WW CXIV: XCrawl - IT'S OVER!!!!!! - Page 6

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 04:49 PM

DV is hurt badly but out of potions. He swings at the spider, hitting it, but it doesn't go down. The spider misses him.

Danny misses. The spider hits him.

Autumn hits the spider. Critical hit! Finally.

Poli · 04-15-2010, 04:50 PM

J23 · 04-15-2010, 04:52 PM

That's brilliant Poli.

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 04:52 PM

Big Bang is in trouble.

DV attacks. Hit. The spider senses that DV is almost dead and attacks horribly. It hits, but DV somehow stays upright.

Danny, sensing all is nearly lost has an idea. Opens his flask of acid and hurls it at the three spiders. Some of the acid hits each of them, sizzling into their skin.

Autumn swings and misses. The spider hits him.

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 04:54 PM

DV is nearly dead. Down to 1 HP. He swings his staff in a last ditch effort and SMACK! Critical hit!

But the spider comes on and attacks him. A hit. DV goes down. Unconscious.

The crowd goes bonkers!

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 04:55 PM

Danny lunges at his spider. Miss. The spider hits.

Autumn slashes with his daggers and finally kills a spider! It slumps to the ground and bleeds out.

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 04:56 PM

Danny and Autumn face the last 2 spiders.

A few misses are traded, then Autumn comes up big again, slicing into the spider's maw, killing #2.

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 04:58 PM

And then Danny cleans up the rest of the mess by offing the last spider himself.

Autumn and Danny slump to the ground and begin to revive their hurt teammate.

"Well Done" says the DJ!

Danny · 04-15-2010, 04:58 PM

IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, HA!

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 04:59 PM

DV: Unconscious

Danny: Poisoned and hurt

Autumn: Poisoned and hurt

Darth Vilus · 04-15-2010, 04:59 PM

"Wuh? Where am I? Where'd anne hathaway go?"

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 05:03 PM

Good job! You beat a few spiders! I'm AMAZED

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 05:05 PM

Be back in a bit - have to go pick up the kids.

hoopsguy · 04-15-2010, 05:09 PM

I think we know what the last team needs to do.

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 05:11 PM

Calling all deutschbags

Danny · 04-15-2010, 05:12 PM

I say again, bring it! Our comrade may have falllen, but I never fall, I never fail!

Abe Sargent · 04-15-2010, 05:27 PM

I'm not sure I want to hit the gggod guys, CF let's talk in our thread

CrimsonFox · 04-15-2010, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jackal

Calling all deutschbags

*strums his bow with a nice distorted note*

You rang?

He pulls back his bow with a flat-ended arrow notched on it and lets it fly at the buttons where it connects with...

PUSH BESTIARII BUTTON

Let's see if you can handle it as well as you dish it out.

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 05:37 PM

BRING IT ON

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 05:38 PM

(when KWhit gets back from picking up kids)

hoopsguy · 04-15-2010, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrimsonFox

*strums his bow with a nice distorted note*

You rang?

He pulls back his bow with a flat-ended arrow notched on it and lets it fly at the buttons where it connects with...

PUSH BESTIARII BUTTON

Let's see if you can handle it as well as you dish it out.

Hmm, maybe you didn't understand that if the other team was knocked out they would slide back a room? Costing them time?

What kind of evil are you twits?

hoopsguy · 04-15-2010, 05:46 PM

(OOC - last post is meant to be in character and not a personal attack)

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 05:47 PM

They're trying to weaken our team as well out of fear and stupidity. It's perfectly expected.

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 05:49 PM

I just hope we actually get to fight something, so far this crawl has been a bit boring. Judge, can we have a FIGHT?

Chief Rum · 04-15-2010, 06:10 PM

This is going to be easy.

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 06:21 PM

Back but just for a sec. I will run this last button press closer to 8:00 - 9:00.

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 06:32 PM

In the meantime we'll pose for the crowd, except we're not poisoned from pansy little spiders

EagleFan · 04-15-2010, 06:48 PM

Chief Rum · 04-15-2010, 07:21 PM

I have a Big Wang Theory:

Postulate: If you are Good, you are weak and can be poisoned by tiny animals much further back in the food chain than mankind in general.

Evidence: Today.

EagleFan · 04-15-2010, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

I have a Big Wang

There's no need to brag...

You're going to make those who need to compensate (by using it as a team name) feel bad...

CrimsonFox · 04-15-2010, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoopsguy

Hmm, maybe you didn't understand that if the other team was knocked out they would slide back a room? Costing them time?

What kind of evil are you twits?

My evil is all universal. It is not goodcentric. I am also evil to the evil.

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 07:51 PM

"Let's see what happens next, shall we?"

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 08:01 PM

A door slides open in the front of the Bestiarii room.

Out shuffle 2 skeletons. One carries a longsword and shuffles toward the party.

The other stays by the door and unleashes an arrow from its bow at The Jackal. Miss.

Eaglefan unleashes his Magic MIssile at the one with the sword. It zips into his chest.

The skeleton strikes at him, missing.

The Jackal hits with his sword. It thwangs off its bones.

CR double attacks with his daggers. Miss. Miss.

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 08:07 PM

Use the hilt of the sword!

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 08:13 PM

Blunt objects, meat!

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 08:13 PM

I got an idea, try to destroy the f-ing skeleton you wimps.

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

I got an idea, try to destroy the f-ing skeleton you wimps.

We're doing just fine, thank you

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jackal

We're doing just fine, thank you

Hey, I thought you might like to know that somebody cares if you die.

Admittedly, I would be happy, but it's better than apathy.

Carry on then.

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 08:16 PM

Must be fun watching from last place

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jackal

Must be fun watching from last place

Just remember, to win the race, you have to survive the race.

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

Just remember, to win the race, you have to survive the race.

Enjoy the massacre, it'll be the only one you see

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jackal

Enjoy the massacre, it'll be the only one you see

I hope so, because I really want to massacre something.

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 08:21 PM

An arrow smacks into Eaglefan - shot from the skeleton. Critical hit!

Eaglefan drops unconscious!

"Are you kidding me?" yells the DJ. "That's hilarious!"

The Jackal hits his skeleton doing a great deal of damage to it.

But it responds with a hit of its own on Jackal. The Jackal is bloodied.

CR misses twice more.

dubb93 · 04-15-2010, 08:23 PM

Come on skeletons! Nicely done EF, I agree with the DJ, that was hilarious.

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 08:24 PM

He's a mage, no worries. And blood just fuels me.

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 08:24 PM

An arrow whizzes by Jackal.

He gulps a Healing Potion just before getting thumped again by the swordman.

CR misses twice more.

Jackal screams, "COME ON PEOPLE!" as the DJ giggles.

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 08:24 PM

EF, EF!!!! Stay down, just stay down. You're embarrassing yourself!

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 08:25 PM

Wow, this is a hell of a battle, definitely fun to watch.

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 08:26 PM

An arrow hits Jackal. He sloughs it off.

Jackal misses. Swordsman misses.

CR misses once, then FINALLY hits.

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 08:26 PM

For 1 damage.

04-15-2010, 04:50 PM	#252
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04-15-2010, 04:59 PM	#261
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04-15-2010, 05:27 PM	#267
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04-15-2010, 06:10 PM	#275
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	This is going to be easy. __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

04-15-2010, 07:21 PM	#279
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	I have a Big Wang Theory: Postulate: If you are Good, you are weak and can be poisoned by tiny animals much further back in the food chain than mankind in general. Evidence: Today. __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

04-15-2010, 04:49 PM	#251
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	DV is hurt badly but out of potions. He swings at the spider, hitting it, but it doesn't go down. The spider misses him. Danny misses. The spider hits him. Autumn hits the spider. Critical hit! Finally.

04-15-2010, 04:52 PM	#253
J23 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jul 2009	That's brilliant Poli.

04-15-2010, 04:52 PM	#254
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Big Bang is in trouble. DV attacks. Hit. The spider senses that DV is almost dead and attacks horribly. It hits, but DV somehow stays upright. Danny, sensing all is nearly lost has an idea. Opens his flask of acid and hurls it at the three spiders. Some of the acid hits each of them, sizzling into their skin. Autumn swings and misses. The spider hits him.

04-15-2010, 04:54 PM	#255
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	DV is nearly dead. Down to 1 HP. He swings his staff in a last ditch effort and SMACK! Critical hit! But the spider comes on and attacks him. A hit. DV goes down. Unconscious. The crowd goes bonkers!

04-15-2010, 04:55 PM	#256
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Danny lunges at his spider. Miss. The spider hits. Autumn slashes with his daggers and finally kills a spider! It slumps to the ground and bleeds out.

04-15-2010, 04:56 PM	#257
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Danny and Autumn face the last 2 spiders. A few misses are traded, then Autumn comes up big again, slicing into the spider's maw, killing #2.

04-15-2010, 04:58 PM	#258
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	And then Danny cleans up the rest of the mess by offing the last spider himself. Autumn and Danny slump to the ground and begin to revive their hurt teammate. "Well Done" says the DJ!

04-15-2010, 04:58 PM	#259
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, HA!

04-15-2010, 04:59 PM	#260
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	DV: Unconscious Danny: Poisoned and hurt Autumn: Poisoned and hurt

04-15-2010, 05:03 PM	#262
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	Good job! You beat a few spiders! I'm AMAZED

04-15-2010, 05:05 PM	#263
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Be back in a bit - have to go pick up the kids.

04-15-2010, 05:09 PM	#264
hoopsguy General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago	I think we know what the last team needs to do.

04-15-2010, 05:11 PM	#265
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	Calling all deutschbags

04-15-2010, 05:12 PM	#266
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	I say again, bring it! Our comrade may have falllen, but I never fall, I never fail!

04-15-2010, 05:37 PM	#269
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	BRING IT ON

04-15-2010, 05:38 PM	#270
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	(when KWhit gets back from picking up kids)

04-15-2010, 05:46 PM	#272
hoopsguy General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago	(OOC - last post is meant to be in character and not a personal attack)

04-15-2010, 05:47 PM	#273
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	They're trying to weaken our team as well out of fear and stupidity. It's perfectly expected.

04-15-2010, 05:49 PM	#274
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	I just hope we actually get to fight something, so far this crawl has been a bit boring. Judge, can we have a FIGHT?

04-15-2010, 06:21 PM	#276
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Back but just for a sec. I will run this last button press closer to 8:00 - 9:00.

04-15-2010, 06:32 PM	#277
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	In the meantime we'll pose for the crowd, except we're not poisoned from pansy little spiders

04-15-2010, 06:48 PM	#278
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA

04-15-2010, 07:51 PM	#282
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	"Let's see what happens next, shall we?"

04-15-2010, 08:01 PM	#283
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	A door slides open in the front of the Bestiarii room. Out shuffle 2 skeletons. One carries a longsword and shuffles toward the party. The other stays by the door and unleashes an arrow from its bow at The Jackal. Miss. Eaglefan unleashes his Magic MIssile at the one with the sword. It zips into his chest. The skeleton strikes at him, missing. The Jackal hits with his sword. It thwangs off its bones. CR double attacks with his daggers. Miss. Miss.

04-15-2010, 08:07 PM	#284
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	Use the hilt of the sword!

04-15-2010, 08:13 PM	#285
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	Blunt objects, meat!

04-15-2010, 08:13 PM	#286
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	I got an idea, try to destroy the f-ing skeleton you wimps.

04-15-2010, 08:16 PM	#289
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	Must be fun watching from last place

04-15-2010, 08:21 PM	#293
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	An arrow smacks into Eaglefan - shot from the skeleton. Critical hit! Eaglefan drops unconscious! "Are you kidding me?" yells the DJ. "That's hilarious!" The Jackal hits his skeleton doing a great deal of damage to it. But it responds with a hit of its own on Jackal. The Jackal is bloodied. CR misses twice more.

04-15-2010, 08:24 PM	#295
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	He's a mage, no worries. And blood just fuels me.