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Old 05-10-2007, 05:01 PM   #351
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out!

Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"


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Old 05-15-2007, 02:16 PM   #352
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Old 05-30-2007, 12:42 AM   #353
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Old 06-12-2007, 03:24 AM   #354
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Old 07-18-2007, 10:34 AM   #355
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Old 07-18-2007, 11:30 AM   #356
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I figured this was the latest addition to this thread. I would have done it myself, it is a good one.
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Old 08-30-2007, 12:08 AM   #357
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Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"


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Old 08-30-2007, 12:12 AM   #358
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Well done. You can also extend it to...

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Old 08-30-2007, 12:14 AM   #359
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Old 08-30-2007, 09:47 AM   #360
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Old 09-01-2007, 03:32 PM   #361
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Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"


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Old 09-16-2007, 05:03 PM   #363
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lol. I knew it would be something to do with That Wacky OJ.
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Old 09-16-2007, 05:06 PM   #364
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Old 10-26-2007, 06:12 PM   #365
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Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"


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Old 10-26-2007, 06:22 PM   #366
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This is the first time I looked in this thread!! Good stuff
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Old 10-26-2007, 06:40 PM   #367
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Old 10-26-2007, 08:53 PM   #368
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:41 PM   #369
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:46 PM   #370
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:50 PM   #371
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:50 PM   #372
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:50 PM   #373
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Old 12-10-2007, 11:01 PM   #374
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Old 12-10-2007, 11:22 PM   #375
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Old 12-10-2007, 11:37 PM   #376
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Old 12-11-2007, 10:43 AM   #377
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Old 12-11-2007, 12:35 PM   #378
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Old 12-13-2007, 07:24 AM   #379
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Not sure this qualifies as hilarity but--

It's snowing in my office
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Foz's Annual "I hate winter" thread

So, again, maybe not hilarious...but to paraphrase Kenny Mayne, that's got to be a record, or something!
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Old 12-13-2007, 12:17 PM   #380
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Not sure this qualifies as hilarity but--

It's snowing in my office
What's your favorite weather?
I blame the weather
Stupid Ice
Foz's Annual "I hate winter" thread

So, again, maybe not hilarious...but to paraphrase Kenny Mayne, that's got to be a record, or something!

You are damn right that is hilarious! It took me 10 minutes to get all those threads up top, looking for good old ones to bump.

Plus I was really tired at near 4 AM, so things were much funnier.
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Old 12-13-2007, 12:22 PM   #381
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You are damn right that is hilarious! It took me 10 minutes to get all those threads up top, looking for good old ones to bump.

Plus I was really tired at near 4 AM, so things were much funnier.

It's closest thing you can get on a message board to waking up, looking out the window, only to find that everything's covered in snow.
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Old 12-25-2007, 12:26 PM   #382
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Old 01-16-2008, 08:00 PM   #383
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:07 PM   #384
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Old 02-10-2008, 02:02 PM   #385
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Old 02-23-2008, 09:55 PM   #386
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Old 02-27-2008, 12:03 PM   #387
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Old 02-27-2008, 02:48 PM   #388
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Old 04-11-2008, 01:14 AM   #393
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Old 04-23-2008, 01:05 PM   #394
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