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McSweeny · 05-27-2010, 12:28 AM

today my boss came down to my warehouse and she was wearing this little summer dress. i was doing some paperwork at my desk and she came over and leaned over to write something next to me, waggling her breasts in my face. i about fell out of my chair. then about 5 minutes later, she crossed the room to grab something off a shelf. she had to reach up to get what she wanted and her dress started to ride up. well she turned around and said "is my ass showing? or can i keep reaching?" i said keep reaching! and she turned around told me to fuck off.

i like my job. it has lots of nice perks.

Logan · 05-27-2010, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by McSweeny

today my boss came down to my warehouse and she was wearing this little summer dress. i was doing some paperwork at my desk and she came over and leaned over to write something next to me, waggling her breasts in my face. i about fell out of my chair. then about 5 minutes later, she crossed the room to grab something off a shelf. she had to reach up to get what she wanted and her dress started to ride up. well she turned around and said "is my ass showing? or can i keep reaching?" i said keep reaching! and she turned around told me to fuck off.

i like my job. it has lots of nice perks.

But you have to work for a woman.

Draft Dodger · 05-27-2010, 09:25 AM

I think I could rock the white jeans

Drake · 05-27-2010, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

I think I could rock the white jeans

I believe you could, sir.

DataKing · 05-27-2010, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by McSweeny

today my boss came down to my warehouse and she was wearing this little summer dress. i was doing some paperwork at my desk and she came over and leaned over to write something next to me, waggling her breasts in my face. i about fell out of my chair. then about 5 minutes later, she crossed the room to grab something off a shelf. she had to reach up to get what she wanted and her dress started to ride up. well she turned around and said "is my ass showing? or can i keep reaching?" i said keep reaching! and she turned around told me to fuck off.

i like my job. it has lots of nice perks.

This is FOFC, not Penthouse Forum.

JediKooter · 05-27-2010, 12:20 PM

I can't believe that I went way out of my way to buy a couple of Krispy Kreme donuts last night and I completely forgot about them this morning.

Poli · 05-27-2010, 01:12 PM

I'm thinking of painting the backyard into an orange and white checkerboard when the roommate leaves for a month long trip to Europe in July.

ISiddiqui · 05-27-2010, 01:33 PM

You mean like the grass?

terpkristin · 05-27-2010, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

I can't believe that I went way out of my way to buy a couple of Krispy Kreme donuts last night and I completely forgot about them this morning.

Sounds to me like a perfect excuse for Krispy Kreme burgers tonight!

/tk

Alan T · 05-27-2010, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Poli

I'm thinking of painting the backyard into an orange and white checkerboard when the roommate leaves for a month long trip to Europe in July.

Don't do that to the entire backyard....

Only the endzones!

Ksyrup · 05-27-2010, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I'm still waiting for Ksyrup to do some vacuuming....

Now you're just going to have to wait that much longer...

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 05-27-2010, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Now you're just going to have to wait that much longer...

You're going to make me beg, aren't you?

JediKooter · 05-27-2010, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

Sounds to me like a perfect excuse for Krispy Kreme burgers tonight!

/tk

I got maple donuts, so not too sure how that would taste.

Dodgerchick · 05-27-2010, 02:02 PM

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

sterlingice · 05-27-2010, 02:34 PM

There's entirely too much pants talking going on in this thread. And someone even said something about them being in fashion for the season. FOFC, where have you gone?

And that link for pants? $65?!?! I can get 4+ pair of jeans for that.

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Originally Posted by molson

ISiddiqui should change his username to Fancypants

SI

Coffee Warlord · 05-27-2010, 02:54 PM

No pants party!

Radii · 05-27-2010, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

I can't believe that I went way out of my way to buy a couple of Krispy Kreme donuts last night and I completely forgot about them this morning.

I can't believe you went out of you way to buy Krispy Kreme donuts last night and did not consume them immediately! Krispy Kremes are meant to be eaten hot right off the line!

JediKooter · 05-27-2010, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Radii

I can't believe you went out of you way to buy Krispy Kreme donuts last night and did not consume them immediately! Krispy Kremes are meant to be eaten hot right off the line!

Haha! I just wanted to get home (still had about 45 minutes of a drive left) and by the time I did get home, I opened up a beer. Beer and donuts just didn't sound like a good combo, so, I told myself to just have them in the morning. Needless to say, that didn't work out either.

Radii · 05-27-2010, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Just from a "I used to be on that side of the phone" perspective. Yelling gets you nowhere. But I do feel your pain.

I didn't see this the other day. I wasn't yelling to get results at that point. I was yelling because I was extremely pissed off and wanted to vent, and also because just maybe if enough people complain about their ridiculously poor support process that it will be improved. If this were any non-essential service(an issue with a banking account, credit card, etc), I would have canceled my service on the spot long before I lost my cool with these incompetent fools.

This finally got resolved today.

Saturday: minor storm, internet issues
Sunday: DSL Modem resets every 15 minutes, I replace every filter and phone cord in the house at the suggestion of support. We had a longer cord going from DSL to the wall than we needed anyway, so that's cool.
Monday: Service guy doesn't show but internet seems fine so I shrug.
Tuesday: Heavy Static on telephones, internet fine.
Wednesday: No dial tone on phones, internet fine.
Thursday: Service guy comes out, spends 4 hours working and says he found a cabling problem way down the line and fixed a number of line issues. All seems well. Hooray!

The service guy was great. I'm just venting about the incompetent phone support people jerking me around endlessly.

SackAttack · 05-27-2010, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

No pants party!

Pants? Where we're going, we don't need...pants.

Poli · 05-27-2010, 03:50 PM

The yard isn't that big. I think, with help, I could get it all done in a day.

I'm gonna have to research what I need to do.

ISiddiqui · 05-27-2010, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

And that link for pants? $65?!?! I can get 4+ pair of jeans for that.

4 pairs of crappy jeans

I guess I probably shouldn't say that most of my jeans cost more than that... and that's 50% off list price.

korme · 05-27-2010, 03:52 PM

If you go to Buckle, you can't get jeans for less than $100.

cartman · 05-27-2010, 03:54 PM

If you've forgotten about any tiny cuts on your hands, you are quickly reminded of them if you eat a food that drips jalapeno juice.

DataKing · 05-27-2010, 04:14 PM

Mmm...Portillo's.

Mustang · 05-27-2010, 04:52 PM

I'm glad I don't find it necessary to pay that much for clothes. Leaves more money for video games.

sterlingice · 05-27-2010, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

I'm glad I don't find it necessary to pay that much for clothes. Leaves more money for video games.

+1

And other things in life

SI

terpkristin · 05-27-2010, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by molson

ISiddiqui should change his username to Fancypants

/tk

Coffee Warlord · 05-27-2010, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

If you've forgotten about any tiny cuts on your hands, you are quickly reminded of them if you eat a food that drips jalapeno juice.

And wash your hands BEFORE you pee after eating foods like that.

Dodgerchick · 05-27-2010, 05:13 PM

yes and b4 you get intimate with someone too.

JediKooter · 05-27-2010, 05:21 PM

And before you pick your nose.

ISiddiqui · 05-27-2010, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

I'm glad I don't find it necessary to pay that much for clothes. Leaves more money for video games.

LOL!!!

I hope that was supposed to be satirical, because I found it amusing

RainMaker · 05-27-2010, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DataKing

Mmm...Portillo's.

Hot dog or italian beef?

terpkristin · 05-27-2010, 05:43 PM

I'm trying to figure out what to do for dinner. Pizza or leftover chili (5th night in a row) or something else.

/tk

DataKing · 05-27-2010, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

Hot dog or italian beef?

Cheeseburger actually. I love their burgers, and there's plenty of other places around for a good dog or italian beef (got a Luke's just down the street from where I live).

JediKooter · 05-27-2010, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

I'm trying to figure out what to do for dinner. Pizza or leftover chili (5th night in a row) or something else.

/tk

Chili Pizza it is!!!

Poli · 05-27-2010, 05:52 PM

Dinner is easy for me. Going over to a friend's house to have whatever they are.

Dodgerchick · 05-27-2010, 05:53 PM

It's starting to really warm up out here. Not warm enough that trees are fighting over dogs, but it's getting there.

Doug5984 · 05-27-2010, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Chili Pizza it is!!!

this.

Poli · 05-27-2010, 05:57 PM

I just remembered I still have Dataking's Madden and Grand Theft Auto games.

I haven't had this much sun exposure since I was in Africa. Face, ears, neck, arms and legs are all in skin peel mode.

RainMaker · 05-27-2010, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DataKing

Cheeseburger actually. I love their burgers, and there's plenty of other places around for a good dog or italian beef (got a Luke's just down the street from where I live).

Everything they make is good. I love their milkshakes too.

DataKing · 05-27-2010, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Poli

I just remembered I still have Dataking's Madden and Grand Theft Auto games.

For a console that I haven't touched in years. Keep 'em.

Danny · 05-27-2010, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

It's starting to really warm up out here. Not warm enough that trees are fighting over dogs, but it's getting there.

Don't stop believin!

path12 · 05-27-2010, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

This is probably too much information.

Or not enough. I can't decide.

terpkristin · 05-27-2010, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

Jesus, what did you do with the tomato plant?!

Wouldn't YOU like to know.

Nah, surgery is for the herniated disc that didn't respond enough to the injection. I'm tired of not being able to stand for longer than a minute or so without pain.

/tk

path12 · 05-27-2010, 08:50 PM

I'm getting married in New Orleans in September. Is it selfish to hope it doesn't reek of oil by then?

terpkristin · 05-27-2010, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by path12

I'm getting married in New Orleans in September. Is it selfish to hope it doesn't reek of oil by then?

One of the few times I think it's OK to be a little selfish is for your wedding. Note, it's not acceptable to be selfish to the point of being a d-bag (or a bride "witch" or its male equivalent), but who doesn't want a perfect wedding day?

/tk

JediKooter · 05-27-2010, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by path12

I'm getting married in New Orleans in September. Is it selfish to hope it doesn't reek of oil by then?

Just don't eat any shrimp or shell fish...or well anything that lives most of it's life in the water. I'd serve chicken or beef at your wedding.

CarterNMA · 05-27-2010, 09:46 PM

I don't know if anybody else has done this but I thought I'd throw it out there and see. I took a shower the other night to cool down and took a bottle of chocolate milk in with me and drank it all. Just 'cuz.

McSweeny · 05-27-2010, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by CarterNMA

I don't know if anybody else has done this but I thought I'd throw it out there and see. I took a shower the other night to cool down and took a bottle of chocolate milk in with me and drank it all. Just 'cuz.

I often drink a beer in the shower

05-27-2010, 09:25 AM	#353
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I think I could rock the white jeans __________________ Mile High Hockey

05-27-2010, 12:20 PM	#356
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I can't believe that I went way out of my way to buy a couple of Krispy Kreme donuts last night and I completely forgot about them this morning. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-27-2010, 01:12 PM	#357
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Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	The yard isn't that big. I think, with help, I could get it all done in a day. I'm gonna have to research what I need to do. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

05-27-2010, 12:28 AM	#351
McSweeny College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Somerville, MA	today my boss came down to my warehouse and she was wearing this little summer dress. i was doing some paperwork at my desk and she came over and leaned over to write something next to me, waggling her breasts in my face. i about fell out of my chair. then about 5 minutes later, she crossed the room to grab something off a shelf. she had to reach up to get what she wanted and her dress started to ride up. well she turned around and said "is my ass showing? or can i keep reaching?" i said keep reaching! and she turned around told me to fuck off. i like my job. it has lots of nice perks.

05-27-2010, 02:02 PM	#364
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05-27-2010, 03:52 PM	#373
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05-27-2010, 04:52 PM	#376
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05-27-2010, 05:52 PM	#387
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05-27-2010, 05:53 PM	#388
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	It's starting to really warm up out here. Not warm enough that trees are fighting over dogs, but it's getting there.

05-27-2010, 05:57 PM	#390
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I just remembered I still have Dataking's Madden and Grand Theft Auto games. I haven't had this much sun exposure since I was in Africa. Face, ears, neck, arms and legs are all in skin peel mode. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

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