STARK (GoT) Thread

[Julio Riddols]

The only fucking going on will be us fucking whores to celebrate our victories as they come.

[Coffee Warlord]

Originally Posted by Alan T

I would like for you to be my guest to a wedding at the Frey's. Should be a good time for all!

My +1 shall be +1...army. Fair enough?

[Coffee Warlord]

Sending you out raiding and pillaging, Bug.

[Coffee Warlord]

With a nice juicy target, at that.

[Coffee Warlord]

'Bout that time kids.

The armies of House Stark march - we come to the defense of King Stannis.

[Coffee Warlord]

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Sending you out raiding and pillaging, Bug.

Or not.

[MrBug708]

Sending us after Joffrey?

[Coffee Warlord]

Was, until I got a clarification on the rules. You're marching alongside me at the head of a vast host instead. Let's go killing.

[MrBug708]

Kings Landing would have been pretty nice to buy off our freedom with

[MrBug708]

Vote?

[Coffee Warlord]

I placed one for ya.

[Coffee Warlord]

Long story short, it's still in our best interest to work with Stannis. And we couldn't risk Renly nabbing two provinces.

[MrBug708]

That bastard Theon!

[Coffee Warlord]

Might not wind up as bad as you'd think. I'm hoping, anyway.

Let's hope we get some good rolls in this war - doesn't surprise me the Lannisters are joining, but I think it was the wrong move for them.

[MrBug708]

Im not rolling with Mercs fyi

[Coffee Warlord]

Apparently Stannis had WAY less troops than I hoped. Jesus.

[JAG]

He has a lot of ships though, which should help.

[Coffee Warlord]

That he most certainly does.

[MrBug708]

Are we like 2/3rd's of that host? Highgarden, Storms End, and King's Landing have a natural advantage

[Coffee Warlord]

I think we're more like 3/4's of that host.

And I wonder if your Kill Jaime "power" will come up in this.

[MrBug708]

I'm hoping that I don't lose that coin toss

[JAG]

Good luck guys, twas fun.

[MrBug708]

Wow.

That didnt go so well

Now what?

[Coffee Warlord]

For one, looks like you just got promoted.

Then we'll chat in PM.

[Coffee Warlord]

Just announced it in main thread. I'm about to make dinner, but I'll buzz you later tonight.

[MrBug708]

Just posting nonsense to bump the thread

[Coffee Warlord]

Challenge accepted.

[MrBug708]

Did u get my last message?

[Coffee Warlord]

Yeah. Dunno yet. Lot of things depends on some stuff getting resolved.

And we have all weekend.

[Coffee Warlord]

House Stark
(L) Winterfell
(L) Riverrun
(L) The Dreadfort
(L) Summerhall
(S) The Twins
(S) Deepwood Motte
(S) Karhold
(S) Casterly Rock

House Lannister
(L) Harrenhal
(S) King's Landing
(S) Crakehall
(S) Fairhaven
(S) Clegane's Keep

House Baratheon/Stannis
(L) Brightwater Keep
(S) Dragonstone
(S) Duskendale
(S) Cape Wrath

House Baratheon/Renly
(L) Highgarden
(L) Parchments
(S) Storm's End
(S) Blackhaven
(S) The Arbor
(S) Maidenpool (CONTESTED)


L - Land territory.
S - Sea territory.

Believe this is accurate. If the other houses want it, they can do it their damn selves.

[Chief Rum]

Lord Karstark has left the camp on an unknown errand.

[Chief Rum]

Lord Rickard Karstark has returned to camp... and it seems he brings a prize!

Lord Tywin Lannister is now in the hands of House Stark.

King Robb Stark has until the Day Seven deadline (tomorrow) to decide what to do with The Lannister.

[MrBug708]

Boom!

[Coffee Warlord]

Huzzah.

And I now formally offer Tywin the chance to bend knee.

[MrBug708]

Is he allowed to be in this thread?

[Coffee Warlord]

He prolly will be soon.

[MrBug708]

So I "captured" him

[Coffee Warlord]

Well, assuming the remainder of this goes to plan, it worked out.

[Coffee Warlord]

We didn't do that, I might add.

[Chief Rum]

Lord Tywin Lannister has Bent The Knee to King Robb Stark!

He has vassalled himself to House Stark, and now owes King Robb Stark a 10% tithing from his home keep of Casterly Rock.

Lord Tywin has agreed to serve his new lord to the end of his days, and King Robb Stark has agreed to protect Lord Tywin for now and ever.

Additionally, Lord Tywin has offered all of his gold, 10000 in count, to the poor to cleanse his dishonor. King Robb has donated a like amount.

Lord Tywin Lannister is no longer an Enemy of the Realm.

Lord Tywin Lannister (hoopguy) is now a bannerman to King Robb Stark (Coffee Warlord) and is available to serve his King in all the normal ways a bannerman may. He may now post in the House Stark thread.

[MrBug708]

And here we sit

[hoopsguy]

I'll be disposed with Casterly Rock business for the next several hours, but anticipate being around for the deadline.

Would be a major disappointment to reacquire Enemy status again later today ... would have hoped that our GRRM-to-be would have waited until nightfall to lift it so that wouldn't be on the table for at least one afternoon.

[Coffee Warlord]

Welcome aboard. Cooking dinner, hanging with the kid, so I may or may not be able to reply.

Go ahead and read. Then figure out which are the lies.

BTW, I think the current wheeling and dealing has us voting Theon tonight.

[MrBug708]

I'll be mostly around

[hoopsguy]

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Lord Karstark and Lord Bolton both rush out of the Stark war camp at the head of large contingencies of horsemen. It appears they are going after the fugitive Tywin Lannister, as directed by their King.

Interesting. I thought Littlefinger was lying to me about this, rather clumsily in fact.

Varys also tipped me to an assassination attempt on Melissandre. I got the info about an hour before the witch was dead. At that time, I did not have anyone that I felt needed to be tipped off to the act.

[Coffee Warlord]

I was gonna get you before anyone else, dammit, and didn't have anything for either of them to do.

I don't think I've caught either of them in a lie just yet - though they've exagerrated in places, I believe. That being said, it's still hard to trust either of them.

[Coffee Warlord]

Interesting tidbit for today you both should know, however. Word is Stannis & Joffrey have cut a deal. If it's true, that leaves Renly in real bad shape.

[hoopsguy]

Was looking to see how things would shake out with the Iron Men.
Did you get the info on what I bring to the table?

You mentioned special powers earlier - mine was offed on Day 2 when Ser Gregor died. So thanks to all here for helping with that.
I've got some limitations on taking out members of my family, but that doesn't apply to my grandson.

Also, I'm penniless for now but won't be for long.

Robb, I did not see any mention of it in the thread but did Lord Bolton make any mention of the raven I sent to him several days back? Just curious ...

[hoopsguy]

Joffrey was the only person not to put out feelers for me joining. I would not have been allowed to rejoin him anyway. I was generally pretty forthright in my communications ... similar concerns highlighted to the others that I shared with you. I did not want joining an alliance to lead to that house becoming the primary target for all others this week. I've already been on the receiving end of this once and would prefer a repeat.

I was hoping to get clarity on the Brienne issue, as well as some sense of the voting this week before being captured. But, whether you believe it or not, my intention was to come here. Probably today, maybe tomorrow. Either way, the die is cast.

If the Ironborn join with Stannis there will be significant naval challenges. I bring some ships to our alliance, but hardly the type of naval might required to go toe-to-toe with Stannis. Or, from what I can guess, House Greyjoy.

[Coffee Warlord]

Hi Jag.

Put it this way. He might have, but me and JAG probably accounted for about 30% of all of Chief's IMs...just from our Hand conversations. Things can blur a bit.

And no, but I'll ask Chief for an accounting of your stuff.