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[st.cronin]

Originally Posted by Blade6119

Arizona State University, playboys #1 party school

And yet you have over 5000 posts on a sports simulation internet forum. Have you considered transferring somewhere where you might fit in better?

[Blade6119]

Originally Posted by amdaily

then you sir have never went drinking with me!

as for the other guy, while i went to college for 4+ years and drank, i never got myself drunk. but have let loose recently and been having more fun then ever. probably missed out on alot at college

My friends are all always trashed, and we have fun at the parties. Just seems like thats all everyone cares about, just getting trashed...somewhat doesnt appeal to me. Interesting though

[Blade6119]

Originally Posted by st.cronin

And yet you have over 5000 posts on a sports simulation internet forum. Have you considered transferring somewhere where you might fit in better?

Oh, i have my fun buddy...no worries about that...my nights, while not usually parties, are usually quite busy with evenings with ladies...ASU has been VERY good to me . My posts come during the day or on off nights(sunday night??) Actually just got back from spring break...damn good time

[Neuqua]

Originally Posted by Blade6119

I have never had a sip in my life of any form of alcohol...is that odd? I just never got the urge to(smoking/drugs too...just never felt compelled)...though i am still a freshman in college, so im sure someone will trick me eventually

I only started drinking on my 21st birthday so you're not the only one.

[Raiders Army]

Originally Posted by Blade6119

My friends are all always trashed, and we have fun at the parties. Just seems like thats all everyone cares about, just getting trashed...somewhat doesnt appeal to me. Interesting though

Once you get married, you'll understand why you need to drink.

[amdaily]

Calling Tuesday night drunks!

I wasn't planning on going out, but found out I'm probably going to lose my job by weeks end, so what the fuck.

I did learn a lesson tonight, drinking on a full stomach is far worse than an empty stomach. I could seriously vomit any second

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by amdaily

I did learn a lesson tonight, drinking on a full stomach is far worse than an empty stomach. I could seriously vomit any second

Fuck! Now that've I've been home for a few, the bloating has passed and I need more, but all I have is that god damned 40 proof vodka on hand Why must God mock me!!

[amdaily]

THis isn't apost count thingy, but i thought some of the drunks would like to know. i stole this from the WoW thread: "yesterday" by the beatles is an excellent song!

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they’re here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly, I’m not half the man I used to be,
There’s a shadow hanging over me.
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

Why she had to go I don’t know she woldn’t say.
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday

\



edhit: after listing 3 more times, this is my favotie song ever

[Karlifornia]

I used to be anti drugs and smoking.....when I was 15....Then I discovered the magic sauce and inhalable icebreakers. I was kind of shy when I was younger, so the booze really helped in the socializing department.

I've been drinking way too much lately, though. Out with people, at home alone..doesn't really matter. I think it's because I've had too much downtime lately. That'll end soon.

Oh, and down goes a shot of cheap bourbon. That's #1 of probably about 5

[terpkristin]

w000000000000000000t

Jeebs, this is for you, because I'm drinking shiraz.
I'm totally drunk. But apparently still able to type, mostly at least.

w000000000000000000000t

Maybe I should order a pizza. Any thoughts, anybody?

/tk

[cartman]

Bulleit Bourbon has been the poison of choice for me tonight. Unfortunately, I live too far out in the boondocks for pizza delivery to be an option, and I'm sure as hell not driving to get one.

Since it is a Friday during Lent, my suggestion to tk is to get a Meat Lover's from Pizza Hut.

[terpkristin]

Originally Posted by cartman

Bulleit Bourbon has been the poison of choice for me tonight. Unfortunately, I live too far out in the boondocks for pizza delivery to be an option, and I'm sure as hell not driving to get one.

Since it is a Friday during Lent, my suggestion to tk is to get a Meat Lover's from Pizza Hut.

Firday during Lent and I'm playing the role of a decent Catholic girl, I got a pizzer with green peppers.

I *am* a good little (well, 6') Catholid girl.

[Greyroofoo]

Since being drunk is my religion I'm as spiritual as anyone at this moment!

[amdaily]

Checking in

I knew tonight would fucking suck. I had to work with the ex. As usual, we had a fantastic time, laughing, joking, flirting, just like old times.

Then work ended. She left to spend a night fucking her bf, and I left to tour places we visited during better times I'm so drunk and depressed right now I know not what to do .

-edit- fear not though, i'm going to drown myself in some of that 40 proof vodka. woot@

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

Since being drunk is my religion I'm as spiritual as anyone at this moment!

i beg to differ! i feel no one gets more spirtual thany me while drunk!

[Izulde]

im hunhty gor pizza no i hate yu guys cuz piaaz rules

[Izulde]

fp;a.

,aube o;; get shity counry kitch pzza uz pizz drs is clsoed

[Izulde]

yeh i think im gona have 2 get country kitcn cuz pizza drs dun delvier

[sabotai]

Isn't college great!?

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by terpkristin

w000000000000000000t

Jeebs, this is for you, because I'm drinking shiraz.
I'm totally drunk. But apparently still able to type, mostly at least.

w000000000000000000000t

Maybe I should order a pizza. Any thoughts, anybody?

/tk

Good girl, gotta love a good bottle of Shiraz!

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by Izulde

fp;a.

,aube o;; get shity counry kitch pzza uz pizz drs is clsoed

My goal tonight is to get so drunk I type like that

[Raiders Army]

Do it. Just do it, baby.

[Greyroofoo]

word

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Do it. Just do it, baby.

Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

word

ive fone it! no re-rediting for me tongiht LOL

i went to 3 seperate bars, but none were hopping, so i went to a local park i freqqent.

that was a bad idea as i spent at least 1 hour, probably more like 1L30 physcoanayalizin myself in particualt my past relationships.

long sotrey shot )(LOL)0-, i feel alot better than when i leftb

[Greyroofoo]

i wish i was drunk enough to make random typos . I just can't get past feeling comfortably numb right now

[Balldog]

i blew a .184 in the breathelyzer yesterday at 2:30. went out to eat, threw my hamburger and destroyed my living room. i'm pretty sweet.

[ice4277]

I must say, the quality of this thread was a little disappointing this weekend.

[JeeberD]

Inspired by tk, I've got a nice buzz going from a Shiraz-Cab blend. Too bad I have to get up at 7am tomorrow...

[JeeberD]

Yes, yes...wine is tasty. Very good indeed...

[amdaily]

Well, I tried to resist, but I just threw away a rather long streak of 47 hours of sobreity for a ton of whisky and a beer

[amdaily]

+2 more whiskies

[sovereignstar]

Do you still go to raves?
Do you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and ...

[Greyroofoo]

The weekend can't get here fast enough

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

The weekend can't get here fast enough

So true Luckily mine starts on Wednesday. Since the depositgate scandal at work I only have 12 hours this week

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Do you still go to raves?
Do you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and ...

The preformace of that song fucking sucks, but the best lines are clearly:

"Life is a game that no one wins,
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin',
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit,
No take that towel and hang yourself with it,"

I suck so bad

[amdaily]

Just went back for a whisky mix. I'm confidant that I'm approaching drunk, but since I'm still using capital letters in my sentences I know I'm not quite there yet. I wish it took less to get me drunkerd

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by amdaily

Just went back for a whisky mix. I'm confidant that I'm approaching drunk, but since I'm still using capital letters in my sentences I know I'm not quite there yet. I wish it took less to get me drunkerd

okay, i;m fucking wasted bad. wrse than i planed. blame it on the ex. all i know is this last glass i;m trying to finish is tronger than any ive had all night.will prbabl vmit aftr

[ice4277]

Originally Posted by amdaily

okay, i;m fucking wasted bad. wrse than i planed. blame it on the ex. all i know is this last glass i;m trying to finish is tronger than any ive had all night.will prbabl vmit aftr

It's been about 12 hours, should we call an ambulance?

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by ice4277

It's been about 12 hours, should we call an ambulance?

Won't be nessecary, I'm good now

[JeeberD]

Corona is decent stuff. Goes down like water, but with a bit of a kick...

[amdaily]

And Wed. night drinking commences! I'm also starving, so we'll see how long this takes. A cheap Canadian Whisky + a 7up mix is the drink of choice tonight.

[Greyroofoo]

As much as I hate to do this:

I am giving up drinking until I get in better shape. I'm tired of being an alcoholic fat ass. I just want to be an alcoholic. So I swear on FOFC that no alcohol will touch my lips until I meet specific goals.

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

As much as I hate to do this:

I am giving up drinking until I get in better shape. I'm tired of being an alcoholic fat ass. I just want to be an alcoholic. So I swear on FOFC that no alcohol will touch my lips until I meet specific goals.

That's a good goal. Once you reach it, you can live my life. Wake up at 8-ish, workout like a fiend, take a 25 mile bike ride, and go for a hike.

Then, 2PM-ish hits and I turn into a completely different person. Have to go to work, get depressed about money, women, various other issues, and I start drinking until late into the night

[Greyroofoo]

sounds like a good life to me except I'm not too worried about money

[JeeberD]

I'm on my twelfth Corona of the day. Woohoo!

[amdaily]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

I'm on my twelfth Corona of the day. Woohoo!

12?

My goal for tomorrow: 13!

[amdaily]

Holy fucking fuck! No one posted in this thread all night?! God damn!

Well. I guress I go first. I went to the local bar and beat the local stoner in 301 darts solidily. Next, I needed a partner to play the Indians (real imigrants from Inda) in pool, so I recruited the stoner. The Indians had never played before, so I figured I could beat them in doubles despite the stoners inepititude.

Luckily, for my sake, he somehow made a few crucial shots as I was so fucking drunk I couldn't see stright enough to hit the cue ball. in the end, i lost by one shot. fucking pissed!

Next, I went to the golf bar, as usual, nothing going on there. I somehow managed to beat the record in 2 of 3 basketball games. No idea how that happned, but the people seated near me seemed impressed, especiaallly consiering how I had no balance left during the two games.

Next, I went to the cloesest bar, but, as they have numerous windows, I realized they were to busy to even bother with.

I took a trip I knew was to long to the local park. As drunk as I was, I'm surprised I survived the trip. Me and the ex once watched a meteror shower there. It was raining tonight, and I knew it would be, but I got out of the car in nothing but a tee shirt and stood in the rain for at least 30 minutes. I even laid down on a wet picnic table as the rain came down and my back became soaked. Fucking cold, but I disregarded it. I had wanted to hike in a downpour eariler today, but by the time I got to it had stopped raining.

Lastly, I went home. Realzing that no one else was home I decided to try another drink And that is where the night currently stands!

[cartman]

Sera, is that you? This is me, Ben... Why don't you answer my calls?

[B & B]

I guess I shouldnt breathe so much, Teri. Ha haaaah

[ice4277]

Originally Posted by amdaily

I took a trip I knew was to long to the local park. As drunk as I was, I'm surprised I survived the trip. Me and the ex once watched a meteror shower there. It was raining tonight, and I knew it would be, but I got out of the car in nothing but a tee shirt and stood in the rain for at least 30 minutes. I even laid down on a wet picnic table as the rain came down and my back became soaked. Fucking cold, but I disregarded it. I had wanted to hike in a downpour eariler today, but by the time I got to it had stopped raining.

Lastly, I went home. Realzing that no one else was home I decided to try another drink And that is where the night currently stands!

This makesmy night of drinking Newcastles ast the bar sound rather pedestrian.