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Old 04-27-2005, 12:26 PM   #1
Suicane75
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Smile Sovs Out Of The Box Party!@!

***WELCOME BACK SOV***
You've been boxed for 3 days,
so as a welcome back......
It's A Party For You!!!


I loaded up the van with Naty Light. All this cost us $20.00, it doesn't get any better than that.


***********************


The guys at the hotel were a little overwhelmed by the cast of characters who showed up for your party.


************************

We have balloons and 2 Fudgy The Whale cakes, and Sov, WE HAVE PRESENTS!!!!



We have the swankest entertainment lined up for you,





Some old friends from the 70's showed up, and they brought your favorite.






FOFC came out in full force!



************************

We even had some famous folks drop by for the festivities,



VPI Volunteered to man the door and keep the riff raff out,




And just for you Sov, flying in from Hawaii for your party, a very special girl,




Someone spiked the punch, and CW got a little blasted.



And now my present to you,

I hope you like your duckies


Look who else showed up to welcome you back.


FOFC Continues to represent


An Asian stripper had an accident in the bathroom, Bucc took care of it though.





And now it's time for some live entertainment

"A skibbidy bipidy bop, shoo bop.
Someone lend me $50 for bus fare home"


And now we need to dim the lights and clear the dance floor, cause I got something uber special for you my man. Sit down and enjoy!





Did Someone say Party?!?!




Uh oh, looks like SD got drunk and started humping an inflatable penguin




Now things are way out of hand, people are having too much fun, and that makes those pesky Republicans angry!



Looks like we need to get out of the hotel and find a new place to party, where could we go??????????????
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HEY, I GOT IT!!!
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PARTY AT SHORTYS!!!

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Old 04-27-2005, 12:33 PM   #2
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This is gold... PURE GOLD!
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:34 PM   #3
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This is gold... PURE GOLD!

I concur.
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:35 PM   #4
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INSTA-CLASSIC!!!!
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!!

I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:36 PM   #5
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You my friend.....are a god.....

I worship the ground you walk on.....women will throw panties at you and your name will be scrawled on bathroom stall walls in restrooms across the country....
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:38 PM   #6
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Best. Thread. Ever.

We will have to throw you a party when you get out of the box.
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:38 PM   #7
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Woot!
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:39 PM   #8
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sov is a pussy
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:40 PM   #9
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I do what I can.
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:41 PM   #10
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sov is a pussy

Hush up Nancy, this aint your party.
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:43 PM   #11
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Too. Damned. Funny.
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:44 PM   #12
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I don't even wanna know what else you saw in your quest for the SkyDog pic
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!!

I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:44 PM   #13
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what does out of the box mean?
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:46 PM   #14
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I don't even wanna know what else you saw in your quest for the SkyDog pic

That's a quest we don't speak of.
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:47 PM   #15
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oh. my. god. i must save this before it gets deleted.
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:48 PM   #16
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Hush up Nancy, this aint your party.

anyone can get banned for porn.

that's so 2004.
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:50 PM   #17
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AWSOME!!!!!
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:51 PM   #18
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Quicksand's pic is my favorite.
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:52 PM   #19
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EDIT BY SKYDOG:

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Old 04-27-2005, 12:53 PM   #20
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that doesn't look like a hoagie.
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:54 PM   #21
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Now will you be there, or will Roy be there?
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:54 PM   #22
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me and your mother, you faggot.
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:56 PM   #23
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me and your mother, you faggot.

Thats it, no RC Cola for you!
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:00 PM   #24
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Thats it, no RC Cola for you!

i'm more of a Tab kinda guy anyway.
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:01 PM   #25
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that doesn't look like a hoagie.

but i'd hit it all the same.
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:01 PM   #26
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i'm more of a Tab kinda guy anyway.


Tab Hunter, maybe
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:03 PM   #27
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i'm more of a Tab kinda guy anyway.


You Bring Tab to this party and you'll be servin hard time.
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:06 PM   #28
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A++++
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:08 PM   #29
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what does out of the box mean?

soveirgnstar was in "the penalty box" (suspended) for 3 days.
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:08 PM   #30
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I'll never view inflatable penguins the same way again.
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:10 PM   #31
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soveirgnstar was in "the penalty box" (suspended) for 3 days.

thanks

what did he do wrong?

No wonder i havent seen him here lately.
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:10 PM   #32
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I think I just shit myself laughing.

That looks like the penguin that went missing on my future in laws front yard, and they do live in atlanta.
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:11 PM   #33
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I'll never view inflatable penguins the same way again.

Hmmm, howdya view them before?
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!!

I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:11 PM   #34
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I think I just shit myself laughing.

You THINK you did?

Don't ya think it would be prudent to confirm?
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:12 PM   #35
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You THINK you did?

Don't ya think it would be prudent to confirm?

I like to keep myself guessing, did I or didn't I?
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:13 PM   #36
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I like to keep myself guessing, did I or didn't I?

Something to look forward to.
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:19 PM   #37
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Very nice work.
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:19 PM   #38
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I think I just shit myself laughing.

Most likely it wasn't from the laughter, but rather the Natural Light.
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:20 PM   #39
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Party at Shorty's...haha. The Skydog pic is off the radar
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:24 PM   #40
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Party at Shorty's...haha. The Skydog pic is off the radar

Is this how Skydog looks

http://www.theperfectgame.net/forums/uploads/av-52.jpg
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:26 PM   #41
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Wow, that's a big party to keep track of.

flere, care to sum it up with a simple graphic representation?
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:29 PM   #42
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Can't wait to get home and actually view this!
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:29 PM   #43
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any black man with a dark complexion is skydog, jb.
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:30 PM   #44
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Yep. That's him.
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:43 PM   #45
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Since we are doing rolling banninations.....

Hell Atlantic
In The Penalty Box

How long is this one?
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:44 PM   #46
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:45 PM   #47
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Should I be disturbed that I found Fudgy the Whale cakes to be the funniest part of the initial post?
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:48 PM   #48
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Class, pure class. This may be the greatest thread ever.
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:48 PM   #49
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thread of the year?
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:50 PM   #50
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Those of us with children were thinking this:

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