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stevew · 07-16-2011, 09:51 PM

Someone *maybe* jumped off the Pro Football HOF bridge and caused traffic closure which has resulted in me not getting White Castle tonight.

Matthean · 07-16-2011, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Someone *maybe* jumped off the Pro Football HOF bridge and caused traffic closure which has resulted in me not getting White Castle tonight.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

GrantDawg · 07-16-2011, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

Match Made In Icky Heaven of the Day - The Daily What

She looks 35+.

Passacaglia · 07-16-2011, 11:33 PM

We've got a similar thing going here. Meeting with a realtor to talk about staging our place to sell, and we're trying to clean as much as we can before that.

There's a Pro Football HOF bridge?

stevew · 07-16-2011, 11:50 PM

Despondent 19-year-old talked down from HOF bridge - Canton, OH - CantonRep.com

stevew · 07-16-2011, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by GrantDawg

She looks 35+.

From my sister in law's facebook

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Anyone hear about the 51 yr old Green Mile actor who married the 16 yr old? I saw them strutting their stuff on Broadway tonight, and no one noticed them but my niece and me. Hahaha! They were clearly hoping for paparazzi!

DaddyTorgo · 07-17-2011, 01:03 AM

NO way she is 16.

Draft Dodger · 07-17-2011, 07:21 AM

you know how you post in a thread sometimes just to get that dot to show up? the bad ways to die thread will not be getting my dot

Pumpy Tudors · 07-17-2011, 02:43 PM

Louis Gossett, Jr.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-17-2011, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

NO way she is 16.

She looks like she has an expiration date.

cuervo72 · 07-17-2011, 04:26 PM

Kept making the goofiest faces in the GMA video. Odd girl.

terpkristin · 07-17-2011, 05:09 PM

Kind of bummed to get home from work and see the USWNT game still going on. Wanted them to put it away.

/tk

sabotai · 07-17-2011, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

Another great idea that ruins my weekend.

And now I'm finally done.....

*browses around the internet for about 5 minutes*

Ok, I'm bored.

Matthean · 07-17-2011, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by GrantDawg

She looks 35+.

+1. I doubt she ages well. I roll my eyes at how much they say her faith matters to her. Fine, quit looking like a whore then. They even use the cliche about how it's actually love when it's painfully obvious it's not. I'm not even forty and it makes my brain hurt just to listen to her. I can't imagine being in my 50s and dealing with somebody that immature.

molson · 07-19-2011, 02:17 PM

I feel like I have permission from Pumpy to masturbate now.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-19-2011, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by molson

I feel like I have permission from Pumpy to masturbate now.

What the hell have you been waiting for? I've been going at it for damn near 12 hours now.

jeff061 · 07-19-2011, 06:16 PM

Oh freshly installed FIOS how I love thee.

DaddyTorgo · 07-19-2011, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff061

Oh freshly installed FIOS how I love thee.

Nice!

Radii · 07-19-2011, 06:22 PM

grats jeff, awesome!

MJ4H · 07-19-2011, 07:16 PM

Well, the Google Plus iphone app is out today. No support for ipod touch. That sucks, but I googled around and it is coming. That's good, because the whole reason I have an ipod touch is for these types of apps (I'm not paying a monthly fee for data on a smartphone).

Suburban Rhythm · 07-20-2011, 08:24 AM

I think I might have pink eye.
Conjunctivitus might make a cool band name, but other than that, it sucks.

Telling everyone at work Mrs. SR beat me when I refused to do the dishes.

Telle · 07-20-2011, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

I think I might have pink eye.
Conjunctivitus might make a cool band name, but other than that, it sucks.

Telling everyone at work Mrs. SR beat me when I refused to do the dishes.

What are you doing at work if you think you have pink eye? That shit's VERY contagious. Get to a doctor and get the eye drops asap.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-20-2011, 04:04 PM

Sometimes I wonder why people even talk to me. A girl at work made me explain to her why bowling balls sweat when they get hot, and then she proceeded to laugh very loudly after I told her. Apparently, she finds that concept hilarious, but she wouldn't explain why. I've known her for three years. You'd think she'd know that every conversation with me will involve my work, bowling, or a request for somebody to strip. I'm a dirty old man with no life.

Oh, wait. I'm an AWESOME dirty old man with no life. That explains it.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-20-2011, 04:48 PM

I just found out that a woman I work with is jealous of my wife and wants to keep me for herself. Would somebody please back these white bitches up off me.

MacroGuru · 07-20-2011, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I just found out that a woman I work with is jealous of my wife and wants to keep me for herself. Would somebody please back these white bitches up off me.

Bowling Skills, Stache...I don't know if we can help you here...

Suburban Rhythm · 07-20-2011, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Telle

What are you doing at work if you think you have pink eye? That shit's VERY contagious. Get to a doctor and get the eye drops asap.

Yeah, just had to drop off 2 things, and left. Out tomorrow too. Mini-vacation!

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-20-2011, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I just found out that a woman I work with is jealous of my wife and wants to keep me for herself. Would somebody please back these white bitches up off me.

Which one you want up off you first? The wife or the other?

Pumpy Tudors · 07-20-2011, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Which one you want up off you first? The wife or the other?

This is actually a solid question.

ColtCrazy · 07-21-2011, 08:06 AM

Hot girl dresses up for Comic Con

Couldn't decide where to put this link, but considering I was randomly surfing when I found it this seemed appropriate. Gives geeks hope everywhere.

Passacaglia · 07-21-2011, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Sometimes I wonder why people even talk to me. A girl at work made me explain to her why bowling balls sweat when they get hot, and then she proceeded to laugh very loudly after I told her. Apparently, she finds that concept hilarious, but she wouldn't explain why. I've known her for three years. You'd think she'd know that every conversation with me will involve my work, bowling, or a request for somebody to strip. I'm a dirty old man with no life.

Oh, wait. I'm an AWESOME dirty old man with no life. That explains it.

And I always thought those fans were for your hands, not your balls.

Ksyrup · 07-21-2011, 09:47 AM

Hey, a woman on the FB of Cheaters wants ME! Woo-hoo!

I'm the only one who gets these emails in my spam filter, right? I really am special, I hope.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-21-2011, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia

And I always thought those fans were for your hands, not your balls.

I wanted my bowling balls to sweat, though.

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Hey, a woman on the FB of Cheaters wants ME! Woo-hoo!

I'm the only one who gets these emails in my spam filter, right? I really am special, I hope.

I hope the notices about me wanting you don't end up in your spam filter.

Suicane75 · 07-21-2011, 01:43 PM

BLT's are fucking awesome. As long as someone else is standing over the stove making the bacon.

Shkspr · 07-21-2011, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

BLT's are fucking awesome. As long as someone else is standing over the stove making the bacon.

Standing over the stove making the bacon is the flaw in the plan. Baked in the oven is the way to go.

Shkspr · 07-21-2011, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

You'd think she'd know that every conversation with me will involve my work, bowling, or a request for somebody to strip. I'm a dirty old man with no life.

What you need to do is get a job challenging people to strip bowling matches.

britrock88 · 07-21-2011, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

BLT's are fucking awesome

YES. They were ruined for me as a child because the bread my family used, while it make incredible toast, was the worst sandwich bread in the world. Having moved on, though, they are singularly delicious... I could eat a couple of them every day.

DataKing · 07-22-2011, 02:42 PM

My inner geek is tingling...

Incompatible Browser | Facebook

Rizon · 07-22-2011, 02:48 PM

As I'm adding old school mates on Facebook I'm noticing ... most of the girls haven't aged well at all. The hot girls in high school are now all chubby and worn looking.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-22-2011, 03:12 PM

Still can't get these white bitches up off of me. Now it's the chef in the work cafeteria. I'm trying to buy gummy bears and a bottle of Mountain Dew when this exchange occurs:

Chef: "That'll be $3.11."
Me: "Here's the 3 dollars. I hope I can find 11 cents so I don't have to wash dishes."
Chef: "Oh, if you don't find that 11 cents, that won't be the only thing you're scrubbing..."

Normally, this wouldn't concern me, but three days ago, she tried (quite loudly, in fact) to convince me to take my shirt off in front of a cafeteria full of people. Story of my life.

JonInMiddleGA · 07-22-2011, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

As I'm adding old school mates on Facebook I'm noticing ... most of the girls haven't aged well at all. The hot girls in high school are now all chubby and worn looking.

I've got one case that's the exact opposite though, I'm not sure she's aged a day since graduation, it's f'n scary. Throw in her past decade as a fitness instructor (including yoga) and it's really pretty amazing.

(There's also one duckling that turned into quite the swan, maybe currently the second best looking classmate I've seen, wouldn't have made it past the median back in the day)

jeff061 · 07-22-2011, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Still can't get these white bitches up off of me. Now it's the chef in the work cafeteria. I'm trying to buy gummy bears and a bottle of Mountain Dew when this exchange occurs:

Chef: "That'll be $3.11."
Me: "Here's the 3 dollars. I hope I can find 11 cents so I don't have to wash dishes."
Chef: "Oh, if you don't find that 11 cents, that won't be the only thing you're scrubbing..."

Normally, this wouldn't concern me, but three days ago, she tried (quite loudly, in fact) to convince me to take my shirt off in front of a cafeteria full of people. Story of my life.

Draft Dodger · 07-22-2011, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

As I'm adding old school mates on Facebook I'm noticing ... most of the girls haven't aged well at all. The hot girls in high school are now all chubby and worn looking.

but I bet they are drooling over you.

I was thinking about HS and facebook the other day. I went to 3 high schools. Had a great time at 2 of them and HATED my experience at the one I went to my sophomore year. I dawned on me the other day that I have zero FB friends from that one year of HS.

JonInMiddleGA · 07-22-2011, 04:51 PM

Cool FB moment - got a direct response to a comment I made on the fan page of Rich Ward (Stuck Mojo, Fozzy, Adrenaline Mob, etc). Kind of cool to be joking around about aging & hair loss with a celeb.

Draft Dodger · 07-22-2011, 05:19 PM

are those band names?

/seriously have no idea

Pumpy Tudors · 07-22-2011, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

are those band names?

/seriously have no idea

why so grumpy man
do you need hugz

JonInMiddleGA · 07-22-2011, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

are those band names?
/seriously have no idea

Stuck Mojo = "home" band of Rich Ward, rap-metal pioneers

Fozzy = Chris Jericho's band (the touring/doing originals version, not the just-playing-covers-for-fun version)

Adrenaline Mob = new band incl. Ward, drummer Mike Portnoy (ex Dream Theater) & vocalist Russell Allen (Symphony X)

Rizon · 07-22-2011, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

why so grumpy man
do you need hugz

His beard gets itchy sometimes.

thesloppy · 07-23-2011, 07:34 AM

I am fascinated by the regular old, plain pretzels. Are they the lowest common denominator of the snack world? Everybody will eat one, but are they anybody's favorite snack? Literally every time I have more than 3 dudes over at my house I end up with a leftover bag of plain pretzels the size of a Prius. I've never bought a bag of pretzels in my life, yet I've somehow owned hundreds of bags of pretzels, and eaten a million of them. Has anybody ever bought a bag of pretzels to eat just by themselves, or are they strictly meant to be taken to group functions and abandoned?

EDIT: Just to be clear, I'm not talking about those big hot pretzels, which are awesome, and obviously shouldn't be shared with anybody.

Izulde · 07-23-2011, 03:08 PM

I enjoy the peanut butter filled pretzels. Regular pretzels, not so much.

stevew · 07-23-2011, 03:51 PM

Combos are a lifelong favorite of mine.

07-17-2011, 07:21 AM	#4908
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07-17-2011, 02:43 PM	#4909
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Louis Gossett, Jr. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

07-17-2011, 04:26 PM	#4911
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Kept making the goofiest faces in the GMA video. Odd girl. __________________ null

07-17-2011, 05:09 PM	#4912
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	Kind of bummed to get home from work and see the USWNT game still going on. Wanted them to put it away. /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

07-19-2011, 06:16 PM	#4917
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Oh freshly installed FIOS how I love thee. __________________ Last edited by jeff061 : 07-19-2011 at 06:17 PM.

07-16-2011, 09:51 PM	#4901
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Someone maybe jumped off the Pro Football HOF bridge and caused traffic closure which has resulted in me not getting White Castle tonight.

07-16-2011, 11:33 PM	#4904
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	We've got a similar thing going here. Meeting with a realtor to talk about staging our place to sell, and we're trying to clean as much as we can before that. There's a Pro Football HOF bridge?

07-16-2011, 11:50 PM	#4905
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Despondent 19-year-old talked down from HOF bridge - Canton, OH - CantonRep.com

07-17-2011, 01:03 AM	#4907
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	NO way she is 16.

07-19-2011, 02:17 PM	#4915
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	I feel like I have permission from Pumpy to masturbate now.

07-19-2011, 06:22 PM	#4919
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	grats jeff, awesome!

07-19-2011, 07:16 PM	#4920
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	Well, the Google Plus iphone app is out today. No support for ipod touch. That sucks, but I googled around and it is coming. That's good, because the whole reason I have an ipod touch is for these types of apps (I'm not paying a monthly fee for data on a smartphone).

07-20-2011, 08:24 AM	#4921
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	I think I might have pink eye. Conjunctivitus might make a cool band name, but other than that, it sucks. Telling everyone at work Mrs. SR beat me when I refused to do the dishes. __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

07-20-2011, 04:04 PM	#4923
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Sometimes I wonder why people even talk to me. A girl at work made me explain to her why bowling balls sweat when they get hot, and then she proceeded to laugh very loudly after I told her. Apparently, she finds that concept hilarious, but she wouldn't explain why. I've known her for three years. You'd think she'd know that every conversation with me will involve my work, bowling, or a request for somebody to strip. I'm a dirty old man with no life. Oh, wait. I'm an AWESOME dirty old man with no life. That explains it. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

07-20-2011, 04:48 PM	#4924
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I just found out that a woman I work with is jealous of my wife and wants to keep me for herself. Would somebody please back these white bitches up off me. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

07-21-2011, 08:06 AM	#4929
ColtCrazy College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Midwest	Hot girl dresses up for Comic Con Couldn't decide where to put this link, but considering I was randomly surfing when I found it this seemed appropriate. Gives geeks hope everywhere. __________________ The Field Generals and Statis Pro Basketball Super League

07-21-2011, 09:47 AM	#4931
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Hey, a woman on the FB of Cheaters wants ME! Woo-hoo! I'm the only one who gets these emails in my spam filter, right? I really am special, I hope. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-21-2011, 01:43 PM	#4933
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	BLT's are fucking awesome. As long as someone else is standing over the stove making the bacon.

07-22-2011, 02:42 PM	#4937
DataKing Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Chicago	My inner geek is tingling... Incompatible Browser \| Facebook __________________ Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty)

07-22-2011, 03:12 PM	#4939
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Still can't get these white bitches up off of me. Now it's the chef in the work cafeteria. I'm trying to buy gummy bears and a bottle of Mountain Dew when this exchange occurs: Chef: "That'll be $3.11." Me: "Here's the 3 dollars. I hope I can find 11 cents so I don't have to wash dishes." Chef: "Oh, if you don't find that 11 cents, that won't be the only thing you're scrubbing..." Normally, this wouldn't concern me, but three days ago, she tried (quite loudly, in fact) to convince me to take my shirt off in front of a cafeteria full of people. Story of my life. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. Last edited by Pumpy Tudors : 07-22-2011 at 03:12 PM.

07-22-2011, 04:51 PM	#4943
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Cool FB moment - got a direct response to a comment I made on the fan page of Rich Ward (Stuck Mojo, Fozzy, Adrenaline Mob, etc). Kind of cool to be joking around about aging & hair loss with a celeb. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

07-22-2011, 05:19 PM	#4944
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07-23-2011, 07:34 AM	#4948
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX	I am fascinated by the regular old, plain pretzels. Are they the lowest common denominator of the snack world? Everybody will eat one, but are they anybody's favorite snack? Literally every time I have more than 3 dudes over at my house I end up with a leftover bag of plain pretzels the size of a Prius. I've never bought a bag of pretzels in my life, yet I've somehow owned hundreds of bags of pretzels, and eaten a million of them. Has anybody ever bought a bag of pretzels to eat just by themselves, or are they strictly meant to be taken to group functions and abandoned? EDIT: Just to be clear, I'm not talking about those big hot pretzels, which are awesome, and obviously shouldn't be shared with anybody. __________________ Last edited by thesloppy : Today at 05:35 PM. Last edited by thesloppy : 07-23-2011 at 07:39 AM.

07-23-2011, 03:08 PM	#4949
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	I enjoy the peanut butter filled pretzels. Regular pretzels, not so much. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

07-23-2011, 03:51 PM	#4950
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Combos are a lifelong favorite of mine.

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