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06-29-2004, 11:10 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The stars at night; are big and bright
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Can a FEMALE child molester ever be called "hot"?
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"i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand Last edited by Senator : 03-30-2012 at 03:31 PM. |
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06-29-2004, 11:13 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Seattle, WA
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I don't know of a single 14 year old that I hung out with that would have passed on that one.
Hell, I even think half of the girls would have gone for it...  |
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06-29-2004, 11:19 AM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: OH
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Why couldn't I have ever had a teacher like that.. and more importantly why did the 14 year old spill the beans? Man he was tapping some high quality poontang there.
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06-29-2004, 11:19 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Conyers GA
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I saw her being led away in handcuffs on TV this morning and I thought "Wow!"
Unfortunately for me, I not only thought it, but I said it in my out-loud voice in front of my pregnant wife. Whoops. |
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06-29-2004, 11:19 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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Where were these teachers when I was a kid? |
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06-29-2004, 11:20 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Muskogee, OK USA
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Yeah, she's pretty cute. A teenager's fanasty come true. I remember wanting to nail my English teacher in high school. That woman was just smokin'.
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06-29-2004, 11:26 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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How would it feel to be her husband? I mean damn!
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06-29-2004, 11:27 AM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: OH
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You mean to know that your meat stick wasn't enough so she had to find satisfaction.............. from a 14 year old boy?? I'd say he's in denial. |
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06-29-2004, 11:34 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Who's to say it has anything to do with his "meat stick"? I think this quote just about says it all. She's a little deviant. "...and that she was attracted to him because having sex with him was not allowed." |
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06-29-2004, 11:42 AM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
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in answer to the question;
yes
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06-29-2004, 11:48 AM
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Retired
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fantasyland
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Serious babe.
Of course, the guy looks a little like Stiffler from American Pie. Maybe if he acted that way, that's why she banged the 14 year old. |
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06-29-2004, 11:49 AM
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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oh to be 14 again.
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06-29-2004, 11:51 AM
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Strategy Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: North Carolina
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*Teenage fantasies flooding back*
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06-29-2004, 11:52 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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anyone know why he said anything? that's an ultimate "doh!" moment when he looks back on this.
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06-29-2004, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Muskogee, OK USA
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My money is on that she was going to cut off the relationship so he was paying her back for doing so.
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06-29-2004, 11:59 AM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Ponchatoula, LA
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The poor dope probably bragged about it. I know it's tough to resist bragging to your buddies, but if it's bragging vs. continuing to bang that, you need to exercise some self control in the boasting arena.
Not that it isn't every 14-year-old boy's fantasy, but it's sad that this kid has peaked at 14 -- it's almost certainly all downhill from here. |
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06-29-2004, 11:59 AM
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Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Greensboro, NC
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SWMBO and I were discussing this story last night. A few comments from our conversation (if she is guilty, that is):
1. She's not just a little deviant. She's extremely deviant. Having sex in the car while a 15-year-old was driving was *incredibly* reckless. She had to be getting off on the possibilty of being seen/caught. If this was just about getting it on with a 14-year-old because it was "forbidden", she would/could have been *much* more careful. 2. If the story was reversed (23-year-old guy, 14-year-old girl), we'd be ready to throw him in prison for the rest of his life, throw away the key, and *hoping* that his fellow inmates raped him unmercifully. 3. I cannot *imagine* what her husband must be feeling/thinking right now. They've been married like nine months and she's doing a 14-year-old??? Yikes. 4. We're convinced that the jury will be less inclined to believe the boy because she's attractive. If she did it, I really hope that isn't the case.
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The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'! |
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06-29-2004, 12:00 PM
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Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Greensboro, NC
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The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'! |
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06-29-2004, 12:01 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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this is a good career move for her. she'll get past all these charges, maybe do a little hard time, then she can make millions posing for Penthouse.
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HEY!! That's MY sandwich! |
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06-29-2004, 12:01 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Muskogee, OK USA
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I got two words for ya:
Dumb. Ass.
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06-29-2004, 12:02 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Ponchatoula, LA
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Yeah, but males and females are different, as are their approaches to sex. It's just a fact of life. Not saying she isn't guilty of a crime and shouldn't be imprisoned (she is and should) but come on... there's a double standard for a reason. Hubba hubba. |
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06-29-2004, 12:03 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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We had a 25-year old former cheerleader as an English teacher when I was in high school. She was the objection of affection of many of the guys, but AFAIK, she managed to refrain from having sex with any of us.
I can't believe this only lasted 3 weeks. I bet the cousin who drove them around got jealous and spilled the beans.
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06-29-2004, 12:04 PM
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Strategy Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: North Carolina
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lol.
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06-29-2004, 12:05 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Ponchatoula, LA
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Zounds! If the dad had heard him bragging about it, he would've gotten a high-five. |
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06-29-2004, 12:05 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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WOW!
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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06-29-2004, 12:11 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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I guess I can understand him being somewhat giddy
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
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06-29-2004, 12:12 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Utah
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What a moron!!
Man, mouth shut. Homeboy has to be kicking himself in the ass repeatedly.
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"forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future" |
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06-29-2004, 12:14 PM
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Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Greensboro, NC
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The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'! |
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06-29-2004, 12:14 PM
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Roster Filler
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Cicero
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Maybe he could not think of any other way for her to get some handcuffs?
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06-29-2004, 12:16 PM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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I think back to when I was 14, and imagined this teacher coming on to me with the same tune...
I think I would have burst into flames and started melting like the Wicked Witch of the West.
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06-29-2004, 12:20 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Whittier
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Noop is the man!
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06-29-2004, 12:20 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Whittier
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I'd hafta say I probably wouldnt have done very well either |
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06-29-2004, 12:23 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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dude got ripped off. says she left her shirt on the second time they did it.
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
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06-29-2004, 12:23 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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As I was reading the complaint, and I read that they had sex and he orgasmed, I was thinking back to when I was 14, and realized that it probably happened as quickly as I read it...
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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06-29-2004, 12:28 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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somehow he didn't finish the first time she was blowing him? couldn't just a gust of wind finish him?
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
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06-29-2004, 12:34 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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You mean it's supposed to take longer now??? 
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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06-29-2004, 12:36 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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I read that much quicker than 30 seconds...
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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06-29-2004, 12:43 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Miami
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She is ugly...
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Subby's favorite woman hater. |
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06-29-2004, 12:45 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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The first link she is ugly. I almost posted that she had a flabby butt and was kinda chunky. Then I clicked the second link |
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06-29-2004, 12:45 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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you'd hit it
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06-29-2004, 12:47 PM
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Agreed...and no, I wouldn't hit. That's a fact. |
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06-29-2004, 01:02 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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I'd do her in the armpit.
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06-29-2004, 01:08 PM
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Location: North Carolina
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i love when any thread gets to the "oh come on, you'd hit it" phase.
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06-29-2004, 01:09 PM
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06-29-2004, 01:10 PM
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It's just that the standards are so high while here in the comfy confines of FOFC.
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
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06-29-2004, 01:14 PM
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and most times it's true anyway. this kid was livin' the dream.
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06-29-2004, 01:24 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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he had baskeball followed by sex and a free ride. it was a festivus miracle.
KRAMER: Do you hear what you're saying?! Can you hear it?! (Jerry puts on his coat) This is a beautiful woman walking around naked, and you want to tell her to stop?! That's the dumbest thing I ever heard! I mean, think comprehens- I'm not gonna let you do it. JERRY: (Persistent) Well, I'm doin' it, get out of my way. KRAMER: (Stopping him) No, no, no, no. You can't! You can't! This is something that comes about once in a lifetime! When we were boys, looking through our bedroom windows, we would think: "Why can't there be a woman out there, taking her clothes off?" And now that wish's come true, and you want to (Makes a noise) throw it away?! JERRY: Look, I'm sorry- KRAMER: No, I'm not gonna let you do it, Jerry. JERRY: Kramer, (Trying to pass him) get outta my way! KRAMER: (Frantic) No, no, no. Don't do it. Don't do it! For my sake! God knows I don't ask you for much! (Pleading) Now, come on. Please, Jerry. Please! I'm beggin' ya! Please! (Claps hands) Come on! Please! (A pause as Jerry thinks it over) JERRY: Alright.. (Takes his coat off) KRAMER: Yes! JERRY: ..Alright. KRAMER: (Moving to the window) Thank you, thank you, thank you. (Sits in Jerry's chair, looking out the window)
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06-29-2004, 01:27 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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Our 6th grade teacher Mrs. Strohman was a hottie, every day as school ended we would give her a hug goodbye, it became a contest to see who could their head closest to her chest and their hand closest to her ass, about halfway thru the year she stopped giving out hugs
 I a little bit surprised by the reaction here, if the situation were reversed i'm pretty sure at least 80% of the board would be slamming the male teacher. |
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06-29-2004, 01:28 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: OH
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Best part of the police report was when they went to buy an EYE-POD.
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06-29-2004, 01:29 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Oh come on, give us a little more credit than that. If he was hot, we'd be treating him exactly the same way.
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