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Old 12-23-2005, 08:03 PM   #1
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http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/13474487.htm

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Cell phone lodged in woman's throat
The Kansas City Star

A Blue Springs woman was taken to a hospital emergency room early today after a cell phone became lodged in her throat.

The woman was in an argument with a boyfriend when the incident occurred, said Sgt. Steve Decker of the Blue Springs Police Department.

Decker said police were told that the woman tried to swallow the telephone because she didn't want the boyfriend to have it. However the case is under investigation.

Police responded to a call about a non-breathing person about 4:50 a.m. in the 3000 block of Southwest U.S. 40, Decker said. Police arrived and found that the 24-year-old woman was having trouble breathing. Her identity was not released.

The woman was taken to the emergency room at St. Mary's Hospital in Blue Springs. She still had the telephone in her throat upon arrival at the hospital, Decker said.

A condition report was not available.

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Old 12-23-2005, 08:09 PM   #2
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I smell poor (white?) trash all over this story.
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Old 12-23-2005, 08:36 PM   #3
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I smell poor (white?) trash all over this story.

Only crackheads are up arguing at 4:30am. I'm sure the guy wanted to work on his car in the garage and the girl wanted the living room vacuumed for the 15th time.
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Old 12-24-2005, 04:41 AM   #4
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heh, blue springs, why am i not surprised.. next they are gonna post a story about a meth house in independence
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Old 12-24-2005, 04:48 AM   #5
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"you have 5 unanswered messages".

"shut-up b****, can't you see I'm watching TV".
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Old 12-24-2005, 06:17 AM   #6
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She didnt want him to see all of the calls to her OTHER boyfriend so she swallows her phone (almost). There goes her audition for the porn business. A for effort though.
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