Facebook posts so pathetic they belong in this thread!!! - Page 8

Suburban Rhythm · 06-02-2011, 09:59 AM

This from the same person as the one I posted above, yesterday

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I'm single and officially taking boyfriend applications. Must be sweet, funny, romantic and caring. Please send all inquires to my inbox.

About 2 hours later

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Okay everyone, here it is again! My plea for your help. Due to disabilities, I am unemployed and struggling to make ends meet by selling Avon. Anyone interested in purchasing Avon products please visit my website for direct delivery!

MJ4H · 06-02-2011, 10:17 AM

JediKooter · 06-02-2011, 11:41 AM

What's her disability(s)?

DanGarion · 06-02-2011, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

What's her disability(s)?

Intelligence.

JediKooter · 06-02-2011, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Intelligence.

That can be a heavy burden to carry.

Suburban Rhythm · 06-02-2011, 12:14 PM

I honestly have no idea what her disability is.

I fully admit she is a "friend" solely for the entertainment of reading her garbage.

I know her from working at a grocery store together in the early through mid 90's (HS/early college). She was eventually fired for skimming money off the top when cashiers would return there drawers to the office at the end of their shift.

When she sent the friend request about 3 months ago, I honestly had no idea who she was...my only mutual friend with her was my older sister, who also worked at the grocery store. I asked my sister who it was, and her response was "don't you remember her getting fired from Shop N Save??"

After a quick review, she has posted her "plea" at least each of the last 10 days. I couldn't bother going back any further on her page. Along with those are a ridiculous amount of free gifts from Happy Slots. All posted from her iPhone.

It breaks my heart to see her struggling like this.

spleen1015 · 06-02-2011, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

It breaks my heart to see her struggling like this.

Can you post a pic so that we can decide whether or not we should feel sorry for her too?

JediKooter · 06-02-2011, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

Can you post a pic so that we can decide whether or not we should feel sorry for her too?

+2

Suburban Rhythm · 06-02-2011, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

Can you post a pic so that we can decide whether or not we should feel sorry for her too?

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

+2

I guess I could...although the FOFC Moral Compass spun out of control a few weeks back when DT (I think?) posted the midget girl picture.

As I went to see if she had any postable pictures...there are 2 from April of her in a wedding dress. Now, I get that these could be older pictures (she has a son, I know this much), but why in the world would you post old wedding pictures if you are now divorced/separated/whatever? She is odd.

And...IMO, you are all better without pics pls k thx!

stevew · 06-02-2011, 01:02 PM

You could just friend us and we could figure it out from there.

JediKooter · 06-02-2011, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

As I went to see if she had any postable pictures...there are 2 from April of her in a wedding dress. Now, I get that these could be older pictures (she has a son, I know this much), but why in the world would you post old wedding pictures if you are now divorced/separated/whatever? She is odd.

Was she going to a Muriel's Wedding fan convention?

DaddyTorgo · 06-02-2011, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

I guess I could...although the FOFC Moral Compass spun out of control a few weeks back when DT (I think?) posted the midget girl picture.

MJ4H · 06-02-2011, 04:26 PM

Just had these two show up right next to each other on my news feed. I guess I have some diverse friends hehe

Suburban Rhythm · 06-03-2011, 12:07 PM

Same person I've been re-posting from...

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My personal check engine light just came on. Know anyone good with their hands?

JediKooter · 06-03-2011, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

Same person I've been re-posting from...

It must be really tough for her to make it through a whole day.

Suburban Rhythm · 06-04-2011, 10:22 PM

She's back at it again...

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I'm definitely in need of some male companionship...LIKE RIGHT NOW!

Desperation is hot!

DanGarion · 06-08-2011, 02:34 PM

Backstory, the guy that runs my old high school's alumni group on Facebook passed away not even a week ago. Take a look at this gem that someone posted on the alumni page.

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With everything that's been going on, It's time for all of us to get our health in order. Don't mess around with thinking, "I'll do it tomorrow". Do it now!! FreeShakes4You.com . It's time !!!!

molson · 06-08-2011, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Backstory, the guy that runs my old high school's alumni group on Facebook passed away not even a week ago. Take a look at this gem that someone posted on the alumni page.

Haha. And really, NOBODY calls this person out for that, even some non-close old high school acquaintance that never liked him/her anyway?

DaddyTorgo · 06-08-2011, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Backstory, the guy that runs my old high school's alumni group on Facebook passed away not even a week ago. Take a look at this gem that someone posted on the alumni page.

Free shakes?? Sounds like a great deal - I'm going to check that out!

Young Drachma · 06-08-2011, 02:51 PM

In response to a concert. He posts a lot. He's not a terrible guy, just a rock star who spends a lot of time on the internet complaining about money and stuff. Which seems to work, because people send him stuff. It just seems unseemly to me.

In response to a concert he wanted to go to:

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I would really like to attend this show, but I'm dead broke. If anyone reading this plans to attend and would be kind enough to buy me a ticket, I'll repay you in cookies and endless gratitude

It worked. He got put on the guest list, sans cookies presumably.

albionmoonlight · 06-09-2011, 04:11 PM

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ask questions and they will think your dumb don't ask questions and they will know your dumb!

I wonder if there is any other way that they could figure out that your dumb?

JediKooter · 06-09-2011, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

I wonder if there is any other way that they could figure out that your dumb?

That quote seemed to be butchered beyond butchering. Isn't it a Mark Twain quote? "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt".

Glengoyne · 06-09-2011, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

That quote seemed to be butchered beyond butchering. Isn't it a Mark Twain quote? "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt".

I don't think so. I think it is a tutorial on apostrophes and contractions.

JediKooter · 06-09-2011, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Glengoyne

I don't think so. I think it is a tutorial on apostrophes and contractions.

Ahhhhh ok. I totally missed that.

mauchow · 06-09-2011, 08:25 PM

Because there isn't a "Facebook posts so awesome they belong in this thread!!!! HEre's a funny one:

Posted by Wisconsin Badger JJ Watt on his Facebook page:

JJ was sitting at the airport in his new Texans gear when a person came up to him and said: "I hope that big white kid from Wisconsin is good"

JJ didn't say what he responded to the guy with but it should have been something like: "Yes I'm going to be awesome..."

Galaxy · 06-10-2011, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

This is one of those unintentionally inappropriate posts.

There was an accident overnight in our town, about 5 minutes from the house, and someone died. So I saw this post and knew instantly what they were talking about:

"Praying for the XX Family"

Then in the comments:

"I heard the news this morning. So sad. I am praying also!"

"Yes!!!"

It's that last comment that struck me - reads as if she's happy the person died. Woops.

Reminds me of the Family Guy joke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SgABnY4occ

Galaxy · 06-10-2011, 12:21 AM

"Phone dropped in the toilet once again! trying to dry it out in a bowl of rice! - ugghhhhh!!"

Ksyrup · 06-10-2011, 04:02 PM

OK, so you know how you get that People You May Know category in the upper right-hand corner of your page? Well, there's a guy up there named Richard Filaccio - that's got to be someone's idea of a joke, right? I don't know him but I have 4 mutual friends, all of whom are musicians. Gotta be a prank...right?

Ksyrup · 06-10-2011, 04:04 PM

Damn, I think he's real!

Pumpy Tudors · 06-10-2011, 04:05 PM

Ksyrup · 06-10-2011, 04:07 PM

Dick Filaccio

JediKooter · 06-10-2011, 04:08 PM

Is he Portuguese?

Ksyrup · 06-10-2011, 04:11 PM

I have no idea. But he probably enjoys himself, whatever he is.

JediKooter · 06-10-2011, 04:18 PM

Is his sister Connie Lingus?

Ksyrup · 06-10-2011, 04:24 PM

Could be.

He appears to be real, too. He's got a bunch of cover songs he's recorded on YT.

JediKooter · 06-10-2011, 04:28 PM

Haha! He probably plays a mean mouth organ.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-10-2011, 05:45 PM

Oh, I get it. I was pronouncing "Filaccio" differently in my head.

JediKooter · 06-10-2011, 06:15 PM

He said, "in my head". he he he

Pumpy Tudors · 06-10-2011, 06:24 PM

bite me please etc

Ksyrup · 06-10-2011, 07:23 PM

I have no doubt he pronounces it differently, too.

stevew · 06-13-2011, 08:47 AM

I WOKE UP TO BOIL BROKE BLOOD ALL OVER MESSY

I CAN MOVE AN D SIT AGAINE

Julio Riddols · 06-13-2011, 08:53 AM

I can't cook right after I wake up, let alone boil something.

Neon_Chaos · 06-13-2011, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

I WOKE UP TO BOIL BROKE BLOOD ALL OVER MESSY

I CAN MOVE AN D SIT AGAINE

That is disgusting.

AnalBumCover · 06-13-2011, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

I WOKE UP TO BOIL BROKE BLOOD ALL OVER MESSY

I CAN MOVE AN D SIT AGAINE

I just threw up in my mouth.

terpkristin · 06-14-2011, 07:03 PM

Full disclosure. Anybody who is friends with me has probably noticed that one person in particular seems to "like" a lot of my posts. He is legitimately mentally challenged (slowed?), but recently got his degree from Morgan State. He's been working as a night shift manager at McDonald's. He posted this today...

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at the liberay looking for jobs online that can get me out of shift manager and something bigger....itz hard work but my big break is coming.

I seriously hope that whatever he writes his resume on has a spell-checker...

/tk

GoSeahawks · 06-14-2011, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

Full disclosure. Anybody who is friends with me has probably noticed that one person in particular seems to "like" a lot of my posts. He is legitimately mentally challenged (slowed?), but recently got his degree from Morgan State. He's been working as a night shift manager at McDonald's. He posted this today...

I seriously hope that whatever he writes his resume on has a spell-checker...

/tk

I just feel bad for this guy. What type of degree did he get?

terpkristin · 06-14-2011, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by GoSeahawks

I just feel bad for this guy. What type of degree did he get?

No idea. Half of me is impressed with him getting a degree--I never would have expected that in high school. The other half has seen this guy's other posts and it sounds like he's brought a lot of his recent job-hunting issues on himself.

/tk

Lathum · 06-14-2011, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

Full disclosure. Anybody who is friends with me has probably noticed that one person in particular seems to "like" a lot of my posts. He is legitimately mentally challenged (slowed?), but recently got his degree from Morgan State. He's been working as a night shift manager at McDonald's. He posted this today...

I seriously hope that whatever he writes his resume on has a spell-checker...

/tk

Right. Everyone knows coming is spelled with a u

Galaxy · 06-14-2011, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

The other half has seen this guy's other posts and it sounds like he's brought a lot of his recent job-hunting issues on himself.

/tk

Care to give me details on this?

Lathum · 06-15-2011, 12:24 AM

My facebook is broken

06-02-2011, 10:17 AM	#352
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	lol

06-02-2011, 11:41 AM	#353
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	What's her disability(s)? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-02-2011, 12:14 PM	#356
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	I honestly have no idea what her disability is. I fully admit she is a "friend" solely for the entertainment of reading her garbage. I know her from working at a grocery store together in the early through mid 90's (HS/early college). She was eventually fired for skimming money off the top when cashiers would return there drawers to the office at the end of their shift. When she sent the friend request about 3 months ago, I honestly had no idea who she was...my only mutual friend with her was my older sister, who also worked at the grocery store. I asked my sister who it was, and her response was "don't you remember her getting fired from Shop N Save??" After a quick review, she has posted her "plea" at least each of the last 10 days. I couldn't bother going back any further on her page. Along with those are a ridiculous amount of free gifts from Happy Slots. All posted from her iPhone. It breaks my heart to see her struggling like this. __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

06-10-2011, 04:02 PM	#378
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	OK, so you know how you get that People You May Know category in the upper right-hand corner of your page? Well, there's a guy up there named Richard Filaccio - that's got to be someone's idea of a joke, right? I don't know him but I have 4 mutual friends, all of whom are musicians. Gotta be a prank...right? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-10-2011, 04:04 PM	#379
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Damn, I think he's real! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-02-2011, 01:02 PM	#360
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	You could just friend us and we could figure it out from there.

06-02-2011, 04:26 PM	#363
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	Just had these two show up right next to each other on my news feed. I guess I have some diverse friends hehe

06-09-2011, 08:25 PM	#375
mauchow Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Murfreesboro, TN	Because there isn't a "Facebook posts so awesome they belong in this thread!!!! HEre's a funny one: Posted by Wisconsin Badger JJ Watt on his Facebook page: JJ was sitting at the airport in his new Texans gear when a person came up to him and said: "I hope that big white kid from Wisconsin is good" JJ didn't say what he responded to the guy with but it should have been something like: "Yes I'm going to be awesome..."

06-10-2011, 12:21 AM	#377
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	"Phone dropped in the toilet once again! trying to dry it out in a bowl of rice! - ugghhhhh!!"

06-10-2011, 04:05 PM	#380
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	who __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

06-10-2011, 04:07 PM	#381
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Dick Filaccio __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-10-2011, 04:08 PM	#382
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Is he Portuguese? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-10-2011, 04:11 PM	#383
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I have no idea. But he probably enjoys himself, whatever he is. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-10-2011, 04:18 PM	#384
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Is his sister Connie Lingus? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-10-2011, 04:24 PM	#385
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Could be. He appears to be real, too. He's got a bunch of cover songs he's recorded on YT. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-10-2011, 04:28 PM	#386
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Haha! He probably plays a mean mouth organ. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-10-2011, 05:45 PM	#387
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Oh, I get it. I was pronouncing "Filaccio" differently in my head. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

06-10-2011, 06:15 PM	#388
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	He said, "in my head". he he he __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-10-2011, 06:24 PM	#389
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	bite me please etc __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

06-10-2011, 07:23 PM	#390
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I have no doubt he pronounces it differently, too. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-13-2011, 08:47 AM	#391
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I WOKE UP TO BOIL BROKE BLOOD ALL OVER MESSY I CAN MOVE AN D SIT AGAINE

06-13-2011, 08:53 AM	#392
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	I can't cook right after I wake up, let alone boil something. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

06-15-2011, 12:24 AM	#400
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	My facebook is broken

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