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IWS #246: Brought To You By The Letter L (RESULTS!)
(I had said I wouldn't do a IWS, as I'm terrified of trying to score it. Or that I couldn't make a good one. But neither Warhammer nor Psyer have stepped forward in the 2+ months since the last one. I came up with this idea as I was out on a walk with one of my students earlier today. So...hopefully this passes your standards.)
The Rules The rules are the same as previous FOFC “I’m With Stupid" Contests, as set forth by the game's deeply beloved progenitors. There is no doubt about this. They are the best. The object of this contest is to answer the questions posted, and to provide the most common answer among those submitted. For each question, your score will be equal to the number of people who submitted that response. Your score for the contest will be the product of your individual question scores. For the mathematically challenged, product means they are multiplied together, not added. Highest score wins. Collaboration of any kind is strictly forbidden. No posting your answers to this board, nor sharing them by e-mail or in any other way with other potential contestants. There are no prizes other than everlasting glory and total consciousness on your deathbed, so the need to cheat shouldn't be an issue. All determinations of "matches" and anything else requiring even the most trivial degree of judgment fall to that of the sole administrator of this round of the game. You can reduce the need for doubt and judgment by properly spelling your submissions, being clear, and that sort of thing. My decisions are final and utterly inarguable, no exceptions. I, and I alone, can determine what is right. Any references that are unclear to you, due to language or geography, should be understood to be authored from the perspective of an English-speaking American. However... Your answers do not necessarily have to be correct in order to score points. If I ask "who is the most villainous quarterback ever" and you and seven others respond with "Tom Brady" I will reluctantly award you all 8 points before smacking you upside the head and telling you it was clearly Dean Houston (he should never have slapped that kid). Here is the list of those who have climbed to the highest of mountains: Abe Sargent - IWS#49, IWS#149 Ahbrady - IWS#15, IWS#41, IWS#85, IWS#100 Airhog - IWS#1 Albionmoonlight - IWS#30, IWS#50, IWS#101, IWS#127, IWS#146, IWS#190, IWS#200, IWS#210 Archer219 - IWS#18, IWS#100 Arctus – IWS#135 Ardent Enthusiast - IWS#6 Atatange1 - IWS#79 Autumn - IWS #207 B&B - IWS#229 Barkeep49 - IWS#62, IWS#100, IWS#117, IWS#234 bbor - IWS#23, IWS#26 Bearcat729 - IWS#82, IWS#93 bhlloy - IWS#179 BishopMVP - IWS#36 Blade - IWS#13 BrianD - IWS#106 britrock88 - IWS#185, IWS#193, IWS#215, IWS#222, IWS #228 Bryce - IWS#40, IWS#53 Buccaneer - IWS#47 Butter_of_69 - IWS#128, IWS#144, IWS#158, IWS#176, IWS#225, IWS#227, IWS#241 Bsak16 - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#17 cartman - IWS#48, IWS#100, IWS#229, IWS#237 Celeval - IWS#146 Chief Rum - IWS#45, IWS#56, IWS#95 Claphamsa - IWS#184 CMP - IWS#171 Coffee Warlord - IWS#176, IWS#230 ColtCrazy - IWS#178 Comey - IWS#245 Cornhuskerly - IWS#46 Crim - IWS#57 Cringer - IWS#155, IWS#158 Cthomer5000 - IWS#54, IWS#75 CU Tiger - IWS#152, IWS#179, IWS #226, IWS#244 cuervo72 - IWS#27, IWS#38, IWS#191, IWS#211 DanGarion – IWS#100, IWS#122, IWS#178 Danny - IWS#54 Dodgerchick - IWS#177 Desert Dweller - IWS#6 Desnudo - IWS#88, IWS#120, IWS#137, IWS#199 Digamma - IWS#14, IWS#92, IWS#185, IWS#190, IWS#192, IWS#198, IWS#232 DougW #219 DukeRulesMAB - IWS#76 Dutch - IWS#90, IWS#189 EagleFan - IWS#41, IWS #244 Farrah Whitworth-Rahn - IWS#126 flere-imsaho - IWS#214, IWS#216 Frozenrope - IWS#86 George W Bush - IWS#80, IWS#84 Glengoyne - IWS#71 gold101 - IWS#63 GoSeahawks - IWS#64, IWS#131 gstelmack - IWS#116 Hammer755 - IWS#38 HeavyReign - IWS#23 Henry296 - IWS#12 Honolulu_Blue - IWS#129, IWS#144 Hoopsguy - IWS#170, IWS#174, IWS#181 HornedFrogPurple - IWS#10 jbergey22 - IWS#172, IWS#187 JeeberD - IWS#44, IWS#52, IWS#61, IWS#87, IWS#91, IWS#110, IWS#138, IWS#141 Jesse Ewiak – IWS#100 Joe Canadian - IWS#29 John Lynch - IWS#10 Karlifornia - IWS#81, IWS#97, IWS#99, IWS#124, IWS#134, IWS#158, IWS#161, IWS#172 kcchief19 - IWS#195 kingfc22- IWS#75, IWS#123, IWS#140, IWS#151 kurtism - IWS#79 KWhit - IWS#142, IWS#147, IWS#150, IWS#164 Lathum - IWS#182, IWS#206, IWS#212 lighhousekeeper - IWS#125, IWS#235, IWS#237 lurker - IWS#158 Logan – IWS#100, IWS#186 Maple Leafs - IWS#34, IWS#84, IWS#94, IWS#113, IWS#118, IWS#139, IWS#168 Marmel - IWS#8, IWS#211 Masked - IWS#22, IWS#30, IWS#31, IWS#33, IWS#100 MattJones4Heisman - IWS#157 mauboy1 - IWS#77 MIJB#19 - IWS#59, IWS#69, IWS#117, IWS#194 mrs stevew- IWS#240 Msf518 - IWS#11, IWS#15, IWS#35, IWS#39, IWS#100 Neuqua - IWS#19 Nilodor - IWS#208, IWS#217 nol - IWS#213, IWS#220 NoMyths - IWS#46 Noop - IWS#46 Nothingman - IWS#6, IWS#45 ntndeacon - IWS#81 Oliegirl - IWS#72, IWS#81 PackerFanatic - IWS#130 Panerd - IWS#3, IWS#84, IWS#89, IWS#107, IWS#120, IWS#133, IWS#190, IWS #201, IWS #231, IWS#236 PineTar - IWS#108 Pjstp20 - IWS#42 Primelord - IWS#11 PurdueBrad - IWS#173, IWS#197, IWS #205 Pyser - IWS#85, IWS#163, IWS#180, IWS#197, IWS#239, IWS#245 QuikSand - IWS#9, IWS#16, IWS#18, IWS#24, IWS#32, IWS#58, IWS#66, IWS#70, IWS#73, IWS#78, IWS#83, IWS#93, IWS#100, IWS#103, IWS#111, IWS#132, IWS#156, IWS#165, IWS#169, IWS#179, IWS#202, IWS#224, IWS#239, #IWS#242 Qwikshot - IWS#5 Radii – IWS#100, IWS#106, IWS#208 Raiders Army - IWS#154, IWS#179 Ramzavail - IWS#53 Raven Hawk - IWS#68, IWS#96 RendeR - IWS#6 RGunner - IWS#121 rkmsuf - IWS#145 RonnieDobbs - IWS#37 RPI-Fan - IWS#9, IWS#182, IWS#203 sabotai - IWS#143 Samdari - IWS#21 ScottVib - IWS#9 Solecismic - IWS#83 spleen1015 - IWS#98, IWS#196 SplitPersonality1 - IWS#4, IWS#104 Sterlingice - IWS#28, IWS#31, IWS#35, IWS#51, IWS#183, IWS#197 stevebollea - IWS#169 stevew- IWS#159, IWS#164 #204 Subby - IWS#107, IWS#110, IWS#112 Sublime 2 - IWS#25, IWS#134, IWS#148, IWS#161, IWS#179, IWS#188 Suburban Rhythm - IWS#221 Suicane75 - IWS#109 Swaggs - IWS#2, IWS#35 Tarcone - IWS#162 Tasan - IWS#65 TazFTW - IWS#153 ThunderingHERD - IWS#114, IWS#119, IWS#122 Timmae - IWS#115, IWS #224, IWS #228, IWS #238 Toddzilla - IWS#167 Tredwel - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#20, IWS#43, IWS#67, IWS#84 TRO - IWS#7, IWS#9, IWS#12, IWS#85, IWS#102, IWS#109, IWS#209 tucker342 - IWS#60 tyketime - IWS#175, IWS#178 Umbrella - IWS#218 Vince - IWS#37, IWS#46, IWS#62, IWS#233, IWS#243 wademoore - IWS#166 Warhammer - IWS#245 Wbatl1 – IWS#105, IWS#136 Whar - IWS#75 Wheels - IWS#55 WSUCougar – IWS#105 1) Stupid has all the luck, constantly cheering for teams that come up just short. Or sometimes, really, really short. In fact, his favorite NFL team got off to such a bad start, they fired the head coach. Who is the coach that got the axe? 2) When Stupid thought it couldn't get any worse, his college team went and brought more emotional harm. They had actually been great all year long. But, as college football goes, there's always controversy. And this year's team finished fifth in the final college football playoff seeding. That's right...they're atop the standings of those not in the college playoff. Who is Stupid's favorite college team, and newest proponent of an eight-team playoff? 3) Stupid says, screw this team stuff...I'm going to cheer on one player, and ride them all the way through their pro career. I'm going to get in on the bottom floor. So, he cheers for the player that he's certain is going to win the Heisman. The voting winds shift, though, seemingly as soon as Stupid sets his sights upon the player in question. The stench of Stupid's fandom reaches voters, and another player somehow leapfrogs him, and everyone else, to the Heisman Trophy. Whose chances did Stupid sabotage? Who will finish second in the Heisman balloting this year? 4) Back to the pro game...Stupid has had it with a team that can't keep stability at the top. So, he switches teams. He decides to tank completely, and get onto a bandwagon of an up-and-comer. There's only one problem here...as soon as he jumps on board, the team catches momentum...enough to move on up from the worst record in the league. In a QB-driven league, and in a draft where the top two picks in next year's draft are likely to be highly sought-after quarterbacks...Stupid's newest favorite team manages to catch fire enough to finish with the #3 pick overall in next year's draft. And that is your question...who will finish out of the running for the services of Mr. Darnold or Mr. Rosen? (Surely, they can trade up.) 5) Stupid is incredulous. Surely, law of averages, right? Well, we got this College Football Playoff. And lo and behold, they already played the semifinals. So I only have to pick from two teams! Hot dog! He throws all of his support behind one team. A friend of his, when seeing Stupid join the Official ______ Fan Club on Facebook, posts on his wall, "Please don't do that." "well celberate all nite long lolz how u ben" responds Stupid. He receives no response, as his friend has unfollowed him, thus saving himself of a conversation as to why he deleted Stupid from his friends' list. Which college football team has Stupid damned to lose in the NCAA Championship Game, Presented by Sears, Tostitos, Westinghouse and GoDaddy.com? 6) Dammit all, Stupid says to himself. Fine. There's the Super Bowl. The two behemoths of the professional gridiron. The halftime show. The commercials. Oh, my goodness...the commercials. All of the prop bets. How long is the Star-Spangled Banner! How are stars spangled, anyway. Nobody spangles things anymore. Have you realized that? Focus, Stupid. Focus. I'm pretty sure you know what happens here. Who loses this season's Super Bowl? Answers are due by Thursday, September 14, at 11:59pm EST. Do not forget to PM me...do not respond to the thread. Thank you! Last edited by Comey : 09-07-2017 at 06:33 PM. |
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09-08-2017, 08:59 AM | #2 |
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Bump for the AM crowd.
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09-08-2017, 11:03 AM | #3 |
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09-11-2017, 02:50 PM | #4 |
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Bump
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09-12-2017, 12:34 PM | #5 |
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09-13-2017, 04:26 AM | #6 |
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Responses are due tomorrow night! Hopefully a couple more respond.
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09-14-2017, 05:00 AM | #7 |
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Last day for responses! Hope to get a couple of more!
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09-14-2017, 11:09 AM | #8 |
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sent! (yesterday already, actually. )
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09-15-2017, 05:49 AM | #9 |
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I will have the results hopefully tonight...if not, then by tomorrow afternoon. I didn't get quite the response I was hoping for, but I still got several!
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09-18-2017, 04:27 AM | #10 |
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So this was light, as nine responded. I had to check other competitions to make sure I calculated correctly.
Here are the responses: 1) Stupid has all the luck, constantly cheering for teams that come up just short. Or sometimes, really, really short. In fact, his favorite NFL team got off to such a bad start, they fired the head coach. Who is the coach that got the axe? Marvin Lewis - 3 Todd Bowles - 2 Hue Jackson - 2 Ben McAdoo - 1 Chuck Pagano - 1 2) When Stupid thought it couldn't get any worse, his college team went and brought more emotional harm. They had actually been great all year long. But, as college football goes, there's always controversy. And this year's team finished fifth in the final college football playoff seeding. That's right...they're atop the standings of those not in the college playoff. Who is Stupid's favorite college team, and newest proponent of an eight-team playoff? Oklahoma - 2 Ohio State - 2 Clemson - 2 LSU - 1 Michigan - 1 Penn State - 1 3) Stupid says, screw this team stuff...I'm going to cheer on one player, and ride them all the way through their pro career. I'm going to get in on the bottom floor. So, he cheers for the player that he's certain is going to win the Heisman. The voting winds shift, though, seemingly as soon as Stupid sets his sights upon the player in question. The stench of Stupid's fandom reaches voters, and another player somehow leapfrogs him, and everyone else, to the Heisman Trophy. Whose chances did Stupid sabotage? Who will finish second in the Heisman balloting this year? Lamar Jackson - 3 Josh Rosen - 2 Sam Darnold - 2 Baker Mayfield - 2 4) Back to the pro game...Stupid has had it with a team that can't keep stability at the top. So, he switches teams. He decides to tank completely, and get onto a bandwagon of an up-and-comer. There's only one problem here...as soon as he jumps on board, the team catches momentum...enough to move on up from the worst record in the league. In a QB-driven league, and in a draft where the top two picks in next year's draft are likely to be highly sought-after quarterbacks...Stupid's newest favorite team manages to catch fire enough to finish with the #3 pick overall in next year's draft. And that is your question...who will finish out of the running for the services of Mr. Darnold or Mr. Rosen? (Surely, they can trade up.) Cleveland - 4 NY Jets - 2 San Francisco - 1 Jacksonville - 1 Arden Key - 1 (pretty sure the question was misread, but it didn't affect the standings) 5) Stupid is incredulous. Surely, law of averages, right? Well, we got this College Football Playoff. And lo and behold, they already played the semifinals. So I only have to pick from two teams! Hot dog! He throws all of his support behind one team. A friend of his, when seeing Stupid join the Official ______ Fan Club on Facebook, posts on his wall, "Please don't do that." "well celberate all nite long lolz how u ben" responds Stupid. He receives no response, as his friend has unfollowed him, thus saving himself of a conversation as to why he deleted Stupid from his friends' list. Which college football team has Stupid damned to lose in the NCAA Championship Game, Presented by Sears, Tostitos, Westinghouse and GoDaddy.com? Alabama - 5 USC - 1 Michigan - 1 UCLA - 1 Ohio State - 1 6) Dammit all, Stupid says to himself. Fine. There's the Super Bowl. The two behemoths of the professional gridiron. The halftime show. The commercials. Oh, my goodness...the commercials. All of the prop bets. How long is the Star-Spangled Banner! How are stars spangled, anyway. Nobody spangles things anymore. Have you realized that? Focus, Stupid. Focus. I'm pretty sure you know what happens here. Who loses this season's Super Bowl? New England - 4 Kansas City - 1 Seattle - 1 Oakland - 1 Atlanta - 1 Green Bay - 1 In this case, the last question is what swung things, I believe. Not having New England meant the difference between first and being the answer to a seventh question in this survey. Not having to worry about the podium MIJB#19 - 4 Can go to Dairy Queen now EagleFan - 6 Fun Dip, engage! ntndeacon - 8 Nope. Young Drachma - 12 Perfectly mediocre albionmoonlight - 160 If this were the Olympics, they'd win this competition by finishing fourth. Butter - 360 Medal for Ughly nilodor - 480 Baker Mayfield - his not finishing first is contagious chesepeake - 640 The first time Marvin Lewis won something somewhat meaningful! claphamsa Congratulations to the "winner", Clap! Your IWS will surely be better than this one, because logic. (Thanks for playing everyone.) |
09-18-2017, 11:33 AM | #11 |
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2nd career win for clap. Still zero for me. I am doomed.
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09-18-2017, 02:49 PM | #12 |
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One-way ticket to last place.
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09-18-2017, 07:18 PM | #13 |
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WOOOO ME! hating on Marvin is what did it
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09-19-2017, 08:37 AM | #14 |
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I'm pleasantly surprised by my silver medal. Congrats on the win, clap.
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Quote:
Technically, that means you should win this particular contest. But there's something about "protocol" or "rules". |
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