Worst Date Ever (True Story)

Noop · 12-17-2009, 08:30 PM

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Alright...I don't care if you guys believe me ... it's real. This is the the most embarassing thing that I've ever experienced... it was a horrible night for me.. and I'm sharing it with you guys because I don't want any of my misc brahs to have to go through this.. especially since it all could have been EASILY prevented. I have added MS paint images so that you have a better idea as to what happened. It's very long, but I'll do my best to recount all of the important details. no ****ing cliffs..... read it to save yourself from something like this...

Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios) - Bodybuilding.com Forums

DeToxRox · 12-17-2009, 08:31 PM

Bodybuilding forum is the most overrated forum ever. Guys try way too hard.

Noop · 12-17-2009, 08:37 PM

Really? I read this and LOL'd for a long time I have sent the link to friends.

jeff061 · 12-17-2009, 08:40 PM

Pee bottles? WTF? Are these common knowledge?

Noop · 12-17-2009, 08:42 PM

The pictures are what have me rolling.

molson · 12-17-2009, 09:04 PM

That was pretty funny.

I thought it was real too, until the last line:

"anyway... should I let things cool off for a bit and call her back? maybe to apologize/explain myself?"

BYU 14 · 12-17-2009, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by molson

That was pretty funny.

I thought it was real too, until the last line:

"anyway... should I let things cool off for a bit and call her back? maybe to apologize/explain myself?"

I think the last line is the best, as if......

And how many people do you know that use Pee bottles??

Matthean · 12-17-2009, 10:30 PM

The only way for him to have that bad of an issue going to the bathroom would be if he was a very large person, which would make some sense considering he is saying that she was the first girl who seemed somewhat into him. Outside of that, yeah, I'm thinking troll.

Galaxy · 12-17-2009, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRox

Bodybuilding forum is the most overrated forum ever. Guys try way too hard.

Would you agree that its "Douchetown"?

molson · 12-17-2009, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU 14

I think the last line is the best, as if......

And how many people do you know that use Pee bottles??

I've never heard of the pee bottle thing, but I completely accepted it as something a douchebag would do.

Young Drachma · 12-18-2009, 12:47 AM

Seems like a talented group over there. Maybe they're down for a merger?

you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon

JS19 · 12-18-2009, 01:40 AM

Troll or not, that was freaking hilarious.

I've never heard of carrying around a pee bottle, but a friend of mine will routinely take a piss (usually at night) in a bottle simply bc he is too lazy to walk up a flight of stairs to use the bathroom.

MrBug708 · 12-18-2009, 01:46 AM

Am I the only one who gets grossed out by pee/poop jokes?

Terps · 12-18-2009, 01:54 AM

Funny, whether real or not. Bunch of douchebags post on there though... Trying to get their comment on the first page of the thread rather than reading it.

Karlifornia · 12-18-2009, 04:25 AM

This is lame. Not funny, because it's so ridiculous. I'm not that smart of a person, but you'd have to be retarded for this to have actually happened.

It's just a dumb exaggeration of a story that may or may not have happened. Does anyone have anything that even comes close to this amount of stupidity? It's retarded. If 50% of this story actually happened, I'd be surprised and disappointed.

BYU 14 · 12-18-2009, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by molson

I've never heard of the pee bottle thing, but I completely accepted it as something a douchebag would do.

I am betting we will see a Pee bottle pop up on an episode of "Jersey Shore" at some point.

DanGarion · 12-18-2009, 10:18 AM

Pee bottles... really?

JS19 · 12-18-2009, 10:27 AM

I'm really trying to figure out the logic behind a pee bottle. I'm thinking it falls into the category of "better to have one and not need it, than need one and not have it". I'll admit, I've pissed in many a bottle while in the car, whether it be a douchebag friend refusing to stop, or simply not practical place to stop and take a piss. Besides the car, I really can't find a legit reason why you would need to do this. Where would you go to piss in this bottle? Restaurants, malls, bars, grocery stores, etc, all have bathrooms, and if you are against using a public bathroom, where the hell would you use this piss bottle? If you're in a grocery store, it's not as though you will go to the next isle over and take a piss. I suppose you can find a place outside to do this, I just can't figure this one out.

Airhog · 12-18-2009, 10:38 AM

dude, that link was completely NSFW. post a warning of something.

M GO BLUE!!! · 12-18-2009, 11:07 AM

I was at a friend's place when he had to go into his roommate's room for something. While in there he dropped something that rolled under the bed. There he found bottles of piss. He wasn't very happy about the discovery that his alcoholic roommate was too lazy to walk across the hall to pee.

All I could do was laugh.

and i vote bullshit on this story.

cuervo72 · 12-18-2009, 11:07 AM

Guy should have tried to find a nice office chair.

DanGarion · 12-18-2009, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Airhog

dude, that link was completely NSFW. post a warning of something.

Stick figures are NSFW?

DanGarion · 12-18-2009, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by JS19

I'm really trying to figure out the logic behind a pee bottle. I'm thinking it falls into the category of "better to have one and not need it, than need one and not have it". I'll admit, I've pissed in many a bottle while in the car, whether it be a douchebag friend refusing to stop, or simply not practical place to stop and take a piss. Besides the car, I really can't find a legit reason why you would need to do this. Where would you go to piss in this bottle? Restaurants, malls, bars, grocery stores, etc, all have bathrooms, and if you are against using a public bathroom, where the hell would you use this piss bottle? If you're in a grocery store, it's not as though you will go to the next isle over and take a piss. I suppose you can find a place outside to do this, I just can't figure this one out.

Unless you have a small bladder you would need a pretty good size bottle, I'm talking 32 ounce Big Gulp size....

M GO BLUE!!! · 12-18-2009, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Unless you have a small bladder you would need a pretty good size bottle, I'm talking 32 ounce Big Gulp size....

Do women tend to find men who carry bottles of their own urine sexy? (Probably better than carrying bottles of other people's urine, but still...)

Also, where would one fill a pee bottle? My guess would be in the same place where it would be just as appropriate to piss in in the first place without taking it as a souvenir.

DanGarion · 12-18-2009, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Do women tend to find men who carry bottles of their own urine sexy? (Probably better than carrying bottles of other people's urine, but still...)

Also, where would one fill a pee bottle? My guess would be in the same place where it would be just as appropriate to piss in in the first place without taking it as a souvenir.

I don't know, I can only speak for my wife, and I would think she doesn't.

Airhog · 12-18-2009, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Stick figures are NSFW?

Yes, when they contain a giant erect penis

M GO BLUE!!! · 12-18-2009, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

I don't know, I can only speak for my wife, and I would think she doesn't.

"Hey baby, but this in your purse... I just filled it under the table... Pass me a napkin, please?"

JediKooter · 12-18-2009, 04:14 PM

Who the fuck says, "brah"?

Oilers9911 · 12-18-2009, 04:46 PM

What a waste of 5 minutes.

JS19 · 12-18-2009, 07:48 PM

Although I still find no reason to carry a piss bottle, I do believe I have a million dollar idea, which involves hauling your own piss.

Whenever I go to a Giants game, my friends and I usually get there a few hours before kickoff and tailgate, typically consuming a decent amount of alcohol. Consuming this alcohol results in massive amounts of piss breaks. I can't speak for every stadium out there, but I would assume they are all similar, but the lines for porta-potties are absolutely outrageous. Again, when you are inside the stadium, the lines for the pisser are equally as long. My idea is similar to that of a camelback, except instead of using it for drinking water, well, I think you can figure it out. May sound a bit disgusting, but I can honestly say I think I would do this, rather than having to wait on the lines for the bathrooms. Not only does it eliminate time wasted on lines, it will eliminate the time it takes to get there and back.

M GO BLUE!!! · 12-18-2009, 07:57 PM

I've thought a simple thing like a tube running down the leg would save a lot of time. The problem is how to pee in it without getting it all over. Perhaps connecting it to a condom? Then it would still be weird to piss just standing there...

Hammer755 · 12-18-2009, 07:57 PM

108% of the time that something is labeled (True Story), it's not.

sovereignstar · 12-18-2009, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Who the fuck says, "brah"?

detox

Also, Kakana from Road Rash II.

stevew · 12-18-2009, 08:11 PM

My friends bathroom was under construction for a few weeks. Lazy fucker was peeing in a bottle. Instead of walking downstairs to the basement. Went over really once his wife found the bottle.

JediKooter · 12-18-2009, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

detox

Also, Kakana from Road Rash II.

I have to give you at least a million internet points for the Road Rash reference. Well played sir.

12-17-2009, 08:37 PM	#3
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12-17-2009, 08:40 PM	#4
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12-17-2009, 10:30 PM	#8
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12-18-2009, 04:25 AM	#15
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12-17-2009, 08:31 PM	#2
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12-17-2009, 09:04 PM	#6
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	That was pretty funny. I thought it was real too, until the last line: "anyway... should I let things cool off for a bit and call her back? maybe to apologize/explain myself?"

12-18-2009, 12:47 AM	#11
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	Seems like a talented group over there. Maybe they're down for a merger? you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon

12-18-2009, 01:40 AM	#12
JS19 College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NY	Troll or not, that was freaking hilarious. I've never heard of carrying around a pee bottle, but a friend of mine will routinely take a piss (usually at night) in a bottle simply bc he is too lazy to walk up a flight of stairs to use the bathroom.

12-18-2009, 01:46 AM	#13
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Am I the only one who gets grossed out by pee/poop jokes?

12-18-2009, 01:54 AM	#14
Terps College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2001	Funny, whether real or not. Bunch of douchebags post on there though... Trying to get their comment on the first page of the thread rather than reading it.

12-18-2009, 10:18 AM	#17
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12-18-2009, 10:27 AM	#18
JS19 College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NY	I'm really trying to figure out the logic behind a pee bottle. I'm thinking it falls into the category of "better to have one and not need it, than need one and not have it". I'll admit, I've pissed in many a bottle while in the car, whether it be a douchebag friend refusing to stop, or simply not practical place to stop and take a piss. Besides the car, I really can't find a legit reason why you would need to do this. Where would you go to piss in this bottle? Restaurants, malls, bars, grocery stores, etc, all have bathrooms, and if you are against using a public bathroom, where the hell would you use this piss bottle? If you're in a grocery store, it's not as though you will go to the next isle over and take a piss. I suppose you can find a place outside to do this, I just can't figure this one out.

12-18-2009, 10:38 AM	#19
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12-18-2009, 11:07 AM	#20
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I was at a friend's place when he had to go into his roommate's room for something. While in there he dropped something that rolled under the bed. There he found bottles of piss. He wasn't very happy about the discovery that his alcoholic roommate was too lazy to walk across the hall to pee. All I could do was laugh. and i vote bullshit on this story.

12-18-2009, 11:07 AM	#21
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12-18-2009, 07:48 PM	#30
JS19 College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NY	Although I still find no reason to carry a piss bottle, I do believe I have a million dollar idea, which involves hauling your own piss. Whenever I go to a Giants game, my friends and I usually get there a few hours before kickoff and tailgate, typically consuming a decent amount of alcohol. Consuming this alcohol results in massive amounts of piss breaks. I can't speak for every stadium out there, but I would assume they are all similar, but the lines for porta-potties are absolutely outrageous. Again, when you are inside the stadium, the lines for the pisser are equally as long. My idea is similar to that of a camelback, except instead of using it for drinking water, well, I think you can figure it out. May sound a bit disgusting, but I can honestly say I think I would do this, rather than having to wait on the lines for the bathrooms. Not only does it eliminate time wasted on lines, it will eliminate the time it takes to get there and back.

12-18-2009, 07:57 PM	#31
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I've thought a simple thing like a tube running down the leg would save a lot of time. The problem is how to pee in it without getting it all over. Perhaps connecting it to a condom? Then it would still be weird to piss just standing there...

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12-18-2009, 08:11 PM	#34
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