02-11-2004, 11:48 PM | #351 |
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Coffee Warlord wins my first annual "Just Shut Up" Award.
Congratulations.
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02-11-2004, 11:49 PM | #352 |
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Rock! Now Coffee Warlord is an award winning pick!
Edit: On that note, g'night before I go UTTERLY insane on this thread. Last edited by Coffee Warlord : 02-11-2004 at 11:50 PM. |
02-11-2004, 11:50 PM | #353 |
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CW also forgets I know where he lives.
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02-12-2004, 12:12 AM | #354 |
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It's so sad that AE has forgotten who made him a bigger legend in Minnesota than MrBug. Tsk tsk AE, and to think I was going to revive that to see how your career would turn out :P
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02-12-2004, 12:45 AM | #355 |
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i will draft TheLionKing to finish my fraft...He is the head of all the hotchick competitions....hes like the board pimp!
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02-12-2004, 01:00 AM | #356 | |
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Travis!!! You're my Round 11 choice!
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02-12-2004, 01:32 AM | #357 |
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So I'm 13? The round that gets skipped,
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02-12-2004, 07:27 AM | #358 | |
Bonafide Seminole Fan
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Thank you. I some how feel that I am not the player I thought I was.... The Afoci dont expect to get your money you give me. noop
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02-12-2004, 08:20 AM | #359 |
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Here we are with the final picks in the last round. this round is normally reserved for players that wouldnt even make the practice squad if it wasnt for the fact they he got your 14yo daughter pregnant. But lets not say bad things about dean houston, since I already drafted him.
With my final pick, I select none other than.... Mel Kiper's Hair
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02-12-2004, 08:34 AM | #360 |
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Current draft selections:
Shorty3281: The Afoci, Mckerney, Maple Leafs, MattJones4Heisman, Neuqua, Ksyrup, Alan T, revrew, oykib, flasch186. AE: terpkristin, punkin, Hulsey, ardentrules, HerRealName, Solecismic, CamEdwards, heybrad, HornedFrogPurple, JasonTobiasIV. Blade6119: Quiksand, Frogman, illinifan999, WSUCougar, TargetPractice6, Godzilla Blitz, sabotai, HeavyReign, Coffee Warlord, TheLionKing. Airhog: Kodos, Marmel, Subby, Hornsmaniac, John Galt, wignifty, Hell Atlantic. Dean Houston, wignasty, Mel Kiper's Hair. JeeberD: SkyDog, Fritz, Chief Rum, bbor, Senator, Buccaneer, SackAttack, Marc Vaughan, cuervo72. Next and last pick.
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02-12-2004, 09:00 AM | #361 |
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...come on come on... ring, phone. ring.
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02-12-2004, 09:25 AM | #362 |
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Damn my handicap for playing up in Canada...
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02-12-2004, 10:01 AM | #363 | |
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02-12-2004, 10:05 AM | #364 | |
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So how does it feel to be drafted 3 rounds after wignifty?
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02-12-2004, 10:15 AM | #365 |
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Can i change my last pick..i dont want the guy airhog took...but thought of someone else i would rather have. Maybe after jeeber drafts>?
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02-12-2004, 10:15 AM | #366 |
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dola, we can call it a free-agent swap
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02-12-2004, 10:20 AM | #367 |
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see I knew I screwed up. I never could tell those wig's apart
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02-12-2004, 10:23 AM | #368 |
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You should have drafted Indiglo or enigma or wignifty4
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02-12-2004, 10:30 AM | #369 |
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Glad to see I went undrafted, go me!
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02-12-2004, 10:35 AM | #370 |
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Ok.. now the draft is over I can resay it..
Fucking Elitists
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02-12-2004, 10:37 AM | #371 |
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there is still one pick left, and im hoping they let me change my last one after jeeber picks. So potentially two of you could still be drafted.
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02-12-2004, 10:44 AM | #372 | |
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that may have been a bit of oversaturation of the wig's brandname marketing strategy.
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02-12-2004, 12:18 PM | #373 |
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With the final pick in the first official FOFC Member Draft, Team JeeberD selects one of the oldest of the old-timers. He never posts anymore, but he does continue to visit the boardon a regualr basis. Back in the day his contributions were immeasuribly important, and he has one of the shortest yet coolest names ever. Team JeeberD is proud to welcome....
ez ...to the team. And the draft is done.
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02-12-2004, 12:29 PM | #374 | |
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Heck no! The dishes are done! This pig is over.
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02-12-2004, 12:32 PM | #375 |
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Shorty:
I wont let you down. I take it one day at a time. God willing I can help out. I just want to play my part. I feel like I can give it my all. I have no regrets. Im truly happy for the team. I want to thank god. I to thank my family. I want to thank my owner. AND IM GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!! Ill keep my nose clean.
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02-12-2004, 12:39 PM | #376 | |
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02-12-2004, 12:42 PM | #377 | |
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I concur. As much as I was hoping to be "Mr. Irrelevant" I think ez was a much better choice. Time to hit the phones and arrange for some free agent workouts... |
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02-12-2004, 01:22 PM | #378 |
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Jeeber, my ears are waiting for an offer.
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02-12-2004, 01:23 PM | #379 |
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Interesting draft...
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02-12-2004, 01:25 PM | #380 |
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Ill take an incentive laden contract, I think that those are the fairest contracts ever (see R. Williams). My agent is none other than Al Sharpton and while he may not bet the best negotiator of all time, when listening to him unintentiionally rhyme it just brings joy to the ears of young children everywhere and i think it'll be a good addition at the negotiating table since i dont have much of a leg to stand on, being drafted so late. BUT I HAVE HIGH VOLATILITY BABY!! BOOM
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02-12-2004, 01:29 PM | #381 |
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TEAM SHORTY STARTERS
The Afoci - Team captain and #1 overall. He will not bust. Mckerney - The outcast of the team, he might sell me liquor some day Maple Leafs - He keeps it light, he keeps it cool MattJones4Heisman - He's the next Heisman winner, for this game Neuqua - Young player with heart and lady pimping skills TEAM SHORTY OFF THE BENCH Ksyrup - He likes baseball and music, he is the sixth man of this team Alan T - When he returns from his hiatus, he will be my first player/manager revrew - He will seduce all oppositions' lady friends and impregnate them. Dangerous. oykib - Deals with foreign relations(hips) flasch186 - Your idol, your icon, everything you want to be. TEAM SHORTY FREE AGENT PICKUP WHO WILL RECEIVE ONLY GARBAGE TIME IF ANYTHING noop TEAM SHORTY GUY WHO DOESN'T GET TO PLAY BUT ONLY GIVES US ONE WORD MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES OR INTRODUCTIONS Fonzie Those are my 2 FA pickups. Last edited by korme : 02-12-2004 at 01:31 PM. |
02-12-2004, 01:30 PM | #382 | |
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02-12-2004, 01:31 PM | #383 |
Go Reds
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fixed it and added you as well, whoops
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02-12-2004, 02:54 PM | #384 |
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My member and I are very upset we did not get drafted.
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02-12-2004, 03:54 PM | #385 | |
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Hmm I feel offended I'm going to play in the candian league. I like how you wrote in big letters I am a bench player. You are the Al Davis of this league.... noop
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02-12-2004, 04:04 PM | #386 | |
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Ayyyyyyyyyyy! |
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02-12-2004, 04:05 PM | #387 |
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GoldenEagle, DolphinFan1, Travis: I'd like to offer all of you free agent contracts. I offer you a chance to prove the others wrong.
AE
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02-12-2004, 04:08 PM | #388 |
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I'd also like to announce the signings of the following personnel:
commander asshat DataKing devaney fan Erik Flamebeard of The Neither Here Nor There Fido Fletch George W. Bush govols Mizzourah MylesKnight Jennifer Love Hewitt Kevin From Dell lurker lytic Mark McGwire Michael Jordan Moses Mrs. Horned Frog OldGiants Pac Man She Who Must Be Obeyed sterlingice stkelly52 Troy Aikman Willy Wonka Zē+
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02-12-2004, 04:15 PM | #389 |
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Team Ardent can pick up their playbooks on Tuesday. You must provide a forklift and truck to take your playbook home. You will take your playbook home.
Memorization is important. The playbooks must be memorized by Thursday morning's practice.
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02-12-2004, 05:22 PM | #390 |
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I think The Afoci is wignifty....
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02-12-2004, 05:24 PM | #391 | |
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Shhh... I am really Jason Tobias IV.
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02-12-2004, 05:32 PM | #393 | |
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We are holding out. Things are looking up!
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02-12-2004, 07:43 PM | #394 |
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I would have been the sleeper of the draft.. Oh well
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02-12-2004, 08:09 PM | #395 |
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Im having one of those handicap lift chairs put in the house. I wouldnt want to fall on the stairs, land on my suitcase, and break some ribs...Ive sold my motorcycle and I be using non-serated cutlery from here on out. Butter knifes baby. Oh, and Salonpas everywhere, just in case.
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02-12-2004, 11:01 PM | #396 |
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Good thing I didn't sign an agent. I'm going back to college to impress the scouts for next year's draft.
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02-12-2004, 11:15 PM | #397 |
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There will be a draft next year? Dang it!
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02-13-2004, 12:07 AM | #398 |
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Dammit, I was gonna sign GOldenEagle and DolphinFan. Thanks a lot, AE....
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02-13-2004, 06:11 AM | #399 |
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Can someone direct me to the Arena FOFC board?
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02-13-2004, 07:18 AM | #400 | |
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I was aggressive. I signed all the big name free agents.
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