Talk about getting a work performance bonus

[Galaxy]

BBC News - German insurer Munich Re held orgy for salesmen

German insurer Munich Re held orgy for salesmen

One of the biggest insurance companies in the world held a party for salesmen where they were rewarded with the services of prostitutes.

Munich Re is the world's biggest re-insurer - in other words, the company acts as an insurance company for other insurance companies.

One of its divisions, Ergo, told the BBC that the party had taken place to reward salesmen in 2007.

A spokesman said the people who organised it had since left.

The gathering was held at a thermal baths in the Hungarian capital Budapest as a reward to particularly successful salesmen.
'Whatever they liked'

There were about 100 guests and 20 prostitutes were hired.

A German business newspaper said the prostitutes had worn colour-coded arm-bands designating their availability, and the women had their arms stamped after each service rendered.

According to Handelsblatt, quoting an unnamed participant, guests were able to take the women to four-poster beds at the spa "and do whatever they liked".

"After each such encounter the women were stamped on the lower arm in order to keep track of how often each woman was frequented," the paper quoted the man as saying.

"The women wore red and yellow wrist bands. One lot were hostesses, the others would fulfil your every wish.

"There were also women with white wrist bands. They were reserved for board members and the very best sales reps."

A spokesman for Ergo told the BBC that the party had happened, but said it was not the usual way of rewarding their employees.

[molson]

If you were imagining a stereotypical German orgy, that would be it. Armbands and excessive organization.

[jeff061]

Sounds like something my last company would do.

[JediKooter]

I wonder if they had David Hasselhoff blasting through the speakers the whole time the orgy was going on.

[Galaxy]

I love the armband system and the stamping of the woman's arms after each service was rendered.

[Autumn]

They should have had different stamps for each service. I'm disappointed.

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by Galaxy

There were about 100 guests and 20 prostitutes were hired.

Not a good ratio

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by Lathum

Not a good ratio

Sloppy 8ths anyone??

[tyketime]

Sadly the armband system is not unique and is alive and well:

Colored Jelly Bracelets Meanings

Black - the wearer will have regular "missionary" sex
Blue - indicates oral sex performed on a guy
Clear - indicates a willingness to do anything the snapper wants
Green - indicates that oral sex can be performed on a girl
Glittery Blue - is willing to perform anal sex
Glittery Clear - wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part
Glittery Green - the wearer is willing to "69"
Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" a body part
Glittery Purple - willing to French kiss
Glittery Yellow - indicates kissing and hugging is acceptable
Yellow - wearer is willing to hug
Pink - wearer is willing to give a hickey
Orange - wearer is willing to kiss
Purple - wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex
Red - wearer is willing to perform a lap dance
White - wearer will flash what they have.

Sex bracelets are a silly teen fad with a dangerous sexual twist. The bright colored bracelets are popular with teens, but they're creating controversy and many children, and even adults, wear these decorative bracelets without any sexual connotation or meaning whatsoever.

[RainMaker]

Originally Posted by tyketime

Sadly the armband system is not unique and is alive and well:

Colored Jelly Bracelets Meanings

Black - the wearer will have regular "missionary" sex
Blue - indicates oral sex performed on a guy
Clear - indicates a willingness to do anything the snapper wants
Green - indicates that oral sex can be performed on a girl
Glittery Blue - is willing to perform anal sex
Glittery Clear - wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part
Glittery Green - the wearer is willing to "69"
Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" a body part
Glittery Purple - willing to French kiss
Glittery Yellow - indicates kissing and hugging is acceptable
Yellow - wearer is willing to hug
Pink - wearer is willing to give a hickey
Orange - wearer is willing to kiss
Purple - wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex
Red - wearer is willing to perform a lap dance
White - wearer will flash what they have.

Sex bracelets are a silly teen fad with a dangerous sexual twist. The bright colored bracelets are popular with teens, but they're creating controversy and many children, and even adults, wear these decorative bracelets without any sexual connotation or meaning whatsoever.

Where the fuck was this shit when I was in high school?

[tyketime]

Originally Posted by Galaxy

"There were also women with white wrist bands. They were reserved for board members and the very best sales reps."

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Sloppy 8ths anyone??

It's good to be a Board Member!

[Fonzie]

"Great work everyone. Now, please help yourself to some herpes. You've earned it!"

[Pyser]

Originally Posted by molson

If you were imagining a stereotypical German orgy, that would be it. Armbands and excessive organization.

well done.

[stevew]

1/5th of a chick at the same time.

[molson]

Originally Posted by RainMaker

Where the fuck was this shit when I was in high school?

I would have had trouble remembering all that.....and a mix-up might be awkward.

[Galaxy]

Did they get any insurance on the party?

[cuervo72]

Originally Posted by molson

If you were imagining a stereotypical German orgy, that would be it. Armbands and excessive organization.

Yeah, identification through armbands and stamping has worked SO WELL for the Germans historically...