Is it Possible to Fudge a bank Statement? - Page 8

Philliesfan980 · 06-22-2006, 05:13 PM

Just forge the damn statement, I'm sure she's not going over it with a fine toothed comb, and she'll never bring it up again.

DeToxRox · 06-22-2006, 05:23 PM

Jimmy I got four words for ya

REAL SEX TAKE ONE

Karlifornia · 06-22-2006, 05:32 PM

Just tell your wife that your uncle knocked around your nay-nay when you were 4 and you have these uncontrollable urges. Then start crying and gingerly humping your couch.

JeeberD · 06-22-2006, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miked

"We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... "

In my experience most Olive Garden waitresses wear thongs...

JeeberD · 06-22-2006, 05:57 PM

Dola-

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galaxy

You should call Dr. Phil.

HAH! I just recently found out that my best friend growing up (and one of my groomsmen) wrote a letter to Dr Phil and wound up on the show with his wife back in April. I've been trying like hell to figure out how to get a copy of the episode without having to pay for it!

oliegirl · 06-22-2006, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Dola-

HAH! I just recently found out that my best friend growing up (and one of my groomsmen) wrote a letter to Dr Phil and wound up on the show with his wife back in April. I've been trying like hell to figure out how to get a copy of the episode without having to pay for it!

Why were they on? What was the topic of the show?

JeeberD · 06-22-2006, 06:08 PM

Basically, he wrote in because he's an aspiring country music singer and she's jealous of the girls who fawn over him. Or something like that...

JeeberD · 06-22-2006, 06:09 PM

This was the episode...the second part, about Bobby and Danyel.

http://drphil.com/shows/show/715/

duckman · 06-22-2006, 06:17 PM

Phil's analogies are the best.

"If you walk into a lake and don't eventually start paddling when the water gets deep, you're going to drown."

oliegirl · 06-22-2006, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Basically, he wrote in because he's an aspiring country music singer and she's jealous of the girls who fawn over him. Or something like that...

So did Dr. Phil help them?

Coffee Warlord · 06-22-2006, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

In my experience most Olive Garden waitresses wear thongs...

Pix plz.

JeeberD · 06-22-2006, 06:43 PM

He helped my friend get a ton of hits on his website. Beyond that...I'm not sure. He and I don't get to chat all that often, and when we do we don't talk about his relationship with his wife.

Greyroofoo · 06-22-2006, 07:03 PM

I'm confused.

I always thought the whole point to marriage was to cheat on your spouse before they cheat on you

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-22-2006, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

In my experience most Olive Garden waitresses wear thongs...

Am I the only one who can't help but picture Jeeber in a thong?

Greyroofoo · 06-22-2006, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Am I the only one who can't help but picture Jeeber in a thong?

yes

Franklinnoble · 06-22-2006, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Am I the only one who can't help but picture Jeeber in a thong?

Well, not NOW, thank you very much.

oliegirl · 06-22-2006, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Am I the only one who can't help but picture Jeeber in a thong?

pix pls k thx

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-22-2006, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oliegirl

pix pls k thx

From my cold, dead hands...

oliegirl · 06-22-2006, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

From my cold, dead hands...

I'll trade you for a Marc Jacobs handbag

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-22-2006, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oliegirl

I'll trade you for a Marc Jacobs handbag

Sorry Jeebs, every girl has her price

QuikSand · 06-22-2006, 07:45 PM

As is often the case, I have agreed with everything Maple Leafs has said in this thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

You're fucked.

And here, the agreement gets even firmer.

Galaxy · 06-22-2006, 08:00 PM

Pics pls of the wife, thanks

Galaxy · 06-22-2006, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Basically, he wrote in because he's an aspiring country music singer and she's jealous of the girls who fawn over him. Or something like that...

For some reason, that is really funny.

Galaxy · 06-22-2006, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Sorry Jeebs, every girl has her price

Or could blackmail Jeebs with pics for a bigger price.

panerd · 06-22-2006, 08:03 PM

I have never heard of this company, but from what I gather their whole business has to be built on being discreet. I won't link the site as I am not sure where it falls on safeness for work, but here are some of the FAQ's from the site...

Quote:

Will you send any information to my home or office?
NO. We value your privacy and respect your security and anonymity. We will never send you any mailings or receipts.

Please note that we DO send you system notices to the email address you signed up with. You can opt-out of notifications and emails at any time by editing the settings and preferences from your 'Message Center' and 'Manage Profile' section.

Important Note: If you send our customer service department an email, they will reply to you via email unless you request otherwise.

If paying by Debit Card, what Company name will appear on my Bank Statement?
If you extend your account and become a full member, one of our convenient methods of payment is by Bank Debit Card.

If you are paying by Bank Debit Card, the name 'GPAY' will appear on your Bank Account Statement. (Canada Only)

What Company name will appear on my credit card statement?
If you extend your account and become a full member, one of our convenient methods of payment is by credit card.

If you are paying by credit card, the name 'Ashley Madison' will appear on your credit card statement.

Note: For your convenience, there are additional and more anonymous methods of payment available. Click on 'Buy Credits' for details.

It sounds to me like you aren't being completely honest with us. There was either a collosal blunder on their part, in which case I would be all over them like stink on shit. Or (sorry, but in IMO more likely) you really did sign up for this service but the address you provided a few posts ago is a lie or you were a complete idiot and didn't check the box about staying anonymous. I see no possible way a company like this would make that mistake.

panerd · 06-22-2006, 08:07 PM

Another FAQ...

Quote:

Are there any Upfront Fees?
There are no up-front charges to sign up and use the Ashley Madison system as a Guest Member. You will NOT be required to give any credit card information during the sign up process or at any time other than when you decide to become a full member and purchase credits. (In addition to paying by credit card, there are other methods of payment available for your convenience).

Note: You will never be under any obligation to purchase credits at any time. It's free to create your profile, post up to 13 pictures, search for other people, see their pictures, send winks to let them know you're interested and reply if they send you a message.

Again, I have no reason to try and nail you or am I looking to nail you but your story seems like a load of BS. There is no way this could have all happened in one night.

oliegirl · 06-22-2006, 08:09 PM

So not only is he lying to his wife, but he is lying to us???? The bastard!!!!!!

Izulde · 06-22-2006, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by panerd

Another FAQ...

Again, I have no reason to try and nail you or am I looking to nail you but your story seems like a load of BS. There is no way this could have all happened in one night.

Which would mean if that's true, then this isn't the first time he's been there.

oliegirl · 06-22-2006, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izulde

Which would mean if that's true, then this isn't the first time he's been there.

Man, nothing gets by you does it?

panerd · 06-22-2006, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izulde

Which would mean if that's true, then this isn't the first time he's been there.

Right. He would have to be pretty impulsive to sign up for money if this was his first trip to the site.

Unfortunatly my prediction is that he really did drunkenly go on the site and thought he would get nailed and made a post here to ask what to do. But I don't believe the fact that it actually appeared on his bank statement. It just seems like something a company like this would know better than to do. (It's been years since any of my ATM receipts from strip joints had the real address on them, and this business is about 10,000 times more troubling for it's clients)

Buccaneer · 06-22-2006, 08:17 PM

Ok, give me more of a clue. I don't want to google for this site but exactly what does this site give you, esp. as you become a paying member? How could this be different than the millions of ads you see everywhere on the internet for meeting "others" in your hometown or wherever?

terpkristin · 06-22-2006, 08:21 PM

Well their slogan is, "When monogamy becomes monotany."
Basically, this is an internet dating site for those who are looking to cheat. Though there are singles there, it's aimed to those in monogamous relationships who want someone else...

From the site:
Statistics suggest that the majority of North American and European adults do not maintain permanently monogamous or "closed" relationships. In fact, it is estimated that some 50 - 60% of men and 40 - 50% of women will engage in an extramarital affair or romantic tryst at some point. People have affairs or seek open relationships for many different reasons. Some people want change, novelty, excitement, or risk.

Unfortunately, many find that the initial lure and level of sexual activity with their familiar partner fades as the relationship matures and eventually stabilizes.

Anthropologists have found that there are fundamental physiological changes that take place during the course of a relationship that contribute to the lack of long-term fidelity. Initial hormonal changes that sexually attract one person to another diminish over time and sex may become less exciting, boring or monotonous.

Many choose to recapture this sexual energy and excitement by embarking on an affair or open relationship.

Extra-marital affairs and open spousal relationships offer an opportunity to re-experience the excitement and stimulation associated with dating and courtship.

Also,

What do I do after I sign up?
	Once you've signed up, the next thing to do is update your profile. This area of the system is free to use and you can edit your details at any time. It's usually best if you adjust your personal settings and complete as much of this information as soon as you can. You may add up to 13 pictures and describe your wants and preferences for others to know more about you and what you are looking for. The more info you provide about yourself, the more interesting you will be to other people. Once you've completed your profile, start by trying out the search options. See who's online and ready to chat right now by searching those that are 'chat ready'. If you find someone you like, send them a wink or a collect message. If you wish to initiate contact, upgrade to 'Full Member' and purchase credits so you can send them an instant message or mail. To purchase credits, click on 'Buy Credits'. Once you make contact with one or more people, give yourself some time to know them better. Chat and exchange messages. Don't rush things and suggest speaking on the phone or meeting for coffee in a public place before making any further commitments.

i.e by paying, he has acknowledged that there is someone there he wants to contact...or more than one.

All in all, a bad situation, IMO. It's like match.com for those who are already in a relationship, a sure sign he wants out on some level.

/tk

JimmyWint · 06-22-2006, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by panerd

Another FAQ...

Again, I have no reason to try and nail you or am I looking to nail you but your story seems like a load of BS. There is no way this could have all happened in one night.

I wish it was a load of BS! Basically, I went on the site and I made a profile...because I had to do that to 'search'. Then as I was looking around I got a 'collect' message pop up from a woman and It said I needed credits to 'chat' with her. So I bought some of these credits and the rest is history. I small talked with her for a time, but I guess I did not satisfy her, she quit talking and I went to bed. The next morning it fully sank in what I had done.

As far as what the charge says, that is what was on the online statement when I checked this morning.

Galaxy · 06-22-2006, 08:36 PM

Here's a Dr. Phil tip: Don't get drunk.

Drunk people usually tell us about what they really feel and show their true colors.

Greyroofoo · 06-22-2006, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galaxy

Here's a Dr. Phil tip: Don't get drunk.

blasphemy!

Rizon · 06-22-2006, 08:40 PM

We really need to help this guy out. Since he wrecked his marriage, we need to help him find a really hot chick from that site.

Jimmy, I suggest you post some profiles and especially pics in this thread so we can help you find someone good.

Passacaglia · 06-22-2006, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon

We really need to help this guy out. Since he wrecked his marriage, we need to help him find a really hot chick from that site.

Jimmy, I suggest you post some profiles and especially pics in this thread so we can help you find someone good.

The worst part is that now that his marriage is fooked, he can't even go to that site!

Galaxy · 06-22-2006, 08:49 PM

I'm throwing a yellow flag on this...
Jimmy has been married for two years, yet according to this post not even a year old, Is Pot Harmless? - Front Office Football Central, has been dating a girl for a month?

Eaglesfan27 · 06-22-2006, 08:49 PM

Den den den...

The plot thickens.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-22-2006, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oliegirl

So not only is he lying to his wife, but he is lying to us???? The bastard!!!!!!

You're a dead man.

CraigSca · 06-22-2006, 08:58 PM

I don't get it. That's an awful lot of hoops to jump through just to fool some message board. Why waste one's time?

ISiddiqui · 06-22-2006, 09:00 PM

Man... how did I not click on this thread for two days?! WTF is wrong with me? It's like the best thread EVAR! It had humor, then revulsion and pity, now it has mystery like a great conspiracy is being opened up. Its like one of the greatest dramas of our time... or a soap opera.

Though, I dunno what to make of Jimmy. The 2 years wife/1 month girl he's been dating thing is interesting. Maybe he is married, but has been seeing other women, just this time is the first time he'll get caught?

What's the story?

CraigSca · 06-22-2006, 09:03 PM

Maybe he's that guy who supposedly died - Maximus, right?

Izulde · 06-22-2006, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

Man... how did I not click on this thread for two days?! WTF is wrong with me? It's like the best thread EVAR! It had humor, then revulsion and pity, now it has mystery like a great conspiracy is being opened up. Its like one of the greatest dramas of our time... or a soap opera.

Though, I dunno what to make of Jimmy. The 2 years wife/1 month girl he's been dating thing is interesting. Maybe he is married, but has been seeing other women, just this time is the first time he'll get caught?

What's the story?

It wouldn't surprise me if this was the case.

SunDevil · 06-22-2006, 09:05 PM

This thread is starting to have a Hornsmanic type tone.....

Passacaglia · 06-22-2006, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galaxy

I'm throwing a yellow flag on this...
Jimmy has been married for two years, yet according to this post, not even a year old, http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=41309, has been dating a girl for a month?

Maybe this was his mistress?

DaddyTorgo · 06-22-2006, 09:08 PM

wow...interesting twist!

kcchief19 · 06-22-2006, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CraigSca

Maybe he's that guy who supposedly died - Maximus, right?

Ping: one of our 40 mods -- IP check in aisle one, please.

Philliesfan980 · 06-22-2006, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galaxy

I'm throwing a yellow flag on this...
Jimmy has been married for two years, yet according to this post, not even a year old, http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=41309, has been dating a girl for a month?

Research at its finest. Good work!

panerd · 06-22-2006, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcchief19

Ping: one of our 40 mods -- IP check in aisle one, please.

Both from Wisconsin...

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=41856

06-22-2006, 05:32 PM	#353
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Just tell your wife that your uncle knocked around your nay-nay when you were 4 and you have these uncontrollable urges. Then start crying and gingerly humping your couch. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

06-22-2006, 06:08 PM	#357
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Basically, he wrote in because he's an aspiring country music singer and she's jealous of the girls who fawn over him. Or something like that... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

06-22-2006, 06:09 PM	#358
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	This was the episode...the second part, about Bobby and Danyel. http://drphil.com/shows/show/715/ __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

06-22-2006, 06:43 PM	#362
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	He helped my friend get a ton of hits on his website. Beyond that...I'm not sure. He and I don't get to chat all that often, and when we do we don't talk about his relationship with his wife. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

06-22-2006, 08:36 PM	#384
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	Here's a Dr. Phil tip: Don't get drunk. Drunk people usually tell us about what they really feel and show their true colors. Last edited by Galaxy : 06-22-2006 at 08:37 PM.

06-22-2006, 05:13 PM	#351
Philliesfan980 Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Exton, PA	Just forge the damn statement, I'm sure she's not going over it with a fine toothed comb, and she'll never bring it up again.

06-22-2006, 05:23 PM	#352
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Jimmy I got four words for ya REAL SEX TAKE ONE

06-22-2006, 07:03 PM	#363
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	I'm confused. I always thought the whole point to marriage was to cheat on your spouse before they cheat on you

06-22-2006, 08:00 PM	#372
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	Pics pls of the wife, thanks

06-22-2006, 08:17 PM	#381
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Ok, give me more of a clue. I don't want to google for this site but exactly what does this site give you, esp. as you become a paying member? How could this be different than the millions of ads you see everywhere on the internet for meeting "others" in your hometown or wherever?

06-22-2006, 08:49 PM	#388
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	I'm throwing a yellow flag on this... Jimmy has been married for two years, yet according to this post not even a year old, Is Pot Harmless? - Front Office Football Central, has been dating a girl for a month? Last edited by Galaxy : 07-09-2011 at 12:04 PM.

06-22-2006, 08:49 PM	#389
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	Den den den... The plot thickens. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

06-22-2006, 08:58 PM	#391
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	I don't get it. That's an awful lot of hoops to jump through just to fool some message board. Why waste one's time? __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

06-22-2006, 09:00 PM	#392
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	Man... how did I not click on this thread for two days?! WTF is wrong with me? It's like the best thread EVAR! It had humor, then revulsion and pity, now it has mystery like a great conspiracy is being opened up. Its like one of the greatest dramas of our time... or a soap opera. Though, I dunno what to make of Jimmy. The 2 years wife/1 month girl he's been dating thing is interesting. Maybe he is married, but has been seeing other women, just this time is the first time he'll get caught? What's the story? __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

06-22-2006, 09:03 PM	#393
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	Maybe he's that guy who supposedly died - Maximus, right? __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

06-22-2006, 09:05 PM	#395
SunDevil College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Tempe, AZ	This thread is starting to have a Hornsmanic type tone.....

06-22-2006, 09:08 PM	#397
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	wow...interesting twist!

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