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| View Poll Results: When dropping a deuce, do you drop 'em or keep 'em high? | |||
| Keep 'em high. There's no way my trousers are going to lay on the filthy bathroom floor that long. |
  
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7 | 31.82% |
| Drop 'em. I can't concentrate on the work at hand with my pants riding up around my knees. |
  
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11 | 50.00% |
| Neither. I keep the stall door closed so you bastards can't see what I'm doing in the stall. |
  
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4 | 18.18% |
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05-19-2009, 10:15 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Ride 'em high or keep 'em low?
Important to resolve this issue. I'm a high rider.
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05-19-2009, 10:28 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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I went neither, since the venue has a strong influence on the choice for the very reasons you mentioned.
My preference would be drop, but sometimes that's just not an acceptable option.
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05-19-2009, 10:33 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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Seriously, I figured that only little kids dropped them all the way. Kinda like little boys droppin' em at the urinal. I sure don't want to see a line of hairy asses at the urinal anytime soon.
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05-19-2009, 10:44 AM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: williamsburg, va
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The 3rd option confuses me.
I've never been somewhere that didn't have a door. If I was, I would find somewhere else.
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05-19-2009, 10:48 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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It worries me when I agree with Jon, but I agree with him here. Dropped low when at home, but when I'm out I'm often hitching them up high (as the location dictates).
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05-19-2009, 10:48 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kansas City, MO
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You're a blessed man. Sometimes nature calls and you take what you can get. Although I think riding high would be a must if there was no stall door. |
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05-19-2009, 10:49 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kansas City, MO
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05-19-2009, 11:42 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: St. Louis
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Seriously outside of frat houses and night clubs I have never seen a stall without a door either. Must be a Kansas City thing. |
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05-19-2009, 11:51 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kansas City, MO
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You'll see it quite a bit at public parks. I believe it's to keep the riff-raff from sleeping, drinking, drugging, or sexing in the stalls, but either way, it's a pain. |
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05-19-2009, 12:09 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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Never heard that one before, so, who are pitchers in this game? 
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05-19-2009, 12:10 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ...down the gravity well
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High horse?
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05-19-2009, 12:10 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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I KEED I KEED
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05-19-2009, 12:36 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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I thought it was just because assholes break the doors so they don't replace them... |
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05-19-2009, 01:41 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Maybe in your area. When they opened a new park in our area and had an open house, there were no doors on the stalls. Now, you may be right on the reason for no doors, but they never installed them. |
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05-19-2009, 01:47 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Seattle, WA
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I remember my high school had no doors.
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05-19-2009, 01:47 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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As much as it pains me to type this, MBBF is correct regarding the rationale for public park bathroom stalls not having doors.
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05-19-2009, 02:03 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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How do you take a dump with no door?? I don't think I'd be able to. I was once in a stall with a faulty door and someone opened it when I was sitting down, and it mortified me.
As for the original question, I keep them around my knees when in public. At home or in private, them come down. At home I might even take my shirt off. Get as comfortable as I can. Last edited by MikeVic : 05-19-2009 at 02:04 PM. |
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05-19-2009, 02:07 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kansas City, MO
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My daughter does the same thing when she decides it's time for her diaper to be changed. You've got to hustle over before she takes off the diaper too. |
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05-19-2009, 02:17 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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Quickly. Quote:
Not looking forward to the day when my boy figures out how to do this. |
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05-19-2009, 02:25 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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I never do the number 2 in a public bathroom, unless it's an emergency. At home, I grab a good book/magazine and a drink and get to the business at hand.
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05-19-2009, 02:30 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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I always drop 'em low. If you're staring under the stall walls, you're the one with the problem, not me.
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05-19-2009, 02:30 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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Depends on the place. At home, it's drop them and hang them up until I finished
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05-19-2009, 02:34 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Pintendre, Qc, Canada
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our 5yo son has had constipation problems and when he decides that it's time to do a #2, he gets really comfortable, i.e. completely naked, socks off too. FM
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05-19-2009, 02:35 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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I pull them up to my knees because having them around my ankles usually makes my legs go to sleep for some reason.
If I'm at home, I just take them all of the way off. |
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