Awkward

[Draft Dodger]

I didn't think this could get better...but Raven Hawk...oh man that is terrific.

[Dutch]

In about 15 minutes this thread will be larger than the Best.Pro.Team.Ever Dynasty by wolfpack that took 8 months to complete.

[Wolfpack]

Originally Posted by Dutch

In about 15 minutes this thread will be larger than the Best.Pro.Team.Ever Dynasty by wolfpack that took 8 months to complete.

I'm trying to decide if I'm insulted or not.

At any rate, Raven Hawk just made the thread that much better. That was a stroke of genius. I can't tell you how many of those I did back in school.

[oliegirl]

The only thing I could think of to say after reading this thread (not the whole thing!) was that you guys must lead pretty boring lives if this is all you have to do on a Friday night!

Seriously - the diagrams and logic puzzle chart are great!!! Where were you guys when I was trying to figure out the damn seating chart for the wedding????

[dawgfan]

Originally Posted by KWhit

Flasch, I appreciate you attempts at brevity, but I have a suggestion. If you really want to save time and bandwidth, why not just abbreviate every word. That way, this post:

Originally Posted by Flasch186
the concert was part of the Buzz Bake Sale, so he found out the hotels sponosring the BBS and called them. If she had a room there than that would mean she was lying to him so she could see the RS and wouldnt be staying at the friend's house. One of the hotels confirmed that she was staying there, or at least had reservations for the weekend meaning that he was right and she was lying. Another ass kicker is my 3rd roomie, point blank asked her last night if she was going down to see RS and she said "no." So she was just lying to everyone, BF, C, Me, 3R, and I dont know about HF so.....its gonna be really wierd when she comes home.

Could be shortened to:

Originally Posted by Flasch186
t c w p o t BBS, s h f o t h s t BBS a c t. I s h a r t t t w m s w l t h s s c s t RS a w b s a t f's h. O o t h c t s w s t, o a l h r f t w m t h w r a s w l. A a k i m 3rd r, p b a h l n i s w g d t s RS a s s "n." S s w j l t e, BF, C, M, 3R, a I d k a HF s.....i g b r w w s c h.

I look forward to less letters from you in the future.

Thank you.

Pure comedy gold - I'm still laughing!

[gstelmack]

Originally Posted by oliegirl

The only thing I could think of to say after reading this thread (not the whole thing!) was that you guys must lead pretty boring lives if this is all you have to do on a Friday night!

Um, most of this was during Friday AFTERNOON, when we were all supposed to be working...

[RainRaven]

Best Thread Ever. I have laughed at many threads here in the past but never to this extent. Better tags must be given to the main actors in this great comedy series.

[tucker342]

BEST...THREAD...EVER

[NoMyths]

My girlfriend took the GRE today, and says that Raven Hawk's logic grid is giving her flashbacks.

[TLK]

all I can say is wow.... just wow...

[SackAttack]

I heart RavenHawk.

[Fidatelo]

Originally Posted by Flasch186

Alright, Jeebs, you would be correct the RS is M and is in one of the bands that has a very unique name, youd think the band more famous than they are considering. HK is her kid that we dont know and she wont bring up here to stay at BF's cuz that wasnt the intention anyways. To add more coals on here goes:

About a month ago C went to NYC to see RS. Apparently RS and her had a "glorious time" but at the time BF was peeved but not over top angry. What really pissed him off was when he, right in front of C, started playing with her phone (this can only result in bad things). He looks at the ringtones, he looks at the games, he looks at the text messages...one in which RS says, "dont worry about him and I wont worry about her. Look forward to seeing you in a few wks." So C comes back and BF sees this and the S hits the F. She cries, says nothing happened, blah blah blah. Inturn a few nights later were all out drinking at the place that 3R and GF work, except GF isnt working that night and the pressure was too much and BF and C hook back up. All is forgiven except the residue now....so over the past 4 wks. everything has been all XXXX's and OOOO's but BF was still skeptical waiting on the time when RS was supposed to be here on their tour. this wouldve been next week. However there just happens to be this extra little concert that isnt technicaly a part of the tour so perhaps C thought BF wouldnt know about it. Well, it also just so happens that HF happens to need someone to stay with H and HK while SO is out of town. Thats when BF, got all SH on her ass and started investigating the shit. Now I was at home when the S hit the F and C came walking in, apparently after leaving BF's house. She walked in, and I sais, "sup." she said "sup" and she went in her room. 3 minutes later she was out the door and we havnt seen her or heard from her since she left for WPB from J. Another really crappy part of all this is GF's other Cousin Tom is coming into town next week, Sunday Night, while im at the Jags game so that he and my GF can take the real estate class together and we were planning on having CT sleep in C's room but now apparently if C is back than CT will have to either sleep on the S or he'll have to go down to BF's house. In a bind though he could stay at my Friend Adam's house who lives 2 dorrs down, I dont think that JFA would mind.

Why does Cousin Tom have to sleep in the shit? That seems awfully unfair. Perhaps this is the awkward part?

[MrBug708]

Originally Posted by SackAttack

I heart RavenHawk.

I agree. I started to do the puzzle, but I wasn't sure that sex with Flasch could also be sex with me, the me being Flasch.

[Flasch186]

Originally Posted by Fidatelo

Why does Cousin Tom have to sleep in the shit? That seems awfully unfair. Perhaps this is the awkward part?

Nice catch, CT would be sleeping on the s, not in the S. Like most everyone, im amazed by the diagrams but I believe this story, which became a puzzle, has run its course. I ll update if anything new happens.

The band is LP

[flere-imsaho]

I'm just happy that I could make some small contribution to the FOFC community.

[MIJB#19]

Okay, I only had time to read through page 1 and 2 yet, but this thread will become my new thread for an instant laugh.

So far, I've had enough abdominal muscle exersice to jump half an inch higher than I used to.

[MIJB#19]

Originally Posted by flere-imsaho

I'm just happy that I could make some small contribution to the FOFC community.

Thanks!

[MIJB#19]

Originally Posted by Buzzbee

Ow!! My side is hurting after reading this. Tears of laughter and pain are rolling down my face.

Same here, a day delayed, and only being halfway through the thread now. Damn it hurts...

[Flasch186]

Originally Posted by MIJB#19

Okay, I only had time to read through page 1 and 2 yet, but this thread will become my new thread for an instant laugh.

So far, I've had enough abdominal muscle exersice to jump half an inch higher than I used to.

just wait, you havnt gotten to the logic puzzle, or the edited versions of the chart.

[MIJB#19]

Originally Posted by Flasch186

just wait, you havnt gotten to the logic puzzle, or the edited versions of the chart.

I have now. Awesome stuff. Thanks a lot, people!
Of course, now my tummy feels like having done 200 sit ups. My volley trainer/coach should be proud, but it hurts so much, damn it hurts.

[Flasch186]

would it mean anything if I could get all the players involved:

me
C
CT
HF
HK
SO
BF
GF
3R
BS
RS
MtB
JFA

to sign something, perhaps one of the graphs....the graphs and charts might make them mad enough to not want to autograph, so maybe a different option there but something nonetheless. I just thought about it, and it might take awhile but it is a distinct pssibility that I could get this done.

[Senator]

Economics Teacher: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Simone: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Economics Teacher: Thank you, Simone
Simone: No problem whatsoever

[jbmagic]

you should get this copyright and sell your story and the chart diagram on ebay...i sure someone will bid on it

[Flasch186]

nah, id get duplicates amde and send it to all my buds here at the FOFC. Just think had Sov not said, "Dont rephase it!!" this might have all been dead long before we ever had the graph, or RH's logic chart.

[MIJB#19]

Me foreigner and me talking english gooder!

[JAG]

Maybe one of the diagrams can be put on the FOFC t-shirt.

[MikeVic]

Originally Posted by Flasch186

http://www.watsoncustomhomebuilders....ndrews1959.gif

PS - Here is our floorplan we live in, GF and me sleep in owners suite, C sleeps in BR2 although for the most part its been empty while shes been at BF, and 3R sleep in BR3, I am right now in BR4/Study.

Just finished reading everything after leaving off at work due to too much laughter... however, I have a small question.

How do you get to the BR4/Study, and where is it located? Is it really just floating out there somewhere? I never took any drafting classes, so maybe this is some simple srafting interpretation problem.

[Desnudo]

I'd guess it's on the second floor.

[Flasch186]

Originally Posted by MikeVic

Just finished reading everything after leaving off at work due to too much laughter... however, I have a small question.

How do you get to the BR4/Study, and where is it located? Is it really just floating out there somewhere? I never took any drafting classes, so maybe this is some simple srafting interpretation problem.

It slides in in place of the Formal Living room. So there is no formal living room, Ive never used that room ever in my life anyways, so that is now my office. Its where I was sitting when C walked in and gave me the "sup". BTW she hasnt come home yet. CT comes in today at 2ish. He's being dropped off by his aunt and uncle, but Ill spare them the abbreviational name since they'll never be seen again, i think. Strange that C was, like a daily part of our lives and now I have no idea what its going to be like, relationship wise, when she gets back. IS she going to try to play spin control? Is she just going to laugh about it? GF thinks she is going to try and say that BF never said that they were exclusive and that he is being ridiculous but BF says that they alreday had that conversation. I believe BF obviously. C is being shady, not BF. Ive been BF with BF for over 20 years so C has no legs to stand on on that one. Plus the mere fact that we havnt heard from C this whole time, while RS of LP is in Florida is screaming "sex", so its just a "no spin zone" kinda situation, IMO.

[Celeval]

hxxp://ungdomsavisa.ls.no/bilder/Lost%20Prophets.jpg
Hmmm.

[jbmagic]

Originally Posted by Celeval

hxxp://ungdomsavisa.ls.no/bilder/Lost%20Prophets.jpg
Hmmm.

hxxp dont work

http does

[Flasch186]

Originally Posted by jbmagic

hxxp dont work

http does

LOL

[Joe]

thats kinda the point

[SplitPersonality1]

This thing just keeps getting better.

hxxp dont work

http does

I love it.

[korme]

funny, jb, we've been putting xx's instead of the tt lately if the link has questionable material that may get someone in trouble for work. if you want to view it, just copy it and change the xx's to tt.

[jbmagic]

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

funny, jb, we've been putting xx's instead of the tt lately if the link has questionable material that may get someone in trouble for work. if you want to view it, just copy it and change the xx's to tt.

lol

thanks

[Flasch186]

well, i came home from work today and C's car was in the driveway. A crappy green girlie SUV, like one of thos little ass ones. I hate those. anyways, she walked outside on the phone and I grabbed the mail and went inside. She stayed outside. she finally came inside and we chatted a bit. She has bronchitis and is staying the night in St. Augustine. So CT has the bed for tonight....very uneventful. Might be quite the letdown.

[Joe]

wait... who's CT again??

[Desnudo]

Cousin Tom.

[SoxWin]

Good lord. Awesome thread !!

[Flasch186]

I had no idea this would become such a phenomenon....just wait til I tell the story of JFA and Trisha his fiancee of 3 months, that he only knew for 3 weeks before getting engaged. It was an absolutely crazy 3 months. That one is going to top this story for sure but Im going to save that for another work day.

[Flasch186]

C has come home and has this to say:

"This is great, I fucking love it. I liked the chart [the logic chart] cuz all the bands are listed but some are missing."

She thinks I could likely get the arrow chart signed by everyone but the BS is gonna tough. Might possibly happen at the grammys, im gonna start this tonight.

Should it be the original or the newest one with color coordination one? C votes for the new one.

Whoever picked she's not letting it get to her, and she is over it, wins.

[MikeVic]

Umm.. so BF isn't angry? And C isn't angry about anything?

[Flasch186]

Well, BF isnt really mad, he just chalks it up to another girl doing something dirty. He wont be able to hang out with her for awhile, or around her for awhile, hes chapped a bit but I think itll eventually blow over. C says that she "had to go". She got sick Wednesday night and she told herself that if she was sick on Thursday she wouldnt go but that when she woke up she was fine, so she was going to go. She says that she wasnt surprised by BF catching her, that it was bound to happen. She says its a bit freaky that he called all fo those hotles by I explained to her that if someone thinks that theyre getting cheated on theyll go to great lengths to either prove it or disprove it. She says she actually did stay at HF's house with HK (I dont know if SO actually went out of town) but she says she stayed there. She knows she was in the wrong but that "she never makes it past 3 months ina relationship" and I guess it was just due. She's going with the "oh well" thought process (which is the best one for herself) and running with it. I think that this story may be coming to an end....happy Hanukkah


So if i can get something signed Im going to make a Tshirt but I want all the sigs, not just some, missing one would be incomplete....BS where are you?!

[miked]

I think we should let HA out of the drunk tank to chime in on this one. I think we need the clarity only a drunkard can bring.

[Buzzbee]

Originally Posted by Flasch186

She knows she was in the wrong but that "she never makes it past 3 months ina relationship" and I guess it was just due.

Gee, I wonder why???

[Flasch186]

An update:

C basically mopes around and works a ton. RS supposedly broke up with RS-GF back home. BF doesnt come over as much, especially if C is there...including this New Year's eve where he would only come if she wasnt there...luckily she is going to O-town. GF doesnt like to talk about it. JFA didnt buy C a xmas present eventhough C bought him one. MtB chews on cords now, power, USB, etc. but all in all everything has worked well, but C just isnt much in the mix around the house...poor choice I think...she coulda had a good fun life with a good guy and instead she has alienated herself and chased the hopes of dating a RS...Ill quote my cleaning lady yesterday, Vicky. V said, "When I was 23-24 if I could've snagged a guy like BF I would've never let him go."

[Desnudo]

Where's O-Town?

[SackAttack]

Given that Flasch is in Florida, I venture to guess "O-Town" = Orlando.

[Desnudo]

So maybe the BF should see what V-TCL is doing for New Year's.