Can a FEMALE child molester ever be called "hot"? - Page 6

Ksyrup · 07-14-2004, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Sometimes she had sex with the boy while his 15-year-old cousin drove them around, say investigators.

If the 15-year old had his learner's permit and she had her license with her, I don't see any infraction here...

Samdari · 07-14-2004, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

If the 15-year old had his learner's permit and she had her license with her, I don't see any infraction here...

Usually, the supervising licensed driver must be in the passenger seat, no?

Chief Rum · 07-14-2004, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Pyser

tribute.

seriously, now that a boy band is involved...we must have hit a comic ceiling now. where can you go from here?!!?

Midgets...we need midgets.

CR

Ksyrup · 07-14-2004, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

Usually, the supervising licensed driver must be in the passenger seat, no?

Nothing I've read indicates what position she was in, but given the circumstances, I'll bet she was "driving."

duckman · 07-14-2004, 01:29 PM

How did the 15 year old stay on the road while that was going on? I know what I was like when I was 15 and my eyes would had been glued to the action in back.

rkmsuf · 07-14-2004, 01:31 PM

The driver was busy searching for speed bumps

cuervo72 · 07-14-2004, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

The driver was busy searching for speed bumps

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...ead.php?t=9060

Ksyrup · 07-14-2004, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...ead.php?t=9060

I don't remember this one. Apparently, the "his pants could have been down because he wasn't feeling well" defense only works in Connecticut.

duckman · 07-15-2004, 03:40 PM

More news on our favorite teacher.

hxxp://www.abcactionnews.com/stories/2004/07/040715lafaveonline.shtml

She is a celebrity on the internet now. They actually have made up websites about her.

EDIT--Sorry about that. I thought that it was a news site that I was safe. My bad.

Samdari · 07-15-2004, 03:46 PM

Direct links to "downright pornographic" posted here would be frowned upon.

Hints, both subtle and obvious, would be greatly appreciated.

Ksyrup · 07-15-2004, 03:49 PM

I think the porno links they are talking about are not links to anything pornographic involving her, but rather, using her as a reason to get you to visit a generic porn site.

duckman · 07-15-2004, 03:50 PM

I went ahead and edited it just to be on the safe side.

Ksyrup · 07-15-2004, 03:53 PM

There aren't any direct or indirect links in that article - none that can be clicked on, anyway.

Senator · 07-15-2004, 04:03 PM

Keep growing Thread, you magnificent son of a bitch!

sterlingice · 07-15-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by duckman

More news on our favorite teacher.

hxxp://www.abcactionnews.com/stories/2004/07/040715lafaveonline.shtml

She is a celebrity on the internet now. They actually have made up websites about her.

EDIT--Sorry about that. I thought that it was a news site that I was safe. My bad.

Yeah, internet fame. That and two bucks'll get you a cup of coffee.

SI

Franklinnoble · 07-15-2004, 05:43 PM

Awesome. If this chick can stay out of jail, she could be the next Dakota Rae...

duckman · 07-15-2004, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Awesome. If this chick can stay out of jail, she could be the next Dakota Rae...

That is some funny stuff there, Franklin.

QuikSand · 07-15-2004, 08:57 PM

This is good work.

duckman · 07-24-2004, 05:13 PM

http://www.abcactionnews.com/stories...20lafave.shtml

More hot child molestor news.

Philliesfan980 · 07-24-2004, 05:17 PM

Keep this thread alive!

sovereignstar · 07-24-2004, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by duckman

http://www.abcactionnews.com/stories...20lafave.shtml

More hot child molestor news.

Albeit stupid and worthless news.

duckman · 07-24-2004, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Albeit stupid and worthless news.

Hey, I never said it would realy enlighten anyone.

JeeberD · 07-24-2004, 06:21 PM

At least it has a picture in it...

dawgfan · 07-24-2004, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by duckman

http://www.abcactionnews.com/stories...20lafave.shtml

More hot child molestor news.

The almost inevitable response from a co-worker/neighbor/friend after the fact saying "I never would've thought so-and-so was capable of doing something like this - I just can't believe it's true!"

We're in a bit of a lull right now on this story, at least until the trial starts...

Suicane75 · 07-25-2004, 01:51 AM

Court transcripts pls, k thnx

stevew · 07-25-2004, 02:18 AM

If she had told the 14 year old that here ex boyfriend was Fabio, I bet he would have been pissed. Then again, Nick Carter aint much better.

Raven Hawk · 07-25-2004, 03:23 AM

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"It's like she wasted her whole life, her reputation, and all the schooling and education she's gone through," Rosen observed.

Yes, but she will be receiving a call from Heff (if she hasn't already) for a photo session, I'm sure.

Senator · 07-25-2004, 12:14 PM

The story that inspired a generation...........

3ric · 07-25-2004, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

The almost inevitable response from a co-worker/neighbor/friend after the fact saying "I never would've thought so-and-so was capable of doing something like this - I just can't believe it's true!"

We're in a bit of a lull right now on this story, at least until the trial starts...

Or until she gets that inevitable Playboy offer.

Edit: (darn, Raven Hawk beat me to the punch line)

Franklinnoble · 07-26-2004, 12:12 PM

Just trying to keep this one alive... not sure if this has already been posted or not...

htxp://gorillamask.net/lafave.shtml

Franklinnoble · 07-27-2004, 03:36 PM

This thread is losing steam fast... someone needs to come forward with a home video or something...

Here's a few yearbook photos:

hxxp://www.mjmorningshow.com/morning_debrabeasley_yearbook1.html

Bonegavel · 07-27-2004, 04:14 PM

This would be an interesting scam to cook up.

Step 1) Be a good looking woman (most important step)
Step 2) Get a 14 year old kid to cry "she sexed me up" - not true, of course.
Step 3) Get more free publicity than you can shake stick at. [marketing is a very cash heavy endeavor] Get people to say "Wow! I can't believe that a girl as cute as that would do such a thing."
Step 4) At the trial, the kid comes forward and says he was lying, gets off with slap on the wrist.
Step 5) Tap the Shit out of your 15 minutes. Write book, pose for Playboy, maybe get a cameo in a SNL movie. Basically get Survivor-like fame for about 6 -12 months.
Step 6) Work all that into some kind of long term monica lewinsky-type industry.

Risks: sullied reputation. People will still think you did it. Probably never teach again.

Rewards: pop-celeb status for a least 6 months. Invited to cool hollywood parties. Cash from book and playboy spread (more dough than teaching until retirement).

Franklinnoble · 07-27-2004, 04:22 PM

Eh... this plan has flaws.

For starters, if there isn't a good case against you, it may not go that far.

Then there's the 14 year-old. He's gonna want his cut. Worse, in a few years, he will probably want to sample the goods for real.

You'd be better off going the Dakota Rae route...

Samdari · 07-27-2004, 04:50 PM

"Debra - ..... we want you to know how very proud we are of the young woman you have become ...."

- Mom, Dad,{sister},{brother}

of course the brother's name is

(Start HornsManiac's music)

Kyle!

Blackadar · 07-27-2004, 04:53 PM

Seriously bangable.

Bonegavel · 07-27-2004, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Eh... this plan has flaws.

For starters, if there isn't a good case against you, it may not go that far.

Then there's the 14 year-old. He's gonna want his cut. Worse, in a few years, he will probably want to sample the goods for real.

You'd be better off going the Dakota Rae route...

I actually forgot to put a step in about giving the kid his cut and was going to reference the movie Malice where Alec Baldwin and Nicole Kidman pull a decent medical malpractice scam.

duckman · 07-27-2004, 04:58 PM

You guys make me chuckle.

Raiders Army · 08-03-2004, 09:15 AM

This has slipped to the sixth page of threads! For shame!

Ksyrup · 08-03-2004, 10:10 AM

FYI, she was arraigned on the first anniversary of her marriage. Ouch.

Franklinnoble · 08-03-2004, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

This has slipped to the sixth page of threads! For shame!

It's not for lack of trying. I do a search for "Debra LaFave" just about every day at news.google.com. There's just nothing new out there on this story right now.

rkmsuf · 08-03-2004, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

It's not for lack of trying. I do a search for "Debra LaFave" just about every day at news.google.com. There's just nothing new out there on this story right now.

The Ladies Man would never act so desparate.

Ksyrup · 08-03-2004, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

It's not for lack of trying. I do a search for "Debra LaFave" just about every day at news.google.com. There's just nothing new out there on this story right now.

Yep, once the Backstreet Boys angle was played, they pretty much ran that well dry.

I think it's pretty obvious what she needs now - a reality show.

duckman · 08-03-2004, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Yep, once the Backstreet Boys angle was played, they pretty much ran that well dry.

I think it's pretty obvious what she needs now - a reality show.

I rather see a sex tape.

Ksyrup · 08-03-2004, 03:25 PM

That was going to be next, but he didn't have the allowance to buy a camcorder.

Samdari · 08-03-2004, 04:14 PM

Just wondering - can she do her playboy shoot while still incarcerated as part of some work release program?

Franklinnoble · 08-03-2004, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

Just wondering - can she do her playboy shoot while still incarcerated as part of some work release program?

I think that, if convicted, she would have little motivation to do a Playboy shoot... I'm pretty sure there are laws against getting rich as a result of a crime (this is why, for example, Charles Manson has not published an autobiography).

So, I'm hoping she cops a plea and gets off on a lesser charge... maybe some probation, community service, whatever... and then is free to do whatever she wants. Now that her teaching career is over (not to mention her marriage), she could explore a career in internet pornography...

Samdari · 08-03-2004, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

I think that, if convicted, she would have little motivation to do a Playboy shoot... I'm pretty sure there are laws against getting rich as a result of a crime (this is why, for example, Charles Manson has not published an autobiography).

So, I'm hoping she cops a plea and gets off on a lesser charge... maybe some probation, community service, whatever... and then is free to do whatever she wants. Now that her teaching career is over (not to mention her marriage), she could explore a career in internet pornography...

There are laws against people profiting from their crimes, yes, but they are fairly recent (see Charles Manson's book) and fairly limited. They do not prevent a felon from ever working again, so as long as she does not directly profit from selling accounts of her crimes (assuming she is convicted) she is free to profit from her newfound notoriety.

Playboy, here we come!

Franklinnoble · 08-03-2004, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

There are laws against people profiting from their crimes, yes, but they are fairly recent (see Charles Manson's book) and fairly limited. They do not prevent a felon from ever working again, so as long as she does not directly profit from selling accounts of her crimes (assuming she is convicted) she is free to profit from her newfound notoriety.

Playboy, here we come!

Man, bad example on the Charles Manson thing...

Anyhow, more power to her. Although I expect it's in her best interests to keep a low profile until her trial...

Samdari · 08-03-2004, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Although I expect it's in her best interests to keep a low profile until her trial...

Of course, thus my question about the work release photo shoot

I don't want a conviction to keep us wating unnecesarily for this landmark issue.

hhiipp · 08-03-2004, 04:38 PM

She was going to pose for Playboy until she found out the demographic was men aged 23-44.

She then decided that wasn't the age group she wanted oogling at her naked.

07-14-2004, 01:31 PM	#256
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	The driver was busy searching for speed bumps __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

07-15-2004, 03:46 PM	#260
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	Direct links to "downright pornographic" posted here would be frowned upon. Hints, both subtle and obvious, would be greatly appreciated. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

07-15-2004, 03:49 PM	#261
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I think the porno links they are talking about are not links to anything pornographic involving her, but rather, using her as a reason to get you to visit a generic porn site. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-15-2004, 03:53 PM	#263
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	There aren't any direct or indirect links in that article - none that can be clicked on, anyway. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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07-15-2004, 05:43 PM	#266
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Awesome. If this chick can stay out of jail, she could be the next Dakota Rae...

07-15-2004, 08:57 PM	#268
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	This is good work.

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Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Court transcripts pls, k thnx

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	If she had told the 14 year old that here ex boyfriend was Fabio, I bet he would have been pissed. Then again, Nick Carter aint much better.

07-25-2004, 12:14 PM	#278
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	The story that inspired a generation........... __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

07-26-2004, 12:12 PM	#280
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Just trying to keep this one alive... not sure if this has already been posted or not... htxp://gorillamask.net/lafave.shtml

07-27-2004, 03:36 PM	#281
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	This thread is losing steam fast... someone needs to come forward with a home video or something... Here's a few yearbook photos: hxxp://www.mjmorningshow.com/morning_debrabeasley_yearbook1.html

07-27-2004, 04:14 PM	#282
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	This would be an interesting scam to cook up. Step 1) Be a good looking woman (most important step) Step 2) Get a 14 year old kid to cry "she sexed me up" - not true, of course. Step 3) Get more free publicity than you can shake stick at. [marketing is a very cash heavy endeavor] Get people to say "Wow! I can't believe that a girl as cute as that would do such a thing." Step 4) At the trial, the kid comes forward and says he was lying, gets off with slap on the wrist. Step 5) Tap the Shit out of your 15 minutes. Write book, pose for Playboy, maybe get a cameo in a SNL movie. Basically get Survivor-like fame for about 6 -12 months. Step 6) Work all that into some kind of long term monica lewinsky-type industry. Risks: sullied reputation. People will still think you did it. Probably never teach again. Rewards: pop-celeb status for a least 6 months. Invited to cool hollywood parties. Cash from book and playboy spread (more dough than teaching until retirement).

07-27-2004, 04:22 PM	#283
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Eh... this plan has flaws. For starters, if there isn't a good case against you, it may not go that far. Then there's the 14 year-old. He's gonna want his cut. Worse, in a few years, he will probably want to sample the goods for real. You'd be better off going the Dakota Rae route...

07-27-2004, 04:50 PM	#284
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	"Debra - ..... we want you to know how very proud we are of the young woman you have become ...." - Mom, Dad,{sister},{brother} of course the brother's name is (Start HornsManiac's music) Kyle! __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

07-27-2004, 04:53 PM	#285
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	Seriously bangable.

08-03-2004, 09:15 AM	#288
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	This has slipped to the sixth page of threads! For shame!

08-03-2004, 10:10 AM	#289
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	FYI, she was arraigned on the first anniversary of her marriage. Ouch. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-03-2004, 03:25 PM	#294
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	That was going to be next, but he didn't have the allowance to buy a camcorder. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-03-2004, 04:14 PM	#295
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	Just wondering - can she do her playboy shoot while still incarcerated as part of some work release program? __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

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hhiipp College Prospect Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: OH	She was going to pose for Playboy until she found out the demographic was men aged 23-44. She then decided that wasn't the age group she wanted oogling at her naked. Last edited by hhiipp : 08-03-2004 at 04:38 PM.

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