The thread for Strange News Stories - Page 8

gstelmack · 09-16-2011, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

8 year olds....there is only 1 badger, and have you seen five 8 year olds hopped up on fudgesicles? Not a pretty site!

I'll take my lone 8 year old with a fudgesicle in here over any number of badgers you wish to provide...

Ksyrup · 09-16-2011, 08:20 AM

What if it's this guy?

JPhillips · 09-16-2011, 08:53 AM

I think the morale of a group of eight years olds would break pretty quickly when confronted with the sight of a badger ripping the intestines out of one of their friends.

PilotMan · 09-16-2011, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos

http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/nation/re...qVEAI.facebook

MANILA, Philippines - Women ended armed clashes in 2 Mindanao villages by not having sex with their husbands unless the men laid down their weapons, according to the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR).
The success of the "sex strike" allowed families to start rebuilding their communities, the UN's refugee agency said.

Don't ever let your wife/girlfriend ever see this. E.V.E.R.

Funny as hell though.

cuervo72 · 09-16-2011, 09:22 AM

Within a week? Pfft.

/makes dismissive wanking motion

Ksyrup · 09-16-2011, 10:07 AM

http://www.9wsyr.com/news/local/stor...s9PtWJuVw.cspx

Two accused of running up bar tab on corpse's ATM card

DENVER (AP) - Two men accused of driving around with a dead friend, using his ATM card and visiting a strip club are charged with abusing a corpse, identity theft and criminal impersonation.

Robert Jeffrey Young and Mark Rubinson are free on bond but they couldn't be reached for comment Thursday.

It's unclear how Jeffrey Jarrett died, but the men are not charged in his death.

The Denver Post reports that in a less amusing real-life version of the film "Weekend at Bernie's," an affidavit accuses Young and Rubinson of leaving Jarrett's body in the car while they drank at a bar on his tab Aug. 27.

Investigators allege the men stopped at a restaurant, returned Jarrett's body to his home, used Jarrett's ATM card and withdrew $400 at a strip club before reporting Jarrett's death.

Rizon · 09-16-2011, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

http://www.9wsyr.com/news/local/stor...s9PtWJuVw.cspx

Two accused of running up bar tab on corpse's ATM card

DENVER (AP) - Two men accused of driving around with a dead friend, using his ATM card and visiting a strip club are charged with abusing a corpse, identity theft and criminal impersonation.

Robert Jeffrey Young and Mark Rubinson are free on bond but they couldn't be reached for comment Thursday.

It's unclear how Jeffrey Jarrett died, but the men are not charged in his death.

The Denver Post reports that in a less amusing real-life version of the film "Weekend at Bernie's," an affidavit accuses Young and Rubinson of leaving Jarrett's body in the car while they drank at a bar on his tab Aug. 27.

Investigators allege the men stopped at a restaurant, returned Jarrett's body to his home, used Jarrett's ATM card and withdrew $400 at a strip club before reporting Jarrett's death.

What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?

JediKooter · 09-16-2011, 11:48 AM

Bernie does.

molson · 09-16-2011, 12:08 PM

I would hope my friends do this when I die. Maybe I should put it in writing somewhere - but I don't know if that would protect them from the "abusing a corpse" charge.

Glengoyne · 09-16-2011, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson

I would hope my friends do this when I die. Maybe I should put it in writing somewhere - but I don't know if that would protect them from the "abusing a corpse" charge.

I gotta wonder if that is a felony. In general, I have no trouble calling corpse abuse a felony, but for these guy's sakes, I'm pulling for a misdemeanor.

That would be a helluva thing to have to show up on background checks for the rest of your life. "Corpse Abuse"...Well we're not hiring him.

JediKooter · 09-16-2011, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Glengoyne

I gotta wonder if that is a felony. In general, I have no trouble calling corpse abuse a felony, but for these guy's sakes, I'm pulling for a misdemeanor.

That would be a helluva thing to have to show up on background checks for the rest of your life. "Corpse Abuse"...Well we're not hiring him.

And then they say, "Hold on a second. Have you ever seen Weekend at Bernie's? Don't pass on us just yet until you've seen that movie".

Galaxy · 09-16-2011, 02:13 PM

Woman Dies After Injecting Face With Hot Beef Fat - ABC News

Woman Dies After Injecting Face With Hot Beef Fat

ABC News’ Mikaela Conley reports:

An Illinois woman who injected hot beef fat into her face died Thursday of a bacterial infection soon after she administered the homemade cosmetic surgery. Oddly, doctors say the questionable injections had nothing to do with her death, which was deemed natural by Illinois’ Cook County Medical Examiner’s Office.

Janet Hardt, 63 of Homewood, Ill., boiled beef, extracted the fat and injected it into her face before she went to the hospital complaining that her face felt as if it was burning, according to ABC News’ Chicago affiliate WLS-TV.

The Chicago Sun-Times reported that Hardt had infections and scarring in her mouth and on her lips, but an autopsy declared her death was a result of peritonitis, an inflammation of the abdomen’s inner wall.

This bizarre story does not come without lessons, experts say.

“There are a lot people out there doing self-injections for wrinkles, but I don’t know of any medical associations that would recommend this,” said Dr. Phillip Haeck, president of the American Society of Plastic Surgeons. “It’s not worth taking a chance with your face to try to save money when it could ultimately cost you a lot more money.”

Hardt reportedly injected her face with the beef fat several times, and she also underwent several legitimate plastic surgery procedures. Because she injected herself multiple times with the animal product, Haeck said she was at risk of developing an allergic reaction.

“One of the injections could cause the skin to erode or ulcerate,” said Haeck. “We know that injections of animal proteins do not cause systemwide failure, but it tends to cause local reactions. A lot of people who have allergic reactions to animal proteins will say that their face is burning like this woman did. That’s probably what was going on here.”

Ksyrup · 09-16-2011, 02:16 PM

There's no way that's real!

She died giving herself a hot beef injection. NO. FUCKING. WAY.

tyketime · 09-17-2011, 12:44 PM

POW! Right in the vagina...

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Lost alum Matthew Fox might lose a big chunk of change.

The 45-year-old is being sued for $25,000 by Ohio bus driver Heather Bormann, who claims Fox punched her in the vagina during a bus incident in Cleveland August 28. According to TMZ, Bormann is seeking damages for assault, battery and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

When the incident occurred, Bormann, 29, blocked Fox from boarding her party bus, but he "started swinging at me," she told Us Weekly in September. "So I punched him in the jaw."

The single mother of three added that she believes that Fox "owes me an apology."

JediKooter · 09-19-2011, 05:24 PM

Wow. This thread did not show up in the first 5 pages. Odd.

Anyway...

Sperm bank: Redheads need not apply - Health - Pregnancy - msnbc.com

"Our stock is about to explode..."

DougW · 09-23-2011, 12:08 PM

"I'll have two chicken fried steaks, a triple-meat bacon cheeseburger, fried okra, a pound of barbecue, three fajitas, a meat lover's pizza, a pint of ice cream and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts." Texas says, "that's it - no more last meal requests, you've ruined it for everyone".

Texas prisons end special last meals in executions - Yahoo! News

Suicane75 · 09-23-2011, 12:22 PM

How come nobody asks to eat the electric chair?

QuikSand · 09-23-2011, 01:25 PM

Man Details Sexual Relationship With Dolphin

Your money quote:

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“I'd warn anyone who's in a relationship with a dolphin. You have to plan an exit strategy,” says Mr Brenner.

Ksyrup · 09-23-2011, 01:37 PM

Holy crap, that reads like an Onion interview/story.

JediKooter · 09-23-2011, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSand

Man Details Sexual Relationship With Dolphin

Your money quote:

I know I'm having a hard time getting laid, but, I think I'll stick to the internet, some slow jams and some Lubriderm.

Ksyrup · 09-23-2011, 01:48 PM

I bet his book is selling like salmon cakes.

Autumn · 09-23-2011, 02:17 PM

My friend noticed that the linked Amazon store, which is just an awful thing, says, "Customers who bought this item also bought: Chicken of the Sea Tuna Chunk Light Water, 5 Ounce Tins (Pack of 48)"

JediKooter · 09-23-2011, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I bet his book is selling like salmon cakes.

I heard it's a real page flipper.

Ksyrup · 09-23-2011, 02:28 PM

If a dolphin ever came on to me, I imagine I'd have to tuna down.

Thank you thank you, I'll be here all weekend.

JediKooter · 09-23-2011, 02:41 PM

I thought most dolphins kept their emotions bottled up.

Chief Rum · 09-23-2011, 02:49 PM

I heard that dolphins have bush now

Ksyrup · 09-23-2011, 03:03 PM

You know the old saying... Blow hole or no hole.

Pumpy Tudors · 09-23-2011, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

How come nobody asks to eat the electric chair?

Thanks, I almost got fired for laughing too loudly at work.

JediKooter · 09-23-2011, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

I heard that dolphins have bush now

Ping Mr. Csonka.

Pumpy Tudors · 09-23-2011, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Ping Mr. Csonka.

He had bush on his face.

Ksyrup · 09-23-2011, 03:57 PM

Julio Riddols · 09-23-2011, 06:35 PM

Find more songs like Bob Schneider at Myspace Music

Suburban Rhythm · 09-27-2011, 11:41 AM

The headline isn't great, but the video is great

Quote:

Homeowner, 74, Fends Off Shirtless Intruder

HAMPTON TOWNSHIP, Pa. -- A Hampton Township resident was forced to fight off a shirtless intruder who stumbled into his home and started choking him

Hampton Couple Fights Off Intruder With Wrestling Moves, Statue - News Story - WPXI Pittsburgh

Found a better video from another station, must watch full screen

JediKooter · 09-27-2011, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

He had bush on his face.

Is that like two in the bush?

Ksyrup · 09-27-2011, 12:51 PM

'Toe Suck Fairy' arrested on new charges

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/...78Q38420110927

Some of my favorite parts (non-toe parts, that is):

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Earlier in the month an 83-year-old woman told police she was sitting in a chair in front of her apartment when a man approached her. He took off one of her shoes and began sucking her toes, police said.

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And, he was convicted in 1991 of making threats for telling a convenience store clerk that he wanted to cut off her feet and suck her toes while she bled to death. For that, he was sentence to four years in state prison, but served just over a year.

In 1999, Wyatt was arrested again, police said, after asking a woman in a northwest Arkansas Walmart if she wanted him to amputate her feet and showing her pictures of women with no feet.

JediKooter · 09-27-2011, 12:57 PM

MacroGuru · 10-03-2011, 04:12 PM

Naked man harassing hikers in Mill Creek Canyon

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By Erin Alberty
The Salt Lake Tribune
First published Oct 02 2011 10:40PM
Updated 34 minutes ago
A naked man made his fifth appearance this year in Mill Creek Canyon on Sunday morning, when he exposed himself to a woman on the Burch Hollow Trail.
The woman was running the trail about 11 a.m. when the man stood up from behind a bush, exposing himself, said Unified Police Department spokesman Justin Hoyal.
The man was wearing no clothing; his feet were obscured by the bush, so the woman did not know whether he was wearing shoes.
The woman reported the encounter to another hiker, who notified police, Hoyal said.
The man is described as 5 feet 11 inches to 6 feet tall and overweight. He is white and bald or balding, Hoyal said.
The description matches that of a man who has exposed himself to four other women in Mill Creek Canyon since summer began, Hoyal said.
"He hasn’t assaulted anybody yet," he said. "He just stands there naked."
Hoyal urged against hiking alone. Anyone with information may call police at 801-743-7000.

I bolded my favorite part....as if that had any precedence here....

"Yes, he was almost naked...he had on a pair of 1984 Air Jordans.."

JediKooter · 10-03-2011, 04:30 PM

It's going to start getting pretty cold in Salt Lake City here real soon. I think shrinkage will be a factor.

cartman · 10-05-2011, 09:56 PM

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Chilli contest leaves two in hospital

Emergency services were called to Kismot Restaurant’s curry-eating challenge, on St Leonards Place, Edinburgh, after competitors started writhing on the floor in agony, vomiting and fainting during the contest.
One participant, Curie Kim was so ill after sampling the “Kismot Killer” that she had to be taken by ambulance to the Edinburgh Royal Infirmary twice in a matter of hours.

The Scottish Ambulance Service said it wanted the restaurant to review the way the event was managed. Paramedics attended the event on Saturday - the busiest day of the week for the ambulance service - costing the service several hundred pounds.

Participants were required to sign a legal disclaimer prior to taking part in the competition, and two members of the British Red Cross were on hand, but they could not cope with the nature of the injuries sustained.
Curry house owner Abdul Ali admitted that he would have to “tone down” the contest, but said the challenge had raised hundreds of pounds for charity CHAS.

He added that half of the 20 people who took part in the challenge had dropped out after witnessing the first 10 diners vomiting, collapsing, sweating and panting. Previously the restaurant’s Kismot Killer dish has caused diners to suffer nose bleeds and one elderly man had to go to hospital. Curie, 21, a Korean exchange student at Edinburgh University, came second in the competition, but she admitted the accolade “came with a price”.

She said: “I’ve always enjoyed spicy foods and thought this was for a good cause. But it came with a price, I had to be taken to the ERI twice."

Suicane75 · 10-06-2011, 12:28 AM

I hope everyone who entered got a fresh pair of underpants just for signing up.

Galaxy · 10-06-2011, 07:21 PM

Dwarf tossing in Florida?

Lawmaker Files Bill to Repeal State Ban on Dwarf Tossing in Bars | NBC Miami

A Florida lawmaker has filed a bill that would repeal a state law prohibiting dwarf tossing in bars.

Rep. Ritch Workman of Melbourne filed House Bill 4063 on Monday.

"To me it's an archaic kind of Big Brother law that says, 'We don't like that activity,'" Workman told the Florida Current. "Well, there is nothing immoral or illegal about that activity. All we really did by passing that law was take away some employment from some little people."

The cringe-inducing activity was outlawed in 1989, when national controversy over dwarf tossing prompted the Legislature to ban it in bars for safety reasons, the Current reports.
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House Bill 4063 would repeal Florida Statute 561.665, which bans establishments who sell alcohol from activities "involving exploitation endangering the health, safety, and welfare of any person with dwarfism."

While at least one previous lawsuit filed by a little person sought to repeal the law for employment reasons, others including the president of Little People of America are opposed to the new bill.

"In general, if HB 4063 does threaten to undo the protection afforded people of short stature against dwarf tossing, we are concerned, and we would be against legislation," said Gary Arnold to the Current. "The ban on dwarf tossing protects the entire dwarf community."

Under the current statute, the state can fine or suspend the liquor license of bars that host dwarf tossing.

BTW, the rules for dwarf tossing. http://www.minbu.connectfree.co.uk/dwarf.htm

JPhillips · 10-06-2011, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galaxy

Dwarf tossing in Florida?

Lawmaker Files Bill to Repeal State Ban on Dwarf Tossing in Bars | NBC Miami

A Florida lawmaker has filed a bill that would repeal a state law prohibiting dwarf tossing in bars.

Rep. Ritch Workman of Melbourne filed House Bill 4063 on Monday.

"To me it's an archaic kind of Big Brother law that says, 'We don't like that activity,'" Workman told the Florida Current. "Well, there is nothing immoral or illegal about that activity. All we really did by passing that law was take away some employment from some little people."

The cringe-inducing activity was outlawed in 1989, when national controversy over dwarf tossing prompted the Legislature to ban it in bars for safety reasons, the Current reports.
advertisement

House Bill 4063 would repeal Florida Statute 561.665, which bans establishments who sell alcohol from activities "involving exploitation endangering the health, safety, and welfare of any person with dwarfism."

While at least one previous lawsuit filed by a little person sought to repeal the law for employment reasons, others including the president of Little People of America are opposed to the new bill.

"In general, if HB 4063 does threaten to undo the protection afforded people of short stature against dwarf tossing, we are concerned, and we would be against legislation," said Gary Arnold to the Current. "The ban on dwarf tossing protects the entire dwarf community."

Under the current statute, the state can fine or suspend the liquor license of bars that host dwarf tossing.

BTW, the rules for dwarf tossing. Dwarf Throwing

It really isn't possible to parody some tea party types.

SackAttack · 10-07-2011, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacroGuru

Naked man harassing hikers in Mill Creek Canyon

I bolded my favorite part....as if that had any precedence here....

"Yes, he was almost naked...he had on a pair of 1984 Air Jordans.."

Depending on the jurisdiction, that might actually be relevant to what charges the fella would face if captured.

Ksyrup · 10-07-2011, 08:02 AM

Goddamn dwarf-tossing nazis!

Pumpy Tudors · 10-07-2011, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by cartman

I like this article from a few days before the contest. The foreshadowing is amazing.

http://news.scotsman.com/edinburgh/C...ing.6845939.jp

JediKooter · 10-10-2011, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HiFiRevival

Pennsylvania Bridge Theft: Owners Baffled By Disappearance Of 50-Foot-Long Span

Garry: The generator's gone.
MacReady: Any way we can we fix it?
Garry: It's "gone", MacReady.

gstelmack · 10-10-2011, 12:54 PM

The scrap metal industry really needs some cleaning up...

Rizon · 10-11-2011, 10:27 AM

Case Of The Unwanted Enema Remains Unsolved, According To California Police | The Smoking Gun

09-16-2011, 08:20 AM	#352
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	What if it's this guy? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-16-2011, 08:53 AM	#353
JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	I think the morale of a group of eight years olds would break pretty quickly when confronted with the sight of a badger ripping the intestines out of one of their friends. __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers

09-16-2011, 09:22 AM	#355
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Within a week? Pfft. /makes dismissive wanking motion __________________ null

09-16-2011, 10:07 AM	#356
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	http://www.9wsyr.com/news/local/stor...s9PtWJuVw.cspx Two accused of running up bar tab on corpse's ATM card DENVER (AP) - Two men accused of driving around with a dead friend, using his ATM card and visiting a strip club are charged with abusing a corpse, identity theft and criminal impersonation. Robert Jeffrey Young and Mark Rubinson are free on bond but they couldn't be reached for comment Thursday. It's unclear how Jeffrey Jarrett died, but the men are not charged in his death. The Denver Post reports that in a less amusing real-life version of the film "Weekend at Bernie's," an affidavit accuses Young and Rubinson of leaving Jarrett's body in the car while they drank at a bar on his tab Aug. 27. Investigators allege the men stopped at a restaurant, returned Jarrett's body to his home, used Jarrett's ATM card and withdrew $400 at a strip club before reporting Jarrett's death. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 09-16-2011 at 10:08 AM.

09-16-2011, 11:48 AM	#358
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Bernie does. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-16-2011, 12:08 PM	#359
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	I would hope my friends do this when I die. Maybe I should put it in writing somewhere - but I don't know if that would protect them from the "abusing a corpse" charge.

09-16-2011, 02:13 PM	#362
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	Woman Dies After Injecting Face With Hot Beef Fat - ABC News Woman Dies After Injecting Face With Hot Beef Fat ABC News’ Mikaela Conley reports: An Illinois woman who injected hot beef fat into her face died Thursday of a bacterial infection soon after she administered the homemade cosmetic surgery. Oddly, doctors say the questionable injections had nothing to do with her death, which was deemed natural by Illinois’ Cook County Medical Examiner’s Office. Janet Hardt, 63 of Homewood, Ill., boiled beef, extracted the fat and injected it into her face before she went to the hospital complaining that her face felt as if it was burning, according to ABC News’ Chicago affiliate WLS-TV. The Chicago Sun-Times reported that Hardt had infections and scarring in her mouth and on her lips, but an autopsy declared her death was a result of peritonitis, an inflammation of the abdomen’s inner wall. This bizarre story does not come without lessons, experts say. “There are a lot people out there doing self-injections for wrinkles, but I don’t know of any medical associations that would recommend this,” said Dr. Phillip Haeck, president of the American Society of Plastic Surgeons. “It’s not worth taking a chance with your face to try to save money when it could ultimately cost you a lot more money.” Hardt reportedly injected her face with the beef fat several times, and she also underwent several legitimate plastic surgery procedures. Because she injected herself multiple times with the animal product, Haeck said she was at risk of developing an allergic reaction. “One of the injections could cause the skin to erode or ulcerate,” said Haeck. “We know that injections of animal proteins do not cause systemwide failure, but it tends to cause local reactions. A lot of people who have allergic reactions to animal proteins will say that their face is burning like this woman did. That’s probably what was going on here.”

09-16-2011, 02:16 PM	#363
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	There's no way that's real! She died giving herself a hot beef injection. NO. FUCKING. WAY. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-19-2011, 05:24 PM	#366
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Wow. This thread did not show up in the first 5 pages. Odd. Anyway... Sperm bank: Redheads need not apply - Health - Pregnancy - msnbc.com *"Our stock is about to explode..."* __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-23-2011, 12:08 PM	#367
DougW High School Varsity Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Downriver, MI	"I'll have two chicken fried steaks, a triple-meat bacon cheeseburger, fried okra, a pound of barbecue, three fajitas, a meat lover's pizza, a pint of ice cream and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts." Texas says, "that's it - no more last meal requests, you've ruined it for everyone". Texas prisons end special last meals in executions - Yahoo! News Last edited by DougW : 09-23-2011 at 12:09 PM.

09-23-2011, 12:22 PM	#368
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	How come nobody asks to eat the electric chair?

09-23-2011, 01:37 PM	#370
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Holy crap, that reads like an Onion interview/story. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-23-2011, 01:48 PM	#372
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I bet his book is selling like salmon cakes. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-23-2011, 02:17 PM	#373
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	My friend noticed that the linked Amazon store, which is just an awful thing, says, "Customers who bought this item also bought: Chicken of the Sea Tuna Chunk Light Water, 5 Ounce Tins (Pack of 48)"

09-23-2011, 02:28 PM	#375
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	If a dolphin ever came on to me, I imagine I'd have to tuna down. Thank you thank you, I'll be here all weekend. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-23-2011, 02:41 PM	#376
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I thought most dolphins kept their emotions bottled up. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-23-2011, 02:49 PM	#377
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	I heard that dolphins have bush now __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

09-23-2011, 03:03 PM	#378
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	You know the old saying... Blow hole or no hole. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-23-2011, 03:57 PM	#382
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	__________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-23-2011, 06:35 PM	#383
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Find more songs like Bob Schneider at Myspace Music __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA Last edited by Julio Riddols : 09-23-2011 at 06:36 PM.

09-27-2011, 12:57 PM	#387
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Why? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

10-03-2011, 04:30 PM	#389
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	It's going to start getting pretty cold in Salt Lake City here real soon. I think shrinkage will be a factor. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

10-06-2011, 12:28 AM	#391
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I hope everyone who entered got a fresh pair of underpants just for signing up.

10-06-2011, 07:21 PM	#392
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	Dwarf tossing in Florida? Lawmaker Files Bill to Repeal State Ban on Dwarf Tossing in Bars \| NBC Miami A Florida lawmaker has filed a bill that would repeal a state law prohibiting dwarf tossing in bars. Rep. Ritch Workman of Melbourne filed House Bill 4063 on Monday. "To me it's an archaic kind of Big Brother law that says, 'We don't like that activity,'" Workman told the Florida Current. "Well, there is nothing immoral or illegal about that activity. All we really did by passing that law was take away some employment from some little people." The cringe-inducing activity was outlawed in 1989, when national controversy over dwarf tossing prompted the Legislature to ban it in bars for safety reasons, the Current reports. advertisement House Bill 4063 would repeal Florida Statute 561.665, which bans establishments who sell alcohol from activities "involving exploitation endangering the health, safety, and welfare of any person with dwarfism." While at least one previous lawsuit filed by a little person sought to repeal the law for employment reasons, others including the president of Little People of America are opposed to the new bill. "In general, if HB 4063 does threaten to undo the protection afforded people of short stature against dwarf tossing, we are concerned, and we would be against legislation," said Gary Arnold to the Current. "The ban on dwarf tossing protects the entire dwarf community." Under the current statute, the state can fine or suspend the liquor license of bars that host dwarf tossing. BTW, the rules for dwarf tossing. http://www.minbu.connectfree.co.uk/dwarf.htm Last edited by Galaxy : 10-06-2011 at 07:27 PM.

10-07-2011, 08:02 AM	#395
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Goddamn dwarf-tossing nazis! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

10-10-2011, 12:54 PM	#399
gstelmack Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cary, NC	The scrap metal industry really needs some cleaning up... __________________ -- Greg -- Author of various FOF utilities

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