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Old 07-17-2012, 07:17 PM   #901
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Well, at least someone had the balls to do it.
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:22 PM   #902
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:45 PM   #903
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Dola, here is the back story to the link above. The guy is simply unreal.

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Old 07-17-2012, 10:40 PM   #904
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That guy who was quoted is dead on the money. He is a cocksucker.

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Old 07-18-2012, 11:24 AM   #905
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That's the kind of person that when you see a bus getting ready to run them over, at first you want to say something, but, then you just let nature take its course.
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Old 07-18-2012, 11:26 AM   #906
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That's the kind of person that when you see a bus getting ready to run them over, at first you want to say something, but, then you just let nature take its course.

Exactly, in fact, if you were to push him out of the way...he'd probably sue you for pain and suffering for the scrapes he received...
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Old 07-18-2012, 11:33 AM   #907
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Exactly, in fact, if you were to push him out of the way...he'd probably sue you for pain and suffering for the scrapes he received...

I would be shocked if he didn't sue. The Humbling Fairy needs to pay that man a visit.
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Old 07-18-2012, 12:10 PM   #908
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But Dino M. Zaffina, a squat, well-groomed darts enthusiast with a blind left eye, who possesses a law degree and an Italian sense of respect, has a talent for pissing people off.

I hope the article writer originally wrote this sentence without including the dude's middle initial. I wonder if the editor (or the paper's attorney) required it be used. My God I would have paid to see the dude's reaction when he read the paper and saw that his middle initial was left out. Ha!
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Old 07-18-2012, 12:11 PM   #909
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Dola, here is the back story to the link above. The guy is simply unreal.

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Wow, what a dick. I think someone needs to be subscribed to as much embarrassing mail as possible under the name Dino (no A.) Zaffina. Ex lax and Immodium samples- yup! Erection medication? Great! Gay porn? You bet! Feminine hygiene products sent to "Dina Zaffino"? Excellent! Creepy fetish porn? Oh yeah. Season tickets to the Clippers? Of course.

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Old 07-18-2012, 12:54 PM   #910
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Old 07-18-2012, 02:07 PM   #911
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His address is in that court filing...
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Old 07-18-2012, 06:36 PM   #912
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:21 PM   #913
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:36 PM   #914
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Old 07-24-2012, 10:57 AM   #915
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Old 07-24-2012, 12:08 PM   #916
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Damn you! You beat me to it!
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Old 07-24-2012, 12:10 PM   #917
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Obviously a government cover-up. The only question remaining is, why are they breeding goatmen?
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Old 07-24-2012, 02:08 PM   #918
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Old 07-24-2012, 03:20 PM   #919
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Damn you! You beat me to it!

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Obviously a government cover-up. The only question remaining is, why are they breeding goatmen?

I think because it's easier for them to ride on the backs of velociraptors.
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Old 07-25-2012, 04:32 PM   #920
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So you scam the government out of $2 million, and the first thing you buy is a 1999 Dodge Caravan!?
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Old 07-26-2012, 02:06 PM   #921
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Old 07-26-2012, 02:25 PM   #922
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Old 07-26-2012, 03:41 PM   #923
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Seems like a sign to me.
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Old 07-26-2012, 05:14 PM   #924
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Seems like a sign to me.

I think the sign crashed with the plane.
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Old 07-26-2012, 05:24 PM   #925
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As a follow up to that...

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Old 07-26-2012, 05:26 PM   #926
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I think the sign crashed with the plane.

Definitely a red flag then.
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Old 07-26-2012, 05:32 PM   #927
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Definitely a red flag then.

I think it ended up black.
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Oddly enough this is where I got the break-up info (from Tosh.o Facebook page). Man that girl be TRIPPIN.
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Old 07-26-2012, 06:02 PM   #929
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that video is the funniest thing i have seen in some time.
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Old 07-26-2012, 06:30 PM   #930
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At the risk of sounding like a sane human being, that chick needs to get a fucking life. Yeesh.
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Old 07-27-2012, 10:55 AM   #931
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I think it ended up black.

That's what she said.
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Old 07-27-2012, 11:53 PM   #932
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This man is a serial killer in the making. Put him in a cell with Sandusky for a while and tell the old bastard that this guy is only a teenager. After that, kill them both.

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Old 07-30-2012, 04:45 PM   #933
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Old 07-30-2012, 04:50 PM   #934
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Sounds like she stood her ground.
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Old 07-30-2012, 06:53 PM   #936
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Sounds like she stood her ground.

They never said what kind of beer it was. If it was PBR, the dude deserved to be shot.


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Old 07-31-2012, 02:56 PM   #939
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Wow! I half expected an Onion like article. This was definitely not that.
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Old 08-08-2012, 12:44 PM   #945
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What kind of studies did they do that led them to believe that the data shows that sagging pants will help the jobless rate in that county?

As idiotic as it looks to wear your pants halfway down your ass, I don't see how this doesn't violate the constitution in some way.
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Old 08-08-2012, 01:07 PM   #946
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What kind of studies did they do that led them to believe that the data shows that sagging pants will help the jobless rate in that county?

As idiotic as it looks to wear your pants halfway down your ass, I don't see how this doesn't violate the constitution in some way.

I actually went to a job fair last week, and one of the guys there was wearing a suit and the crotch of the pants was down at his knees. Couldn't tell if he had his pants half way down his butt, because he had a jacket on, but he almost had to. Either that or he had some major adjustments made to the waste and length...
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I actually went to a job fair last week, and one of the guys there was wearing a suit and the crotch of the pants was down at his knees. Couldn't tell if he had his pants half way down his butt, because he had a jacket on, but he almost had to. Either that or he had some major adjustments made to the waste and length...

That's just crazy. However, according to the county of Hinds, if there was a law in place, he would get a job.
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