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08-05-2011, 06:08 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Midwest
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I'll be sad when this page is full because GoSeahawks "I love hot sluts" post makes me smile every time this page loads.
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08-05-2011, 06:09 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Midwest
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Damn...
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08-05-2011, 06:09 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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08-05-2011, 06:13 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Ashburn, VA
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I went to high school with this guy and he was a pretty big nerd then. It seems that since high school, he's grown his hair and become a LARPer. He's also very white. He posted a "repost this" today because he liked and wanted to share the extended ASCII art on it. This is what he posted (note the formatting will probably get FUBAR):
╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝ /tk
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08-05-2011, 06:31 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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tk just confused me ... disturbed me a little too
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08-05-2011, 06:54 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Lol tk
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08-05-2011, 07:00 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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tk is black? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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08-05-2011, 07:47 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Ashburn, VA
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No. The nerdy white guy I went to high school with posted that....
....because he liked the ASCII work on it. /tk
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GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin Last edited by terpkristin : 08-05-2011 at 07:49 PM. Reason: juxtaposition |
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08-05-2011, 07:50 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Dude needs an intervention
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08-06-2011, 07:15 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Midwest
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Posted by a young woman I know whose only had one date with her current love interest and has admitted she is over the one she previously dated...
"I may not be talking to you right now but every time my phone goes off I hold my breath hoping your name is there" I haven't known her to date anyone for more than a month in a long time. So this post just comes across as desperate. |
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08-06-2011, 09:24 AM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bryson Shitty, NC
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Someone with a different name should call her phone repeatedly until she passes out.
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Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA
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08-06-2011, 10:39 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bath, ME
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My niece's posts are all like that, breathless pleas of love for some doofy high school kid she'll forget about in a month. It's rather painful to have to watch people, in her case, go through adolescence publicly. It just makes me wonder what horribly embarrassing things would I have posted as a teen. |
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08-07-2011, 12:13 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2009
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This was just far too good not to share... I can't remember if I went to high school with this person or something but she is good for about one of these nutcase posts a week. For the record I have no idea who or what she's talking about.
"well how the tables turn....cant wait to see that bitch lose more than she already has....her kids for one, bouta lose her home, aint got her parents no more, treats her brother like shit, as well as everyone that tries to help her n even stole hella pills n diamond bracelets off a 82 yr old woman w parkinsons, and pregnant w her third kid and aint even got her first two...what a mom! what a winner--NOT! JILL M******JUST DO US ALL A FAVOR N KILL URSELF SINCE U WANA KILL THE BABY IN UR WOMB LIKE U TRIED KILLIN THE LAS...T ONE W DRUGS N SHIT N U ABORDIN THIS ONE...CAUSE U KNOW U AINT FIT! n got ur fam thinkin baby jacob juss has health probs no bitch hes addicted to pills, coccaine, methadone, perks, vicodin, xanax, zoloft, morphine and weed bc u wanted to kill him so u aint have to b connected to his daddy no more n u screamin that bobby this n bobby that no bitch u need psychiatric help, u bipolar as fuck, then tellin him u gone fuck jeremy ******, bobby ******, chris *******, and a whole bunch more dudes to piss him off---u cant hurt him no more stupid hoe, go get it in then, get ya pussy blown tha fuck out..n now he layin in icu n where u at??? ur house sittin on ur fat ass, thats love right? bitch u dont even love urself let alone a real ma fucka like him n if u ever say i got genital warts again bitch i will post pics of my pretty lil pink pussy on dis bitch n let ma fuckas see fa theyself if they see any shit like that on my shit, u the one who changes men more than u change ya underwear....comin home three hours late f work, make up fresh n hair sweaty....dont take a rocket scientist to figure out what u was doin...n u aint ever gone get ur babies back actin psycho like u did yesterday puttin ya hands on bobby, i wish the fuck u would hit me....ooh i fuckin wish u woulda.....but come monday ull have a warrant for ur arrest for the assault ....see ladies it aint just ment that can b violent but when a woman strike a man the law more leinient with them cause they female n if i was bobby ida malled ur ass cause if u bold enough to hit a man u better be able ta fight like a man n god gone catch up to u believe that...u done stabbed bobby n got away with that, theres so many witnesses it aint fuckin funny....ur nuts n should either be locked in a nut house n the key thrown away or sum1 need ta beat tha breaks off that ass ....perhaps my dudes f tha D can come down n show u how they do hoes like u....gangbangin since u like ta fuck so much u skank ass stank ass hoe! erry dog has they day n urs comin real quick cause errybody fed up....u burnin all yo bridges n gone b lonely for too long!" |
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08-07-2011, 12:22 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
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My head hurts after about the first two lines. |
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08-07-2011, 12:26 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2009
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I debated breaking it up into paragraphs but where would I even start? |
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08-07-2011, 12:50 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bath, ME
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08-07-2011, 01:57 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Madison, WI
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That's what she gets for being Bobby's side action.
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08-07-2011, 02:38 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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This. It's like an open window to all the things that diaries were for. Quote:
No way that was 160 characters.
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He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam |
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08-07-2011, 04:40 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bryson Shitty, NC
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This would be a great opening monologue to a film... "Dat Bitch Jill" coming to theaters near you...
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Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA
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08-07-2011, 06:50 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Tyler Perry's Why Did I Flunk Grammar?
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08-08-2011, 01:15 AM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2009
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She starts with the post and then comments on it with the rest. I'd read the comment first and thought she was directing her fury at an 82 year old woman with Parkinson's who was pregnant with her third kid. |
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08-09-2011, 02:51 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Downriver, MI
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08-09-2011, 06:12 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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OMG! yea that sayins true it take a man to make a baby but it takes even bigger man to raise that baby!!! Stupid f*$#%n guys p%*$ me off i mean seriously im tired of this f%@$#n sh*t gaaaaaa!!!!!!
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08-10-2011, 10:11 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I don't know who tweeted this since it was a retweet, but I thought this was a pretty funny comment:
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 08-10-2011 at 10:12 AM. |
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08-10-2011, 02:04 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Oakland, CA
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I have no idea what just happened to Facebook, but my entire feeds are nothing but pictures of my friends. There are no status messages whatsoever. It even says I posted 234 pics to my wall on Monday.
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08-10-2011, 02:58 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Hmm ... could be virus. Could also be a new "feature" courtesy of FB. (My first guess would be that you've accidentally changed your wall to show "Photos" rather than "Most Recent" in the little pulldown menu up there to the right of where it says "News Feed")
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08-11-2011, 10:31 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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This from my alcoholic, Stalin loving failure of a human being, relative:
We don't give a fuck what you did today, we don't give a fuck what you saw today. All you can. Delete me as a "friend' I don't know you were not friends. Facebook is a horrible thing and you are all sheep fallowing the heard. We don't need it.
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He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam |
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08-11-2011, 10:34 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Sounds like a fun guy to hang out with for sure.
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08-11-2011, 10:34 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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dola
more award winning philosophy. Pretty sure he is shamelessly drunk posting. I want to say what's up to all you people that feel the need to talk about every little thing that goes on in your precious little life, people don't want to hear it, people are meant to keep their personal shit to themselves deal with your own life and keep your mouth shut facebook os for pussy birches begging for attention
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He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam |
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08-11-2011, 10:36 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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ironic
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08-14-2011, 08:46 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The scorched Desert
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Woke up this morning to a bunch of comments on pictures from a "friend" who was obviously hacked posting shit on pictures of my wife and I like "I went into the jungle and found an Ape" and "if I am gay just be with a man instead of a woman that looks like one" and "You will get the HIV you deserve for race mixing"
I wish someone would make an app where you could put your fist through your computer screen and hit the pussy on the other end right in the fucking mouth! |
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08-14-2011, 09:16 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bath, ME
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That's horrid. It doesn't even belong in this thread, it's too horrible to be pathetic.
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08-14-2011, 09:41 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Midwest
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The latest chain one...
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another fat guy . No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if u are against bullying and stereotype s. I bet 98% of you wont... I love how at the end, 98% of us are stereotyped! |
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08-14-2011, 09:49 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The scorched Desert
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True, but the person that wrote it sure is pathetic... |
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08-14-2011, 09:57 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bath, ME
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A Facebook user doesn't re-post this. No one knows his mother was killed by a chain letter. Re-post this if you are against stereotyping. |
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08-14-2011, 11:16 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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The latest trend in status spam has me about ready to go Rick James on somebody.
The "repost this if you're on God's side" quickie now has a new tagline "... if you're on the Devil's side keep scrolling" I've got no gripe with someone posting a particular statement about their faith if they are inspired to do so but either God is cc'ing a whole lot of people on the same inspiration word for word or there's some folks who are a little too hung up on trying to look "right" instead of listening & trying to live "right". Time to go kill pixels on the 360 before I go off on FB any more than I already have. {mumble} {'bout ready to smack a bitch} {/mumble}
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08-15-2011, 11:56 AM
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Location: Oakland, CA
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A model's page I'm a fan of, responses after she posted a pic.
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08-15-2011, 12:06 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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So you posted, what, 5 of those?
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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08-15-2011, 12:08 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I only stereotype the ugly people I know were born that way.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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08-15-2011, 12:30 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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They should probably know that God uses Google+ |
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08-15-2011, 09:47 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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I love it when people end a relationship, they delete any evidence (statuses, pictures) of it they can.
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08-20-2011, 04:49 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Kayala Scott's 22 month old baby that shot itself in the heart with a brad nailer ... poor kid has now been "in critical condition" for about a year, or rather would have been if there was even the tiniest scrap of credible evidence he existed outside of FUCKING WALL SPAM.
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis Last edited by JonInMiddleGA : 08-20-2011 at 04:50 PM. |
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08-20-2011, 07:39 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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Wait... someone you're facebook friends with has made up having a kid?
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08-20-2011, 08:03 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Probably ... but that has nothing to do with what I'm bitching about  This is one of those persistent spam things, urban legend/myth almost certainly (snopes has it as "undetermined"). Over the past year or so, the exact same post has shown up with over a half dozen different mothers names & even spawned an almost certainly debunked claim from the "father" who was posting on several discussion forums.
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08-20-2011, 08:51 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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ohhh ok, I have not seen that one. I'm very disappointed in my high school friends for not going there.
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08-20-2011, 08:54 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Just so you don't feel left out http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2010...a-nail-gun.htm And the FB version Quote:
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08-23-2011, 09:15 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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Ahh, my loser, brother in law drunk posting. At least this one isn't blood.
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08-23-2011, 01:08 PM
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Sounds like family holidays are fun in your neck of the woods. |
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08-23-2011, 04:01 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Ashburn, VA
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Posted by a coworker. No, she's not an engineer.
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08-23-2011, 04:02 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Wow. Someone point that co-worker to the USGS site please.
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