04-15-2012, 11:14 PM | #301 |
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I have never done online dating and have no need to but this thread scares the fuck out of me.
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I can understand the teachers thing, even though it seems to be one of most popular occupations on the site, pictures or no pictures. I guess you'll have to go off the profile itself. Last edited by Galaxy : 04-16-2012 at 01:30 AM. |
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04-16-2012, 01:35 AM | #303 | |
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If we, as men, put up a profile without a pic we won't get a response, as women tend to require a pic. We need to have the same standards. If it's that big a deal that a woman can't post a pic, she can always post one with the face obscured & explain why. No pic at all should be met with the same interest... none. |
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04-16-2012, 10:52 AM | #304 |
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Or the ones that do have a profile picture, but, it's of a sunset or some fucking random thing. Those promptly get ignored. Or if every picture of her is of her and her dog/s...ignored. Then there's the ones that I put in the "Trying way too hard to be an artist" category. You know the ones. Their friends are an aspiring photographer and she's an aspiring actor/artist and all of her pictures look like they came out of a stock photo portfolio.
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04-16-2012, 11:12 AM | #305 |
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So I guess I'll take my profile more seriously now, since I broke up with my GF this morning...
Naw, I'm still gonna screw with girls online.
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04-16-2012, 01:11 PM | #307 |
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04-16-2012, 02:13 PM | #308 |
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Heh...depends on my mood at the moment. I am stuck somewhere between being sad/missing her, and liberation because the relationship was literally a freakin' stress ball affair for me. And she just texted me some long text right now. Screw that--I am not reading it until after work. I need to get work done.
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04-16-2012, 02:31 PM | #309 |
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Unless that text says she's inviting her 2 hottest friends and you, over to her house for a foursome, don't bother texting her back.
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04-16-2012, 02:32 PM | #310 | |
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Well based upon some past posts,...it might be...but only for him to play the role of camera man...
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04-16-2012, 02:34 PM | #311 | |
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fixed that for you
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04-16-2012, 03:12 PM | #312 |
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Touché, all of you.
The only line I can read on the last text showing without opening the text itself says something like "stand behind them no matter..." I don't think there's a foursome in the offing.
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04-16-2012, 03:13 PM | #313 | |
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Maybe she is giving you directors advice?
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04-16-2012, 03:13 PM | #314 |
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P.S. If I get back together with her somehow, I am SOOO not telling her about this board, lol.
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04-16-2012, 03:14 PM | #315 |
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lol...okay, now you guys are really cracking me up. Thanks!
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04-16-2012, 03:19 PM | #316 |
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She's crazy if she thinks that she can relegated you to the directors spot. You tell her that she is the squaw and you are the Chief and you will take whatever you want.
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04-16-2012, 03:34 PM | #317 |
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This thread has taken a turn for the fucking awesome.
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04-16-2012, 03:51 PM | #318 | |
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And you need to tell her if she wants to stay in the business she is going to have to be willing to do DVDA
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04-16-2012, 04:13 PM | #319 | |
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I had to look DVDA up. I see it has two meanings. One seems more popular than the other, but, the least popular sounds more practical...Depending on whether or not she's a scientist.
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04-16-2012, 04:21 PM | #320 |
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I am gonna guess I shouldn't search for the term DVDA while at work.
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04-16-2012, 04:22 PM | #321 | |
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04-16-2012, 04:24 PM | #322 |
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04-16-2012, 04:26 PM | #323 | |
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Lengen..wait for it...dary slut.
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04-16-2012, 04:28 PM | #324 |
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This, according to one of the definitions for DVDA, is not redundant.
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04-16-2012, 10:08 PM | #325 |
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Hey, it will split her open like a turkey at Thanksgiving, but she will stay employed!
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04-16-2012, 10:44 PM | #326 |
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Because she'll be chock full o' stuffing?
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04-17-2012, 10:45 AM | #328 |
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And we're more or less back together again. I know, that didn't take long.
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04-17-2012, 10:45 AM | #329 | |
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04-17-2012, 10:46 AM | #330 | |
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04-17-2012, 11:06 AM | #334 |
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Actually, negotiations went well. My concerns have been considered and we are working out the details for how they will be addressed. The lawyers will work out the rest.
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04-17-2012, 03:34 PM | #335 |
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Wow...I love FOFC.
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Sweet! That's always good to hear.
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04-17-2012, 03:48 PM | #337 |
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But if the DVDA is on the table there are usually other men involved... |
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Maybe I am very fast.
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04-17-2012, 09:20 PM | #340 | |
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Or the "what girl am I in this photo" shot? |
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04-17-2012, 09:59 PM | #341 |
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Creepy Finance Guy With Spreadsheet of Match.com 'Prospects' Says He Was Just Trying to Be Organized
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04-18-2012, 01:02 AM | #342 |
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i dig the spreadsheet
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04-18-2012, 01:27 AM | #343 |
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FOF: Front Office Online Dating?
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04-18-2012, 03:47 AM | #344 |
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Oh, that would definitely be me in that world. Well, not the sending it to some woman he wanted to impress. Or juggling 5 or 6 different prospects at once.
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04-18-2012, 08:09 AM | #345 |
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For entertainment purposes during freshman year in college I had a yellow marker board where I kept a top prospects rankings list. Everyone had code names to protect the innocent.
No, I did not get any dates as a freshman. (Which I knew was going to be the case, especially considering I maybe ever talked in passing to one girl on the list.) From what I gather about online dating, it seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to do just to keep track of folks - especially if most of them you haven't actually met, or if the site keeps recycling the same people.
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Reminds of that slutty female student from Duke who slept with half of the baseball and lacrosse teams, all while ranking them with details in a PowerPoint presentation. |
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04-18-2012, 10:27 AM | #347 |
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Good for her. My understanding is that there is much to gain from sleeping with the Duke lacrosse team.
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04-18-2012, 10:33 AM | #348 |
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Oh yes. Those too. I refuse to play the guessing game.
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04-18-2012, 11:55 AM | #349 |
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Feeling mighty lonely these days.
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