08-14-2009, 11:18 AM | #1 | ||
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Michael Vick is next door talking about Jesus, and he's playing Madden with a whore.
Since we have lots of topics repeating themselves in multiple threads, let's keep it going here. I played Madden last night, and it was really dandy, but then I remembered that Obama is the president and he doesn't like the surface we were playing on. I tried to change his mind by talking about love, French maid outfits, and what he's YouTubing of late, but he refused to speak to me until I signed up for the alternate rules fantasy football league.
That damn Obama.
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08-14-2009, 11:24 AM | #2 |
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I would suggest setting the house next door on fire and your own just to be safe.
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08-14-2009, 11:25 AM | #3 |
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MY HOUSE IS ALWAYS ON FIRE, BABY!
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08-14-2009, 11:46 AM | #4 |
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Cool...and what about that zombie girl in the bathroom? Better take her out before trying to take a leak.
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08-14-2009, 11:49 AM | #5 |
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Yeah, I might want to disinfect the bathroom afterwards, too. You know, just in case.
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08-14-2009, 11:52 AM | #6 |
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Yes...I'd suggest using Mr. Brewman's. And try to do inside of 60 minutes.
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08-14-2009, 11:55 AM | #7 |
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This is all Alizee's fault. She broke my Netflix player.
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08-14-2009, 12:01 PM | #8 |
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UFLix player...for realz? Oops...gonna get the grammar police called.
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08-14-2009, 12:02 PM | #9 |
Norm!!!
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You are wrong and stupid so I will now label you as a person who is stupidly wrong.
Wow, I do feel better arguing and labeling people. Jesus thread... here I come! |
08-14-2009, 12:11 PM | #10 |
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Is the whore DLC?
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08-14-2009, 12:13 PM | #11 |
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If I call the whore a whore, am I labeling her?
If she's playing soccer at the time, am I labeling her if I call her a soccer whore?
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08-14-2009, 12:14 PM | #12 |
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If you were a zombie and you were eating the whore, would she be whore 'dervs?
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08-14-2009, 12:22 PM | #13 | |
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08-14-2009, 12:37 PM | #14 | |
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08-14-2009, 12:38 PM | #15 |
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Shit, wrong account!
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08-14-2009, 12:45 PM | #16 |
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08-14-2009, 12:46 PM | #17 | ||
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I thought you were talking about Madden playing a whore in a video game with Michael Vick.
My bad.
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08-14-2009, 03:03 PM | #18 |
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I heard that Vick and some whore were playing Madden while clap was staring that their butts AND they caught him. During all that comotion Jesus, Allah and Santa walk into a bar for their fantasy football draft but got pissed when they saw EA Sports had taken the server down. They turned their attention to the television in the bar to see some Cubs fan throw a beer on a player because he was pissed that Best Buy didn;t give him a television for 10 dollars.
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08-14-2009, 03:06 PM | #20 |
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Damn EA....
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08-15-2009, 12:37 PM | #22 |
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Madden sucks, I played the New Puresim Release until my fingers fell off. My child called 911 and my C-cup wife took me to the hospital where I got some of that Obama healthcare. The French Nurse, who has the best accent ever, gave me this huge shot, which was the shock of a lifetime. While waiting for my test results, I enjoyed some of the Mr. Brewmans tea that this guy was shamelessly self promoting in the lobby. Meanwhile, thewhorefromnextdoor, broke into my wifi and crashed my webserver. Luckily, I had a short term data backup site.
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08-15-2009, 04:57 PM | #23 | |
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08-17-2009, 10:44 AM | #24 |
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Seriously, if Pumpy left, would anyone still come here at all?
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08-17-2009, 10:48 AM | #25 |
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Remember to cancel that whore after she leaves otherwise she will keep showing up at your doorstep month after month.
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08-17-2009, 11:48 AM | #26 |
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I can actually think of three people right off the top of my head who would come back if I left.
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08-17-2009, 11:54 AM | #27 |
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08-17-2009, 12:36 PM | #28 |
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I dissed Cary Grant's chin ONE TIME and he said he ain't returning until I am completely done.
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and she will want to watch NFL Red Zone.
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08-17-2009, 07:43 PM | #30 | |
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the bigger they are, the more sexual nerves?
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