Rental Car Smells Like Sunshine!

MJ4H · 02-28-2008, 01:35 PM

(aka the post your favorite one-liners from commercials thread)

Take a train to happy-town. Woo Woo!
...
Woo Woo!

alternately

Who are you calling a cootie queen you LINT LICKER?

rkmsuf · 02-28-2008, 01:36 PM

"This Thread is Gold" by not you?

Logan · 02-28-2008, 01:37 PM

The Pips commercial you quoted is easily my favorite. The guy on the right (their left) is the man.

Wait a minute...I just realized why. He looks exactly like Fro'd Pumpy.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-28-2008, 01:39 PM

Uncle Pillsbury Doughboy?

WHOA, ROBERT LOGGIA!

Shit. Would you believe a double?

korme · 02-28-2008, 02:50 PM

Bud Light... suck one!

cartman · 02-28-2008, 02:53 PM

I love Cheesy Poofs
You love Cheesy Poofs
If we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs
We'd be lame

Coder · 02-28-2008, 02:54 PM

quick quick.. like a chat!

pokecheck

Nice try Nogoalov!

Glovely!

Pumpy Tudors · 02-28-2008, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

The Pips commercial you quoted is easily my favorite. The guy on the right (their left) is the man.

Wait a minute...I just realized why. He looks exactly like Fro'd Pumpy.

you are so done

Logan · 02-28-2008, 03:19 PM

Pumpy Tudors · 02-28-2008, 03:20 PM

MikeVic · 02-28-2008, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

Skeet skeet skeet.

MJ4H · 02-28-2008, 04:21 PM

Quality

cuervo72 · 02-28-2008, 07:31 PM

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
It's all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea

Should've gone to free credit report dot com
I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.

The Pips one is one of my favorites too. That, and Little Richard. Um, actually the Joan Rivers one is good too.

MJ4H · 02-28-2008, 07:46 PM

YES I love the freecreditreport.com guy

JonInMiddleGA · 02-28-2008, 08:01 PM

The freecreditreport.com fish spot, as well as the used car version ("... and my posse's gettin laughed at") are darned good.

I also like the Amp Energy "A Goalie must react in 0.5 seconds ..." spots, although damned if I can quote the Mandarin (or whatever it is) at the end.

There's also several new NASCAR spots that have literally made me LOL the first few times around. Of the one-liner variety, the Coke Zero spot has a good one -- where the fake brand manager guys are trying to get driver's to throw a race, to which Tony Stewart says they'd probably get suspended, they reply "Well Tony, come on, you’re pretty comfortable with that"

02-28-2008, 01:36 PM	#2
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	"This Thread is Gold" by not you? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-28-2008, 01:37 PM	#3
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	The Pips commercial you quoted is easily my favorite. The guy on the right (their left) is the man. Wait a minute...I just realized why. He looks exactly like Fro'd Pumpy. Last edited by Logan : 02-28-2008 at 01:41 PM.

02-28-2008, 01:39 PM	#4
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Uncle Pillsbury Doughboy? WHOA, ROBERT LOGGIA! Shit. Would you believe a double? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

02-28-2008, 02:53 PM	#6
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I love Cheesy Poofs You love Cheesy Poofs If we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs We'd be lame __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

02-28-2008, 02:54 PM	#7
Coder College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Gothenburg, Sweden	quick quick.. like a chat! pokecheck Nice try Nogoalov! Glovely! __________________ IFL - Vermont Mountaineers ~ I am an idiot, walking a tight rope of fortunate things ~

02-28-2008, 02:50 PM	#5
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Bud Light... suck one!

02-28-2008, 03:19 PM	#9
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC

02-28-2008, 03:20 PM	#10
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	fuck __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

02-28-2008, 04:21 PM	#12
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	Quality

02-28-2008, 07:31 PM	#13
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	They say a man should always dress for the job he wants So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant It's all because some hacker stole my identity Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea Should've gone to free credit report dot com I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts. The Pips one is one of my favorites too. That, and Little Richard. Um, actually the Joan Rivers one is good too. __________________ null

02-28-2008, 07:46 PM	#14
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	YES I love the freecreditreport.com guy

02-28-2008, 08:01 PM	#15
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	The freecreditreport.com fish spot, as well as the used car version ("... and my posse's gettin laughed at") are darned good. I also like the Amp Energy "A Goalie must react in 0.5 seconds ..." spots, although damned if I can quote the Mandarin (or whatever it is) at the end. There's also several new NASCAR spots that have literally made me LOL the first few times around. Of the one-liner variety, the Coke Zero spot has a good one -- where the fake brand manager guys are trying to get driver's to throw a race, to which Tony Stewart says they'd probably get suspended, they reply "Well Tony, come on, you’re pretty comfortable with that" __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

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