Maximum Football??? - Page 98

Crim · 09-30-2006, 01:07 AM

Hehehehe... these aren't new, but it's the first time I'd read them... enjoy:

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Another thing I noticed tonight, I threw an interception and the intercepting team fumbled and recovered the ball. When their offense took the field they started with 3rd down and 44 yards to go LOL.

LOL?!? LOL?!? Jeepers!

And here's another gem. Let's see if the poster found it as funny as the previous one:

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I just ran my first league game using the default U.S. league, Chicago (me) vs Milwaukee...first bugs I see are only 1 timeout per team per half given, but the biggy was this...I was ahead 37-17 with 4 minutes to play. Milwaukee scored a TD to make it 37-23 and the PC elected to go for 2 pts....they were successful but hey! they were awarded another 6 pts! So they elected to go for 2 again, which they converted. So all of a sudden its 37-31~~!!!

Where's the LOL on this one?!?

cuervo72 · 10-10-2006, 12:05 PM

Actual ad captured from a site:

JAG · 10-10-2006, 12:13 PM

That's beautiful box art.

Toddzilla · 10-10-2006, 12:18 PM

Good lord - those idiots can't even number a list correctly. I'll bet their BASIC code sucked.

stevew · 10-10-2006, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister

Oh no! GWsFBAStartOct292006 is back with a vengence and some of those posts have me rolling. But damn, that is a lot of posts:
http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tt.asp?forumid=154

Damn. Just noticed this....i was psyched about the upcoming FBA start date.

albionmoonlight · 10-10-2006, 01:36 PM

Is this is the same guy who wanted to set up a mobile gaming center that would fit 40 cats and dogs and run on water? Or is that someone else?

And if it is the same guy, is that what's going to start on October 29th?

And, if so, where do I sign up? That place sounds awesome!

digamma · 10-10-2006, 01:56 PM

Yeah, I can't wait to go to Orlando and ride around in the back of a tricked out RV while playing Maximum Football against a mixture of bots and animals.

Ajaxab · 10-10-2006, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister

Oh no! GWsFBAStartOct292006 is back with a vengence and some of those posts have me rolling. But damn, that is a lot of posts:
http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tt.asp?forumid=154

I'm thinking this dood is jb's long lost cousin in looking at posts made in threads like this one hxxp://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1266243&mpage=1&key=&#1266548

I also can't help but wonder if that profile pic is from high school graduation. On second thought, I'm thinking dood may have borrowed that cap from someone else....This guy is a piece of work.

Toddzilla · 10-10-2006, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Ajaxab

I'm thinking this dood is jb's long lost cousin in looking at posts made in threads like this one hxxp://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1266243&mpage=1&key=&#1266548

ZOMG - That guy is like jb on coke, speed, and 14 Red Bulls

Ajaxab · 10-10-2006, 02:35 PM

The Office needs to transfer Jim to this guy's office so he can compete in the 120 team 'Great White Football Association' for cash prizes.

Ajaxab · 10-10-2006, 02:40 PM

dola

What is absolutely fascinating about GWsFBA's connection to jb is that it seems GW's edit button has also been taken away. hxxp://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1223024&mpage=1&key=&#1263033

Antmeister · 10-10-2006, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Ajaxab

...I also can't help but wonder if that profile pic is from high school graduation. On second thought, I'm thinking dood may have borrowed that cap from someone else....This guy is a piece of work.

Oh man, I didn't know he had a profile. It didn't exist before, but his profile description is both confusing and hilarious.

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Watching Maximum FootBall-might use. Jason 'Great White'-Owner: Great White's FootBall Association-Make The Play! Jan.-Dec.: Pay 4-7 Tournaments’ Fees for Top 25% of Owners=Cash Prizes, Per Hour Rates to Play/Watch & Per Games Rates to Name Players, etc.

Plus I like this added touch. I like stuff butts and I cannot lie:

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Interests:	Women&Stuffed Derrieres/Bosoms a +, FootBall,Vegan
Occupation:	G.reat W.hite's F.ootB.all A.ssociation

And we finally have a face for the great GWA'sFBA blah blah blah.

SirFozzie · 10-10-2006, 07:12 PM

Please don't tell me this thread is gonna break 5,000.

(Damn! I'm helping it towards the infamous goal)

st.cronin · 10-10-2006, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Please don't tell me this thread is gonna break 5,000.

I sincerely hope not.

whoops

(btw, this post counts)

CraigSca · 10-10-2006, 07:34 PM

Wow, almost to page 99.

EagleFan · 10-10-2006, 08:38 PM

lol, I can't believe (though nothing on the net should surprise me) that idiot is back.

Ajaxab · 10-10-2006, 08:43 PM

Shouldn't his league be called 'Ass White Football Association'?

I also think it's hillarious that he wants to consider charging people to watch a Maximum Football tournament, never mind participate in one. I'm lovin' that business plan.

Logan · 10-10-2006, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Ajaxab

dola

What is absolutely fascinating about GWsFBA's connection to jb is that it seems GW's edit button has also been taken away. hxxp://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1223024&mpage=1&key=&#1263033

Let me guess...NetDetective?

JonInMiddleGA · 10-10-2006, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister

And we finally have a face for the great GWA'sFBA blah blah blah.

So is he supposed to be the one behind the wheel or the one hitching a ride with his cooler friend?

RedKingGold · 10-10-2006, 09:47 PM

Isn't that a kid in the backseat?

For the hope of civilization...I hope its not his.

People like him should not be allowed to procreate.

cartman · 10-28-2006, 03:03 PM

I headed over to the MaxFB forums to see how things are going. Daivd produced yet another gem.

Someone posted wondering how the stats and realism are coming along. I think DW's quote says it all about MaxFB:

hxxp://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1283701#

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Originally Posted by Daivd

'Realism' is a fairly subjective thing.

cartman · 10-28-2006, 03:04 PM

Dola,

I can't wait to see what it is that Jason 'Great White' is revealing tomorrow.

Ajaxab · 10-28-2006, 04:10 PM

The suspense is killing me...

Antmeister · 10-28-2006, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Dola,

I can't wait to see what it is that Jason 'Great White' is revealing tomorrow.

You and me both. Unfortunately, though, I don't think he may buy Maximum Football based on what he said here:
http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1274688

But I am still curious to find out what he plans to do and with what football program.

DaddyTorgo · 10-28-2006, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister

You and me both. Unfortunately, though, I don't think he may buy Maximum Football based on what he said here:
http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1274688

But I am still curious to find out what he plans to do and with what football program.

ouch. just TRYING to read that post of his made my eyes spin and my head hurt

Pumpy Tudors · 11-13-2006, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I was excited about this game, but Black Ice Hockey has fulfilled all of my sports gaming needs for the next several years, so I won't need to buy Maximum Football. Sorry.

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Originally Posted by Bubba Wheels

Why do I think that when this game finally does come out, you'll have your copy inside of the first week?

I should mention that I don't have the game yet.

Passacaglia · 11-13-2006, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I should mention that I don't have the game yet.

But how long will a week be when you get your copy of the game?

fantastic flying froggies · 11-13-2006, 05:15 PM

Of course, you can actually customize the length of a week, anywhere from -2 to 28.267 days.

RedKingGold · 11-13-2006, 06:20 PM

You mean we're still not at 100 pages?

We need some more limericks and Daivd Winter jokes.

Toddzilla · 11-13-2006, 07:14 PM

Two birds, one stone...

Maximum Football, Daivd Winter doth sent
On trashing text simmers he was hell bent
The delays were quite sizeable
The game very customizable
The one thing he got right? The beer tent!

Oilers9911 · 11-13-2006, 07:19 PM

Not sure if this has been asked yet but has anyone on this forum actually bought Maximum Football?

SirFozzie · 11-13-2006, 07:24 PM

I know Digamma did, he provided us with.. er.. a Die Nasty a while back in the thread. (can't call it a Dynasty, because that would give the game too much credit) a

CraigSca · 11-13-2006, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Toddzilla

Two birds, one stone...

Maximum Football, Daivd Winter doth sent
On trashing text simmers he was hell bent
The delays were quite sizeable
The game very customizable
The one thing he got right? The beer tent!

Great job with this. However, I've really been jones'in for a Maximum Football haiku.

RedKingGold · 11-13-2006, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

I know Digamma did, he provided us with.. er.. a Die Nasty a while back in the thread. (can't call it a Dynasty, because that would give the game too much credit) a

It was, without a doubt, the George Costanza of dynasties.

Coffee Warlord · 11-13-2006, 07:53 PM

We need some new material to dust off the Photoshoppage.

digamma · 11-13-2006, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

I know Digamma did, he provided us with.. er.. a Die Nasty a while back in the thread. (can't call it a Dynasty, because that would give the game too much credit) a

To be fair, I bought it on Ebay for $5.

I still need to run the play-offs. I never got around to "customizing" a play-off set up to make sure that I got to the Maximum Bowl.

RedKingGold · 11-13-2006, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

We need some new material to dust off the Photoshoppage.

Looks like someone beat you to it:

Straight from GWA's new group profile (what the heck is that thing in the lower right corner?)

sachmo71 · 11-13-2006, 08:19 PM

so what's his next project?

albionmoonlight · 11-13-2006, 09:56 PM

Did you notice his interests?

"Women&Stuffed Derrieres/Bosoms a +, FootBall,Vegan"

JPhillips · 11-13-2006, 10:15 PM

Maximum Football
Customize all the players
Winter fashion show

cartman · 11-13-2006, 10:48 PM

ROFL. They are trying to make the insinuation over there that the FOF 2007 release was as much a disaster as the Max FB release. Karma my ass. We'll have a patch to fix the few problems that exist in FOF 2007 within the next few days. Nine months later, and they are still slogging through beta patches. Yep, I see the similarities.

hxxp://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1291891

finkenst · 11-13-2006, 10:56 PM

whoa.. 98 pages long.. holy crap

SirFozzie · 11-13-2006, 10:58 PM

Still 106 posts to go till we hit 5000

sabotai · 11-13-2006, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

ROFL. They are trying to make the insinuation over there that the FOF 2007 release was as much a disaster as the Max FB release. Karma my ass. We'll have a patch to fix the few problems that exist in FOF 2007 within the next few days. Nine months later, and they are still slogging through beta patches. Yep, I see the similarities.

hxxp://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1291891

That's absolutely hilarious. I guess the word "severity" is not in any of their vocabularies. As if any bug in FOF would come anywhere near as severe as a lot of the bugs in M-F.

JPhillips · 11-13-2006, 11:09 PM

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They are trying to make the insinuation over there that the FOF 2007 release was as much a disaster as the Max FB release.

Because a bug that lets linemen be the League's Fastest Player = frame rate controls completion percentage.

SFL Cat · 11-13-2006, 11:12 PM

This is truly the Thread of the Undead.

Bee · 11-14-2006, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

I know Digamma did, he provided us with.. er.. a Die Nasty a while back in the thread. (can't call it a Dynasty, because that would give the game too much credit) a

I think someone else picked up a copy but couldn't stop laughing to actually post anything about it.

RedKingGold · 11-14-2006, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Bee

I think someone else picked up a copy but couldn't stop laughing to actually post anything about it.

Or they are just quivering in shame and revolting in horror.

albionmoonlight · 11-14-2006, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

ROFL. They are trying to make the insinuation over there that the FOF 2007 release was as much a disaster as the Max FB release. Karma my ass. We'll have a patch to fix the few problems that exist in FOF 2007 within the next few days. Nine months later, and they are still slogging through beta patches. Yep, I see the similarities.

hxxp://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1291891

To Daivd's credit, he did not take the bait and engage in or encourage the debate.

albionmoonlight · 11-14-2006, 08:05 AM

dola--

Which demonstrates a level of humility and common sense that plesantly suprises me.

We all make mistakes. The question really then becomes how we learn from them. I like what Daivd seemed to learn here.

10-10-2006, 12:05 PM	#4852
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Actual ad captured from a site: __________________ null Last edited by cuervo72 : 10-10-2006 at 12:05 PM.

10-10-2006, 12:18 PM	#4854
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Good lord - those idiots can't even number a list correctly. I'll bet their BASIC code sucked. Last edited by Toddzilla : 10-10-2006 at 12:19 PM.

10-10-2006, 07:12 PM	#4863
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	Please don't tell me this thread is gonna break 5,000. (Damn! I'm helping it towards the infamous goal) __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

10-10-2006, 07:34 PM	#4865
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	Wow, almost to page 99. __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

10-10-2006, 08:43 PM	#4867
Ajaxab College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Far from home	Shouldn't his league be called 'Ass White Football Association'? I also think it's hillarious that he wants to consider charging people to watch a Maximum Football tournament, never mind participate in one. I'm lovin' that business plan. Last edited by Ajaxab : 10-10-2006 at 08:44 PM.

10-10-2006, 12:13 PM	#4853
JAG Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: St. Paul, MN	That's beautiful box art.

10-10-2006, 01:36 PM	#4856
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Is this is the same guy who wanted to set up a mobile gaming center that would fit 40 cats and dogs and run on water? Or is that someone else? And if it is the same guy, is that what's going to start on October 29th? And, if so, where do I sign up? That place sounds awesome!

10-10-2006, 01:56 PM	#4857
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	Yeah, I can't wait to go to Orlando and ride around in the back of a tricked out RV while playing Maximum Football against a mixture of bots and animals.

10-10-2006, 02:35 PM	#4860
Ajaxab College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Far from home	The Office needs to transfer Jim to this guy's office so he can compete in the 120 team 'Great White Football Association' for cash prizes.

10-10-2006, 02:40 PM	#4861
Ajaxab College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Far from home	dola What is absolutely fascinating about GWsFBA's connection to jb is that it seems GW's edit button has also been taken away. hxxp://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1223024&mpage=1&key=&#1263033

10-10-2006, 08:38 PM	#4866
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	lol, I can't believe (though nothing on the net should surprise me) that idiot is back.

10-10-2006, 09:47 PM	#4870
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	Isn't that a kid in the backseat? For the hope of civilization...I hope its not his. People like him should not be allowed to procreate.

10-28-2006, 03:04 PM	#4872
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Dola, I can't wait to see what it is that Jason 'Great White' is revealing tomorrow. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

10-28-2006, 04:10 PM	#4873
Ajaxab College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Far from home	The suspense is killing me...

11-13-2006, 05:15 PM	#4878
fantastic flying froggies Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny South of France	Of course, you can actually customize the length of a week, anywhere from -2 to 28.267 days. __________________ Detroit Vampires (CFL) : Ve 're coming for your blood! Camargue Flamingos (WOOF): pretty in Pink

11-13-2006, 06:20 PM	#4879
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	You mean we're still not at 100 pages? We need some more limericks and Daivd Winter jokes.

11-13-2006, 07:14 PM	#4880
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Two birds, one stone... Maximum Football, Daivd Winter doth sent On trashing text simmers he was hell bent The delays were quite sizeable The game very customizable The one thing he got right? The beer tent! Last edited by Toddzilla : 11-13-2006 at 07:14 PM.

11-13-2006, 07:19 PM	#4881
Oilers9911 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2006	Not sure if this has been asked yet but has anyone on this forum actually bought Maximum Football?

11-13-2006, 07:24 PM	#4882
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	I know Digamma did, he provided us with.. er.. a Die Nasty a while back in the thread. (can't call it a Dynasty, because that would give the game too much credit) a __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

11-13-2006, 07:53 PM	#4885
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	We need some new material to dust off the Photoshoppage.

11-13-2006, 08:19 PM	#4888
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	so what's his next project?

11-13-2006, 09:56 PM	#4889
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Did you notice his interests? "Women&Stuffed Derrieres/Bosoms a +, FootBall,Vegan"

11-13-2006, 10:15 PM	#4890
JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	Maximum Football Customize all the players Winter fashion show __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers

11-13-2006, 10:48 PM	#4891
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	ROFL. They are trying to make the insinuation over there that the FOF 2007 release was as much a disaster as the Max FB release. Karma my ass. We'll have a patch to fix the few problems that exist in FOF 2007 within the next few days. Nine months later, and they are still slogging through beta patches. Yep, I see the similarities. hxxp://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1291891 __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

11-13-2006, 10:58 PM	#4893
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	Still 106 posts to go till we hit 5000 __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

11-13-2006, 11:12 PM	#4896
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	This is truly the Thread of the Undead.

11-14-2006, 08:05 AM	#4900
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	dola-- Which demonstrates a level of humility and common sense that plesantly suprises me. We all make mistakes. The question really then becomes how we learn from them. I like what Daivd seemed to learn here.

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