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[lytic]

I want Juice!

If not, I'll split open the Letter Opener...

[tucker342]

So who wants to get their ass kicked by AJ?

[Blade]

Damn...is there anything I can do to win???

[Marmel]

Originally Posted by Blade

Damn...is there anything I can do to win???

Paypal to [email protected]

[SirFozzie]

Blade. Or fight me.. I've gotten my asskicked big time last couple fights :?

[TRO]

Originally Posted by tucker342

So who wants to get their ass kicked by AJ?

The Ape does.

[Calis]

I believe KGB is ducking me..it's ok KGB, we all got to go down sometime. Your time is drawing near.

[Scoobz0202]

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Whafuck?

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[Scoobz0202]

Originally Posted by Scoobz0202

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

dola-

I told ya my first fight was a fluke. Give me the champ, baby.

[duckman]

Marmel,

Can you put me in the next set of cards?

[Marmel]

Fight Card from Gimnasio Milson Nelson Arena in Rio De Jinero, Brazil. Fight Date: 03/07/2005


Opening Bout: Anthony ‘The English Assassin’ Lee vs. Kevin ‘Ice’ Heath

Preliminary Bout #1: John ‘Killer’ Naumoff vs. David ‘The Assassin’ Gonzalez, Part II

Preliminary Bout #2: AJ ‘Tuck’ Tucker vs. Clyde ‘The Grape Ape’ Kong

Support Bout: Bruce ‘The Letter Opener’ Babson vs. Colton ‘The Blade Bomber’ Mayes

Co-feature: Jobu ‘The Suckpuppy’ Eckman vs. Chris ‘The Silver Subby’ Shue

Main Event: Gertbeef ‘The Adversary’ Roe vs. Lytic ‘Ravenhawk Killa’ Virus. A victory for Roe will guarantee him a shot at the FOFC strap. A victory by Virus will put him into contention for a title shot at this point in his career.

[Marmel]

Opening Bout, scheduled for 8 rounds.


Anthony ‘The English Assassin’ Lee (0-0) vs. Kevin ‘Ice’ Heath (0-1)

Heath comes to the ring in perfect shape. Lee looks a bit paunchy for his fight professional fight.



Lee comes out confident, and is working the jab into the face of Heath and mixing in some solid body shots. With about a minute left in the round, Heath lands his first real clean punch and it is a sharp jab to the face of Lee, which buckles his knees and sends him down for a 5 count! Heath care of business after that and easily wins the round, probably by 2 points. Lee comes out of the round with a swelling on his right eye already.

In round 2, Lee showed little effects from the knockdown, and the round turned into a real slug fest. Lee got the better of Heath in this round thanks to a very strong finish.

Heath regrouped for round 3 and started off very strong. A nice left-right combination and then a couple nice right crosses gave him an early lead in this round, but Lee fought back hard, and once again finished up the round quite strong to take another round on the cards.

In round 4, Heath once again starts strong, but Lee once again comes back in the later part of the round to catch up and then with little time left in the round, he knocks Heath down for a 3 count! We are halfway through this fight and I have Lee winning 3 of the 4 rounds, but Heath’s one round is a 10-8 one.

Finally, in round 5, Heath is able to put together a complete 3 minute round. Lee tried to fight back late and steal another one, but Heath remained aggressive this time and matched Lee shot for shot in the close minute of the round. Lee’s eye is starting to look pretty bad, but with only 3 rounds left, I think it will hold up.

Lee looks pretty tired in round 6, and the action slowed down a bit here. Heath was not able to take advantage of a tiring Lee in this round, and the two battled to a very even round.

Lee seems to have found his second wind here in round 7. He looks faster than Heath and is clearly much more effective in this round. Late in the round, he rips a right cross into the cheek of Heath and cuts him open pretty bad. The ref halts the fight and asks the doctor to take a look at the cut. Heath’s corner pleads with the doctor to let him finish the fight since this round is over and there is only 1 more left. The doctor disagrees and surprisingly, stops it!


The winner by TKO at the 2:52 mark of Round 7 is Anthony ‘The English Assassin’ Lee!!!

[Johnny93g]

My bout with the assasin is up next, dont dont if i want to see the results......I can get through 1 fight...can't I?

[juiceparis]

Hey marmel, is there a rematch with KGB coming up for me?

[Marmel]

Preliminary Bout #1, scheduled for 8 rounds.


John ‘Killer’ Naumoff (0-3) vs. David ‘The Assassin’ Gonzalez (1-3-1)

Both fighters come to the ring in perfect condition.



Round 1 of this fight is all David Gonzalez. He landed some real nice punches in this round, and also limited Naumoff to just a few glancing blows, but nothing clean.

Early in round 2, Gonzalez lands a wild right hand into the face of Naumoff. Naumoff is hurt badly and voluntarily takes a knee! He gets back up after the ref counts to 9. A solid combination not long after the first knockdown, sends Naumoff to the canvas again, this time not voluntarily. It takes a count of 8 before he gets back up. Gonzalez cannot finish him off in this round though.

It is still all David Gonzalez here in round 3, but at least Naumoff was able to stay on his feet for the full 3m minutes. He does have a swelling in his right eye now, though.

Gonzalez slowed way down in the 4th round, and Naumoff took advantage by pressing the action and scoring more points. His punches don’t appear to have much sting though. Through 4 rounds of this scheduled 8 rounder, I have Gonzalez up 3 rounds to 1, with one of those 3 rounds being a 2 pointer.

In round 5, Naumoff has finally found something that works and he is landing a bunch of nice punches to the face and body of Gonzalez. One shot to the ribs sends Gonzalez down for an 8 count! Gonzalez gets back up, but Naumoff sends him back down to the canvas with a great right hand to the face of Gonzalez. This time he gets up at the count of 6. When he does return to his feet, Gonzalez has a glazed over look in his eyes and the ref stops the fight!!!


The winner, by TKO, at the 2:38 mark of Round 5 is JOHN ‘KILLER’ NAUMOFF!!!!

[Marmel]

Originally Posted by juiceparis

Hey marmel, is there a rematch with KGB coming up for me?

I have not thought that far out yet. Roe is next in line if he can win on this card. I am quite sure you will have a title shot coming up very soon though.

[Marmel]

Preliminary Bout #2, scheduled for 8 rounds.


AJ ‘Tuck’ Tucker (0-2) vs. Clyde ‘The Grape Ape’ Kong (1-2-2)

Both fighters look to be in great shape for this fight. Reports are that Tucker trained as hard as he ever has for a fight. Hopefully, he did not overdo it and leave the fight in the gym.



Kong opens the fight with a beautiful uppercut and then a few terrific hooks that all landed cleanly. He looked to be in complete control of the fight early on, but Tucker saw an opening late in the round and snuck in a huge shot which caught Kong by surprised and dropped him to the canvas for a count of 7! Without that, Tucker loses this round, but now you have to give it to him.

Kong starts off strong again in round 2, but Tucker comes back to make it a fight in this round. Kong has the stronger finish and I would give him this round, but just barely.

Tucker starts round 3 strong, but two big rights from Kong turns the momentum in his favor and he rides that to an easy victory here in the 3rd round of this fight.

Kong had Tucker in a world of trouble here in round 4. He was awfully close to at least knocking Tucker down, if not out. But credit Tucker for staying up, even if he got creamed in this round. Halfway through the fight, I give 3 rounds to Kong and 1 to Tucker. The knockdown is the wildcard here.

The action seemed to slow down here in round 5, at least until Kong threw a nice power jab and knocked Tucker down for a count of 4! Kong moves in for the kill, and scores another knockdown right before the bell. Tucker gets up pretty quick and gets out of the round, but Kong is really pulling out to a big lead.

Kong looked to keep control of the fight in round 6, but he gets caught with a solid hook from Tucker that drops him for a 4 count! Kong gets out of the round, but lets Tucker back into the fight with that knockdown.

Both fighters leave it out out in the ring here and round 7 and battle to a very even round. This fight is still Kong’s to win if he can take care of business in the 8th and final round.

The 8th and final round was not nearly as eventful as I would have expected, especially form Tucker’s end. It was a close round but I think Kong had the advantage. This fight goes to the cards:


Jeffrey Belton scores the fight 76-73.

Roger Tilleman scores it 75-73.

Daniel Van De Weile scores it 76-73 for the winner, by unanimous decision, CLYDE ‘THE GRAPE APE’ KONG!!!!

[Marmel]

Hmmm...Kong has not lost in 4 fights now.

[Johnny93g]

Originally Posted by Marmel

The winner, by TKO, at the 2:38 mark of Round 5 is JOHN ‘KILLER’ NAUMOFF!!!!

I won, I actually won a fight...now that ive tasted victory, Im unstoppable.....all right, who's next

[kingfc22]

I SUCK

[Marmel]

Support Bout, scheduled for 8 rounds.

Bruce ‘The Letter Opener’ Babson (1-3) vs. Colton ‘The Blade Bomber’ Mayes (2-3-1)

Mayes looks to be in great shape for this fight. Babson seems to be carrying some extra weight around, which may affect him.



Some great exchanges right from the opening bell of this fight. Babson was landing cleaner and a straight right sent Mayes down for a 4 count early on! Babson moves in for the kill after Mayes gets back up, but was only able to land one more real effective punch in the round.

Mayes comes back with a solid round 2, particularly on the defensive end. He really limited Babson’s chances, and scored enough to easily take this round.

In round 3, Babson comes back strong from the beating he took and started landing once again. A huge right across the forehead of Mayes sent him stumbling backwards and then down! Mayes answers to a 4 count. As soon as he got up, Babson clobbered him with a nasty combination and Mayes goes down again, this time for a 6 count! Babson again moves in on him, and is pummeling him once again. Mayes is not fighting back, which leaves the ref no option but to stop this fight here in the Round 3!!


The winner, by TKO, at the 2:26 mark of Round 3 is BRUCE ‘THE LETTER OPENER’ BABSON!!!!!

[JeeberD]

Hey Marm, after this card how difficult and time consuming would it be for you to make list everyone's records and possibly some rankings? I've gotten lost with how many people have signed up...

[Marmel]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Hey Marm, after this card how difficult and time consuming would it be for you to make list everyone's records and possibly some rankings? I've gotten lost with how many people have signed up...

Not a problem!

[JeeberD]

You rock...

[BYU 14]

Despite training at McDonalds the English Assasin lays a big Mac on Mr. Heath......Now we can get serious......first order of Business, only room for one Assasin in this World.....Calling out David "The Assasin" Gonzalez for my next outing!!

[kingfc22]

I have no problem being the worst FOFC boxer, but one thing I can not stand is some prude from England calling me out. I am the Assassin and no jackass upstart from the other side of the ocean, yea it's not a pond, is going to take my name away from me.

Bring it on!!!

[Marmel]

See I like this! Special stipulation for this match, is the loser gives up his nickname and the winner gets to choose the new one for the losing fighter.

[JAG]

Hah, I barely even trained for my last fight and still knocked the stuffing out of Mayes. Just need to find a suitable victim for the fight to bring me back to .500.

[condors]

any chance for a williams vs babson matchup next card?

[lytic]

Juice... you gotta get past the Virus if you want KGB! You might get around a cold, but you can't defeat a VIRUS!

(okay I better beat Roe now...)

[JAG]

"Mildfire" - You've got a bad reputation in the ring for boring-ass fights. That will never do. When the crowd sees me step in the ring, they need to know they're getting a real show! I have just the guy for my next bout: "Stunner" Stan Gunner. We'll show you wussies with no power how to knock the crap out of your opponent. Crowd wants blood, we'll give 'em blood.

[Kevin]

Gertrude better be able to beet Virus easily if he expects a title shot. I've already exposed Virus to be a glorified club fighter.

Juice wasn't a bad opponent. I would be happy to finish the beating the referee so unfortunately stopped. Commissioner Marmel should find an arena next to hospital if Juice qualifies for a re-match.

[Blade]

Alright...who wants to step into the ring with me...I should be an easy mark...

(Is it considered a hustle attempt when you really do suck?)

[condors]

cough-coward-cough

ok gimmie someone who isn't afraid of a boxing lesson

[MikeVic]

Hey Killer, wipe that angry look off your face... your panties are showing. You want another opponent? Feeling cocky after that last victory? Why don't you take on M-squared!

[JAG]

coward coming from the 'boxer' who does nothing more than run from his opponent and clinch whenever possible. Call me when you learn to fight like a real man.

[condors]

i took my lessons from "the greatest" if you had the talent you would too

[Raven Hawk]

Anybody want to use Cobra Catalan as a punching bag? I promise to spend a lot of time inspecting the mat close up.

[Travis]

I'm ready to go against anybody who is willing to slug it out in the middle of the ring. No showboating required.

[StanGunner]

First it was the TenderFoot stomp
Then Mr Miller was out of time
Now we see with much ado and pomp
Babson going down before his prime

Stunner is ready for "The Letter Opener"

[Blade6119]

I now hate my guy...can i like retire or something and start over?

[Achilles]

First Name: Alex
Last Name: Anderson-Atinger
Nickname: Triple A(AAA)
Left or Right Handed: Left
Hometown: North Pole, Antartica


Use 33 points among these three categories:

Control vs. Boxer: 13
Control vs. Slugger: 10
Power: 10

Chin Vs. Knockdown 3
Chin vs. Knockout 1
Recovery 2

Absorb Punishment

Killer Instinct 8
Aggresiveness 6
Endurance 10

Inside

Slugger

Choose foul frequency:
seldom

[Raven Hawk]

Originally Posted by condors

cough-coward-cough

ok gimmie someone who isn't afraid of a boxing lesson

Cobra Catalan is in need of some boxing lessons, if you want to beat on him for awhile.

[Blade6119]

wait, i wont retire, ill just pad everyones record...thats seems to be all my guy can do nowadays

[RainRaven]

Brandon Valike would like to knock someone esle out on the next card. Step on up!

[JAG]

Originally Posted by StanGunner

First it was the TenderFoot stomp
Then Mr Miller was out of time
Now we see with much ado and pomp
Babson going down before his prime

Stunner is ready for "The Letter Opener"

Glad to see you step up to the challenge. However, the only thing that'll be "stunning" in this fight is how fast you hit the mat.

[JAG]

Originally Posted by Blade6119

I now hate my guy...can i like retire or something and start over?

Don't feel bad Mayes. You lasted three rounds...that's two more than Gonzalez did.

[Wolfpack]

I repeat, I am "King" of the ass-whipped in this group. I am the only one who has been sent to the hospital in a fight. All you other candyasses get back in line. I reserve the right to be the next punching bag for some hot up-and-comer.

So there.

[Johnny93g]

Originally Posted by MikeVic

Hey Killer, wipe that angry look off your face... your panties are showing. You want another opponent? Feeling cocky after that last victory? Why don't you take on M-squared!

Bring it on, the pride of Toronto will make you cry

[lytic]

what happened to the rest of the fights... I've been waiting all day!!! The suspense is killing me!