Is it Possible to Fudge a bank Statement?

[wade moore]

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

call me naive, but how does everyone know about this place?

Because when you copy and paste the label on the CC statement in google it comes up.

[stevew]

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

so it's ok to cheat after 2 years? 5? 7?

Nah, but it's a bit more understandable. Although extremely wrong.

[st.cronin]

Originally Posted by wade moore

Because when you copy and paste the label on the CC statement in google it comes up.

Right, um, yeah, that's it.

[vtbub]

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

call me naive, but how does everyone know about this place?

Google is your friend

I googled his clue.

[DanGarion]

I think you just need to do a premptive divorce!

[Draft Dodger]

Originally Posted by KevinNU7

This thread ended badly

JimmyWint, you are an asshole. Everyone stop giving this asshole advice.

so, NOW it's wrong? people have been helping him lie to his wife for how many pages, and now that we know why suddenly we can make a judgement that it's wrong?

[Draft Dodger]

Originally Posted by vtbub

Google is your friend

I googled his clue.

sure, sure.
our little secret, ok?

[King of New York]

Wait a second, do we know why, exactly, JimmyW was signing up for this site? Was he just interested in looking around to see what it was like (ill-advised, but not a serious offense), or was he really looking to be a player?

Of course, this distinction is only of importance to the FOFC community. Your wife will not care.

[Samdari]

So I am the only one who has browsed one of these sites for, ahem, "fantasy" material?

[Honolulu_Blue]

Originally Posted by st.cronin

This thread will never make 10 pages now. *sigh*

I think that's for the best. I mean, really, where did we have to go after the animal sex and scat fetish discussions? I guess necrophelia was still lingering out there. And, I suppose, a few other smaller fetishes like that weird saline injection stuff, or that high-heels crushing thing, or perhaps that whole furry thing.

I don't think three more pages of that was going to do anyone any good.

[Miller Time]

You're pretty screwed buddy...I would suggest coming clean before she sees the statement. I know my girlfriend would have my head on a platter if I tried to pull something like this though. Good luck!!!

[Axxon]

Dude, pull a Pete Townsend and say you signed up to research a book you're writing about the subject. Then write a first draft or outline really, really quick.

[stevew]

Originally Posted by Axxon

Dude, pull a Pete Townsend and say you signed up to research a book you're writing about the subject. Then write a first draft or outline really, really quick.

LOL

[Eaglesfan27]

This will not end well. I was drunk isn't a valid excuse, IMHO.


I agree with those who think that you at least subconsciously want out of this marriage.

[Eaglesfan27]

This will not end well. I was drunk isn't a valid excuse, IMHO.


I agree with those who think that you at least subconsciously want out of this marriage.

[Eaglesfan27]

This will not end well. I was drunk isn't a valid excuse, IMHO.


I agree with those who think that you at least subconsciously want out of this marriage.

[duckman]

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

This will not end well. I was drunk isn't a valid excuse, IMHO.


I agree with those who think that you at least subconsciously want out of this marriage.

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

This will not end well. I was drunk isn't a valid excuse, IMHO.


I agree with those who think that you at least subconsciously want out of this marriage.

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

This will not end well. I was drunk isn't a valid excuse, IMHO.


I agree with those who think that you at least subconsciously want out of this marriage.

Boy, you can say that again.....and again....and again...

[Eaglesfan27]

Board was hung up on me.. I would have deleted them now that it's working again, but since you already quoted them

[albionmoonlight]

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

so it's ok to cheat after 2 years? 5? 7?

No. It is never OK to cheat after years that are prime numbers.

[duckman]

The board is extremely sluuggish right now. Must be from all the World Cup chatter.

[Klinglerware]

So, when is Jim releasing a new game again?

[Maple Leafs]

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

call me naive, but how does everyone know about this place?

Not sure about the rest of North America, but in Ontario they run TV ads semi-regularly.

Trust me, once you've had to sit in a room and watch that ad with your wife, you won't forget about it.

[Swaggs]

Step 1. Bend over.
Step 2. Put your head between your legs.
Step 3. Kiss your ass goodbye.

[KevinNU7]

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

so, NOW it's wrong? people have been helping him lie to his wife for how many pages, and now that we know why suddenly we can make a judgement that it's wrong?

It is not wrong to lie to your wife, but it is wrong to cheat silly

But seriously, I think most one her thought it was porn.

[Suburban Rhythm]

He could say he was checking up on her...tell her he has reason to believe she was already using this service.

At this point, it can't really get any worse for him, right? So, this could actually work out in his favor.

[Oilers9911]

Any "story" he tells now will just make it worse. Like a fly struggling in a spider web. He should just come clean and take what's coming to him. He is obviously in the wrong here and drunk or not what he did was moronic, alot more than a "questionable" internet purchase. He's going to get an ass whooping and it will be well deserved.

[Suburban Rhythm]

Originally Posted by Oilers9911

Any "story" he tells now will just make it worse. Like a fly struggling in a spider web. He should just come clean and take what's coming to him. He is obviously in the wrong here and drunk or not what he did was moronic, alot more than a "questionable" internet purchase. He's going to get an ass whooping and it will be well deserved.

I know that, and you know that...but he's screwed already. She's going to kill him either way, he owes it to himself, and the rest of us, to test out all the theories posted...and report back how they worked.

[Mustang]

Originally Posted by Klinglerware

So, when is Jim releasing a new game again?

Front Office Spouse Manager.

Lie your way through 50 years of marriage and become a legend in your own time.

[MikeVic]

Originally Posted by Swaggs

Step 1. Bend over.
Step 2. Put your head between your legs.
Step 3. Kiss your ass goodbye.

I you could put your head between your legs, you'd be doing a lot more than kissing your ass...

[Klinglerware]

Originally Posted by MikeVic

I you could put your head between your legs, you'd be doing a lot more than kissing your ass...

And of course if you were capable of doing that, then this situation would have never happened!

[JimmyWint]

I in no way condone what I did, as it ranks up there with some of the dumbest things I have ever done. I had the worst 'buyers remorse' you can imagine. While the intention was there for a short period it was not acted upon, therefore as bad as what I did was, it was more in thought than in deed. I understand if you want to flame me, as it is well deserved at this point.

[Telle]

Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I in no way condone what I did, as it ranks up there with some of the dumbest things I have ever done. I had the worst 'buyers remorse' you can imagine. While the intention was there for a short period it was not acted upon, therefore as bad as what I did was, it was more in thought than in deed. I understand if you want to flame me, as it is well deserved at this point.

Have you canceled the account? And have you accessed it since that drunken night?

[Anthony]

you might as well enjoy the site, if you're gonna get in trouble. what are you doing in this bad community full of nerds and Quiksand? go get yourself some, boy.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I in no way condone what I did, as it ranks up there with some of the dumbest things I have ever done. I had the worst 'buyers remorse' you can imagine. While the intention was there for a short period it was not acted upon, therefore as bad as what I did was, it was more in thought than in deed. I understand if you want to flame me, as it is well deserved at this point.

Why did you do this? And don't give me the "I was drunk" excuse. Something in your mind made it ok to sign up for something like this - what was that thing? You can't use the horny excuse, this is a site for developing relationships, not random NSA sex. You'd have a heck of an easier time explaining AdultFriendFinder than you will this.

She's going to ask when she finds out. Just want you to be prepared.

[miked]

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Why did you do this? And don't give me the "I was drunk" excuse. Something in your mind made it ok to sign up for something like this - what was that thing? You can't use the horny excuse, this is a site for developing relationships, not random NSA sex. You'd have a heck of an easier time explaining AdultFriendFinder than you will this.

She's going to ask when she finds out. Just want you to be prepared.

"Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... "

[DanGarion]

Originally Posted by Klinglerware

And of course if you were capable of doing that, then this situation would have never happened!

I disagree because if I could do that I wouldn't be blowing myself. I couldn't do it to another guy, why would I do that to myself.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Originally Posted by miked

"Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... "

Bah. I do that all the time. He'll have to come up with something better than that.

[DanGarion]

Maybe you should say you were thinking about experimenting with another man? But then you sobered up and realized you aren't attracted to them.

[duckman]

Before it's all over, ole Jimmy here is going to be sleeping on somebody's sofa because he can't afford rent due to paying alimony and his divorce attorney fees. Nice job!

[Galaxy]

I see their ads on TV here in Buffalo often late at night.

[Galaxy]

You should call Dr. Phil.

[Arctus]

Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I in no way condone what I did, as it ranks up there with some of the dumbest things I have ever done.

Is there any chance that you will share with us some of the other dumbest things you've done?

[Axxon]

I can see his wife replying when her friends notice that Jimmy hasn't been around for a while and ask about him.

Well, Jimmy came therefore Jimmy Wint.

Sorry. Had to.

[JimmyWint]

Originally Posted by Arctus

Is there any chance that you will share with us some of the other dumbest things you've done?

aww man, there are lots of em. Most of them have two common themes... booze and women.

Farrah, I would be glad to share my rationale with you, although, you would bust up any kind of reasoning I had in a big hurry, becuase there is just no excuse for my actions.

[st.cronin]

Originally Posted by JimmyWint

aww man, there are lots of em. Most of them have two common themes... booze and women.

Farrah, I would be glad to share my rational with you, although, you would bust up any kind of reasoning I had in a big hurry, becuase there is just no excuse for my actions.

Please report to this post:

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=50612

[JimmyWint]

Originally Posted by st.cronin

Please report to this post:

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=50612

I caught that after I posted, but thanks for the kick in the pants to fix it.

[Philliesfan980]

Not saying that I would ever do this, but you know you MIGHT be able to intercept the mail and be REALLY REALLY REALLY good at matching fonts and using a copy machine, it might work. Even if your bank uses fancy letterhead you might be able to go to kinko's and make it look really clean.

[Logan]

Call up your bank (or do it online), and as long as they don't suck, they should be able to provide you with paperless statements (so its all online). Tell them you want it effective immediately, as you have recently realized that someone has stolen mail out of your mailbox, and are worried about someone getting a hold of your account #.

[Philliesfan980]

Logan, that might cause the wife to check online for the statement then. Right now, I'm assuming that she doesn't go online to check statements, and at this point, I don't think Jimmy ever wants her to be able to go online.

I'm telling you, I bet with some motivation (and I'm sure you have it), and patience, you'll be able to forge that statement so its not obvious unless you're looking at it with a microscope. I can't believe that nobody else has ever re-created documents before for their accounting job (insert foot in mouth) j/k.

[JHandley]

Trust Telle on this one. If you fess up, you're in big trouble. If you get caught trying to cover it up, you are hopelessly fucked. It's all over if she catches on. She'll have absolutely no reason to believe a word that comes out of your mouth. If you have any interest in saving the relationship (and I agree with those that doubt it) you gotta come clean with everything.