Facebook posts so pathetic they belong in this thread!!!

[molson]

Facebook is in danger of becoming a parenting social network. And there's nothing wrong with that - I enjoy hearing about what my nephews and nieces are up to - but otherwise, I think I can see this thing running its course a little already. There was a novelty, but now - it really seems like almost every other post is a "what would we care?" kind of thing.

[jeff061]

I think experiences vastly differ from network to network.

Old people see what you do. And by old I mean over 25.

[mckerney]

Originally Posted by jeff061

I think experiences vastly differ from network to network.

Old people see what you do. And by old I mean over 25.

I don't see that yet, but then I've removed or hidden everyone I know who has had children and don't add my cousins or other family members.

[DanGarion]

Originally Posted by mckerney

If you're talking about parents who force their young children to concentrate year round on a single sport and sending them to every expensive camp and instructor they can I wouldn't disagree with you, depending on what, "push their kids into sports means." There's a big difference between parents who sign their elementary or middle school kid up for a rec basketball league at the Y even if they don't really want to because they think it would be good for them to get some exercise, meet some new friends and learn things like teamwork and the parents who make their kid play tennis his whole life while spending hundreds of thousands of dollars so their kid will get a college scholarship. I think even on a sports message board you wouldn't find many who think forcing a kid into a sport so they'll look good is much different than parents who make their kids do beauty pageants.

That is why I used the word "push".

[sabotai]

I would say that's pretty much the same thing as the kid beauty pageants (minus the creepiness part of it).

[molson]

Originally Posted by jeff061

I think experiences vastly differ from network to network.

Old people see what you do. And by old I mean over 25.

I need to make some drunken college-aged facebook friends.

[heybrad]

A friend just got tagged in this picture because she runs a photography business doing 'boudoir' types of shots. This is certainly, uh... interesting. I don't know if it's actually her photography or not but I don't see why else she would have been tagged for it. Hopefully this doesn't get me in trouble.

[cuervo72]

Originally Posted by mckerney

I don't see that yet, but then I've removed or hidden everyone I know who has had children and don't add my cousins or other family members.

BACHELOR UPDATES OR GTFO, BRO

[Suburban Rhythm]

Nice...tire?

[Ksyrup]

She must be a re-tread.

Ba-dum-bum!

[lighthousekeeper]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

She must be a re-tread.

Ba-dum-bum!

dude didn't burn rubber, from the looks of things.

[JediKooter]

I picture them as having a sense of humor and they are making fun of other pictures.

That's my guess at least.

[Suburban Rhythm]

Figured this belongs here and/or the weird news stories thread

Student forced out of CCAC program files suit

[Noop]

I have a girl on Facebook who's about 300 pounds, and she finally found someone willing to fuck her, and eventually date her. Every status of hers was "I love my Vince" and "Now I know what true love feels like." This happened for about six months before he dumped her and revealed that he was gay.

Now all her statuses are about "how delicious (x food) is."


Not mine but still funny.

[Noop]

Just logged on and the first thing I saw was a crazy status update from some girl I went to high school with. Went to her page and saw this:

Im tired of feelin empty inside, worthless, stuck, crazy, angry, sad & alone. Im tired of yelling & pretending. Im tired of dreamin of a life ill never have. Tired of missing things &people. Tired of wishing I could start over &of not bein able 2 let go. Tired of fakin it. Tired of bein different. Tired of needing help, of always wonderin when Gods going 2 let me be happy. Most of all im just tired of bein tired.

followed by this:

***8206;"family & friends" what a joke. I have none. When i actually need & am begging for the help, what do i get? Nothing. Life is a joke & i am the punchline. FML.

and this:

BORED out of my mind.

then this:

i wub my bowfwend

and the most disturbing of all:

Spending Mother's Day wkend with my angel ) SO happy. Showed her pictures of me pregnant w/her to get her to understand the concept of "Mom" better. Her reaction was sooo cute. I'm the luckiest Mom in the world. Hands down. Daughter's don't come better than my lil girl! ***9829;


All within a six hour timeframe.

Some people should not procreate.

Another one... not mine.

[Noop]

[Autumn]

Hilarious. Can I get a map of all the restaurants these people frequent?

[BYU 14]

Damn, who knew there was a whole diaper conspiracy going on...and people are worried about the world ending this weekend.

[stevew]

got pa[ers in mail for disablty threw welfar a year later,see how long it will take now its filled in

[jeff061]

The welfare is a bit much. But clearly that person has a disability.

[JediKooter]

Originally Posted by stevew

got pa[ers in mail for disablty threw welfar a year later,see how long it will take now its filled in

Wonder if it took a year for the welfare people to decode his spelling?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Update to this: She re-confirmed me as a Facebook friend, but she deleted her original wall post about the rude customer. I can't wait to see if she has anything to say about the whole thing when I see her on Thursday. OMG DRAMA IN THE BOWLING CENTER

And the final update on this (unless some serious shit goes down):

We walked into the bowling center tonight, and the girl told me that she refuses to deal with someone as rude as my wife (I still have no idea what my wife said to her), but she thinks I'm the nicest guy in the world and she has no problem with me. So she's totally cool with me, but she said she has no interest in ever speaking to my wife again.

Women are funny.

[sabotai]

She obviously wants you and will one day kill your wife to try to take her place.

[sabotai]

dola,

I think I've been watching too much Investigation Discovery.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I tend to agree with your assessment of the situation, sabotai.

[stevew]

Bowling worker girl must have a Player Hater Degree instead of a Ph.D.

[DanGarion]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

And the final update on this (unless some serious shit goes down):

We walked into the bowling center tonight, and the girl told me that she refuses to deal with someone as rude as my wife (I still have no idea what my wife said to her), but she thinks I'm the nicest guy in the world and she has no problem with me. So she's totally cool with me, but she said she has no interest in ever speaking to my wife again.

Women are funny.

I think I see a threesome in your future.

[ColtCrazy]

Okay, a friend of a friend is apparently on a date with a coworker. I see he put in his status "good times" and it is almost immediately liked by the girl he's going out with.

Shouldn't people on a date actually talk face to face?

[JonInMiddleGA]

Originally Posted by ColtCrazy

Shouldn't people on a date actually talk face to face?

WAG here but maybe she was in the bathroom at the time he posted ... and was checking her FB at a fortuitous moment?

[bulletsponge]

Originally Posted by Autumn

Hilarious. Can I get a map of all the restaurants these people frequent?

nice, so your into baby scat too. glad to see im not alone

[Passacaglia]

Finally wearing those long awaited Pajama Jeans! And for all you who mocked me, I just gotta say they are pretty darn comfy!

[Pumpy Tudors]

pajama jeans are da bomb

Edit: And that is coming from me. I am not re-posting a Facebook status.

[heybrad]

Got a kick out of this one this morning. This is from a girl I went to high school with who is constantly ranting on facebook. She actually starts off with a fairly standard Monday morning Facebook post.

Hey everyone have a great Monday!

She then follows it up one minute later responding to her own post with this...

that BITCH was fake as shit lol

[Easy Mac]

Is God trying to get your attention???? No Jesus didn't come back the other day. But everyday we get one more day closer. Take a look at this awesome Rainbow, and remember Gods promise. The most beautiful Rainbow ever...

Yep, God killed ~100 people so people without homes could look at a rainbow.

[Suburban Rhythm]

This from a high school friends parents who recently joined FB. Really not sure what to make of this:

The mom

I love Walgreens!!! Haha

later on Dad responds

A great place to pee!! LOL

[stevew]

i thought kricket turned me off ,must have been the storm last nite ,its back on ho pay my bill payday2mmorowso alls good,back to games drama isent fo me

[Sun Tzu]

I got two things from that post...

1.) There was a storm last night.

2.) They're getting paid tomorrow.

Other than that, I have absolutely no idea what the hell that person is trying to say.

[DanGarion]

Originally Posted by stevew

i thought kricket turned me off ,must have been the storm last nite ,its back on ho pay my bill payday2mmorowso alls good,back to games drama isent fo me

Is this person's first language English?

[JediKooter]

I think they are asking their ho to pay their phone bill.

[Sun Tzu]

Is it a male or female?

Or is it a...

[JediKooter]

Shiver me timbers, that is one ugly horse.

[stevew]

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

I got two things from that post...

1.) There was a storm last night.

2.) They're getting paid tomorrow.

Other than that, I have absolutely no idea what the hell that person is trying to say.

I think-

Kricket is actually Cricket, a prepaid phone service in the northeast US.

Last night's storm apparently knocked out her cell phone service in her crazy mind, although I'm pretty sure this is virtually impossible unless the cell tower was destroyed.

Her phone is back on as of now

She's going to pay her bill tomorrow when she gets paid-This person is on some sort of Social Security IIRC.

Some other crazy family member is causing drama, but she is content to play games.

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And my wife wonders why I don't feel good about seeing these people when we go to New York to spend time once or twice a year.

[Sun Tzu]

Heh, funny, I was leaning toward this person being a fan of Cricket...the sport.

[Noop]

Originally Posted by Noop

I have a girl on Facebook who's about 300 pounds, and she finally found someone willing to fuck her, and eventually date her. Every status of hers was "I love my Vince" and "Now I know what true love feels like." This happened for about six months before he dumped her and revealed that he was gay.

Now all her statuses are about "how delicious (x food) is."


Not mine but still funny.

In case anyone gets confused the post I added to this thread and this page are not mine but funny none the less.

[Ksyrup]

This is one of those unintentionally inappropriate posts.

There was an accident overnight in our town, about 5 minutes from the house, and someone died. So I saw this post and knew instantly what they were talking about:

"Praying for the XX Family"

Then in the comments:

"I heard the news this morning. So sad. I am praying also!"

"Yes!!!"


It's that last comment that struck me - reads as if she's happy the person died. Woops.

[Suburban Rhythm]

I'm single but if you would like to change that, like this status

.

[jeff061]

Onion + Facebook? Hell yes.

Literally Unbelievable

[GoSeahawks]

Originally Posted by jeff061

Onion + Facebook? Hell yes.

Literally Unbelievable

Great link! I can't believe this is the first time seeing this website. There are a lot of gems.

[stevew]

The worst part was this weekend I posted that link. Then I posted some onion article about NASCAR awarding Kyle Busch 50K for homosexual slurs and my MIL responded to that Onion post like it was real.

Smh.

[ColtCrazy]

Okay, the Onion stuff made me laugh. So I posted the link to the Harry Potter one on my page. I basically have 2 groups of people on Facebook. Local people and people I've met through international teaching. Not to stereotype, but there's definitely a group that will get the joke, and a big portion of the other that may not.

I love Indiana, seriously.