05-11-2011, 09:13 AM | #4001 |
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Had White Castle late last night. Wow does my stomach feel fucked right now. If you could synthesize the fart I just made, we wouldn't need waterboarding
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05-11-2011, 10:11 AM | #4002 |
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05-11-2011, 10:30 AM | #4003 | |||
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Odd....it opened for me.
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05-11-2011, 10:56 AM | #4004 |
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05-11-2011, 11:53 AM | #4005 |
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I need to get some more ambien. I took it for a couple of months and I had to have a beer or two before it would finally kick in.
Still trying figure out how I adopted one of Angelina Jolie's kids though.
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05-11-2011, 12:24 PM | #4006 |
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The hottest woman at my job is wearing the hottest outfit in the world right now. I'm about to tell her that, so it's pretty likely that I'll be out of a job in a few minutes. If they let me use my computer once more before I'm escorted from the building, I'll report back and tell you all how it went.
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05-11-2011, 12:26 PM | #4007 |
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Get pics first plz.
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05-11-2011, 12:30 PM | #4008 |
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Welp, in hindsight, I probably should not have done that. I'll try to blame it on Ambien.
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05-11-2011, 12:36 PM | #4009 |
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Cats are like rats but without souls.
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05-11-2011, 12:40 PM | #4010 |
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While I'm still able to post, does anyone here need a business analyst or perhaps someone with experience in purchasing coal mining equipment?
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05-11-2011, 12:41 PM | #4011 |
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Coal mining equipment? Do you guys sell doves?
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05-11-2011, 12:41 PM | #4012 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I could use someone with Outlook calendar appointment scheduling experience.
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05-11-2011, 12:45 PM | #4013 | |
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Canaries, my man. And no.
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05-11-2011, 12:46 PM | #4014 |
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And I'll be sure to post pics from the woman's Facebook page. That can't possibly go wrong, huh?
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05-11-2011, 12:48 PM | #4015 |
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Thank you for the correction. Ok, how about those hats with the candle in them?
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05-11-2011, 12:50 PM | #4016 |
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Yes.
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05-11-2011, 12:51 PM | #4017 |
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Sweet!! Do you sell Peruvian miners by any chance?
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05-11-2011, 12:56 PM | #4018 |
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Yes.
My "yes" answers are getting increasingly stranger considering that I no longer work for the coal mining company.
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05-11-2011, 12:59 PM | #4019 | |
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Don't let that stop you!
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05-11-2011, 01:00 PM | #4020 |
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Stopped working in coal, but still like to deal in the black lung.
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05-11-2011, 01:48 PM | #4021 |
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I find this comment disgusting and unfunny. Those poor miners were trapped underground for weeks with only water, food, ipods, iphones, macbooks, and Rita Hayworth, supplies that could only be lowered through a hole. |
05-11-2011, 01:53 PM | #4022 | |
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Hey...wait a minute...they weren't midget miners were they?
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05-11-2011, 02:57 PM | #4023 | ||
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Hmmm....maybe that's why DT only hears from her once a year?
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05-11-2011, 02:59 PM | #4024 | |
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+1 hey...in fairness i'm not boxed or anything.
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05-11-2011, 03:06 PM | #4025 |
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I think you're on to something.
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05-11-2011, 03:22 PM | #4026 | |
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05-11-2011, 03:24 PM | #4027 | |
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Same thing with the hottest woman in my department, she's wearing the most killer sweater today. DAMN. I kept having to try real hard not to stare when she was asking me questions about a projector.
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05-11-2011, 03:30 PM | #4028 | |
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The miners were from Chile, but I guess to most of you they all look the same... |
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05-11-2011, 03:31 PM | #4029 |
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05-11-2011, 04:15 PM | #4030 | |
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Nope, I want Peruvian miners. They don't get stuck.
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05-11-2011, 04:19 PM | #4031 |
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05-11-2011, 04:25 PM | #4032 |
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I think I have a stalker. She doesn't know where I live, but she knows where I bowl. She has signed up to join one of my leagues this summer. Help.
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05-11-2011, 04:28 PM | #4033 | |
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Just go screw her. She'll go away after that.
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05-11-2011, 04:32 PM | #4034 |
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That would make my wife and my penis unhappy with me. I can send her your way if you like, but then you might be unhappy with me, too.
Wait, let me show you a picture. Never mind.
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05-11-2011, 04:34 PM | #4035 | |
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What's her average?
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05-11-2011, 04:34 PM | #4036 |
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Am I the only person who finds it amusing that people, given the general geekiness level here, are giving DT shit for going out with a Hobbit?
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05-11-2011, 04:40 PM | #4037 | |||
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Is she a midget miner?
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05-11-2011, 04:43 PM | #4038 | |
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I'd hardly saying I'm going out with her. That makes it sound present tense. How about "giving DT shit for having gone out with a Hobbit one time?"
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05-11-2011, 04:49 PM | #4039 |
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Like the old saying goes: Once you go hobbit...
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05-11-2011, 04:51 PM | #4040 | |||
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Has she asked for the "One Ring" yet? If so, run.....
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05-11-2011, 05:00 PM | #4041 |
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I bet she's a helluva cook though...
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05-11-2011, 05:09 PM | #4042 |
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Gives "Journey through Middle Earth" a whole new meaning.
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05-11-2011, 05:17 PM | #4043 |
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05-11-2011, 05:27 PM | #4044 |
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05-11-2011, 05:38 PM | #4045 |
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That is a huge red flag for sure.
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05-11-2011, 05:40 PM | #4046 | |
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I started with the phrase "dating a Hobbit" and edited that down what you saw since it sounded less permanent. Don't be picky
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05-11-2011, 05:45 PM | #4047 | |
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LOL.
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05-11-2011, 06:08 PM | #4048 | |
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Heh...I didn't hold back. That's more or less what I put in the FB pathetic post thread.
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05-11-2011, 06:45 PM | #4049 |
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Roto-tilled a garden into my back yard today. Ton of work, but hopefully it will be worth it. My dad's tiller is from like 1983. Still works like a champ. No way one you'd buy today would last 20 some years.
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05-11-2011, 06:51 PM | #4050 |
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Heck, almost 30.
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