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Are you the type of person that see those commercial for those 900 numbers late at night and you call so you can talk to those girls on there? |
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06-22-2006, 09:41 PM | #402 | |
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Definitely didn't see that one coming! /tk
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06-22-2006, 09:48 PM | #403 |
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06-22-2006, 09:49 PM | #404 | |
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I also avoided this thread until just now, and am sorry I did. Some good entertainment here. Oh, and no matter what the truth is, JimmyWint is fucked. Either his marriage is fucked, his relationship with his girlfriend is fucked, or his head is fucked. Possibly all three are fucked. |
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06-22-2006, 09:53 PM | #405 | |
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http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=40272
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06-22-2006, 10:01 PM | #406 |
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06-22-2006, 10:08 PM | #407 | |
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Holy crap! That's where I went to high school. Appleton also happens to be the city from which Edna Garret, the dietician/den mother from The Facts of Life, hailed. It is also the city which inspired the last name of the character Larry Appleton of Perfect Strangers. A few more tidbits about Appleton (courtesy of Wikipedia): Appleton, Wisconsin From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search Appleton is a city in the U.S. state of Wisconsin, on the Fox River, 100 miles (161 km) northwest of Milwaukee. As of the 2000 census, the city had a total population of 70,087. It is the county seat of Outagamie CountyGR6, but extends into both Calumet County and Winnebago County. Appleton was the childhood home (but not the birthplace as he sometimes claimed) of magician Harry Houdini, author Edna Ferber and Iwo Jima flag-raiser John Bradley, and is the birthplace of actor Willem Dafoe, and football player Rocky Bleier. Sen. Joseph McCarthy, who was born nearby in Grand Chute, Wisconsin, is buried in Appleton, in St. Mary's Parish Cemetery. Appleton also had the first telephone in all Wisconsin, the first Chinese restaurant in Outagamie County, and the first incandescent light in any city beyond the East Coast. The first hydroelectric power was generated in Appleton, on the Fox River. The city has commercial air service provided at Outagamie County Regional Airport. The Valley Fair Mall, recognized as the first enclosed shopping mall in the United States, was built in Appleton in 1954, and will be mostly destroyed in 2006, pending the sale from the previous (now bankrupt) mall owners, Youthfutures INC. |
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06-22-2006, 10:09 PM | #408 |
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Honestly,
You can fess up and deal with the heat that comes with it. My buddy did the same thing, cause I told him about the news report, he went to check the site out, paid to see the pics the women were posting. His wife, runs the finances, asked him what it was. He just said, he saw the news report and checked it out. He told her all about the report, the site and what it was for...I think he slept on the couch for a week....but they are still married.
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06-22-2006, 10:13 PM | #409 | |
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I had to fly out of Appleton once...their "airport" is a hallway with 2 doors at the end, which they call gate 1 and gate 2. It was the single worst airport/airplane experience of my life... |
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06-22-2006, 10:19 PM | #410 | |
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The one time I had to be in Appleton on business, I flew into Green Bay and just drove. No way am I taking a 3-seater straight to Appleton. Not worth it.
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06-22-2006, 10:35 PM | #411 |
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How does Jimmy have time for all these women? I barely have time for my husband and my boyfriend.
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06-22-2006, 10:39 PM | #412 | |
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Thanks..I'm suprise our crew didn't catch it sooner, escp. since that first post was posted a few pages back. |
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06-22-2006, 10:40 PM | #413 |
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Which brings me back to that post, how was the pot he wanted to try?
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06-22-2006, 10:40 PM | #414 |
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Heh, my big brother in the fraternity is from Appleton, as are a couple other guys in the house.
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06-22-2006, 10:49 PM | #415 | |
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Or fourthly, we are all being fucked with. Either way, someone is getting fucked here, and I don't think its Jimmy.
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06-22-2006, 10:54 PM | #416 | |
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06-22-2006, 11:02 PM | #417 |
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Some interesting Jimmy quotes posted in that thread:
"Okay, so I have been seeing this girl for about a month now. Just yesterday she says she likes to get high once in a while with this girlfriend of hers. I have never smoked pot. I enjoy going out drinking about once or twice a week, and drinking too much, that is my vice. What is the difference between getting drunk like I do, or in getting stoned, other than the obvious fact it is illegal. I kind of threw up a red flag when I heard this...maybe I am overreacting? What do you all think?" "Thanks for all of the input. I think I overreacted. Does smoking Pot do anything to your sex drive? I would hate to take a few hits and then not be able to perform afterwards if the opportunity arose." "How long does it stay in your system? I never thought of that. We are going to hang out tonight, so the opportunity may present itself." "For the Record, I am 36 and she is 29. At this point I am not going to make an issue of it. I do think that I want to witness them doing it to see if I can get lucky afterward!" From another thread (the trivia thread): A lot of great name ideas...Thanks for the help! I ended up going with the Gaza Strippers. Thanks Captain2711 The contest begins shortly...If anyone wants to help I am going to make a new thread with questions and answers. Just to forewarn you they are off the wall and usually require a lot of googling. Add a post I found odd in this current thread: "I should have just cooked a pizza and passed out like I normally do. It was not exactly porn though." How the hell do you decide one night to go from cooking pizza and passing out, to deciding on a "drunk" night to go online, go to Ashley Madison (how the hell would you find this site anyways if you never heard of it and weren't curious), and place your credit card, and then talk to a chick on it? |
06-22-2006, 11:03 PM | #418 |
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Interesting thread:
http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=44342 Last edited by Galaxy : 06-22-2006 at 11:04 PM. |
06-22-2006, 11:06 PM | #419 |
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Your cheatin' heart will tell on you...
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06-22-2006, 11:09 PM | #420 |
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Man, our pal Jimmy has had an interesting year!
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06-22-2006, 11:17 PM | #421 |
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06-22-2006, 11:23 PM | #422 |
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I could just drive up to Appleton tomorrow to find him...
Given the clue that he has given us - He likes to drink... I shouldn't have a problem locating him in Wisconsin.
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06-23-2006, 12:11 AM | #424 | |
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06-23-2006, 12:36 AM | #425 |
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Ha, you all got PWNED~!
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06-23-2006, 01:05 AM | #426 |
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A question for the board. I need some serious advice. I belong to a message board, and this guy made up a bullsh$%t story about being married and signing up for a dating service. I found out where he lives, and I am thinking about paying him a visit to kick his ass! What should I do? The biggest thing I am worried about is making sure my credit card statement doesn't show I bought plane tickets to his hometown to avoid the curiousity of the cops.
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06-23-2006, 01:16 AM | #427 | |
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Wow. Jimmy attracts scorn and I don't care Jimmy attracts scorn and I don't care Jimmy attracts scorn and I don't care.................... the FOFC all the way!!!!!!
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06-23-2006, 03:07 AM | #428 |
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OK now you've really got to pull out the I was buying porn card.
Seriously. "I Don't know honey, it must be an affiliated site. I was just looking at honeys since mine wasn't available. It was just a porn site, not some matchup place." |
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This reminds me of the days when I was fake married.....Did I tell you all the story yet? I was either married, or I was picking up chicks at a bar, or I was on ashleymadison.com trying to hook up with other fake attached people. And then me and Bob Dylan went snipe hunting. twas amazing.
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Wow. I had a similar story. Except I wasn't fake married, and I wasn't picking up chicks at a bar, my wife and I were fighting 8 year olds in a dark room, in crazy contest to see who could knock out more kids and we had the whole thing hosted on deanhouston.org trying to attract other kid fighters. And then my wife, me, and Jason Grimsley shot up with some HGH (yes we were some of the people he named in his report). So I guess essentially our stories aren't similar.
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06-23-2006, 08:58 AM | #433 | |
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Dammit woman, those were sent in the strictest confidence!
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06-23-2006, 09:03 AM | #434 | |
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From your Nigerian banker? |
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06-23-2006, 09:09 AM | #435 | |
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06-23-2006, 09:13 AM | #436 | |
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And I love you for it. |
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06-23-2006, 09:31 AM | #437 | |
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06-23-2006, 10:15 AM | #438 |
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Hi, Jimmy!
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06-23-2006, 10:18 AM | #439 | |
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06-23-2006, 10:55 AM | #440 |
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Ponderous!
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06-23-2006, 11:21 AM | #441 |
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Another thing I noticed looking at that thread from just under a year ago, he say he's 36, yet his profile says he is 38? How do you age two years in under a year?
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and I'm beginning to think that he might be a 16yo who simply signed up for some weird, maybe regular porn and the person he's trying to hide it from is his mom, from whom he stole the credit card number FM
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06-23-2006, 11:42 AM | #443 |
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I get the distinct feeling that we have seen the end of ol'Jimmy's contribution to this beautiful thread.
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06-23-2006, 11:47 AM | #444 |
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I get the feeling we've seen the end of Jimmy on the board. We'll at least with this alias.
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06-23-2006, 11:48 AM | #445 | |
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Sounds like this guy needs some serious psychiatric help...maybe you could offer your services and help him overcome his FOFC Message Board addiction... |
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06-23-2006, 12:05 PM | #446 | |
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06-23-2006, 12:53 PM | #447 | |
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06-23-2006, 01:23 PM | #448 |
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I typed out about 3 paragraphs last night before I went out detailing why I was calling bullshit on this whole thing. Then I hit cancel.
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Another one bites the dust. There can be only one.
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I am still here, heck I have been a member since 2003, and I am getting close to my 100th post...I can't give up now.
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