The breakfast of death

Blackadar · 02-23-2003, 09:37 PM

Funny article, check it out:

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/

231% Cholesterol? 104% Saturated Fat?

YIKES!

Anrhydeddu · 02-23-2003, 09:41 PM

That's one of the most unbelievable things I have ever seen. That would kill me within 24 hours.

mrushh · 02-23-2003, 09:53 PM

In the immortal words of someone, "GOD ALMIGHTY." You could serve that as the final meal on death row and save the state (probably Texas) hundreds of dollars in chemical injection bills.

tucker342 · 02-23-2003, 09:56 PM

That was a great article. But man that's gross

Tasan · 02-23-2003, 09:57 PM

Try 24 minutes.

I think I got fat just reading about it and looking at the pictures.

Easy Mac · 02-23-2003, 09:59 PM

That is the greatest thing I've ever seen. I routinely eat that shit at the dining hall all the time, just it isn't labeled hungry man.

I could seriously fell my heart slow down just looking at the article. I'm going to the store.

JeeberD · 02-23-2003, 10:59 PM

Whoa, time to go to the store. I need me some more cholesterol.

AgPete · 02-23-2003, 11:30 PM

I've got everything on that tray in my fridge. :o I love breakfast food! I have a feeling though I'm going to regret my addiction if the natural stuff is anywhere close to the numbers on that Swanson box.

oykib · 02-23-2003, 11:37 PM

This is one of those things I don't understand. 78,000 people will eat this for breakfast today. Couldn't yoyu at least get something that tastes good to kill you.

It's like in the NBA when some guy's on a fast break and the 'hard-nosed defender' chases him down the court only to grab his shoelace as he goes up for a lay-up. If you're gonna pick up a foul, lay the guy out.

Airhog · 02-23-2003, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrushh
In the immortal words of someone, "GOD ALMIGHTY." You could serve that as the final meal on death row and save the state (probably Texas) hundreds of dollars in chemical injection bills.

why not just feed them the meal as there first meal on death row? then you could save texas millions.

JonInMiddleGA · 02-24-2003, 01:04 AM

I can't thank you enough for the link. All I know is that I have just laughed so hard that I woke my wife (she's upstairs, I'm downstairs) and that I cannot remember the last time that I literally wept from laughter.

bbor · 02-24-2003, 01:36 AM

I'm hungry

ACStrider · 02-24-2003, 05:28 AM

Have you had your 231% supply of Cholesterol today?

dacman · 02-24-2003, 10:47 AM

How about the lunch of death --
Double Whopper w/ cheese (with everything), King size fries and coke (don't laugh, you know the type):

Code:

Calories: 2415    (From Fat): 895

Total Fat:    106g   163%
Saturated:     38g   190%
Cholesterol:  200mg   67%
Sodium:      2560mg  107%
Total Carbs:  235g    78%
Fiber:          9g    38%
Sugars:	       10g
Protein:       71g

JeeberD · 02-24-2003, 10:57 AM

Is a double whopper cheese worse than Jack In The Box's Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger?

B & B · 02-24-2003, 11:40 AM

yes, it tastes considerably worse

Ksyrup · 02-24-2003, 11:56 AM

I liked this quote:

Unfortunately, Swanson's supplying you with enough 'energy' to get through a week, and even if the only other thing you ate after this breakfast was oxygen, there's still a relatively high chance that your ass will grow hands and tie your intestines in knots to prevent this shit from ever passing through.

Ksyrup · 02-24-2003, 12:03 PM

Dola.

I'm kinda surprised they didn't cut the serving size down to, say, 1/8 of a package.

"Only 8 grams of fat per serving!"

Bad-example · 02-24-2003, 07:04 PM

I tried one of these breakfasts and was very disappointed.

They put the lard pone on top of the egg pone.

Weak. Powerful weak.

samifan24 · 02-24-2003, 08:19 PM

That article was one of the funniest things I have ever read. I literally cried I was laughing so hard. Thanks for the link.

vtbub · 02-24-2003, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JonInMiddleGA
I can't thank you enough for the link. All I know is that I have just laughed so hard that I woke my wife (she's upstairs, I'm downstairs) and that I cannot remember the last time that I literally wept from laughter.

I can compelety agree with that, I read this just before I went to bed last night and I got laughing so hard my wife came in to see if I was ok.

I read it to her and she was laughing as hard as I was, funniest thing I've read since I failed how to be cocky and funny

On another note: My 300th post.

Blackadar · 02-26-2003, 06:50 AM

Now, does anyone actually dare TRY one?

vex · 02-26-2003, 07:06 AM

I'll pick one up in a day or so

Rich1033 · 02-26-2003, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackadar
Now, does anyone actually dare TRY one?

been there, done that.

As far as microwavable breakfast goes, its not bad. I dont remember it making me sick so that is something positive.

stkelly52 · 02-26-2003, 09:22 AM

Did anyone actually read the whol article? I love this paragraph from about 3/4 of the way through the page:
"There's nothing inherently wrong with the pancakes other than their rather dubious choice in company. I've really got nothing at all to say about them. I like my paragraphs to at least look impressive on the skim-through, so I'd really hate to have to end this one so soon. My hope is that you're not really reading the article, moreover just scanning through while looking at the pictures and judging how good the article must be based on the general length of the paragraphs you skip. If that's the case, it affords me the chance to type totally off-topic, random words just for the sake of making this bitch seem lengthy. I mean, goldfish lamp wallpaper skeleton in my Bavarian Star or what? Flowers mirror computer Smurfs every time Moses flies playing cards in or around Paris. Oh, now to make a paragraph-ending sentence that makes the rest appear like it was consequential. That bacon was really greasy!"

02-23-2003, 09:53 PM	#3
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02-23-2003, 09:57 PM	#5
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02-23-2003, 10:59 PM	#7
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Whoa, time to go to the store. I need me some more cholesterol. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-23-2003, 11:30 PM	#8
AgPete College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2001	I've got everything on that tray in my fridge. :o I love breakfast food! I have a feeling though I'm going to regret my addiction if the natural stuff is anywhere close to the numbers on that Swanson box. __________________ Click here for the FOF2004 World Football League Dynasty (WFL) - Football Goes Global! OOTP5 Psychology Experiment (Incomplete but fun read for MLB fans.) The FOFC All-Time NFL Team - Voted on by FOFC members.

02-24-2003, 01:04 AM	#11
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	I can't thank you enough for the link. All I know is that I have just laughed so hard that I woke my wife (she's upstairs, I'm downstairs) and that I cannot remember the last time that I literally wept from laughter. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

02-23-2003, 09:41 PM	#2
Anrhydeddu Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2002	That's one of the most unbelievable things I have ever seen. That would kill me within 24 hours.

02-23-2003, 09:56 PM	#4
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	That was a great article. But man that's gross

02-23-2003, 09:59 PM	#6
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	That is the greatest thing I've ever seen. I routinely eat that shit at the dining hall all the time, just it isn't labeled hungry man. I could seriously fell my heart slow down just looking at the article. I'm going to the store.

02-23-2003, 11:37 PM	#9
oykib College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	This is one of those things I don't understand. 78,000 people will eat this for breakfast today. Couldn't yoyu at least get something that tastes good to kill you. It's like in the NBA when some guy's on a fast break and the 'hard-nosed defender' chases him down the court only to grab his shoelace as he goes up for a lay-up. If you're gonna pick up a foul, lay the guy out.

02-24-2003, 01:36 AM	#12
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	I'm hungry __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

02-24-2003, 05:28 AM	#13
ACStrider High School JV Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Austin, TX	Have you had your 231% supply of Cholesterol today? __________________ "I'm evil." "Oh you are not!" "Oh I am too." -- Brak

02-24-2003, 10:47 AM	#14
dacman College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: speak to the trout	How about the lunch of death -- Double Whopper w/ cheese (with everything), King size fries and coke (don't laugh, you know the type): Code: Calories: 2415 (From Fat): 895 Total Fat: 106g 163% Saturated: 38g 190% Cholesterol: 200mg 67% Sodium: 2560mg 107% Total Carbs: 235g 78% Fiber: 9g 38% Sugars: 10g Protein: 71g __________________ No signatures allowed. Last edited by dacman : 02-24-2003 at 10:53 AM.

02-24-2003, 10:57 AM	#15
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Is a double whopper cheese worse than Jack In The Box's Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-24-2003, 11:40 AM	#16
B & B College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo	yes, it tastes considerably worse __________________ Nobody cares about Kyle Orton because he's black. -PT

02-24-2003, 11:56 AM	#17
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I liked this quote: Unfortunately, Swanson's supplying you with enough 'energy' to get through a week, and even if the only other thing you ate after this breakfast was oxygen, there's still a relatively high chance that your ass will grow hands and tie your intestines in knots to prevent this shit from ever passing through. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-24-2003, 12:03 PM	#18
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Dola. I'm kinda surprised they didn't cut the serving size down to, say, 1/8 of a package. "Only 8 grams of fat per serving!" __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-24-2003, 07:04 PM	#19
Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	I tried one of these breakfasts and was very disappointed. They put the lard pone on top of the egg pone. Weak. Powerful weak. __________________ Karaoke Katie drove the crowd wild Every time she'd sing they'd come in for miles Curtain came up, Katie came on Drinking like a lumberjack and singing Delta Dawn

02-24-2003, 08:19 PM	#20
samifan24 Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: NC	That article was one of the funniest things I have ever read. I literally cried I was laughing so hard. Thanks for the link. __________________ "You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball...and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time." -Jim Bouton

02-26-2003, 06:50 AM	#22
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	Now, does anyone actually dare TRY one?

02-26-2003, 07:06 AM	#23
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	I'll pick one up in a day or so

02-26-2003, 09:22 AM	#25
stkelly52 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Seattle WA	Did anyone actually read the whol article? I love this paragraph from about 3/4 of the way through the page: "There's nothing inherently wrong with the pancakes other than their rather dubious choice in company. I've really got nothing at all to say about them. I like my paragraphs to at least look impressive on the skim-through, so I'd really hate to have to end this one so soon. My hope is that you're not really reading the article, moreover just scanning through while looking at the pictures and judging how good the article must be based on the general length of the paragraphs you skip. If that's the case, it affords me the chance to type totally off-topic, random words just for the sake of making this bitch seem lengthy. I mean, goldfish lamp wallpaper skeleton in my Bavarian Star or what? Flowers mirror computer Smurfs every time Moses flies playing cards in or around Paris. Oh, now to make a paragraph-ending sentence that makes the rest appear like it was consequential. That bacon was really greasy!" __________________ Check out an undrafted free agent's attempt to make the Hall of Fame: Running to the Hall Now nominated for a Golden Scribe!

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