WW CXIV: XCrawl - IT'S OVER!!!!!! - Page 7

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by KWhit

For 1 damage.

CR, are you on the cream or the clear?

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 07:30 PM

An arrow critically hits Jackal!

Jackal's still okay, though, and deals out a little thing he likes to call:

CRITICAL HIT!

The skeleton is hurting now!

But...

Holy cow. He deals out a CRIT of his own to Jackal. But Jackal hangs in there.

And chief Rum comes up huge! Scoring 2 hits on the swordsman and (wonder of wonders) takes him the fuck out!

The skeleton falls to the ground.

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 07:32 PM

But there's still one more.

He lets fly an arrow as Jackal and CR close on him. Miss.

When they get to him, the skeleton pulls out a dagger and misses again.

Jackal hits, CR hits and the skeleton is hurt.

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 07:33 PM

Skeleton miss.

Then The Beasties lay some smack down.

Jackal hits.

Then CR hits once.

Then CR hits again - this time for a CRIT.

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 07:34 PM

Don't worry EF, me and CR got this.

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 07:35 PM

The skeleton is a mess now. He hits Jackal, but it does little good as the Jackal smashes him with the hit of his sword, breaking his skull in two. He is no more.

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 07:35 PM

This has been an epic battle. I think you guys are going to have to stay behind and lick your wounds while the rest of us charge forward into the Crawl and take the lead.

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 07:36 PM

The Jackal and CR tend to EF.

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

This has been an epic battle. I think you guys are going to have to stay behind and lick your wounds while the rest of us charge forward into the Crawl and take the lead.

Did you notice how much damage I took? You really think you're ready when we meet? Good luck. No, really, I mean it. And we'll see how far you "charge forward".

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 07:38 PM

It's going to take me a while to get caught up with what's happened in the game today (and I'm being called by the wife for something). So I'll have the next room's write up posted late tonight.

Consequently...

NO NOON DEADLINE TOMORROW.

We'll just have one deadline tomorrow night at 9:00.

CrimsonFox · 04-15-2010, 08:45 PM

*sells Bestiarri ragdolls to the crowd do they can destroy them too!*

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CrimsonFox

*sells Bestiarri ragdolls to the crowd do they can destroy them too!*

Well sell them ragdolls, at this point an old woman in the crowd holding the lucky raffle ticket could kill them with her walker.

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 09:10 PM

EF, I just wanted you to know that if I was there I would kick you while you're down. That's all.

EagleFan · 04-15-2010, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

EF, I just wanted you to know that if I was there I would kick you while you're down. That's all.

It's not over.... It's not over!

Danny · 04-15-2010, 09:20 PM

mages so squishy

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 09:39 PM

We have had 4 more people level today.

I wonder if those buttons did what you wanted them to do. We'll see later on when we review the standings.

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 09:59 PM

Current Standings:

1st:
Big Wang Theory

2nd:
Bestiarii -8 seconds behind

3rd:
Deutschbäg - 32 seconds behind

4th:
Killian's Killers - 56 seconds behind

Danny · 04-15-2010, 10:07 PM

Big Wang still stands tall, perhaps we should consult our doctor as it's been about three days now.

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 10:23 PM

Just a reminder:

I need your actions by deadline tomorrow of 9pm.

PurdueBrad · 04-16-2010, 08:02 AM

EF, Jackal, which one of you is this: Fan Purposely Vomits on Little Girl at Game - Guess the City? - Front Office Football Central

hoopsguy · 04-16-2010, 08:09 AM

I'm pretty sure EagleFan is the little girl.

Abe Sargent · 04-16-2010, 08:09 AM

Morning all!

EagleFan · 04-16-2010, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoopsguy

I'm pretty sure EagleFan is the little girl.

Fuck you

Poli · 04-16-2010, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan

Fuck you

PurdueBrad · 04-16-2010, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan

Fuck you

You know, for the right price, I could probably arrange this as I'm his pimp and Hoops is my bitch, just like the rest of you.

KWhit · 04-16-2010, 10:10 AM

It's so quiet...

PurdueBrad · 04-16-2010, 10:30 AM

That's because two of the teams are busy kissing their wounds to make them better, the third team knows they've got no shot, and then there is us, the one group that is definitely smart enough to form multi-syllabic words rather than rely on four letter vulgarities. Jackasses.

PurdueBrad · 04-16-2010, 11:08 AM

I used to wish you were all dead, but it's kind of quite and boring when you're not around. Maybe when I get my chance, rather than kill you, I'll just torture you so that I can be entertained by your screams for a while.

The Jackal · 04-16-2010, 11:24 AM

Sorry, I was having this wonderful dream where PB was dangling over a pit of acid. Or maybe it was a premonition?

hoopsguy · 04-16-2010, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan

Fuck you

OOC - I'm apologize for the joke; I certainly did not mean to offend.

PurdueBrad · 04-16-2010, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoopsguy

OOC - I'm apologize for the joke; I certainly did not mean to offend.

Don't apologize, throw batteries and snowballs at him!

Chief Rum · 04-16-2010, 02:24 PM

I just realized while Killian's Killers have fallen so far behind.

They're just sitting around being Chatty Cathies apparently.

Chief Rum · 04-16-2010, 02:24 PM

In fact, that's their new name: the Chatty Cathies.

dubb93 · 04-16-2010, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

In fact, that's their new name: the Chatty Cathies.

Can we get KWhit to make this official?

Lathum · 04-16-2010, 02:33 PM

Abe Sargent · 04-16-2010, 02:42 PM

It is confirmed that I will be going to Bellingham late next week for a job interview. I will be leaving early Thursday morn and not returning until Sturday night late. Thus, I will be totally out then.

J23 · 04-16-2010, 03:19 PM

Let's just hope you get killed off before that matters.

(Good luck on the interview)

Abe Sargent · 04-16-2010, 03:34 PM

Thanks J23 for getting those in the right order!!!

Lathum · 04-16-2010, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

It is confirmed that I will be going to Bellingham late next week for a job interview. I will be leaving early Thursday morn and not returning until Sturday night late. Thus, I will be totally out then.

any chance of getting down to Seattle?

Abe Sargent · 04-16-2010, 03:43 PM

hoopsguy · 04-16-2010, 03:55 PM

Abe, I believe your team should have you be really, really reckless from now until next Thursday.

EagleFan · 04-16-2010, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

I just realized while Killian's Killers have fallen so far behind.

They're just sitting around being Chatty Cathies apparently.

They have probably gotten their "cycles" synced up by now...

EagleFan · 04-16-2010, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

It is confirmed that I will be going to Bellingham late next week for a job interview. I will be leaving early Thursday morn and not returning until Sturday night late. Thus, I will be totally out then.

Best of luck!

Chief Rum · 04-16-2010, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

It is confirmed that I will be going to Bellingham late next week for a job interview. I will be leaving early Thursday morn and not returning until Sturday night late. Thus, I will be totally out then.

Bellingham? That's a whokle other state, last I checked.

Good luck!

Chief Rum · 04-16-2010, 04:58 PM

And also a whole other state as well.

Lathum · 04-16-2010, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

Nope

well fine, fuck you very much to then

Autumn · 04-16-2010, 08:14 PM

Back from my trip, later than expected. Glad to see my teammates have continued to make us the champs!

EagleFan · 04-16-2010, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

Back from my trip, later than expected. Glad to see my teammates have continued to make us the champs!

The problem is that there are no champs yet...

EagleFan · 04-16-2010, 08:19 PM

dola: Problem with that statement, that is...

EagleFan · 04-16-2010, 08:29 PM

Okay, while we wait to see what happens next...

Everyone join in...

Let's Go Flyers!!!!

04-16-2010, 08:09 AM	#322
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Morning all! __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

04-16-2010, 02:24 PM	#332
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	I just realized while Killian's Killers have fallen so far behind. They're just sitting around being Chatty Cathies apparently. __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

04-16-2010, 02:24 PM	#333
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	In fact, that's their new name: the Chatty Cathies. __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

04-16-2010, 02:33 PM	#335
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Hi

04-16-2010, 02:42 PM	#336
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	It is confirmed that I will be going to Bellingham late next week for a job interview. I will be leaving early Thursday morn and not returning until Sturday night late. Thus, I will be totally out then. __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

04-15-2010, 07:30 PM	#302
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	An arrow critically hits Jackal! Jackal's still okay, though, and deals out a little thing he likes to call: CRITICAL HIT! The skeleton is hurting now! But... Holy cow. He deals out a CRIT of his own to Jackal. But Jackal hangs in there. And chief Rum comes up huge! Scoring 2 hits on the swordsman and (wonder of wonders) takes him the fuck out! The skeleton falls to the ground.

04-15-2010, 07:32 PM	#303
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	But there's still one more. He lets fly an arrow as Jackal and CR close on him. Miss. When they get to him, the skeleton pulls out a dagger and misses again. Jackal hits, CR hits and the skeleton is hurt.

04-15-2010, 07:33 PM	#304
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Skeleton miss. Then The Beasties lay some smack down. Jackal hits. Then CR hits once. Then CR hits again - this time for a CRIT.

04-15-2010, 07:34 PM	#305
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	Don't worry EF, me and CR got this.

04-15-2010, 07:35 PM	#306
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	The skeleton is a mess now. He hits Jackal, but it does little good as the Jackal smashes him with the hit of his sword, breaking his skull in two. He is no more.

04-15-2010, 07:35 PM	#307
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	This has been an epic battle. I think you guys are going to have to stay behind and lick your wounds while the rest of us charge forward into the Crawl and take the lead.

04-15-2010, 07:36 PM	#308
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	The Jackal and CR tend to EF.

04-15-2010, 07:38 PM	#310
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	It's going to take me a while to get caught up with what's happened in the game today (and I'm being called by the wife for something). So I'll have the next room's write up posted late tonight. Consequently... NO NOON DEADLINE TOMORROW. We'll just have one deadline tomorrow night at 9:00.

04-15-2010, 08:45 PM	#311
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	sells Bestiarri ragdolls to the crowd do they* can destroy them too!*

04-15-2010, 09:10 PM	#313
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	EF, I just wanted you to know that if I was there I would kick you while you're down. That's all.

04-15-2010, 09:20 PM	#315
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	mages so squishy

04-15-2010, 09:39 PM	#316
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	We have had 4 more people level today. I wonder if those buttons did what you wanted them to do. We'll see later on when we review the standings.

04-15-2010, 09:59 PM	#317
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Current Standings: 1st: Big Wang Theory 2nd: Bestiarii -8 seconds behind 3rd: Deutschbäg - 32 seconds behind 4th: Killian's Killers - 56 seconds behind

04-15-2010, 10:07 PM	#318
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Big Wang still stands tall, perhaps we should consult our doctor as it's been about three days now.

04-15-2010, 10:23 PM	#319
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Just a reminder: I need your actions by deadline tomorrow of 9pm.

04-16-2010, 08:02 AM	#320
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	EF, Jackal, which one of you is this: Fan Purposely Vomits on Little Girl at Game - Guess the City? - Front Office Football Central

04-16-2010, 08:09 AM	#321
hoopsguy General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago	I'm pretty sure EagleFan is the little girl.

04-16-2010, 10:10 AM	#326
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	It's so quiet...

04-16-2010, 10:30 AM	#327
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	That's because two of the teams are busy kissing their wounds to make them better, the third team knows they've got no shot, and then there is us, the one group that is definitely smart enough to form multi-syllabic words rather than rely on four letter vulgarities. Jackasses.

04-16-2010, 11:08 AM	#328
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	I used to wish you were all dead, but it's kind of quite and boring when you're not around. Maybe when I get my chance, rather than kill you, I'll just torture you so that I can be entertained by your screams for a while.

04-16-2010, 11:24 AM	#329
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	Sorry, I was having this wonderful dream where PB was dangling over a pit of acid. Or maybe it was a premonition?

04-16-2010, 03:19 PM	#337
J23 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jul 2009	Let's just hope you get killed off before that matters. (Good luck on the interview)

04-16-2010, 03:34 PM	#338
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Thanks J23 for getting those in the right order!!! __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

04-16-2010, 03:43 PM	#340
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Nope __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

04-16-2010, 03:55 PM	#341
hoopsguy General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago	Abe, I believe your team should have you be really, really reckless from now until next Thursday.

04-16-2010, 04:58 PM	#345
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	And also a whole other state as well. __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

04-16-2010, 08:14 PM	#347
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Back from my trip, later than expected. Glad to see my teammates have continued to make us the champs!

04-16-2010, 08:19 PM	#349
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	dola: Problem with that statement, that is...

04-16-2010, 08:29 PM	#350
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Okay, while we wait to see what happens next... Everyone join in... Let's Go Flyers!!!!

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