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10-25-2016, 06:01 PM
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IWS 241:Halloween 2016
The Rules
The rules are the same as previous FOFC “I’m With Stupid" Contests, as set forth by the game's beloved progenitors, who remain beloved despite being rather irksome of late. The object of this contest is to answer the questions posted, and to provide the most common answer among those submitted. For each question, your score will be equal to the number of people who submitted that response. Your score for the contest will be the product of your individual question scores. For the mathematically challenged, product means they are multiplied together, not added. Highest score wins. Collaboration of any kind is strictly forbidden. No posting your answers to this board, nor sharing them by e-mail or in any other way with other potential contestants. There are no prizes other than everlasting glory and total consciousness on your deathbed, so the need to cheat shouldn't be an issue. All determinations of "matches" and anything else requiring even the most trivial degree of judgment fall to that of the sole administrator of this round of the game. You can reduce the need for doubt and judgment by properly spelling your submissions, being clear, and that sort of thing. My decisions are final and utterly inarguable, no exceptions. Any references that are unclear to you, due to language or geography, should be understood to be authored from the perspective of an English-speaking American. However... Your answers do not necessarily have to be correct in order to score points. If I ask "Who's the friendliest Woman you know", and you answer, "Your mom", along with 9 other people, you each score 10 points, even though the correct answer your mom.
Stupid is in a festive mood for the Halloween season, but is faced with a bounty of conundrums and challenges: 1. Stupid has a teenage daughter who looks way too old for her age. She walks down the stairs in her costume, ready to leave for the party. Stupid makes it clear that in no uncertain terms will she be leaving his house dressed like that. What was she dressed as? 2. Stupid's grade school aged kiddos come home from fleecing the neighborhood for candy. Stupid always mandates that he do a "needle check" on all the candy before giving it to the kids. In reality, this is just a ploy to steal this specific type of candy from his kids. 3. It's 4 days after Halloween and Stupid's kids have eaten all the good stuff. While the kids are at school, Stupid looks at their bag of remaining candy and what type of candy is left that the kiddos haven't eaten. 4. Stupid is really unaware that scary movies can be dangerous to his kids. So he sits down to watch a scary film with his kids that is totally inappropriate. Since they've already seen Halloween and all of its sequels, Nightmare on Elm Street and all of its sequels, and Friday the 13th and all of its sequels, listing any of these 3 franchises is a totally unacceptable answer to the question, "what film did they watch together". 5. The message hasn't quite filtered down to stupid that dressing in brown/blackface is NOT an acceptable societal norm. Since his inappropriate friend/friend's wife are going as the Obamas, he must find another actor/singer/person of color to dress up. Who does he dress up as? 6. Mr. and Mrs. stevew celebrated a wedding anniversary recently. How long have they been married(correct answers to this question will be treated the same as the most popular answer) Please send responses to these questions by 5pm on Monday October 31st. Last edited by stevew : 10-25-2016 at 06:02 PM. |
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10-26-2016, 08:09 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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10-27-2016, 09:50 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: calgary, AB
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10-28-2016, 10:02 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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i don't see nothing wrong, with a lil bump and grind.
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10-28-2016, 02:55 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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10-29-2016, 11:18 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Chicago
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Interactive OOTP 15 Dynasty (Single Season) CHAMPION!! Oh yeah... Happy New York Day everyone! |
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10-30-2016, 07:48 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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One last bump. Would like to get a few more in.
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