10-19-2007, 01:34 PM | #351 |
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10-19-2007, 01:36 PM | #352 |
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I have a disgusting story, and it makes me afraid to use the stalls here now. Before I went to sit down, I noticed a thick, whiteish goopy thing in the toilet, stuck to the bottom-front. It had a pube in it and looked really sick. Either a big loogy, or uhh... let's not go there. I flushed the toilet, and it didn't budge.
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10-19-2007, 02:12 PM | #353 |
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I know this isn't about stalls, but since it's bathroom-related, I figure this is a good place for it:
I walk into the bathroom, and some guy is at the middle urinal (three total). Nice. I think about just heading to the stalls for some privacy, but it looks like he's about finished, so I walk over to the third urinal (the first one was the short one). As I walk behind him, the guy pulls his pants DOWN for a second, then back up. Way down. I didn't really look, but I could see either pale white skin, or underwear. wtf? |
10-19-2007, 02:14 PM | #354 | |
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same thing today. walk in, dude is standing near the urinals pants at his knees, tighy whities in full effect. no idea what is going on there. presume he had finished and was doing some sort of tuck in thing.
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10-19-2007, 02:14 PM | #355 | |
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hahaha. wtf indeed. Is this some new "foot tapping" signal? The guy obviously didn't take that urinal quiz, where you pick which urinal is the correct one to use. |
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10-19-2007, 02:18 PM | #356 | |
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10-19-2007, 02:27 PM | #357 |
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I went into the bathroom at work the other day and there was this dude in a wheelchair in front of the middle urinal. I was confused what a dude in a wheelchair was doing at a urinal, and as I walked by I saw a styrofoam cup in his lap. Apparently he had his boy out and was peeing into the cup, and then dumped the pee into the urinal. A little odd, especially considering the handicap accessible stall was completely free...
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10-19-2007, 02:33 PM | #358 |
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10-19-2007, 02:58 PM | #360 |
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10-19-2007, 09:29 PM | #361 | |
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Another good reason I just avoid tucking in my shirt at work anymore.
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10-19-2007, 09:56 PM | #362 |
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Most humans can tuck in while wearing pants normally. In fact, that's the definition of "tuck." Otherwise, you're just quickly pulling up your pants in hopes that shit won't get all bunched up.
My dad drops his shit to tuck his shirts in. He'll do it in the middle of the living room. I don't go home too often. |
10-20-2007, 12:08 AM | #363 |
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11-16-2007, 04:52 PM | #364 |
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Ok, so one of the two stalls was occupied. I went in the other, and noticed there was tp in already. I flushed and guess what. Overflow. Nice. Now I'm holding it in, and had to tell someone the toilet was overflowing. They probably think it was me. No way I'm using the other stall with toilet water all over the floor.
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11-16-2007, 05:14 PM | #365 | |
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NEVER flush upon entry. There is usually a reason it wasn't flushed before. Always just find somewhere else to go.
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11-16-2007, 05:19 PM | #366 |
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11-19-2007, 12:10 PM | #367 |
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Heh, seems like others don't like phones in stalls:
http://www.sync-blog.com/sync/2007/1...throom-st.html |
11-19-2007, 12:24 PM | #368 |
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11-30-2007, 09:22 AM | #369 |
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When I turn 35, I'm going to run for President with the following being my sole stance: all bathrooms in America will be equipped with a speaker that plays some sort of radio at a reasonably loud volume 24/7 to drown out the sounds of explosions, waterfalls, and grunting.
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11-30-2007, 09:32 AM | #370 | |
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I'm sure that the explosions and waterfalls happen for women, but I wonder if the grunting happens, too. If it does, is it a quiet grunting, or is it more like a Monica Seles grunting? I want to know this, although I probably don't really want to know this.
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11-30-2007, 10:04 AM | #371 | |
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11-30-2007, 10:05 AM | #372 |
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I walked over to my secretary's desk yesterday to drop off a memo and I walked into a brick wall of fart. It was so bad that my eyes started to water and I coughed/gagged. I can't bring myself to walk by her desk since then.
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11-30-2007, 10:06 AM | #373 |
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11-30-2007, 10:07 AM | #374 |
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I like when there's classical music playing. It brings class to probably the most classless room in a building.
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11-30-2007, 10:24 AM | #375 | |
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11-30-2007, 10:29 AM | #376 | |
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I haven't heard any grunters, but there's a whole lotta women that flush the toilet everytime they release some sort of a noise. My first thought is, "Damn, you're wasting water so people don't hear you fart?" Then I count how many times they flush... okay, they flushed 4 times, that roughly 12 gallons of water that went to waste. |
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11-30-2007, 10:31 AM | #377 | |
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Isn't that water already waste since it's in the toilet?
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11-30-2007, 10:41 AM | #378 |
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AND WE LIKE IT THAT WAY!
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11-30-2007, 01:45 PM | #379 |
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01-08-2008, 03:44 PM | #380 |
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So, I went to eat lunch in a rundown area of the city. The restaurant didn't have a washroom, so I had to use the washroom in the connected rundown beer vendor/bar. The stall doors didn't lock, there was no soap, and the front of the door had a note that said:
"Please see front for tissue paper." It stunk so bad too. Horrible washroom. |
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01-25-2008, 03:01 AM | #385 |
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Insane OT thread on the 2+2(poker) forums entitled: "How do blind people know when to stop wiping." I LOL'd multiple times throughout the discussion and had to share it somewhere. Naturally, I first thought of the stalls thread here.
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...d.php?t=112374 |
01-25-2008, 03:20 AM | #386 |
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ahh the memories of this one http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=23383
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I haven't read through the link yet, but that is a very interesting question. |
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01-25-2008, 10:42 AM | #388 |
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I've read through half of the linked blind poop talk and I think it's required reading for anyone that's posted in this thread.
edit: But I'm stopping there. That's enough poo reading for one day. Last edited by MikeVic : 01-25-2008 at 10:46 AM. |
01-25-2008, 01:49 PM | #389 |
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Speaking of poop, I just read something crazy about Osi Umenyiora liking to poop on girls. I thought he limited himself to merely shitting on opposing tackles.
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03-20-2008, 01:48 PM | #391 |
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I went to a nice steak place last night, and had to use the washroom when I first got there. One of my friends was telling me that the hand towels are amazing, but I didn't think much of it.
Let me tell you, they were very nice. Disposable paper-towel looking things with the restaurant's logo on them, but they were super absorbent and soft. I felt bad throwing them away after and seeing a big pile in the trash. |
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OK so this seemed 'Stalls' worthy...
go take a leak. our bathroom has 4 stalls, 3 urinals. 3 of the 4 stalls taken and urinals 1 and 3...so I am partially at fault, i should have circled back to stall #1. But I choose the middle urinal. I felt ashamed. But, then I didn't feel as bad...guy from urinal one finishes...flushes...backs away. Proceeds to stop in front of the stalls...stoops down and ties his shoes! How awkward was that for the guy in the stall he stopped in front of!?!?!
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06-19-2008, 12:48 PM | #394 |
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Bad form by the shoe tier.
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Or he thought he was getting a signal from Larry Craig and decided to tie his shoes to be sure he saw what he thought he saw. Guess he didn't since I presume he left after that.
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Last week I went into the bathroom and as soon as I walked in I heard someone snoring. Seriously, snoring really loud...sawing logs. Another guy was in there at one of the other urinals and he was laughing. How the hell can you fall asleep in a men's bathroom? I told one of my co-workers and he went in about 10 minutes later and the guy was still snoring away.
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So at work here, some guy leaves massive turds in a toilet, with no sign of toilet paper. No one is sure who it is, or how it's done. But it's obvious this is being done on purpose.
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07-10-2008, 11:24 AM | #398 |
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I hate to be the one cleaning his underwear.
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I walked into a bathroom once and heard a guy snoring pretty loudly. Unfortunately for that guy, I walked into the bathroom at the same time the VP walked into the bathroom. He banged on the door and woke the guy up. The next day, he was given his walking papers. Turned out that he was going in there to take a 2 hour nap almost every day and the VP found out about it after finding him asleep in the stall. |
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07-11-2008, 12:36 PM | #400 |
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