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Old 07-05-2011, 04:55 PM   #4651
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Old 07-05-2011, 05:00 PM   #4652
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Two months later, she topped that outfit and wore something even hotter today. Sweet jolly goodness.

Get a picture and I will friend you on Facebook.

And I wont hide your posts so I can let you know when you post something cool. Deal?
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Old 07-05-2011, 05:03 PM   #4653
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Get a picture and I will friend you on Facebook.

And I wont hide your posts so I can let you know when you post something cool. Deal?
Best reply ever. You are a fabulous man.
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Old 07-05-2011, 05:06 PM   #4654
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Best reply ever. You are a fabulous man.

What can I say? You inspire me. You are the wind beneath my wings.
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Old 07-05-2011, 05:54 PM   #4655
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Hernia surgery this morn.

My right testicle feels like it was hit with a golf club.
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Old 07-05-2011, 06:03 PM   #4656
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Old 07-05-2011, 06:05 PM   #4657
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Hernia surgery this morn.

My right testicle feels like it was hit with a golf club.

That's better than both?
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Old 07-05-2011, 06:07 PM   #4658
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:01 PM   #4659
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Old 07-05-2011, 09:27 PM   #4660
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Hernia surgery this morn.

My right testicle feels like it was hit with a golf club.

How is the left?
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Old 07-05-2011, 10:38 PM   #4661
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How is the left?

Just hangin' around.

Thank you for caring.
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Old 07-05-2011, 10:50 PM   #4662
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I created a bowling thread some time ago, but I want to put this here.

I'm in a head-to-head league, and I was leading one of my opponents tonight 151-129. I was done, and he had one frame to go. Down by 22 pins, he needs to get two strikes and at least 3 pins to win. He had not had a good game so far.

First ball... strike.
Second ball... strike.

At this point, I'm up 151-149, and I figure it's over. I prepare to pick up my equipment and get out of the way.

Third ball... he knocks down one pin.

Two pins ties the game, three or more wins it. He knocks down only one and I win 151-150. I am not looking forward to the day when the bowling gods ask me to cash in my soul for this one.
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:09 PM   #4663
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Reminds me of this:

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Old 07-05-2011, 11:11 PM   #4664
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Reminds me of this:

Holy shit. Yeah, I kinda felt like Pete Weber tonight. It wasn't for $150,000, but still. Damn.
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:43 PM   #4665
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At this point, I'm up 151-149, and I figure it's over. I prepare to pick up my equipment and get out of the way.

Well.. that explains it. You grabbed your equipment in front of him. Guy is only human.
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:45 PM   #4666
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So I am on vacation and get the phone call.....

I am now officially unemployed...
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:50 PM   #4667
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Sorry to hear that man.

You are experienced and know the inner workings of the industry, things will work out well for you.
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:56 PM   #4668
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Sorry to hear that man.

You are experienced and know the inner workings of the industry, things will work out well for you.

This.
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:57 PM   #4669
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So I am on vacation and get the phone call.....

I am now officially unemployed...



Hang in there man.
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Old 07-06-2011, 12:01 AM   #4670
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So I am on vacation and get the phone call.....
I am now officially unemployed...

Shitty timing, even shittier news.

Best wishes for a speedy rebound right into a better situation. Living well is almost always the best revenge.
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Old 07-06-2011, 12:04 AM   #4671
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Thanks guys....

I am not to shocked by it...I will miss posting food pictures from across the country....

I do have a job interview on the 11th, and I am looking around in the Buffalo area, see i I can get something...
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Old 07-06-2011, 01:45 AM   #4672
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Best of luck to you in the job search. Sucks it had to happen on your vacation.
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Old 07-06-2011, 04:46 AM   #4673
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Now that the whole messy trial thing is over and we all know that Miss Anthony is completely innocent of anything other than misleading the police, how long before some idiot knocks her up and the media morons explode?
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Old 07-06-2011, 11:29 AM   #4674
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how long before some idiot knocks her up

That sad possibility crossed my mind already, it would be right on track with how things seem to happen. Then, I figure she has the baby which leads to

a) she's killed in a bar fight/wreck/overdose
followed by

b) multiple paternity tests to figure out who the daddy is
followed by

c) custody/guardianship claims by several prospective baby daddies PLUS her parents
followed by

d) shocking revelation of the actual sperm donor (I'd guess Jose but that seems to obvious)
followed by

e) discovery that the biological father has no interest in custody whatsoever
followed by

f) custody eventually awarded to a foster family ... who eventually show up on TV years later asking for the public's help in finding their missing trouble teen.
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Old 07-06-2011, 11:33 AM   #4675
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That sad possibility crossed my mind already, it would be right on track with how things seem to happen. Then, I figure she has the baby which leads to

a) she's killed in a bar fight/wreck/overdose
followed by

b) multiple paternity tests to figure out who the daddy is
followed by

c) custody/guardianship claims by several prospective baby daddies PLUS her parents
followed by

d) shocking revelation of the actual sperm donor (I'd guess Jose but that seems to obvious)
followed by

e) discovery that the biological father has no interest in custody whatsoever
followed by

f) custody eventually awarded to a foster family ... who eventually show up on TV years later asking for the public's help in finding their missing trouble teen.

You just scripted the next, great (er...first great) LIFETIME movie.
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Old 07-06-2011, 11:37 AM   #4676
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Roy Williams wants the ring back from his ex-girl that his proposed to via taped message & mailed $75,000 ring. She said no.

I guess he wasn't that good a CATCH.
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Old 07-06-2011, 11:45 AM   #4677
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So I am on vacation and get the phone call.....

I am now officially unemployed...

This may not be as bad as it seems man. I think this will work out for the better for you. Enjoy your time off, get refreshed and come back kicking ass.
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Old 07-06-2011, 11:50 AM   #4678
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Thanks guys....

I am not to shocked by it...I will miss posting food pictures from across the country....

I do have a job interview on the 11th, and I am looking around in the Buffalo area, see i I can get something...

You in town Thursday or Friday? Looks like you're on vacation though.
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Old 07-06-2011, 01:23 PM   #4679
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Longtime Basketball Player Armen Gilliam Dies - Pittsburgh News Story - WTAE Pittsburgh

Depressing news that Armen "The Hammer" Gilliam died. One of UNLV's best players. Only 47 too.
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Old 07-06-2011, 01:25 PM   #4680
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it's a boy. due in november.
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Old 07-06-2011, 01:28 PM   #4681
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Hey, this thread is for random thoughts, not random shots.

Just kidding - Congrats!
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Old 07-06-2011, 01:31 PM   #4682
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it's a boy. due in november.

Congrats!!!!
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Old 07-06-2011, 01:33 PM   #4683
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That sad possibility crossed my mind already, it would be right on track with how things seem to happen. Then, I figure she has the baby which leads to

a) she's killed in a bar fight/wreck/overdose
followed by

b) multiple paternity tests to figure out who the daddy is
followed by

c) custody/guardianship claims by several prospective baby daddies PLUS her parents
followed by

d) shocking revelation of the actual sperm donor (I'd guess Jose but that seems to obvious)
followed by

e) discovery that the biological father has no interest in custody whatsoever
followed by

f) custody eventually awarded to a foster family ... who eventually show up on TV years later asking for the public's help in finding their missing trouble teen.

News stations and magazines are masturbating to this post.
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Old 07-06-2011, 03:27 PM   #4684
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So many books out there I want to read and no time to read them. Need to finish A Feast For Crows by 7/12.
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Old 07-06-2011, 03:37 PM   #4685
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I'm totally taking 7/12 off. I guess I'll try to plow through a ton of ADwD, although now a part of me is arguing for delaying gratification and drawing it out since it might be years till the next book. I guess I'll be reading it more than once though.
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Old 07-06-2011, 03:39 PM   #4686
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Yeah, I have my pre-ordered copy. I know its going to be 5 years till the next book, but I'm excited.
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Old 07-06-2011, 03:43 PM   #4687
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A man and a woman marry. Woman has previous daughter. Goes to court to get custody. Would her new brother-in-law's status as a registered sex offender have any bearing on how the case went? What about if the sexual charge did not involve a minor? New Brother-in-law lives 2 hours away.
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Old 07-06-2011, 04:33 PM   #4688
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Don't worry guys, Casey Anthony will eventually go to jail for stealing back her sports memorabilia at gunpoint. Let's just ride this out.
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Old 07-06-2011, 05:02 PM   #4689
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So I am on vacation and get the phone call.....

I am now officially unemployed...


Aww man, sorry to hear that MacroGuru.
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Old 07-06-2011, 05:27 PM   #4690
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You in town Thursday or Friday? Looks like you're on vacation though.

I won't be back until Sunday...
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Old 07-06-2011, 05:42 PM   #4691
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Well, just to follow the whole OJ thing, Casey Anthony is being sued by the nanny she claimed had stolen the baby. Casey might have been looking at freedom and dollar signs, but their lining up to get their hands on the cash.

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Old 07-06-2011, 05:53 PM   #4692
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I thought she accused Kato Kaelin of stealing the baby.
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Old 07-06-2011, 06:12 PM   #4693
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Wasn't there a 'What the hell are you reading?' thread at some point on this board? Maybe a book thread or something.

I searched today and couldn't find anything recent. I want to get some suggestions on what I should next next after I finish the new Martin book coming out next week.
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Old 07-06-2011, 06:28 PM   #4694
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I searched today and couldn't find anything recent. I want to get some suggestions on what I should next next after I finish the new Martin book coming out next week.

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Old 07-06-2011, 07:09 PM   #4695
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Old 07-06-2011, 08:50 PM   #4697
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Old 07-06-2011, 08:53 PM   #4698
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Saw an interesting thing on FB today, an old HS classmate of mine is taking a year's sabbatical , from pretty much everything. After planning & saving for several years, he & his wife have both quit their jobs & are going to spend the next year doing ... whatever the hell you do when you're on sabbatical I guess.

Both of them are planning to blog about the experience separately, so it ought to be a heck of an interesting read (he was quite a character back in the day & I've seen nothing to lead me to believe that's changed much) Once he's got his blog up I'll probably share the link here, it seems like something that might be of interest to some FOFC'ers.
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Old 07-06-2011, 10:26 PM   #4699
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Hey... I hear O.J. happens to like white women from Florida. Where's Chuck Woolery at?
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Old 07-06-2011, 10:27 PM   #4700
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I got this email from my 18 year old daughter. How does she not see this as a scam?

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I just got a $2,000 scholarship to a Korean Idol Academy in Canada.
Bad news? Of course!
It starts Aug 1st, school ends Aug 5th
Dorm move in is Aug 27-28
Idol evaluation day (when the big name companies come to see who they want) is Aug 28!

My big chance and i can't go... though I would but i need $2,000 more dollars since I only got a half scholarship and a plane ticket from Canada to Ohio? eh...
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