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Old 12-10-2018, 08:02 PM   #3001
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I've had a busy day and I'm pretty sure I can still finish the laundry despite my planned state.

damn, I need to wash my work clothes. Good thing I saw your post!!
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Old 12-10-2018, 08:20 PM   #3002
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I don't think the phrase, "damn, this salad is good!" Is gonna help me a whole lot.
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Old 12-10-2018, 08:21 PM   #3003
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I suggested going to look at Christmas lights.

The wife just offered to drive.

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Old 08-24-2019, 06:42 PM   #3004
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Old 08-22-2020, 10:08 PM   #3005
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Old 08-22-2020, 10:10 PM   #3006
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Old 08-23-2020, 02:20 AM   #3007
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Sometimes I have a social event (on zoom in this instance), where I know I'll be drinking for a while - so I get lighter beers, easy drinking lagers or straight-up American light beers. And then I just drink 2-3X as much as I normally would. Oh well.
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Old 10-14-2020, 01:27 PM   #3008
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I went through my liquor cabinet a little earlier. I found a full bottle of Bacardi 151 minus maybe five shots. I opened the bottle and took a sniff. WTF did I ever drink something that smelled like that?!

I also just learned that Bacardi stopped making 151 in 2016.
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Old 11-03-2020, 03:51 PM   #3009
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Old 11-03-2020, 04:05 PM   #3010
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Old 11-03-2020, 08:02 PM   #3011
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Lighter cider and beer. It's not really doing what I need to do right now, but I'm pacing myself.

Some friends are having a zoom but I just can't socialize with real people while I'm paying attention to this stuff. I can't take breaks in the same way.
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Old 01-09-2021, 10:50 PM   #3012
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Old 01-09-2021, 11:06 PM   #3013
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I went through my liquor cabinet a little earlier. I found a full bottle of Bacardi 151 minus maybe five shots. I opened the bottle and took a sniff. WTF did I ever drink something that smelled like that?!

I also just learned that Bacardi stopped making 151 in 2016.

Late to the party, but holy hell I can't believe they stopped making 151.
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Old 02-26-2021, 11:33 PM   #3014
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Old 02-27-2021, 02:11 AM   #3015
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I'm wondering if Lathum just pings this thread whenever he's Drunk Lathum.
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Old 02-27-2021, 04:44 PM   #3016
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I'm wondering if Lathum just pings this thread whenever he's Drunk Lathum.

I get blackout drunk at least 4 times a week
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Old 02-27-2021, 05:33 PM   #3017
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Old 02-27-2021, 08:35 PM   #3018
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I get blackout drunk at least 4 times a week

oh....dude....
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Old 02-27-2021, 10:00 PM   #3019
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Old 02-28-2021, 08:34 AM   #3020
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oh....dude....

I was kidding, but the irony is we had friends over last night to play Cards against Humanity and I did indeed, get blackout drunk. Better at least than my wife who took the kids up to bed and never came back.

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Old 05-22-2021, 04:41 AM   #3021
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Rocking out to Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells (1973) while enjoying some of my home brew draught beer. Gave this a wide berth when it came out because it didn't match my youthful sensibilities but am able to appreciate it fully now that I am older and drunker.

Also getting into Oxygène (1976) by Jean-Michel Jarre.
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Old 05-22-2021, 09:06 PM   #3022
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I got ghosted on a date today so instead I'm going to go on a long date with the lady on the bottle of rum I'm drinking.
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Old 05-22-2021, 09:09 PM   #3023
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I got ghosted on a date today so instead I'm going to go on a long date with the lady on the bottle of rum I'm drinking.

I can not even imagine dating right now. One of my best friends is a divorcee and hearing her escapades blows my mind.
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Old 05-22-2021, 09:23 PM   #3024
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Yeah, I was terrible at dating in my teens and twenties, now that I'm in my late thirties (god I'm old) I have no idea what to do.

At least if the date shows up I can try to analyze what went wrong.
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Old 06-13-2021, 07:27 AM   #3025
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Yesterday, I learned of the existence of whisky stones. I don't drink chilled whisky but it seems like a pretty good idea to avoid a watered down drink.
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Old 06-13-2021, 10:12 AM   #3026
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I coach my daughters softball team and we had an end of year pool party at my house yesterday. I got some beer and white claw, and told all the parents bring anything specific they want to drink. It was amazing how many people brought alcoholic seltzers. Those things are exploding. One dad brought a six pack of bud and his wife was giving him a hard time about it.
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Old 06-13-2021, 11:33 AM   #3027
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I coach my daughters softball team and we had an end of year pool party at my house yesterday. I got some beer and white claw, and told all the parents bring anything specific they want to drink. It was amazing how many people brought alcoholic seltzers. Those things are exploding. One dad brought a six pack of bud and his wife was giving him a hard time about it.

The local gas station I make quick beer runs to basically has three categories now - IPAs, light/domestics, and seltzers. All in about equal numbers. Including 20+ variations of hard seltzers. Those 3 categories are about 95% of the inventory right now. So it's nearly impossible to find a non-IPA good beer, which kind of sucks in the summer, I love IPAs but am done with them once it gets hot. The seltzers have grown on me a bit, but, there's kind of a chemical/acidic/carbonation/soda like aspect that makes me want to stop at around 3, and you know, sometimes I want more than 3.
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Old 08-21-2021, 11:45 PM   #3028
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Old 08-22-2021, 02:03 AM   #3029
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Old 10-22-2021, 06:50 PM   #3030
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Wasn’t sure whether to post this in this thread or Random Thoughts… either way this is something alien to my 20 year old self (and probably my 30 year old self TBH).

Homemade kimchi is the perfect post beer session snack: stops the beer in it’s tracks, cleanses the palate and avoids greasy calorific burgers, kebabs , pizzas, etc. Win win!
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Old 12-04-2021, 09:51 PM   #3031
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Do Americans drink the most? How US alcohol use ranks with countries

I'm doing my best tonight to bring the old USoA to number 1. You'all better join me.
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Old 12-04-2021, 10:11 PM   #3032
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Do Americans drink the most? How US alcohol use ranks with countries

I'm doing my best tonight to bring the old USoA to number 1. You'all better join me.

Had lots of wine at an Xmas party tonight. Kids are at grandparents. Problem is I think my wife may have had too much, whish is a shame.
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Old 12-04-2021, 10:12 PM   #3033
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Old 12-04-2021, 10:18 PM   #3034
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Getting there as I watch this game

Betting on Michigan football is like betting on my love life. It's always going to disappoint.
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Old 06-03-2022, 12:41 AM   #3035
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Old 06-27-2022, 01:22 PM   #3036
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As a kid who used to devour pickles and has consumed a fair bit of pickle juice in my day, I can't say it is a definite no. There is also a spicy version and a sweet version.
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Old 06-27-2022, 01:23 PM   #3037
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As a kid who used to devour pickles and has consumed a fair bit of pickle juice in my day, I can't say it is a definite no. There is also a spicy version and a sweet version.

It would probably be straight fire in a bloody mary
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Old 09-01-2022, 08:44 AM   #3038
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Old 09-01-2022, 09:24 AM   #3039
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Old 09-01-2022, 10:04 AM   #3040
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Old 11-08-2022, 06:26 PM   #3041
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I got tomorrow morning off so I'm starting tonight early while I watch the election returns.
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Old 11-08-2022, 06:30 PM   #3042
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Me too. A buddy brough his kid over for a playdate and we started playing original NES and drinking bourbon. Wife is in Cali so I am unchecked.
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Old 11-08-2022, 06:30 PM   #3043
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Me too. A buddy brough his kid over for a playdate and we started playing original NES and drinking bourbon. Wife is in Cali so I am unchecked.

Which games?
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Old 11-08-2022, 06:47 PM   #3044
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Old 11-08-2022, 06:48 PM   #3045
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Me too. A buddy brough his kid over for a playdate and we started playing original NES and drinking bourbon. Wife is in Cali so I am unchecked.

You shouldn't drink bourbon with children.

Edit: Though if a kid was going to start, tonight's a fine night to do so.

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Old 11-08-2022, 07:22 PM   #3046
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We did! Love the fat guys
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Old 11-11-2022, 09:04 AM   #3047
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Not drunk but enjoying a beer at the United Lounge because airport beer has no time...
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Old 11-11-2022, 09:59 AM   #3048
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We did! Love the fat guys

This is an acceptable response.


However, the correct response is NHL 94.


EA Sports, its in the game.
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Old 11-11-2022, 10:25 AM   #3049
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If they had left the fighting from NHLPA 93 in, NHL 94 would be the no doubt greatest game of all time.
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Old 01-08-2023, 11:11 PM   #3050
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Hey there!!!

Been a rough week. 92 year old dad in the hospital with Covid. Both kids dealing with bullies at school. Just paid the Xmas credit card bill and final payment for Disney trip is due in 3 days (money is no issue but hate spending it) and wife leaves for a work trip tomorroe. Gonne throw nother log on the fire and enjoy the night.

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