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Old 09-25-2009, 09:57 AM   #3551
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19.2 Pounder? GOOD FREAKIN' GOD!


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Old 09-25-2009, 10:52 AM   #3552
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Not exactly laugh-out-loud funny, but chuckle-worthy I think.
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Old 09-25-2009, 12:00 PM   #3553
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Old 09-25-2009, 06:35 PM   #3554
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Old 09-25-2009, 06:43 PM   #3555
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That Nicholas Cage is amazing!
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Old 09-25-2009, 07:48 PM   #3556
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Old 09-25-2009, 07:55 PM   #3557
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He remind me of that baby in Spirited Away.

Holy crap, I love that movie and just watched it again yesterday. Ubaba!!!
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Old 09-25-2009, 08:08 PM   #3558
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That Nicholas Cage is amazing!

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Old 09-25-2009, 09:17 PM   #3559
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Old 09-26-2009, 12:11 AM   #3560
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"They laugh at my boner, will they?!?!"

Now we now why the Joker turned to a life of crime. That was hilarious
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Old 09-26-2009, 02:35 AM   #3561
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Old 09-26-2009, 02:36 AM   #3562
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I believe 50 is the default

EDIT: I guess I can't buck tradition.



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Old 09-26-2009, 09:37 PM   #3563
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SI

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Old 09-26-2009, 09:50 PM   #3564
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Old 09-26-2009, 09:52 PM   #3565
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Funny stuff.

Waiting on the verdict, offensive or not offensive? It's kind of factual, right? The nipple may be a bit much.
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Old 09-27-2009, 01:04 AM   #3566
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Old 09-27-2009, 01:09 AM   #3567
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Old 09-27-2009, 01:29 AM   #3568
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I'm going to need an explanation on the last one.
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Old 09-27-2009, 01:38 AM   #3569
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Old 09-27-2009, 01:41 AM   #3570
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Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle, even.

Even my drunk ass knows that shit.

You just got punk'd.
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Old 09-27-2009, 01:43 AM   #3571
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Old 09-27-2009, 03:53 AM   #3572
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Old 09-27-2009, 03:57 AM   #3573
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Old 09-27-2009, 03:58 AM   #3574
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EDIT: So we dont break tradition:


BEN EDIT: Just so I don't break tradition, Blade to the box for pic showing nipple.
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Old 09-27-2009, 04:34 AM   #3575
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And I just noticed that that cat it looking in the perfect direction lol
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Old 09-27-2009, 10:47 AM   #3576
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Old 09-28-2009, 12:25 AM   #3577
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aww keeley
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Old 09-28-2009, 12:29 AM   #3578
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Dwayne Johnson is the coolest person I have ever seen.

Between him and Brenden Frasier, I can't choose my biggest man-crush.

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Old 09-28-2009, 05:37 AM   #3579
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Old 09-28-2009, 06:03 AM   #3580
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Old 09-28-2009, 06:06 AM   #3581
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Old 09-28-2009, 06:11 AM   #3582
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:13 AM   #3583
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:52 AM   #3584
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:01 AM   #3585
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:09 AM   #3586
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i'd like to point out that that's a video, not an image

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Old 09-28-2009, 09:14 AM   #3587
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i'd like to point out that that's a video, not an image

/threadpolice

Sorry. If we call it a moving picture, does that count?
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:16 AM   #3588
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i'd like to point out that that's a video, not an image

/threadpolice
Ya, videos belong in the youtube thread, this is about images and gifs
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:18 AM   #3589
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Regardless, that video has stripped away any desire I might have had to have children.
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:23 AM   #3590
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Ya, videos belong in the youtube thread, this is about images and gifs

Sorry, I thought that was only for YouTube videos.

I've obviously riled up the natives.
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:26 AM   #3591
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dude...i could care less if it's a video or an image. i was just...trying to avoid work on a monday morning
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:28 AM   #3592
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dude...i could care less if it's a video or an image. i was just...trying to avoid work on a monday morning

Im trying to avoid finishing this paper on Corporate Bankruptcy Law
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:32 AM   #3593
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Funny stuff.

Waiting on the verdict, offensive or not offensive? It's kind of factual, right? The nipple may be a bit much.

Well it's a more advanced joke than "Ha ha, you believe in god, ha ha."
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:36 AM   #3594
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dude...i could care less if it's a video or an image. i was just...trying to avoid work on a monday morning

(boss whacks DT in back of head with a paddle)
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:39 AM   #3595
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Fake.

And not an image.
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:58 AM   #3596
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(boss whacks DT in back of head with a paddle)

"boss" is out of town. I go out of town tomorrow. plus there's the question of.."is he really 'boss' since i'm a co-owner of the company (although he is majority owner)"
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Old 09-28-2009, 10:27 AM   #3597
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The Facebook thing with the roommates was funny, but I was wondering when the Nolan guy was going to say you have an iPhone but not enough $$ for a microwave?
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Old 09-28-2009, 10:35 AM   #3598
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The Facebook thing with the roommates was funny, but I was wondering when the Nolan guy was going to say you have an iPhone but not enough $$ for a microwave?

My sister-in-law is like that. You get the 'Oh whoa is me, I have no money', but she has all the money in the world for Starbucks, Cigarettes, U-verse, Iphone and going to concerts and conventions.
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Old 09-28-2009, 11:32 AM   #3599
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My sister-in-law is like that. You get the 'Oh whoa is me, I have no money', but she has all the money in the world for Starbucks, Cigarettes, U-verse, Iphone and going to concerts and conventions.

There is a name for people like this....
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:03 PM   #3600
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The Facebook thing with the roommates was funny, but I was wondering when the Nolan guy was going to say you have an iPhone but not enough $$ for a microwave?
Probably because that posting is a fake?
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