Revrew who is still home nursing his injury. Watch closely. Because when you come back, I'll be waiting for you. Illinifan heads to the ring. Rating: 80 Atatange vs Illinifan. Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Illinifan has been FOFC Television champion since 16 June 2006. The Match: Illinifan kicks the leg, knocks Atatange down, and goes to work on it. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Illinifan crushes Atatange with a running senton. Tor-NADO DDT from Illinifan, Atatange got planted! Atatange hooks up a suplex, but it is blocked. Illinifan scores with a low blow, then turns it into a small package! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Atatange got screwed out of the victory! The fight has started up again! Atatange attacks Illinifan, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. Winner: Illinifan is still the TV Champ. Overall Rating: 61 Crowd Reaction: 49 Match Quality: 73 English: Illinifan cheated to win again. Straus: Hey, he gets the job done. If I was Revrew, I would stay home as long as possible. English: Up next is a Hardcore Title match. One half of the tag team champs, Bertogarce will face Darkiller. Darkiller vs Bertogarce. Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Darkiller has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 27 June 2006. The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Darkiller ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Darkiller throws Bertogarce into a shopping trolley. Darkiller slams Bertogarce. There's a two count on the pin. Bertogarce charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. There's a two count on the pin. Bertogarce is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Bertogarce kicks the leg, knocks Darkiller down, and goes to work on it. Covers for a quick two count. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Darkiller is down! Darkiller powers out of a Bertogarce headlock. High Angle DDT by Darkiller just SPIKES Bertogarce down! Bertogarce charges, Darkiller moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Bertogarce floors Darkiller, then signals for the Rollover Double Underhook. Meanwhile, Darkiller has something in his hands. Bertogarce comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. Winner: Darkiller is still the Hardcore Champ. Overall Rating: 69 Crowd Reaction: 63 Match Quality: 76 Winner: Darkiller is still the Hardcore Champ. Overall Rating: 69 Crowd Reaction: 63 Match Quality: 76 The bagpipes start to play and out comes Roddy Piper. The crowd is mixed. He gets in the ring. Piper: Welcome, thanks for having me here tonight. The pleasure is all yours. This prompts the crowd to boo. Piper: Tonight as my special guest, please welcome, Smokin' and Coffee Warlord, Legal Narcotics. The music of Legal Narcotics plays and the crowd erupts. Coffee and Smokin' come through the apron and head down the ramp to the ring and shake some hands along the way. They get in the ring, but stay at arms length away from Piper. Piper: Welcome gentlemen. I'd like to start off by asking you about last Saturday's tag team match against the Badasses. There seemed to be a little...shall we say miscommunication between... Smokin' cuts him off. Smokin': Just a minute, Hot Rod. With all due respect, we have already covered that. What happened that night was an accident. The Badasses capitalized and were the better team that night. So leave it alone. Piper takes a step back. Piper: Easy there. Ok. On to another topic. This past Tuesday you had a Hardcore Title defense Darkiller, which you lost. After the match you were attacked by Darkiller and Eric Flamebeard. They left you laying down on the canvas. My question to you is, where was Coffee? Smokin' : Now listen here... Piper cuts him off. Piper: No! You listen. I'll answer that for you. Coffee was backstage doing an interview about his title. I guess that shows where his loyalties are. Coffee steps in front of Smokin'. Coffee: Smokin', we've already talked about this. If he doesn't have anything new to talk about let's get out of here. We have more important things to do. Like get back into the tag team title picture. Smokin' looks at Coffee and then at Piper. Then he nods his head. Smokin': You're right. Piper, you always were one to stir up trouble. As he is speaking, Coffee starts to exit the ring. As Smokin' turns to leave, Piper takes the microphone and blasts Smokin' over the head with it knocking him out cold. Coffee turns and sees Smokin' down on the mat and comes back into the ring and Piper runs out. English: What was that about? Straus: I have no idea. Coffee is still in the ring attending to Smokin' and grabs the mic. Coffee: Hey, Hot Rod. You coward. This stops Piper dead in his tracks halfway up the ramp. He turns around but stays just out of the ring. Coffee: Why don't you find a partner for Tuesday Tough Love and Smokin' and I will kick your ass. If you can find a partner. Piper goes over to the announce table and grabs a mic. Piper: You want a fight. Well, I have never backed down from a fight. You're on. As for my partner, you'll find out Tuesday. Piper turns and heads to the back as Coffee is helping Smokin' to his feet as he is coming around. Rating: 78 English: Wow. What a match for Tuesday Tough Love. Piper back in the ring. Straus: I agree, Tuesday is shaping up to be a big night. A tag team title rematch between the Badasses and Primelord and Shorty. And now Legal Narcotics will face Roddy Piper and a mystery partner. English: Up next we have a match that co-commissioner Gold made earlier in the night. We will see the new team of Technically Superior against Quicksand and Sachmo. Technically Superior vs Quicksand and Sachmo. Match Background: Larry and WVU FAN are teaming up as Technically Superior for the first time tonight. The Match: Sachmo uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! WVU FAN backdrops Sachmo out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of WVU FAN. Hard back suplex on Sachmo. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. WVU FAN tags out to Larrymcg. Sachmo takes a hard, stinging chop from Larry. One word: Ow. Sachmo walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Sachmo kicks Larrymcg in the gut to reverse the momentum. Sachmo uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Tag between Sachmo and Quicksand. Standing leg lariat by Quicksand on Larry. Hard back suplex on Larry. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Larry pushes out of a Quicksand hold. Larry hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Larry tags out to WVU FAN. Vicious kick to the teeth from WVU FAN. Pin, but Quicksand is out just before the three count. Spin kick by WVU FAN to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Quicksand scores with a forearm, sending WVU FAN down into the corner. The referee pulls Quicksand away to get the break. Wait! WVU FAN has pulled something out of his tights. Quicksand walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles! Technically Superior rush forward to attack! Quicksand \ Sachmo get caught by surprise and brutally beaten down to the canvas. Winners: Technically Superior Overall Rating: 62 Crowd Reaction: 58 Match Quality: 67 English: Now they won the match, why did they have to attack Quicksand and Sachmo after it was over? Straus: To send a message to the guys in the back. This team means business. English: Yeah but... English is interrupted by the music of Noop. As he comes down the ramp to the ring, the crowd is cheering. He gets in the ring and has a mic. Noop: I've had enough of this! Chief Rum, I know you are scared of me. Well, I'm not scared of you. Come on out and we can settle this right now. Noop is waiting in the ring but no one comes out. Noop: Fine, if you won't come out. I will go back there and find you. With that Noop throws down the mic and heads to the back. Rating: 61 English: Wow, Noop laying down the challenge. Straus: He is in over his head. English: Up next we have a Heavyweight Title match. Raven will be facing Slyk Wagner Brown. Raven vs Slyk Wagner Brown. Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Heavyweight title. Raven has been FOFC Heavyweight champion since 24 June 2006. The Match: Full nelson slam on Slyk. Slyk Wagner Brown is in trouble. Raven Effect DDT! 1....2....3. Donovan Morgan comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Donovan Morgan spins Raven around. Donovan Morgan hits the Golden Gate Spin! Raven has been left down on the canvas. Winner: Raven in a squash. Overall Rating: 71 Crowd Reaction: 69 Match Quality: 74 English: Total squash by Raven, but it looks like Donovan Morgan wasn't impressed. Straus: I don't think Morgan was too happy that Slyk Wagner Brown got the title shot tonight. The music of Erik Flamebeard hits and the crowd boos. Flamebeard comes to the ring. Flamebeard: Thank you for that warm welcome. Well, earlier tonight Gold made a match. So, it's my turn. Noop, earlier you were out here and demanded Chief Rum to come out. Well, he isn't here tonight. The crowd boos. English: We've heard that before. Flamebeard: But I'll tell you what I am going to do. On Tuesday Tough Love you will get your wish. You will be in the ring with Chief Rum. Also, the winner will get a Lightweight Title shot against Coffee Warlord next Friday. The crowd cheers this new information as Flamebeard turns to leave. But he stops. Flamebeard: Oh, I forgot one thing. It won't be just you and Chief Rum in that match. It will be a triangle match between you, Chief Rum and Tucker. Good luck. The crowd now boos the added stipulation as Flamebeard leaves the ring. Rating: 61 English: Noop doesn't have a chance. Straus: Hey, Noop shouldn't go around challenging people. But if he could pull off the upset, he would get a title shot next week. English: Yeah, like that's going to happen. Up next is our main event. It will be a 4 corners match with the winner getting a TV title shot on Tuesday. JeeberD vs Shorty vs Swaggs vs Tucker. Match Background: This will be a four corners bout. The Badasses and Primelord \ Shorty are currently feuding. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started. The Match: STIFF high kick on Jeeber by Shorty. Hard back suplex on Jeeber. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jeeber powers out of a headlock. Tag between JeeberD and Tucker. Second rope flying axe handle, Shorty goes down. One day, Tucker might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Tucker misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Tiger suplex on Shorty. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Tucker hits a dropkick on Shorty and gets right back up. Shorty blocks a punch. Tag to Swaggs. Swaggs crushes Tucker with a huge legdrop. Implant DDT by Swaggs! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Tucker pushes out of a Swaggs hold. Swaggs takes a flying neckbreaker from Tucker. Tiger suplex on Swaggs. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Tag between Tucker and Shorty. Flying elbow from Shorty connects. DDT from the top rope by Shorty. That looked KILLER. Tekneek comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Swaggs turns around. Tekneek spins Swaggs around. Tekneek hits the Super Kick! Tekneek leaves the ring, the damage done! ONE...TWO...THREE. Shorty defeats Swaggs. Winner: Shorty gets a TV Title match on Tuesday Tough Love Overall Rating: 67 Crowd Reaction: 60 Match Quality: 75 English: Swaggs had the match won until Tekneek got involved. Straus: Shorty just took advantage of an opportunity. English: Well, that's all the time we have for tonight. Tune in Tuesday as it should be a great show. Overall rating for the show: 68% TV Rating: .73 616 people attended $18,480 in ticket sales. __________________ GM of the Milwaukee Muscle Men of the ZFL. The 1st team in ZFL history to have a perfect losing season. I am on a quest to show that the Dolphins can win the Super Bowl. Or should I say Front Office Bowl, with FOF2K7. The revival of an old favorite, FOFC Wrestling Dynasty Last edited by DolphinFan1 : 03-08-2007 at 10:22 AM.*

03-09-2007, 12:22 PM	#262
DolphinFan1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Connecticut	PREVIEW FOR TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE Tag Team Title rematch: The Badasses (c) vs. Primelord/Shorty Tag Team Grudge Match: Legal Narcotics vs. Roddy Piper and a mystery partner Triangle Match, Winner gets a Lightweight Title shot: Noop vs. Chief Rum vs. Tucker TV Title Match: Illinifan (c) vs. Shorty Plus, Gold made the new team of Technically Superior face Quicksand and Sachmo on Friday Night Fury and Larrymcg and WVU FAN attacked Gold. Then they won their match. What will Gold have in store for the new tag team? Also, rumors are abound with the news that Marmel will be returning from rehab. Will this get Tucker to be more focused? Tune in Tuesday to find out. All this and more. __________________ GM of the Milwaukee Muscle Men of the ZFL. The 1st team in ZFL history to have a perfect losing season. I am on a quest to show that the Dolphins can win the Super Bowl. Or should I say Front Office Bowl, with FOF2K7. The revival of an old favorite, FOFC Wrestling Dynasty

03-13-2007, 11:08 AM	#263
revrew Team Chaplain Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Just outside Des Moines, IA	My goodness. I forgot all about this. I was just browsing through FOFC, saw this and thought, "Hey! Who's ripping off the ZFL name??" Then I started reading. Oh, yeah....:o BTW, am I even still alive in this dynasty? Or did I get killed by a chair to the noggin' somewhere? __________________ Winner of 6 FOFC Scribe Awards, including 3 Gold Scribes Founder of the ZFL, 2004 Golden Scribe Dynasty of the Year Now bringing The Des Moines Dragons back to life, and the joke's on YOU, NFL! I came to the Crossroad. I took it. And that has made all the difference.

03-13-2007, 12:39 PM	#265
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	No one. NO ONE. Messes with Legal Narcotics.

03-13-2007, 04:19 PM	#266
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord would also like to note that the coming title match will be won by His Javaness in 3 minutes, 37 seconds. No more, no less.

03-13-2007, 06:31 PM	#267
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	The Badasses continue to rule... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-13-2007, 06:34 PM	#268
WVUFAN College Starter Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Huntington, WV	Undefeated!!! WHOO!!!! __________________

03-18-2007, 11:44 PM	#271
DolphinFan1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Connecticut	Sorry for the slow updates. Got hooked on the new game Rising Star. I will have the Friday Night Fury Show posted tomorrow. __________________ GM of the Milwaukee Muscle Men of the ZFL. The 1st team in ZFL history to have a perfect losing season. I am on a quest to show that the Dolphins can win the Super Bowl. Or should I say Front Office Bowl, with FOF2K7. The revival of an old favorite, FOFC Wrestling Dynasty

03-19-2007, 10:09 PM	#273
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	Hope you enjoyed the taste of metal Jeeber. __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal Last edited by kingfc22 : 03-19-2007 at 10:09 PM.

03-19-2007, 10:13 PM	#274
DolphinFan1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Connecticut	PREVIEW FOR TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE For July 11, 2006 Tag Team Grudge Match: NevStar/The Afoci vs. Triple K (Which two of Katon, Kodos, Kingfc no one knows. Handicap Match: Marmel vs. Tucker/Atatange Handicap Tag Team Match: Legal Narcotics vs. Technically Superior/Darkiller Plus Atatange was seen going into Sachmo's locker room on Friday. On SkyDog's The Truth, he will have Sachmo and he will ask the question of what Atatange was doing. Plus more matches to be added. Stay tuned for Tuesday Tough Love later this week. __________________ GM of the Milwaukee Muscle Men of the ZFL. The 1st team in ZFL history to have a perfect losing season. I am on a quest to show that the Dolphins can win the Super Bowl. Or should I say Front Office Bowl, with FOF2K7. The revival of an old favorite, FOFC Wrestling Dynasty

03-19-2007, 10:20 PM	#275
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Technically Superior? Please. Neither word fits. I'd say Technically Inferior, but there's no Technically about it. No one, I repeat, no one, will ever truly defeat Legal Narcotics. The One, the Only, the Coffee Warlord is the one true champion. Flamebeard may as well have a new belt made with my face on it, and call it the Coffee Warlord Title. Oh, those tag team belts? Ours too.

03-22-2007, 10:56 AM	#276
DolphinFan1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Connecticut	TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE July 11, 2006 The pyro goes off and we go to our announce team of Diamond Dallas Page and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. Page: Welcome everyone to another night of Tuesday Tough Love. We have a big night ahead with less than 3 weeks away from our July Large Event, July Mayhem. Friday Flamebeard booked two handicap matches for tonight. Marmel will be going against Tucker and Atatange. Also, Legal Narcotics will battle Technically Superior and Darkiller. Heenan: And don't forget, NevStar and The Afoci face Triple K. Which two members of Triple K, we don't know. Page: Let's get to the ring as our first match is about to begin. Michael Modest is facing Donovan Morgan in a number one contenders match for the Heavyweight Title at July Mayhem. *Michael Modest vs Donovan Morgan.* Match Background: Modest knows Donovan very well as they both work for NOAH in Japan. This is a number one contender's match. The Match: Spear by Donovan Morgan. Donovan Morgan plants Modest with an EXPLODAH~! suplex. Spear! Modest is down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Big dropkick by Donovan Morgan, who got a ton of air on the move. Covers for a quick two count. Michael Modest fights out of a grapple. Running knee lift from Michael Modest. BRAINBUSTAH~! by Michael Modest! Donovan Morgan avoids a Michael Modest avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Nice piledriver on Modest. Michael Modest is in trouble. Golden Gate Spin!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Donovan Morgan slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Modest turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas. Winner: Donovan Morgan gets a Heavyweight Title shot at July Mayhem. Overall Rating: 82% Crowd Reaction: 77% Match Quality: 88% The music of the Co-Commissioner plays and out comes Gold to a huge pop from the crowd. Gold: Last week, Noop had a Lightweight Title shot match that he earned interrupted by Chief Rum. Well, right here next week he will get another chance and this time there will be no interference in the match. If anyone interferes during the match, they will be suspended without pay for 3 months. So, Chief Rum, I would suggest you stay home next week as you will not be needed. Oh, one more thing, just in case someone does want to interfere and risk suspension, there will be a special guest referee. And that referee will be, a close friend to both Coffee and Noop, Smokin' Warlord. With that Gold leaves the ring. Rating: 63% Page: What a match for next Tuesday. Heenan: Do you think Smokin' will help his cousin win the match? Page: What! I think he will call it right down the middle. Gold put him in there just in case someone does come down during the match. Up next is a tag team grudge match made last Friday. Triple K will be facing NevStar and The Afoci. *NevStar and The Afoci vs Triple K* Match Background: NevStar \ Afoci and Double K are currently feuding. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started. NevStar and The Afoci come out first. Followed by Triple K. All three members get in the ring and the referee tells one of them to leave the ring. Katon exits and it will be Kodos and Kingfc (making his debut in the ring) tonight. The Match: NevStar hits a dropkick on Kingfc and gets right back up. Lightning kick by NevStar on Kingfc. There's a two count on the pin. NevStar tags out to The Afoci. Afoci \ NevStar whip Kingfc into the corner. The Afoci whips NevStar in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hard back suplex on Kingfc. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Hooks the leg for a two count. The Afoci kicks the leg, knocks Kingfc down, and goes to work on it. Kingfc fights out of a grapple. Kingfc blasts Afoci with a superkick. Tag between Kingfc and Kodos. Kodos uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Afoci takes a NICE hurrancarana from Kodos. The Afoci avoids a Kodos avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Tag between The Afoci and NevStar. Super kick by NevStar. Springboard dropkick from NevStar. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! NevStar strikes Kodos. Kodos kicks NevStar in the gut to reverse the momentum. SUPER frankensteiner on NevStar, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Katon comes into the ring with a chair! While the referee is busy with Kingfc in the corner. Kodos goes to irish whip NevStar into the ropes. Katon hits NevStar with a chair to the back! Katon leaves the ring the damage done. NevStar gets knocked to the ground by Kodos, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Picture Perfect Elbow!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Katon comes back in the ring. He signals for the Flying Press! Their music hits, and out come The Badasses to make the save! They march down aisle, which causes Katon to swiftly exit the ring and leave through the crowd! The Badasses stopped Katon from continuing his assault. Winners: Kodos and Kingfc (Triple K). Overall Rating: 74% Crowd Reaction: 64% Match Quality: 85% The Badasses are still in the ring and have a mic. JeeberD: Triple K, you're really big men attacking us last week after the match. But how about we face all three of you next week in the ring? Triple K stop their exit through the crowd and come back to the ramp area and get a mic. Kingfc: Hey Badasses, you want us in a handicap match? Your are dumber than I thought. However, if we win we get a Tag Team Title match at July Mayhem. Bertogarce: You're on. We will show you BOYS, why we are called the Badasses. Rating: 53% Page: Well, another match added for next Tuesday. Heenan: Not smart by the Badasses. Asking for a handicap match then if they lose they will probably lose the tag titles at July Mayhem. Page: I think JeeberD and Bertogarce know what they are doing. They want all three members in the ring so they know where they are. Up next is a tag team match. Both these teams are trying to get back in the tag team title picture. *Quicksand and Swaggs vs Primelord and Shorty.* Match Background: None. The Match: Implant DDT by Swaggs! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Flying reverse elbow by Swaggs. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Swaggs and Quicksand. Quicksand \ Swaggs whip Primelord into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Implant DDT by Quicksand! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Covers for a quick two count. Quicksand strikes Primelord. Primelord reverses a waistlock. DDT from the top rope by Primelord. That looked KILLER. Tag between Primelord and Shorty. Shorty hits a rolling kick on Quicksand. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Flying reverse elbow by Shorty. Shorty goes for a splash but Quicksand puts the knees up. Quicksand tags out to Swaggs. Shorty takes a NICE hurrancarana from Swaggs. Tiger suplex on Shorty. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Swaggs just WAFFLES Shorty with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Shorty reverses a Swaggs hammerlock. Swaggs takes a NICE hurrancarana from Shorty. Tekneek comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Swaggs turns around. Tekneek spins Swaggs around. Tekneek hits the Super Kick! Tekneek leaves the ring, the damage done! ONE...TWO...THREE. Shorty defeats Swaggs. Quicksand \ Swaggs are beaten down three-on-two by the combined forces of Primelord, Shorty and Tekneek. Winners: Primelord and Shorty with help from Tekneek. Overall Rating: 75% Crowd Reaction: 70% Match Quality: 82% The music of SkyDog hits and we are set for another edition of The Truth. SkyDog: Welcome everyone for another edition of The Truth. This week my guest is a man who has not been seen in the ring much of late. Please welcome, Sachmo. The mixed reaction from the crowd says they are not sure what side he is on. Sachmo comes out and into the ring. SkyDog: Welcome Sachmo. Well, I really have only one question for you. Last Friday everyone saw Atatange enter your locker room. What everyone wants to know is what was he doing? Before he can answer, Marmel comes out from the back. The crowd erupts. Marmel: SkyDog, I am sorry for interrupting. But I have to talk to Sachmo. I don't know what Atatange was doing last week. But I do know this. If you join Flamebeard's Followers, your career as a separate entity will be over. I've been there. You will be doing everything for Flamebeard and nothing to benefit you. Yes, you may eventually get a title or two. But if it doesn't help the Followers, you will not get a title shot. So keep that in mind. Sachmo: First of all, it's nobody's business what Atatange was doing. For all you know, he could have been telling me about a stock tip or something. As for Flamebeard, I know what he is. Don't worry about that. So, if everyone would stop worrying about me, I can get back to wrestling and winning titles. I have to go. Rating: 62% Page: Well, that didn't answer any questions. Heenan: Sure he did. He said it was nobody's business. Page: It's time for our next match. Marmel is already in the ring for his handicap match versus Atatange and Tucker. *Marmel vs Atatange and Tucker.* Match Background: This will be a 2 on 1 handicap bout. Marmel and Tucker have been feuding recently. So far, Marmel hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Tucker since the feud started. The Match: Tucker walks into a high dropkick from Marmel, almost losing several teeth in the process. Atatange takes a flying neckbreaker from Marmel. SUPER frankensteiner on Atatange, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. There's a two count on the pin. Tucker takes a flying neckbreaker from Marmel. Tucker elbows Marmel in the face to break a hammerlock. Tucker \ Atatange whip Marmel into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Atatange hits an arm drag on Marmel, followed by about 3 BILLION more. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Marmel is down! Atatange \ Tucker whip Marmel into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from Tucker and Marmel is out! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Marmel kicks the leg, knocks Tucker down, and goes to work on it. Marmel gets hip tossed by Atatange, allowing Atatange to take a moment and play to the crowd. Atatange \ Tucker whip Marmel into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Marmel walks into a high dropkick from Tucker, almost losing several teeth in the process. Marmel reverses a Tucker hammerlock. Marmel kicks Atatange in the gut to reverse the momentum. Springboard dropkick from Marmel. Nicely done. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Atatange hits a crappy missile dropkick on Marmel. Tucker \ Atatange whip Marmel into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Tucker floors Marmel...and climbs the turnbuckles. Tumbleweed Legdrop!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Atatange and Tucker attack Marmel after the match and leave him down on the mat. Winner: Atatange and Tucker. Overall Rating: 63% Crowd Reaction: 51% Match Quality: 75% The music of Noop hits and he comes to the ring to a pop from the crowd. Noop: First of all, I want to thank Gold for granting me a rematch for the Lightweight Title and assigning a guest referee to keep order. As for it being Smokin' I have no doubt he will call it right down the middle. I've known Legal Narcotics a long time and consider them friends. Now on to Chief Rum. You interfered in my match last week, but you won't be able to next week. but let's end this at July Mayhem. You and me for the last time, and let's make it a ladder match. The music of Chief Rum hits and he comes out to the disdain of the crowd. He comes to the ring and stays just outside. Chief Rum: Listen you little punk. If I want to come down and beat you to a bloody pulp next week, I will. I don't care what Gold says. Now as for Mayhem, Ladder Match, you're on. But let's not wait for Mayhem, I will beat you right now. Chief Rum runs in the ring. They brawl all the way back into the aisle, and eventually out of sight backstage. Rating: 69% Page: Another match for Mayhem. Heenan: Noop doesn't stand a chance in either match. Page: We shall see. Up next is a Television Title match. Earlier, Illinifan was backstage and issued an open challenge and one half of the Badasses, Bertogarce accepted. *Illinifan vs Bertogarce.* Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Illinifan has been FOFC Television champion since 16 June 2006. The Match: Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Bertogarce goes down. Illinifan hits a rolling kick on Bertogarce. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Lightning kick by Illinifan on Bertogarce. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Bertogarce! Shorty comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Bertogarce turns around. Shorty puts Bertogarce in the corner. Shorty sets up, and hits a Super Frankensteiner! Shorty leaves the ring, the damage done! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Illinifan pins Bertogarce. Illinifan \ Shorty are beating down on Bertogarce! The music of JeeberD hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Illinifan and Shorty bail out of the ring, leaving Bertogarce down in the ring. JeeberD may have saved Bertogarce from a brutal beating. Winner: Illinifan is still the TV Champion Overall Rating: 80% Crowd Reaction: 66% Match Quality: 94% Page: Shorty keeps sticking his nose in the Badasses business. He'd better watch out. Heenan: He must have offended them somehow. Page: Sure. Up next is our main event. The tag team handicap match. *Legal Narcotics vs Darkiller, Larrymcg, and WVU FAN.* Match Background: This will be a 3 on 2 handicap bout. Legal Narcotics and Technically Superior have been feuding recently. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started. Coffee Warlord is the reigning FOFC Lightweight champion, and has been since 20 May 2006. Darkiller is the reigning FOFC Hardcore champion, and has been since 27 June 2006. The Match: Smokin' Warlord charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Smokin' Warlord by Darkiller. Remember when that was a legit finish? Smokin' counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Diamond Dust from Smokin' Warlord and Darkiller is out! Darkiller tags out to WVU FAN. Standing leg lariat by Smokin' Warlord on WVU FAN. Super kick by Smokin' Warlord. There's a two count on the pin. WVU FAN once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Tag between WVU FAN and Larrymcg. Technically Superior whip Smokin' into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Larry snapmares Smokin' Warlord and goes for the DREADED chinlock. Larry hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Hooks the leg for a two count. Larrymcg hits a shitty missile dropkick on Smokin'. Pin, but Smokin' is out just before the three count. Slingshot clothesline by Larry, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Tag to WVU FAN. Technically Superior whip Smokin' into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Covers for a quick two count. STIFF high kick on Smokin' by WVU FAN. Smokin' Warlord powers out of a WVU FAN headlock. Flying reverse elbow by Smokin' Warlord. Tag between Smokin' Warlord and Coffee Warlord. Legal Narcotics whip WVU FAN into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Nice piledriver on WVU FAN. Covers for a quick two count. WVU FAN tags out to Darkiller. STIFF~! chop lights up Darkiller who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Spinebuster by Coffee Warlord. Pin, but Darkiller is out just before the three count. Darkiller flips out of a Coffee Warlord bodyslam attempt. Tag between Darkiller and Larrymcg. Darkiller \ Larry whip Coffee into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Coffee walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Larrymcg and WVU FAN. WVU FAN crushes Coffee with a huge legdrop. Tiger suplex on Coffee. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Coffee Warlord powers out of a WVU FAN headlock. Spear! WVU FAN is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Coffee charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Lightning kick by WVU FAN on Coffee. WVU FAN moves in for the kill. Revolting Twist!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Winners: Technically Superior and Darkiller. Overall Rating: 63% Crowd Reaction: 57% Match Quality: 70% Heenan: WVU FAN pinned the Lightweight Champion. He should get a shot at the title. Page: It was a handicap match Heenan. Heenan: Doesn't matter. Page: Whatever. That's all the time we have for tonight. Tune in next Tuesday. Overall Rating on the show: 66% .48 TV Rating on the show 613 people attended. $18,390 from ticket sales FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Raven FOFC Hardcore Champion: Darkiller FOFC TV Champion: Illinifan FOFC Tag Team Champions: The Badasses __________________ GM of the Milwaukee Muscle Men of the ZFL. The 1st team in ZFL history to have a perfect losing season. I am on a quest to show that the Dolphins can win the Super Bowl. Or should I say Front Office Bowl, with FOF2K7. The revival of an old favorite, FOFC Wrestling Dynasty

03-24-2007, 12:28 PM	#277
DolphinFan1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Connecticut	Preview for Tuesday Tough Love July 18, 2006 With only two shows left before FOFC Wrestling's next large event, July Mayhem on July 29, we already know of two matches signed. Noop and Chief Rum will battle in a Ladder Match to end their feud. Also signed is Donovan Morgan and Raven for the Heavyweight Title. But we still have a lot of good matches for this Tuesday. Already signed are: FOFC Lightweight Title Rematch: Coffee Warlord (c) vs. Noop (Special Guest Referee: Smokin' Warlord) FOFC Hardcore Title: Darkiller (c) vs. Tekneek Tag Team match (Non Title): The Badasses vs. All three members of Triple K. Also, last week on Tuesday Tough Love, WVU FAN of Technically Superior, pinned the Lightweight Champ, Coffee Warlord in a handicap match. In SkyDog's The Truth, he will have WVU FAN as his guest. The current Television Champion, Illinifan has been mowing down every opponent he has faced in defense of his title. Who will be the next challenger to his title? Find out this Tuesday. __________________ GM of the Milwaukee Muscle Men of the ZFL. The 1st team in ZFL history to have a perfect losing season. I am on a quest to show that the Dolphins can win the Super Bowl. Or should I say Front Office Bowl, with FOF2K7. The revival of an old favorite, FOFC Wrestling Dynasty

03-24-2007, 12:51 PM	#278
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord grows weary of cowards who cannot defeat His Coffeeness without help. The next time The Champion is attacked by cowardly scum, he will be smashing that person with a steel chair, and then dropping that person through a table. Then a pot of piping hot coffee will be poured over the remains. Thus sayeth your champion.

03-26-2007, 11:55 PM	#280
DolphinFan1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Connecticut	TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE JULY 18, 2006 The pyro goes off and we start by going to our announce team. Diamond Dallas Page: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Tough Love. We are less than two weeks away from July Mayhem and already some great matches are signed. We will go over the card as we know it a little bit later. But we are set to go right to the ring as Darkiller is set to defend his Hardcore Title against Tekneek. *Darkiller vs Tekneek.* Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Darkiller has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 27 June 2006. The Match: Flying cookie sheet shot by Tekneek, blasting Darkiller in the face with it. Tekneek hits a shitty missile dropkick on Darkiller. Covers for a quick two count. Darkiller reverses a waistlock. Tekneek takes a headbutt from Darkiller. Vertical suplex by Darkiller. Covers for a quick two count. Darkiller hits Tekneek with a plastic dinosaur! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Tekneek charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Tekneek fights out of a grapple. Back heel kick from Tekneek on Darkiller but it misses by miles. Hooks the leg for a two count. Slingshot clothesline by Tekneek, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Tekneek hits an arm drag on Darkiller, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Tekneek hits a dropkick off the table. Darkiller kicks Tekneek in the gut to reverse the momentum. Darkiller with a spinning neckbreaker on Tekneek. Powerbomb on Tekneek. Swaggs comes running down the aisle with a chair! Darkiller whips Tekneek into the ropes. Swaggs jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Swaggs, Tekneek, and the chair! Tekneek staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Swaggs remains in the ring. Tekneek pushes the referee away. Tekneek spins Swaggs around. Tekneek hits the Super Kick! Winner: Darkiller is still the Hardcore Champion. Overall Rating: 50% Crowd Reaction: 35% Match Quality: 66% Page: Darkiller had help to keep his title again. Bobby "The Brain" Heenan: What are you talking about? It was a hardcore bout. No DQ. Page: Thanks, Captain Obvious. Heenan: You're welcome Humonoid. Page: We are going right back to the ring as Barry Windham and Erik Watts are set to square off as both are trying to get back into the Heavyweight Title picture. *Barry Windham vs Erik Watts.* Match Background: None. The Match: Uninspired brawling from Barry Windham. Erik Watts takes a right hand to the temple from Windham. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Running clothesline from Barry Windham was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Watts gets splashed in the corner. Watts backdrops Barry Windham out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Erik Watts. Barry Windham takes a right hand to the temple from Watts. Watts hits a piledriver on Barry Windham. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Covers for a quick two count. Windham pushes out of a Erik Watts hold. Powerslam from Barry Windham on Watts. Covers for a quick two count. Flapjack from Windham on Watts. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Windham charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Erik Watts hits a right hand on Barry Windham and follows it up with a couple more. Windham powers out of a headlock. Windham slams Erik Watts down. Watts is sure in trouble now. The two competitors end up in the corner, grappling. The referee tries to break them up, but Windham pushes him away. The ref tries again, and this time Watts is the one to shove the referee away...and that prompts a double DQ decision from the referee! The fight has started up again! Barry Windham attacks Watts, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. Winner: Double DQ. Overall Rating: 71% Crowd Reaction: 73% Match Quality: 68% The music of Raven hits and he comes to the ring to a huge pop from the crowd. Raven: Donovan Morgan, congratulations on your win last week. So you get to face me at July Mayhem for MY Heavyweight Title. Let me tell you something.... Before he can finish, Donovan Morgan comes out from the crowd. He grabs a chair from ringside as he hits the ring. Raven turns, and gets floored by a brutal chair shot. Raven can barely stand. Here it comes - Golden Gate Spin. Donovan Morgan raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Raven, causing him to roll around in agony. The chair gets put around the head of Raven, who then gets driven face-first into the mat, crushing his wind pipe against the steel. Paramedics come running out to help Raven as Donovan Morgan exits via the crowd. Rating: 87% Page: What a cheap shot from Donovan Morgan! Heenan: Looks like Raven won't be 100% for his title defense at Mayhem. We will have a new Heavyweight Champion. Page: As soon as we have an update of Raven's condition, we will let you know. Up next is a handicap match that The Badasses have demanded when Triple K have interfered in their matches. Heenan: The Badasses don't have a chance. Page: We shall see. Let's get to the ring. *The Badasses vs Triple K.* Match Background: This will be a 3 on 2 handicap bout. The Badasses are the reigning FOFC Tag Team champions, and have been since 24 June 2006. The Match: Jeeber takes a flying neckbreaker from Katon. Hard back suplex on Jeeber. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Jeeber backdrops Katon out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of JeeberD. Power drive elbow by JeeberD. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Katon tags out to Kingfc. Spinning back kick from JeeberD. Super kick by JeeberD. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kingfc counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Tag to Kodos. Kodos scoops up Jeeber. Kingfc bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Standing leg lariat by Kodos on Jeeber. Kodos hits a rolling kick on Jeeber. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Lightning kick by Kodos on Jeeber. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! DDT from the top rope by Kodos. That looked KILLER. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Tag between Kodos and Kingfc. Kingfc \ Kodos whip Jeeber into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jeeber gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Kingfc! Jeeber backdrops Kingfc out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of JeeberD. Flying cross body off the top rope! Tag between JeeberD and Bertogarce. The Badasses whip Kingfc into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Super kick by Bertogarce. There's a two count on the pin. Kingfc tags out to Katon. STIFF high kick on Katon by Bertogarce. Flying cross body off the top rope! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Bertogarce misses a clothesline. Tag between Katon and Kodos. Double K whip Bertogarce into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Kodos hits a dropkick on Bertogarce and gets right back up. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Kodos and Kingfc. Kingfc hits a shitty missile dropkick on Bertogarce. TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of Bertogarce! Bertogarce powers out of a Kingfc headlock. Tiger suplex on Kingfc. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Kingfc reverses a hip toss. Massive back suplex! Bertogarce got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. Bertogarce slugs Kingfc, sending him down into the corner. While Bertogarce fires up the crowd, Kingfc is removing the turnbuckle pad! Bertogarce comes over...but Kingfc grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Bertogarce face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Kingfc rolls up the stunned Bertogarce, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from Kingfc. Winners: Triple K. Overall Rating: 67% Crowd Reaction: 55% Match Quality: 80% The Badasses are still in the ring when the music of Primelord and Shorty plays. They come out to a lot of heat from the crowd. Shorty: JeeberD and Bertogarce, we are sick and tired of being ignored. We understand that Triple K just beat you and get a Tag Team Title shot now. But we deserve to get one too. So are you going to be fighting champions or are you going to keep taking non title matches? Before The Badasses can answer, the music of NevStar and The Afoci play and out they come. The Afoci: Primelord and Shorty, who says you deserve at title shot? If anyone deserves a title shot we do. Primelord: You, who have you two beaten? NevStar: We can beat you two any time any place. The music of Erik Flamebeard plays and the crowd boos as he comes out. Flamebeard: Now listen up. None of you make the matches around here. But you all have given me an idea. Now, Triple K. just won their match and deserve a match for the titles. But how about at July Mayhem we make it a 4 team elimination match for the Tag Team Titles. The Badasses will defend against Triple K., Primelord and Shorty and NevStar and The Afoci. Also, right here next week we will have an 8 man Survivor match. On one side will be the Badasses and NevStar and The Afoci. On the other side will be Primelord and Shorty and Triple K. Have a nice day. Flamebeard leaves to the stunned expressions of The Badasses who are still in the ring and never had a chance to say a word. Rating: 60% Page: Wow, what a match for Mayhem. A four team elimination match for the tag titles. Heenan: That's great. Also what a match for next Tuesday. Page: Again, stating the obvious. Up next is a Television Title match. *Illinifan vs Quicksand.* Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Illinifan has been FOFC Television champion since 16 June 2006. The Match: Standing leg lariat by Illinifan on Quicksand. Illinifan misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Illinifan walks into a high dropkick from Quicksand, almost losing several teeth in the process. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. DDT from the top rope by Quicksand. That looked KILLER. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Illinifan blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Illinifan hits a rolling kick on Quicksand. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. Springboard dropkick from Illinifan. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Illinifan misses a clothesline. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Illinifan is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Illinifan counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Quicksand takes a nasty tumble from the top to the outside after a shove from Illinifan! The referee counts to ten, then calls for the bell. Quicksand gets counted out. Suddenly a man comes running from the crowd with a chair and into the ring! Illinifan turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Illinifan has been left down and bloodied. Winner: Illinifan is still the Television Champion. Overall Rating: 85% Crowd Reaction: 77% Match Quality: 93% Page: Quicksand put up a good fight, but who was that guy from the crowd? Heenan: For once I have no idea. Page: Maybe we can get a word from Illinifan sometime later to find out if he knows. The music of SkyDog hits and he comes out to a pop from the crowd and it's time for The Truth. SkyDog: Welcome everyone to another edition of The Truth. Tonight's guest has demanded to be on this show. He and his partner burst on the scene just a few weeks ago creating havoc. He is one half of Technically Superior, please welcome WVU FAN. The crowd boos their displeasure as WVU FAN comes out and into the ring. SkyDog: WVU FAN, you have asked for this time. So let me ask you, what is on your mind? WVU FAN: SkyDog, you know full well what is on my mind. My partner and I came to FOFC Wrestling a few weeks ago and put the Tag Team Champions on notice. What did we get? Your wuss of a Co-Commissioner, Gold, told us to climb the ladder. Even though with Technically Superior in the ring we bring ratings. The crowd boos. WVU FAN: You can boo me all you want. The more you hate me the better. More ratings for the show because when your heroes come out to confront me, you cheer. So back to Gold. He tells us to climb the ladder. Well, we haven't lost yet. Add to that, just last Tuesday I pinned your Champion, Coffee Warlord right in the middle of the ring. SkyDog: But that was a handicap match. I think the outcome would be much different if it were a one on one match. WVU FAN: Oh really. What do you know? You are just a host of a lame interview show, The Truth. You want The Truth! Coffee Warlord, listen up! I pinned you right in the middle of the ring. If you have the guts to face me one on one, I will do it again and take your precious belt. [b]With that said, WVU FAN turns and attacks SkyDog. He leaves him laying on the canvas. The crowd is livid. He picks up the mic.[/B [b]WVU FAN: Coffee Warlord, if you face me, that's how you will be. Laying on the mat while the referee counts 1-2-3, and I will be the new FOFC Lightweight Champion. WVU FAN throws the mic on a fallen SkyDog and leaves the ring to the displeasure of the crowd. Rating: 63% Page: What did SkyDog to to WVU FAN? Heenan: He is sending a message. Page: But SkyDog isn't a wrestler. I don't think Coffee will back down from a challenge. Heenan: Of course he will. He is a coward. Page: I'll be sure and tell Coffee you said that. Up next is a tag team match. *Atatange and Tucker vs Marmel and Swaggs.* Match Background: Marmel and Tucker have been feuding recently. So far, Marmel hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Tucker since the feud started. The Match: Marmel just WAFFLES Atatange with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Marmel hits a dropkick on Atatange and gets right back up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Atatange reverses a Marmel hammerlock. Marmel gets caught with a short powerbomb from Atatange. Badly executed second rope splash by Atatange convinces me that I can do better. Tag between Atatange and Tucker. Tiger suplex on Marmel. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Tucker gets taken down out of nowhere! Tag to Swaggs. Swaggs kicks the leg, knocks Tucker down, and goes to work on it. Implant DDT by Swaggs! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying cross body off the top rope! Tag to Marmel. Power drive elbow by Marmel. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Marmel drops an elbow...but Tucker moves out of the way. Flying elbow from Tucker connects. Tucker tags out to Atatange. Marmel takes a second rope chop from Atatange. I haven't seen one of those in years. As Tucker and Marmel get into a brawl on the outside, Tekneek comes running down into the ring! Marmel gets grabbed, and they start brawling. Atatange takes some shots at Marmel as well. The referee, seeing the chaos, calls for a no contest ruling. Atatange \ Tucker\Tekneek and Marmel \ Swaggs don't look like they've finished! They continue to brawl in and around the ring, not stopping until a host of referees run down the aisle to break them up. Winners: No contest through interference. Overall Rating: 65% Crowd Reaction: 56% Match Quality: 75% Page: Tekneek and Swaggs just don't like each other. Up next is a one on one match. *Sachmo vs Larrymcg.* The Match: Standing leg lariat by Sachmo on Larry. Lightning kick by Sachmo on Larry. Covers for a quick two count. Sachmo misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Sachmo takes a chop from Larry. Larry hits a dropkick on Sachmo. Actually, it barely touched! Flying elbow off the top rope by Larrymcg, getting as close to zero air as possible. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Back heel kick from Larry on Sachmo. Sachmo ducks a wild right hand. Sachmo crushes Larry with a running senton. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Larry is down! Larrymcg powers out of a Sachmo headlock. Sachmo can barely stand. Kryptonite Krunch! 1....2....3. Sachmo is pounding the canvas with punches, shouting about how unfair everything is. Winner: Larrymcg Overall Rating: 60% Crowd Reaction: 55% Match Quality: 66% Page: Impressive win by one half of Technically Superior. Heenan: Of course, what do you expect? Page: Looks like Sachmo was a little upset with losing. Up next is our main event. Coffee Warlord will be defending his Lightweight Title against Noop and Smokin' Warlord will be the special guest referee. Coffee Warlord vs Noop. Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Smokin' Warlord will be the referee for this match. This match is for the FOFC Lightweight title. Coffee Warlord has been FOFC Lightweight champion since 20 May 2006. The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Coffee Warlord ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Noop backdrops Coffee Warlord out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Noop. Noop hits a short arm drag on Coffee. Coffee reverses an irish whip...and Noop runs into the referee! Noop with an enziguri. Cover, but there's no one to count for Noop! Coffee Warlord reverses a hip toss. Running knee lift from Coffee Warlord. Massive backbreaker on Noop and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Covers for a quick two count. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Noop! Pin, but Noop is out just before the three count. Coffee Warlord misses a clothesline. Back heel kick from Noop on Coffee but it misses by miles. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Coffee Warlord fights out of a grapple. Noop can barely stand. That's Incredible!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! After Legal Narcotics leave the ring, Chief Rum comes running from the crowd, and gets into the ring! Chief Rum slams Noop down. Chief Rum climbs to the top rope and hits the Frog Splash! Noop has been left down on the canvas. Winner: Coffee Warlord is still the Lightweight Champion. Overall Rating: 53% Crowd Reaction: 51% Match Quality: 56% Page: What a cheap shot by Chief Rum. Heenan: But he didn't interfere until after the match. So he won't be suspended. Page: We understand that Coffee Warlord has accepted the challenge from WVU FAN at July Mayhem for the Lightweight Title. And right here next week we will have the official contract signing. Add to that, both Coffee Warlord and WVU FAN's partners will face off one on one. Larrymcg and Smokin' Warlord will compete in a hardcore match with the winner getting a hardcore title shot at Mayhem. Tune in next week. Overall rating for the show: 64% .47 TV rating for the show. 614 people attended. $18,420 made from the show. FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Raven FOFC Hardcore Champion: Darkiller FOFC Television Champion: Illinifan FOFC Tag Team Champions: The Badasses __________________ GM of the Milwaukee Muscle Men of the ZFL. The 1st team in ZFL history to have a perfect losing season. I am on a quest to show that the Dolphins can win the Super Bowl. Or should I say Front Office Bowl, with FOF2K7. The revival of an old favorite, FOFC Wrestling Dynasty

03-27-2007, 12:00 AM	#281
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	Oh hell yea baby. Those belts will look great around my waist after July Mayhem. __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

03-27-2007, 07:47 AM	#282
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	The Badasses aren't afraid of anyone... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-27-2007, 09:00 AM	#283
DolphinFan1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Connecticut	Official Tuesday Tough Love Preview The last stop before the Large Event, July Mayhem looks to be a blockbuster. Last Tuesday on SkyDog's The Truth, WVU FAN sent a message to the Lightweight Champion when he attacked SkyDog and challenged Coffee Warlord at July Mayhem. Coffee accepted the match and the official contract signing will be this Tuesday. Also, Smokin' Warlord and Larrymcg will battle one on one with the winner getting a Hardcore Title match against Darkiller at July Mayhem. Last Tuesday, Illinifan made another successful Television Title defense against Quicksand. However, after the match a man came in from the crowd and laid out the Champion. Who is it? We've been told we will find out this Tuesday as he has challenged Illinifan to a Television Title match. In SkyDog's, The Truth, he will have both Swaggs and Tekneek who have been interrupting each other's matches for months now. What will happen this Tuesday? Also, The Badasses have been challenged by just about everyone for the Tag Team Titles. So, Flamebeard has made a 4 team elimination tag match for the Titles at July Mayhem. But before we get there, all 4 teams will compete in an 8 man survivor match. How will the teams coexist? Tune in Tuesday to find out. QUICK MATCH PREVIEW: #1 Contender's match for the Hardcore Title: Smokin' Warlord vs. Larrymcg Television Title match: Illinifan vs. ? 8 man survivor match: The Badasses and The Afoci and NevStar vs. Primelord/Shorty and Triple K. Plus the contract signing and much more. __________________ GM of the Milwaukee Muscle Men of the ZFL. The 1st team in ZFL history to have a perfect losing season. I am on a quest to show that the Dolphins can win the Super Bowl. Or should I say Front Office Bowl, with FOF2K7. The revival of an old favorite, FOFC Wrestling Dynasty

03-28-2007, 09:58 AM	#285
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	S'right, bitch.

03-29-2007, 12:28 AM	#286
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	New TV Champ! w00t!

03-29-2007, 10:42 AM	#287
DolphinFan1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Connecticut	OFFICIAL JULY MAYHEM PREVIEW July Mayhem is just a few short days away and we have a stacked card where all 5 FOFC Titles will be on the line. At last Tuesday's Tough Love, Coffee Warlord and WVU FAN had the contract signing for the Lightweight Title. Coffee attacked WVU FAN in defense of his friend SkyDog who was attacked by the challenger a couple of weeks ago. Who will emerge as the Lightweight Champion? Smokin' Warlord won a #1 contender's match for the Hardcore Title by defeating Larrymcg on Tuesday. At Mayhem, Smokin' goes one on one against Darkiller for the Hardcore Title. The Badasses have been Tag Team Champions for awhile but they have a real test with a 4 team elimination tag team match. Can they keep the titles? Illinifan invoked his rematch clause after losing a shocker to a newcomer named Sabotai who claims to be Revrew's friend who Illinifan put on the shelf months ago. Has the toll of defending the TV Title at every show finally got to Illinifan? Or can he rebound and regain the TV Title? This and much more. Tune in this weekend for July Mayhem. Scheduled matches: FOFC Lightweight Title: Coffee Warlord (c) vs. WVU FAN FOFC Heavyweight Title: Raven (c) vs. Donovan Morgan FOFC Hardcore Title: Darkiller (c) vs. Smokin' Warlord FOFC Tag Team Titles: The Badasses (c) vs. Primelord/Shorty vs. NevStar/The Afoci vs. Triple K FOFC Television Title: Sabotai (c) vs. Illinifan Ladder Match: Noop vs. Chief Rum 1st Blood match: Swaggs vs. Tekneek Grudge Match: Marmel vs. Tucker Note: Predictions are welcome for the show. __________________ GM of the Milwaukee Muscle Men of the ZFL. The 1st team in ZFL history to have a perfect losing season. I am on a quest to show that the Dolphins can win the Super Bowl. Or should I say Front Office Bowl, with FOF2K7. The revival of an old favorite, FOFC Wrestling Dynasty

03-29-2007, 05:09 PM	#288
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I'm coming to get you, Shortstuff... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-30-2007, 10:12 AM	#289
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Predictions? Pain.

03-30-2007, 10:52 AM	#291
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Anyone entering the ring with the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord, experiences pain. It's a given.

03-31-2007, 11:12 AM	#295
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Lay of the steroids, CW. And the title will be ours again, dammit! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-31-2007, 11:14 AM	#296
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Told you. Pain. And way to go, Smokin'. Tag team titles next. Last edited by Coffee Warlord : 03-31-2007 at 11:16 AM.