Their periods attract bears

RGunner · 06-26-2005, 08:15 PM

Great now you're putting the whole station at risk.

That is all.

korme · 06-26-2005, 08:16 PM

Everyone, come and see how good I look

Noop · 06-26-2005, 08:36 PM

Love that movie.

MrBug708 · 06-26-2005, 08:37 PM

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

RGunner · 06-26-2005, 08:47 PM

Do you mean a party in your pants?
Yes
No
Ian would you like to come to a party in my pants?

San Diego
German for Whale's Vagina

RGunner · 06-26-2005, 08:48 PM

I love lamp

Karlifornia · 06-26-2005, 08:52 PM

Overrated.

korme · 06-26-2005, 08:59 PM

LOUD NOISES

korme · 06-26-2005, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RGunner

San Diego
German for Whale's Vagina

Ahh.. Saint Diago

she says something about how it was really named

I don't believe you. Agree to disagree.

korme · 06-26-2005, 09:01 PM

People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

korme · 06-26-2005, 09:24 PM

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

korme · 06-26-2005, 09:25 PM

I'm going to slap you in public

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon, it's made with real bits of panther so you know it's good.

Don't act like your not impressed.

I can't wait for this to hit HBO in like a week so I can unhealthily watch it even more than I already have

RendeR · 06-26-2005, 09:31 PM

WHat

The

Fuck?

st.cronin · 06-26-2005, 09:36 PM

I woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel. I'm not kidding! It just came out of nowhere. I tried to flush it down the toilet and it crawled back up.

RGunner · 06-26-2005, 09:38 PM

Champ...I think I ate your chocolate squirrel

RGunner · 06-26-2005, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon, it's made with real bits of panther so you know it's good.

They've done tests, 60% of the time, it works all the time.
That doesn't make any sense.

korme · 06-26-2005, 09:44 PM

that 60% bit i nearly use everyday now, switching ti up to make sense for my current activity

RendeR · 06-26-2005, 09:46 PM

again, WTF?

is this some super secret comedy show I missed somewhere or are you all simply smoking the same bad shit

MrBug708 · 06-26-2005, 09:53 PM

Anchorman

RGunner · 06-26-2005, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RendeR

again, WTF?

is this some super secret comedy show I missed somewhere or are you all simply smoking the same bad shit

Anchorman...come on!

Its science.

Easy Mac · 06-26-2005, 10:11 PM

Do you know who I am?
No. I can't say that I do.
I don't know how to put this... but, I'm kinda a big deal... people know me... I'm very important... I have many leather-bound books... and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
It jumped up a notch!
It did, didn't it?
Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Cringer · 06-26-2005, 10:15 PM

Baxter, you know I don't speak spanish.

RGunner · 06-26-2005, 10:23 PM

Como Estas el Bitches

MrBug708 · 06-26-2005, 10:48 PM

I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.

st.cronin · 06-27-2005, 12:30 AM

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.

RGunner · 06-27-2005, 12:32 AM

if u were a man id punch you....id punch you right in the jaw

MrBug708 · 06-27-2005, 12:33 AM

Because I have breasts... exquisite breasts?

korme · 06-27-2005, 02:30 AM

A straight shot, right to the babymaker

MrBigglesworth · 06-27-2005, 02:38 AM

I don't know if you heard, but I did over a thousand.

RGunner · 06-27-2005, 02:42 AM

Mr Burgundy, you have a massive erection
no, oh I do its the pleats in the pants, I was just about to take them back to the pants store
...walking off....
Don't act like you're not impressed!

korme · 06-27-2005, 02:54 AM

Watch out for the guns, they'll getcha.

RendeR · 06-27-2005, 11:43 AM

Amazingly enough, I now have confirmation that I was perfectly right to avoid this movie like the plague that it is.

I have yet to actually watch one of his movies. I think I'll keep it that way.

Balldog · 06-27-2005, 11:55 AM

I didn't really care for this movie, and I usually enjoy Will Ferrell.

SFL Cat · 06-27-2005, 12:14 PM

One of those movies where all the funny parts are in the film's preview.

samifan24 · 06-27-2005, 01:30 PM

If you like Will Ferrell, you like the movie. Same as all his other movies.

st.cronin · 06-27-2005, 05:19 PM

Anchorman is the funniest movie I've seen in the last five years, at least.

Karlifornia · 06-27-2005, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st.cronin

Anchorman is the funniest movie I've seen in the last five years, at least.

You must not have seen "The Passion". It was more Slapstick-y than anything, but Mel found a way.
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Sorry grandma

korme · 06-27-2005, 07:03 PM

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

korme · 06-27-2005, 07:03 PM

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

korme · 06-27-2005, 07:04 PM

I'm in a glass case of emmmootttiooonnn.

korme · 06-27-2005, 07:05 PM

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe uh, diversity is an old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era.

RGunner · 06-27-2005, 07:59 PM

this is one of the most quotable movies ive ever seen...i love it

SFL Cat · 06-28-2005, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st.cronin

Anchorman is the funniest movie I've seen in the last five years, at least.

Don't get out much? Really, I was expecting good things from this film...but it was a total waste of time.

MrBug708 · 06-28-2005, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by samifan24

If you like Will Ferrell, you like the movie. Same as all his other movies.

I was so bored in kicking and screaming

MrBug708 · 06-28-2005, 01:01 AM

You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it.
What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish.

Vince · 06-28-2005, 03:40 AM

Baxter, is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee!

Easy Mac · 06-28-2005, 08:01 AM

I think I was in love once.
Really? What was her name?
I don't remember.
That's not a good start, but keep going...
She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
I'm pretty sure that's not love.
Damn it!

By the beard of Zeus!

Knights of Columbus, that hurt!

What are you doing on our stations turf, Burgundy? You're about to get a serious beatdown.
I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

06-26-2005, 08:36 PM	#3
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Love that movie. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

06-26-2005, 08:52 PM	#7
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Overrated. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

06-26-2005, 09:31 PM	#13
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06-26-2005, 09:46 PM	#18
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	again, WTF? is this some super secret comedy show I missed somewhere or are you all simply smoking the same bad shit __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

06-26-2005, 10:15 PM	#22
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	Baxter, you know I don't speak spanish. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

06-26-2005, 08:16 PM	#2
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Everyone, come and see how good I look

06-26-2005, 08:37 PM	#4
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

06-26-2005, 08:47 PM	#5
RGunner High School JV Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Fort Worth, Texas	Do you mean a party in your pants? Yes No Ian would you like to come to a party in my pants? San Diego German for Whale's Vagina

06-26-2005, 08:48 PM	#6
RGunner High School JV Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Fort Worth, Texas	I love lamp

06-26-2005, 08:59 PM	#8
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	LOUD NOISES

06-26-2005, 09:01 PM	#10
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

06-26-2005, 09:24 PM	#11
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

06-26-2005, 09:25 PM	#12
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I'm going to slap you in public It's called Sex Panther by Odeon, it's made with real bits of panther so you know it's good. Don't act like your not impressed. I can't wait for this to hit HBO in like a week so I can unhealthily watch it even more than I already have

06-26-2005, 09:36 PM	#14
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel. I'm not kidding! It just came out of nowhere. I tried to flush it down the toilet and it crawled back up.

06-26-2005, 09:38 PM	#15
RGunner High School JV Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Fort Worth, Texas	Champ...I think I ate your chocolate squirrel

06-26-2005, 09:44 PM	#17
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	that 60% bit i nearly use everyday now, switching ti up to make sense for my current activity

06-26-2005, 09:53 PM	#19
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Anchorman

06-26-2005, 10:11 PM	#21
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Do you know who I am? No. I can't say that I do. I don't know how to put this... but, I'm kinda a big deal... people know me... I'm very important... I have many leather-bound books... and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast! It jumped up a notch! It did, didn't it? Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart! I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident? Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident! Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

06-26-2005, 10:23 PM	#23
RGunner High School JV Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Fort Worth, Texas	Como Estas el Bitches

06-26-2005, 10:48 PM	#24
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.

06-27-2005, 12:30 AM	#25
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.

06-27-2005, 12:32 AM	#26
RGunner High School JV Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Fort Worth, Texas	if u were a man id punch you....id punch you right in the jaw

06-27-2005, 12:33 AM	#27
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Because I have breasts... exquisite breasts?

06-27-2005, 02:30 AM	#28
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	A straight shot, right to the babymaker

06-27-2005, 02:38 AM	#29
MrBigglesworth College Starter Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: PA	I don't know if you heard, but I did over a thousand.

06-27-2005, 02:42 AM	#30
RGunner High School JV Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Fort Worth, Texas	Mr Burgundy, you have a massive erection no, oh I do its the pleats in the pants, I was just about to take them back to the pants store ...walking off.... Don't act like you're not impressed!

06-27-2005, 02:54 AM	#31
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Watch out for the guns, they'll getcha.

06-27-2005, 11:43 AM	#32
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	Amazingly enough, I now have confirmation that I was perfectly right to avoid this movie like the plague that it is. I have yet to actually watch one of his movies. I think I'll keep it that way. __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

06-27-2005, 11:55 AM	#33
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	I didn't really care for this movie, and I usually enjoy Will Ferrell.

06-27-2005, 12:14 PM	#34
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	One of those movies where all the funny parts are in the film's preview.

06-27-2005, 01:30 PM	#35
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06-27-2005, 05:19 PM	#36
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Anchorman is the funniest movie I've seen in the last five years, at least.

06-27-2005, 07:03 PM	#38
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

06-27-2005, 07:04 PM	#40
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I'm in a glass case of emmmootttiooonnn.

06-27-2005, 07:05 PM	#41
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Well, I could be wrong, but I believe uh, diversity is an old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era.