04-18-2011, 12:56 PM | #3801 |
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love posts that have "kathy griffin" and "spread" in the same sentence
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04-18-2011, 02:32 PM | #3802 |
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had one of those comedic moments last night where you bend down and try to pick something up off the ground, and then your back can't straighten up again. har har. Except instead of a laugh track playing, it took me 20 minutes to walk up from the basement. I'm in so much pain, but at least it is going away today as I've taken a shitload of tylenol and applied some ben gay.
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04-18-2011, 10:38 PM | #3803 |
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I just found out yesterday that I will likely bowl in head-to-head matches against one of the girls from the NCAA championship team over the summer. Ugh. I'm gonna get my ass kicked.
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04-18-2011, 10:59 PM | #3804 |
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DiSarona commercials piss me off.
So to make 'DiSarona & Cranberry', I mix DiSarona and cranberry juice? You don't say!
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04-19-2011, 07:36 AM | #3805 | |
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but, how would you make DiSorrona and ginger ale? hmmm, I wonder...
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04-19-2011, 09:28 AM | #3806 |
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You can take her. Unless you are talking about getting your ass kicked in bowling.. in the case you are probably screwed.
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04-19-2011, 01:05 PM | #3807 |
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Trackmania 2--First trailer teaser
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04-19-2011, 01:59 PM | #3808 |
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This has been making the Facebook round, but, I think it's funny.
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04-19-2011, 07:52 PM | #3809 |
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For the record, I now quickly scan to see if a new facebook status has "repost this if" in it or similar. If it does, I do not read it at all, let alone repost it.
Please stop doing this, world. |
04-19-2011, 07:56 PM | #3810 |
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For the record, I now quickly scan to see if a new facebook status has "repost this if" in it or similar. If it does, I do not read it at all, let alone repost it.
Please stop doing this, world. Repost this if you agree! |
04-19-2011, 08:00 PM | #3811 |
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04-19-2011, 08:26 PM | #3812 |
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Posted by request from a friend For the record, I now quickly scan to see if a new facebook status has "repost this if" in it or similar. If it does, I do not read it at all, let alone repost it. Please stop doing this, world. Repost this if you agree!
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04-19-2011, 08:33 PM | #3813 | |||
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04-19-2011, 08:44 PM | #3814 |
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This place really needs a "Love" button, 'cause "Like" just isn't enough
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04-19-2011, 09:12 PM | #3815 |
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4 the record!!!!! I now quickly scan 2c if a new facebok status has "repost this if" in it -- or similar!!!! If it does, I DO NOT READ IT AT ALL, let alone REPOST it!!! Please stop doing this....WORLD! Repost this if you agree!!!1111
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04-19-2011, 09:14 PM | #3816 |
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Either my next door neighbor or my across the yard neighbor has a green laser. The other night, it was randomly dancing on my bedroom window for a couple seconds. Just now saw it again, this time on my back deck window. Probably some stupid little snot with the thing, but those mo-fos are bright, and I'd rather not have them shined into my house, even if for only a couple seconds.
/tk
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04-19-2011, 09:39 PM | #3817 |
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04-19-2011, 10:14 PM | #3818 | |
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Time to get some mirrors
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04-19-2011, 10:40 PM | #3819 |
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Oh my god...
I just found out my sister's husband has been giving my sister's prescription valium to his crackhead brother who was just released a couple weeks ago. Says he thinks his brother is off the crack & the valium will help him stay clean. He VOLUNTEERED the info that they had valium. |
04-19-2011, 10:45 PM | #3820 |
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Reading is fundamental. I thought TK said SHE was dancing in front of her bedroom window, and I was about to say that that was a damn lie because I didn't see her.
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04-19-2011, 10:56 PM | #3821 | |
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Hey, get your own thing. Posting words in all caps for emphasis is MY THING! Get your OWN. |
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04-19-2011, 10:57 PM | #3822 | |
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04-20-2011, 10:40 AM | #3823 |
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Please copy and paste this as your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone. If you don't know anyone, or even if you've heard of anyone who doesn't know anyone, then do still copy this. It's important to spread the message even if no one knows anything about anyone. Oh, and the hearts. Please, please, please, don't forget the hearts. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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04-20-2011, 10:48 AM | #3824 |
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Tempted to post that on my long dormant Facebook account.
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04-20-2011, 11:26 AM | #3825 |
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Go for it, I mean, it's really really really important. If you don't repost, how will anyone know?
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04-20-2011, 11:32 AM | #3826 |
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But people may get the correct impression that I'm some type of asshole.
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04-20-2011, 11:46 AM | #3827 |
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When I get home, I'm gonna punch your momma right in the mouth.
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04-20-2011, 12:40 PM | #3828 |
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Can't wait for the semester to be over with. Man, I hate teaching.
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04-20-2011, 01:01 PM | #3829 |
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The comedy continues on my FB, where roughly half the people who have liked the status update above could be fairly called targets of the satire.
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04-20-2011, 01:16 PM | #3830 |
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04-20-2011, 05:07 PM | #3831 |
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POST ME AS YOUR STATUS, ASSHOLES
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04-20-2011, 06:03 PM | #3832 |
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Yeah, as if my FB friends could handle that. Too much greatness at once Pumpy, it'd kill too many of them.
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04-20-2011, 06:08 PM | #3833 | |
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04-21-2011, 02:23 PM | #3834 |
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This morning, I was told by one of my daughter's friend's mother that I look like Jack Kennedy. It was right in front of my wife, and it was awkward. I just looked up some pictures of him, and I really don't know if I should take it as a compliment or an accidental insult.
I guess that's what I get for going back to my graduation haircut.
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04-21-2011, 02:28 PM | #3835 | |
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04-21-2011, 02:56 PM | #3836 | |
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04-21-2011, 03:45 PM | #3837 |
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I giggle every time I pass the link for this at the Post-Gazette website
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04-21-2011, 05:59 PM | #3838 |
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You are kidding, right? You do understand the use of "Jack" here, right? I try not to ask these kinds of questions too often, but this one scared me a little bit somehow.
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04-21-2011, 06:58 PM | #3839 |
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I think Schmidty looks like Jamie Kennedy
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04-21-2011, 07:26 PM | #3840 | |
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Yes I know the use of Jack, but you understand the confusion that could arise?
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04-21-2011, 07:32 PM | #3841 |
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Nobody would have called Jackie Kennedy, "Jack"
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04-21-2011, 07:44 PM | #3842 | |
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Yeah, I get it (and the glancing shot at Schmidty) ... for some reason I just had an uneasy feeling about this particular instance. (and no, that's not a glancing shot at you). Probably just a squirrel scampering across my future grave or something.
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04-21-2011, 07:48 PM | #3843 |
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Fuck man I was trying to make a joke. Thanks a lot buzzkill... |
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Should I point out the uneasiness of using "glancing shots" in a post referring to another post that had references to JFK? |
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04-21-2011, 09:22 PM | #3845 |
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04-21-2011, 09:50 PM | #3846 |
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I've seen at least four different references to cupcakes in various FB posts or Tweets in the past hour. That's a little random even for the internet.
Was today National Cupcake Day? Is there some religious significance to them that I'm not thinking about? I'm all for their delicious baked goodness & what not but I feel like I'm missing something here.
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04-21-2011, 09:55 PM | #3847 | |
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04-21-2011, 10:01 PM | #3848 | |
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Bitches cant cook no more so they like to make Red Velvet cupcakes and decorate them fancy hah and brag about it on FaceBook. |
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04-21-2011, 10:03 PM | #3849 | |
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I'm afraid it goes deeper than that. One of the references was by an Italian hard rock/heavy metal record label on Twitter.
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04-21-2011, 10:30 PM | #3850 | |
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I hate red velvet cupcakes.
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