Maximum Football??? - Page 61

Rizon · 03-09-2006, 11:07 PM

0300

EIDT CRAP!

EIDT Oh wiat, woohoo

* The preceding post is MF related

EagleFan · 03-09-2006, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

3000 posts in this thread!

That's a boxable offense, posting just for the number. Isn't it? Now box yourself dammit.

Or just give up your allegiance to the Brokeback Dallas Cowboys.

JeeberD · 03-09-2006, 11:41 PM

Dude, I would NEVER "ost" just for a number. If I ever did, I certainly would perma-ban myself...

bbor · 03-09-2006, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Dude, I would NEVER "ost" just for a number. If I ever did, I certainly would perma-ban myself...

postwhore

EagleFan · 03-09-2006, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Dude, I would NEVER "ost" just for a number. If I ever did, I certainly would perma-ban myself...

sorry, I had to ay extra to get a keyboard with that other letter.

JeeberD · 03-09-2006, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbor

postwhore

Remember when we were fighting tooth and nail to beat each other to 3000 posts?

Good times...

EagleFan · 03-10-2006, 12:07 AM

What will die out first, the game or this thread?

bbor · 03-10-2006, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Remember when we were fighting tooth and nail to beat each other to 3000 posts?

Good times...

Heh......i think you beat me.

Now i just kick your ass in yahoo fantasy games

JeeberD · 03-10-2006, 12:22 AM

Actually, you barely beat me...

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...highlight=3000

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...highlight=3000

bbor · 03-10-2006, 12:27 AM

I found this humorous.

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EagleFan · 03-10-2006, 12:39 AM

How many players on the field in Arena football? I keep getting 11. I thought it was a smaller number. Sorry if this was answered but I didn't have the 3 hours to go through this thread.

Desnudo · 03-10-2006, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

WOW. just WOW. so basically he's saying that there is no "NFL ruleset" coded into the game? that there are certain NFL rules that the game won't customize to accept.

that's quite a strange choice, and seems like it would turn off a large portion of his potential customers

Hah, when I first starting reading your post, I thought you were going to flame me. But, yes, I think it's pretty clear now that David is coding for himself and himself only. But if that's the case then you shouldn't try and charge $40 for your pipe dream. Someone at Matrix dropped the ball on this one too. Too bad because the game had a lot of potential if the person developing it actually cared about what his potential customers wanted. Hubris I tell you.

Antmeister · 03-10-2006, 02:39 AM

I'm sorry, I can't help but add to this thread because GWsFBAStartOct292006 is a rare character I have never seen before. You have to see this thread. Hilarious!

http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1081875

Antmeister · 03-10-2006, 02:44 AM

Dola, I love this quote the best:

Quote:

F.I.U. FOOTBALL PROGRAM WILL NEVER EVER ACCOMPLISH ANY KIND OF SUCCESS, AGAINST ANY TYPE OF REAL COMPETITION!! MARK MY WORDS-03/11/06!!

So I guess you can "mark his words" tommorow? He is either authentic or someone is a really good text actor.

Desnudo · 03-10-2006, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister71

I'm sorry, I can't help but add to this thread because GWsFBAStartOct292006 is a rare character I have never seen before. You have to see this thread. Hilarious!

http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1081875

I'm feeling some Baboonheart there.

albionmoonlight · 03-10-2006, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

I'm feeling some Baboonheart there.

An easy way to check it would be to get in touch with F.I.U. and ask them if an . . . interesting character . . . ever worked for the radio station there. They would remember him.

SFL Cat · 03-10-2006, 07:49 AM

Hmmm, FIU? He lives in my area. For some reason, that doesn't make me feel at ease.

spcd · 03-10-2006, 08:19 AM

He seems to exist prior to MF, so either he's been in deep cover waiting for his moment to strike, or he's real.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-...855868-4716933
http://www.answerbag.com/user/profile.php?id=41150

I think he's real, and not quite as crazy as he sounds, it's amplified by his language problems. Although you have to admire someone who answers a delay-of-game question with

As a former sports talk show host (especializing in FootBall), Intramural FootBall Referee at Florida International University, former youth and high school football player and Coach, yes. They should have had to kick again.

Toddzilla · 03-10-2006, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spcd

I think he's real, and not quite as crazy as he sounds, it's amplified by his language problems.

I hate to play the 'obvious' card, but I'm calling shenanigans. There is NO WAY IN HELL this clown has any sort of job in coaching, mentoring, public speaking, broadcasting, teaching, or any other sort of job that requires the use of the english language, spoken, written, or otherwise.

I refuse to believe that the bar somewhere has been set so low as to see this person gainfully employed, much less a public-facing one.

albionmoonlight · 03-10-2006, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toddzilla

I hate to play the 'obvious' card, but I'm calling shenanigans. There is NO WAY IN HELL this clown has any sort of job in coaching, mentoring, public speaking, broadcasting, teaching, or any other sort of job that requires the use of the english language, spoken, written, or otherwise.

I refuse to believe that the bar somewhere has been set so low as to see this person gainfully employed, much less a public-facing one.

I think that I agree with you, but if you look at his "resume," you can see how a lot of it may be puffery and not actual employment.

a former sports talk show host (especializing in FootBall)--THIS COULD SIMPLY MEAN THAT HIS UNIVERSITY ALLOWED ANY STUDENT WHO PAID AN ACTIVITY FEE TO HAVE A "SHOW" AND RAMBLE IN FRONT OF THE STUDENT RADIO MICROPHONE FOR A HALF HOUR.

Intramural FootBall Referee at Florida International University--WHERE I WENT TO SCHOOL THEY WERE DESPARATE FOR REFS. I COULD SEE HIM GETTING THIS JOB.

former youth and high school football player and Coach--MAYBE ANYONE WHO TRIED OUT GOT ON THE TEAM. AND MAYBE THE COACH LET HIM HOLD A CLIPBOARD, MAKING GW A FELLOW "COACH."

And, he never said for how long he held any of these jobs before he was dismissed.

Passacaglia · 03-10-2006, 09:00 AM

That answerbag link is hilarious -- especially when he asks questions, gets answers, then comments that the answer is wrong, or that's not what he was asking.

"Where can I find website creators who will work for free for my company?"

Ben E Lou · 03-10-2006, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister

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Dola, I love this quote the best:

Quote:

F.I.U. FOOTBALL PROGRAM WILL NEVER EVER ACCOMPLISH ANY KIND OF SUCCESS, AGAINST ANY TYPE OF REAL COMPETITION!! MARK MY WORDS-03/11/06!!

So I guess you can "mark his words" tommorow? He is either authentic or someone is a really good text actor.

In all honesty, I laughed harder than I've laughed at anything regarding MaxiFootball when I read the post over at their forums that had that quote in it. This guy is off the freakin' chain when it comes to UIC. WOWWWWW!!!!

rkmsuf · 03-10-2006, 09:07 AM

I love the BLANK.

Passacaglia · 03-10-2006, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by answerbag

If you deposited counterfeit bills into an ATM, how would the bank find out?

Answer

(50%, 1 rating) submitted by Great White-GWsFBA (C+, 75%, 12 ratings), Jan 15, 06

I never seen depositing money into a ATM. It is actually possible??

If it is possible, I could not see how the bank could know who deposited the counterfet money, into a ATM. Yes, the are computer records kept, amounts are recorded (maybe exact bills) and video record; however, unless that is the only bill of that exact amount it would be impossible to tell who deposited it. Even fingerprints is no use, when it gets handled inside the bank and other people, before depositing.

Oh, and in another question, he asked how much he should charge for his multiplayer centers...he figured $15 per hour!!!

John Galt · 03-10-2006, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Oh, and in another question, he asked how much he should charge for his multiplayer centers...he figured $15 per hour!!!

He's got that ambition baby look in his eyes
This week he's moppin floors next week it's the fries

Ben E Lou · 03-10-2006, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

In all honesty, I laughed harder than I've laughed at anything regarding MaxiFootball when I read the post over at their forums that had that quote in it. This guy is off the freakin' chain when it comes to UIC. WOWWWWW!!!!

The size of the letters, combined with the little finger-wagging smiley, just KILL me. I just had another hurt-my-stomach laugh looking at it again.

F.I.U. FOOTBALL PROGRAM WILL NEVER EVER ACCOMPLISH ANY KIND OF SUCCESS, AGAINST ANY TYPE OF REAL COMPETITION!! MARK MY WORDS-03/11/06!!

spcd · 03-10-2006, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toddzilla

I hate to play the 'obvious' card, but I'm calling shenanigans. There is NO WAY IN HELL this clown has any sort of job in coaching, mentoring, public speaking, broadcasting, teaching, or any other sort of job that requires the use of the english language, spoken, written, or otherwise.

I refuse to believe that the bar somewhere has been set so low as to see this person gainfully employed, much less a public-facing one.

Small college radio may not exactly set the bar too high, and it looks like he was removed fairly quickly from it in the thread Antmeister posted. There's also the chance that the work he does/has done is exagerrated, or confined to his own language.

He might be partially, or completely crazy, but I don't think he's fake

rkmsuf · 03-10-2006, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spcd

Small college radio may not exactly set the bar too high, and it looks like he was removed fairly quickly from it in the thread Antmeister posted. There's also the chance that the work he does/has done is exagerrated, or confined to his own language.

He might be partially, or completely crazy, but I don't think he's fake

heh, you said "might".

Desnudo · 03-10-2006, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spcd

He seems to exist prior to MF, so either he's been in deep cover waiting for his moment to strike, or he's real.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-...855868-4716933
http://www.answerbag.com/user/profile.php?id=41150

I think he's real, and not quite as crazy as he sounds, it's amplified by his language problems. Although you have to admire someone who answers a delay-of-game question with

As a former sports talk show host (especializing in FootBall), Intramural FootBall Referee at Florida International University, former youth and high school football player and Coach, yes. They should have had to kick again.

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rkmsuf · 03-10-2006, 12:10 PM

someone should extend an invite over here to this guy

hours of entertainment there

Desnudo · 03-10-2006, 12:10 PM

Especializing

Desnudo · 03-10-2006, 12:12 PM

He and jbmagic should be locked into one thread by Skydog. Whoever is alive at the end of the week gets to leave the thread.

rkmsuf · 03-10-2006, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

He and jbmagic should be locked into one thread by Skydog. Whoever is alive at the end of the week gets to leave the thread.

A steel cage match for the ages.

Desnudo · 03-10-2006, 12:22 PM

My money would be on jb. I think he's relentless while this guy is blowing a lot of hot air.

rkmsuf · 03-10-2006, 12:23 PM

He'd question him to death.

rkmsuf · 03-10-2006, 12:35 PM

dola, what would be really interesting is seeing if someone could impersonate the mental guy over there. HA did a good jb but I think this guy would be tough to do.

Desnudo · 03-10-2006, 12:36 PM

BLANK!

I smell a challenge.

Antmeister · 03-10-2006, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spcd

He seems to exist prior to MF, so either he's been in deep cover waiting for his moment to strike, or he's real.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-...855868-4716933
http://www.answerbag.com/user/profile.php?id=41150

I think he's real, and not quite as crazy as he sounds, it's amplified by his language problems. Although you have to admire someone who answers a delay-of-game question with

As a former sports talk show host (especializing in FootBall), Intramural FootBall Referee at Florida International University, former youth and high school football player and Coach, yes. They should have had to kick again.

Geez....this guy does exist. Here are two more references:

http://www.tech-notes.tv/2004/2004_comments.pdf
http://www.yourspc.com/modules.php?n...out_Box&page=2

FIU must be a great program, because they created the best comedian I have seen.

Antmeister · 03-10-2006, 01:43 PM

Oh no.....these posts are classic.

First he responds to Jennifer Winter:
http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1082030

And here he made his version of the Martin Luther King Speech. Of course, he refers to him as MJK
http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1083530

DaddyTorgo · 03-10-2006, 01:47 PM

OH LORD!!! I havn't laughed this hard in a long time. This guy is too much. SD...can we extend him an invite to come over here?? Please Please??

FrogMan · 03-10-2006, 01:51 PM

okay, HA is gonna say we're trying too hard but damnit, this guy really is too much. His reply to Jennifer Winter was pure gold.

I also like how he keeps writing FootBall with a capital B

FM

jbmagic · 03-10-2006, 01:56 PM

This guy has be HA

miked · 03-10-2006, 02:00 PM

He reminds me of that ninja webpage guy,

Antmeister · 03-10-2006, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbmagic

This guy has be HA

Sorry, but it doesn't appear to be the case. If you check the references, he already has a history making posts on other sites. But I did originally think it may be HA due to the fact that he went on his "You guys are trying too hard" speech.

Antmeister · 03-10-2006, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miked

He reminds me of that ninja webpage guy,

Are you talking about the "Ask A Ninja" video podcast?

EagleFan · 03-10-2006, 02:15 PM

Okay, I tried an arena game and here are some of the results. I coached.

I only got through one quarter as I just couldn't take it anymore.

The score was 38-14 at the end of the 1st quarter. I had 4 touchdowns, 2 field goals and 2 safeties. I just ran random plays basically so I wan't taking advantage of any super plays.

One of the safeties was after the opposing quarterback was tackled on their one yard line (at least that's what the graphics showed).

On three occasions the quarterback was hit and looked to fumble the ball but the game ruled it incomplete. These incomplete passes showed up nowhere in the stats.

On one occasion it was 2nd and 10 for the opponents and they ran a running play that went for a 2 yard loss. A 5 yard penalty was called and was marked off from the end of the run and it became 1st and 7. Are the rules different in Arena ball or is this a bug?

On one play my receiver was heading down the sideline for a would be touchdown with no one around him and suddenly decided to take a sharp right out of bounds at the opponents 5.

I don't know the deal with the graphics but the "safeties" don't seem to respond to anything until about 3 seconds after the snap. In one case they didn't move until my running back was past them.

On other occasions, players have kind of materialized to make a tackle.

There seems to be no net used in this version and kickoffs past the end zone result in a touchback.

My running back had 150 yards in the 1st quarter and I was well on pace for over 1000 yards of offense in the game. I am not familiar with AFL but that seems extreme, even for them. (Plus being on pace to score 152 points)

Antmeister · 03-10-2006, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan

Okay, I tried an arena game and here are some of the results. I coached.

I only got through one quarter as I just couldn't take it anymore.

The score was 38-14 at the end of the 1st quarter. I had 4 touchdowns, 2 field goals and 2 safeties. I just ran random plays basically so I wan't taking advantage of any super plays.

One of the safeties was after the opposing quarterback was tackled on their one yard line (at least that's what the graphics showed).

On three occasions the quarterback was hit and looked to fumble the ball but the game ruled it incomplete. These incomplete passes showed up nowhere in the stats.

On one occasion it was 2nd and 10 for the opponents and they ran a running play that went for a 2 yard loss. A 5 yard penalty was called and was marked off from the end of the run and it became 1st and 7. Are the rules different in Arena ball or is this a bug?

On one play my receiver was heading down the sideline for a would be touchdown with no one around him and suddenly decided to take a sharp right out of bounds at the opponents 5.

I don't know the deal with the graphics but the "safeties" don't seem to respond to anything until about 3 seconds after the snap. In one case they didn't move until my running back was past them.

On other occasions, players have kind of materialized to make a tackle.

There seems to be no net used in this version and kickoffs past the end zone result in a touchback.

My running back had 150 yards in the 1st quarter and I was well on pace for over 1000 yards of offense in the game. I am not familiar with AFL but that seems extreme, even for them. (Plus being on pace to score 152 points)

From what I read at the forums, the indoor game is not the AFL and that is why you don't see the nets. And did you download the patch, by the way. Not saying it would improve the game much, but it will be interesting to see what changes were focused on. It really is sad this is going to be pressed to CD pretty soon.

rkmsuf · 03-10-2006, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan

Okay, I tried an arena game and here are some of the results. I coached.

I only got through one quarter as I just couldn't take it anymore.

The score was 38-14 at the end of the 1st quarter. I had 4 touchdowns, 2 field goals and 2 safeties. I just ran random plays basically so I wan't taking advantage of any super plays.

One of the safeties was after the opposing quarterback was tackled on their one yard line (at least that's what the graphics showed).

On three occasions the quarterback was hit and looked to fumble the ball but the game ruled it incomplete. These incomplete passes showed up nowhere in the stats.

On one occasion it was 2nd and 10 for the opponents and they ran a running play that went for a 2 yard loss. A 5 yard penalty was called and was marked off from the end of the run and it became 1st and 7. Are the rules different in Arena ball or is this a bug?

On one play my receiver was heading down the sideline for a would be touchdown with no one around him and suddenly decided to take a sharp right out of bounds at the opponents 5.

I don't know the deal with the graphics but the "safeties" don't seem to respond to anything until about 3 seconds after the snap. In one case they didn't move until my running back was past them.

On other occasions, players have kind of materialized to make a tackle.

There seems to be no net used in this version and kickoffs past the end zone result in a touchback.

My running back had 150 yards in the 1st quarter and I was well on pace for over 1000 yards of offense in the game. I am not familiar with AFL but that seems extreme, even for them. (Plus being on pace to score 152 points)

that is funny

FrogMan · 03-10-2006, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister71

From what I read at the forums, the indoor game is not the AFL and that is why you don't see the nets.

from what I understand so far...

the indoor game isn't the AFL,
the pro game isn't the NFL,
the college game isn't the NCAA,

AND

the canadian game isn't even the CFL...

FM

bbor · 03-10-2006, 02:46 PM

Has anyone asked Jennifer Winters why her title was taken away?

03-09-2006, 11:41 PM	#3003
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Dude, I would NEVER "ost" just for a number. If I ever did, I certainly would perma-ban myself... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-10-2006, 12:22 AM	#3009
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Actually, you barely beat me... http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...highlight=3000 http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...highlight=3000 __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-10-2006, 12:27 AM	#3010
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	I found this humorous. tucker342 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA Posts: 5,803 I will catch you someday!!! Oh yes I will!!! __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

03-10-2006, 02:39 AM	#3013
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	I'm sorry, I can't help but add to this thread because GWsFBAStartOct292006 is a rare character I have never seen before. You have to see this thread. Hilarious! http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1081875 __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

03-10-2006, 09:07 AM	#3023
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I love the BLANK. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

03-10-2006, 12:07 AM	#3007
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	What will die out first, the game or this thread?

03-10-2006, 12:39 AM	#3011
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	How many players on the field in Arena football? I keep getting 11. I thought it was a smaller number. Sorry if this was answered but I didn't have the 3 hours to go through this thread.

03-10-2006, 07:49 AM	#3017
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	Hmmm, FIU? He lives in my area. For some reason, that doesn't make me feel at ease.

03-10-2006, 08:19 AM	#3018
spcd n00b Join Date: Mar 2006	He seems to exist prior to MF, so either he's been in deep cover waiting for his moment to strike, or he's real. http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-...855868-4716933 http://www.answerbag.com/user/profile.php?id=41150 I think he's real, and not quite as crazy as he sounds, it's amplified by his language problems. Although you have to admire someone who answers a delay-of-game question with As a former sports talk show host (especializing in FootBall), Intramural FootBall Referee at Florida International University, former youth and high school football player and Coach, yes. They should have had to kick again.

03-10-2006, 09:00 AM	#3021
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	That answerbag link is hilarious -- especially when he asks questions, gets answers, then comments that the answer is wrong, or that's not what he was asking. "Where can I find website creators who will work for free for my company?"

03-10-2006, 12:10 PM	#3030
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	someone should extend an invite over here to this guy hours of entertainment there __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

03-10-2006, 12:10 PM	#3031
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Especializing

03-10-2006, 12:12 PM	#3032
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	He and jbmagic should be locked into one thread by Skydog. Whoever is alive at the end of the week gets to leave the thread.

03-10-2006, 12:22 PM	#3034
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	My money would be on jb. I think he's relentless while this guy is blowing a lot of hot air.

03-10-2006, 12:23 PM	#3035
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	He'd question him to death. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

03-10-2006, 12:35 PM	#3036
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	dola, what would be really interesting is seeing if someone could impersonate the mental guy over there. HA did a good jb but I think this guy would be tough to do. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

03-10-2006, 12:36 PM	#3037
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	BLANK! I smell a challenge.

03-10-2006, 01:43 PM	#3039
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	Oh no.....these posts are classic. First he responds to Jennifer Winter: http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1082030 And here he made his version of the Martin Luther King Speech. Of course, he refers to him as MJK http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1083530 __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

03-10-2006, 01:47 PM	#3040
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	OH LORD!!! I havn't laughed this hard in a long time. This guy is too much. SD...can we extend him an invite to come over here?? Please Please??

03-10-2006, 01:51 PM	#3041
FrogMan Hattrick Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Pintendre, Qc, Canada	okay, HA is gonna say we're trying too hard but damnit, this guy really is too much. His reply to Jennifer Winter was pure gold. I also like how he keeps writing FootBall with a capital B FM __________________ A Black Belt is a White Belt who refused to give up... follow my story: The real life story of a running frog... Last edited by FrogMan : 03-10-2006 at 02:03 PM.

03-10-2006, 01:56 PM	#3042
jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	This guy has be HA

03-10-2006, 02:00 PM	#3043
miked College Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Dirty	He reminds me of that ninja webpage guy,

03-10-2006, 02:15 PM	#3046
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Okay, I tried an arena game and here are some of the results. I coached. I only got through one quarter as I just couldn't take it anymore. The score was 38-14 at the end of the 1st quarter. I had 4 touchdowns, 2 field goals and 2 safeties. I just ran random plays basically so I wan't taking advantage of any super plays. One of the safeties was after the opposing quarterback was tackled on their one yard line (at least that's what the graphics showed). On three occasions the quarterback was hit and looked to fumble the ball but the game ruled it incomplete. These incomplete passes showed up nowhere in the stats. On one occasion it was 2nd and 10 for the opponents and they ran a running play that went for a 2 yard loss. A 5 yard penalty was called and was marked off from the end of the run and it became 1st and 7. Are the rules different in Arena ball or is this a bug? On one play my receiver was heading down the sideline for a would be touchdown with no one around him and suddenly decided to take a sharp right out of bounds at the opponents 5. I don't know the deal with the graphics but the "safeties" don't seem to respond to anything until about 3 seconds after the snap. In one case they didn't move until my running back was past them. On other occasions, players have kind of materialized to make a tackle. There seems to be no net used in this version and kickoffs past the end zone result in a touchback. My running back had 150 yards in the 1st quarter and I was well on pace for over 1000 yards of offense in the game. I am not familiar with AFL but that seems extreme, even for them. (Plus being on pace to score 152 points)

03-10-2006, 02:46 PM	#3050
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Has anyone asked Jennifer Winters why her title was taken away? __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

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