Headed to Vegas in an hour

Karlifornia · 04-22-2010, 05:01 PM

First time ever. My only question is: Hooker or no hooker?

MikeVic · 04-22-2010, 05:01 PM

No hooker.

MacroGuru · 04-22-2010, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

First time ever. My only question is: Hooker or no hooker?

Rub Down Hooker....get the massage and the happy ending all in one!

Karlifornia · 04-22-2010, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

No hooker.

Why no hooker? Do you think I've got the "skillz" to get laid for free? Had a bad experience? Too expensive!?!? TELL ME WHYYYY!

Pumpy Tudors · 04-22-2010, 05:16 PM

HOOKERS ARE NOT LEGAL IN LAS VEGAS

molson · 04-22-2010, 05:16 PM

The hooker is a better value than the strip clubs. I'd stay away from any of those places.

thesloppy · 04-22-2010, 05:17 PM

I'm always much more interested in the hooker trading cards. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

Lathum · 04-22-2010, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by thesloppy

I'm always much more interested in the hooker trading cards. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

We call those guys the snappers.

JonInMiddleGA · 04-22-2010, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by thesloppy

I'm always much more interested in the hooker trading cards. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

Those were actually one of the funniest things I remember about my first trip to Vegas.

sterlingice · 04-22-2010, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by thesloppy

I'm always much more interested in the hooker trading cards. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

So it's kindof like Hooker VD: The home game?

SI

Karlifornia · 04-22-2010, 05:32 PM

Hooker trading cards? Really? Man I'm getting more excited every second. I've been reading through the old Vegas threads on here. Wynn buffet..Paris breakfast buffet..

What do I not do at the tables so I don't look like the n00b that I am?

cartman · 04-22-2010, 05:33 PM

Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit will come back with you.

cartman · 04-22-2010, 05:34 PM

I think that the Harrah's properties just introduced a $35/day eating pass that covers all of the buffets at the various properties they have on the Strip.

Yeah, here's the link: http://www.inlandsocal.com/iguide/di...2.20c7763.html

CleBrownsfan · 04-22-2010, 05:36 PM

I want to go...

JonInMiddleGA · 04-22-2010, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Hooker trading cards? Really?

In case you're wondering WTF, here's someone who posted a few samples on flicker.

las vegas hooker trading cards! on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Basically the call girls pay homeless/unemployed dudes to stand on street corners & hand out their "business" cards. I don't know what it's like now but a few years ago those things were all over the place, stuck on every lampost, newspaper box, trash can lids, you name something outdoors & there was a hooker card within your line of sight.

Karlifornia · 04-22-2010, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

I think that the Harrah's properties just introduced a $35/day eating pass that covers all of the buffets at the various properties they have on the Strip.

Yeah, here's the link: Harrah's offers 24-pass to visit its buffets | Dining | InlandSoCal.com

Good lookin' out, homie!

Izulde · 04-22-2010, 05:54 PM

Brilliant!

Karlifornia · 04-22-2010, 05:55 PM

btw I started learning how to play craps. Anyone got any craps tips? I know it's bad etiquette to bet don't pass, but anything else would be greatly appreciated.

thesloppy · 04-22-2010, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

We call those guys the snappers.

Those guys are always integral in my good time, once I'm completely wasted. A friend and I spent hours collecting cards, and then stealthily "redistributing" them into old folks' bags, and such. All class.

cartman · 04-22-2010, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

btw I started learning how to play craps. Anyone got any craps tips? I know it's bad etiquette to bet don't pass, but anything else would be greatly appreciated.

Read up on "the 5 count". The basic premise is to not place any more bets until the roller throws 5 times without busting. But there is a lot more to it than that. The idea behind it is to extend your play so you can hopefully catch a heater.

k0ruptr · 04-22-2010, 07:12 PM

Slut , not hooker, find the googly eyed looking blond (or redhead) thats not to drunk wearing the mini skirt with no panties. rail her, X 2. bizzounce.

Wash , Rinse , Repeat

Pumpy Tudors · 04-22-2010, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

In case you're wondering WTF, here's someone who posted a few samples on flicker.

las vegas hooker trading cards! on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Basically the call girls pay homeless/unemployed dudes to stand on street corners & hand out their "business" cards. I don't know what it's like now but a few years ago those things were all over the place, stuck on every lampost, newspaper box, trash can lids, you name something outdoors & there was a hooker card within your line of sight.

Just FYI, this still happens. Saw it (again) when I was there three months ago. Will see it (again) in two months when I go back.

Chief Rum · 04-22-2010, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

First time ever. My only question is: Hooker or no hooker?

Naw, hooker's a second or third trip to Vegas perk. For now, just enjoy the basics.

Chief Rum · 04-22-2010, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

HOOKERS ARE NOT LEGAL IN LAS VEGAS

Fortunately, there are hookers just outside of the county limits. There are also hookers who come to your room.

Or so I heard.

samifan24 · 04-23-2010, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Hooker trading cards? Really? Man I'm getting more excited every second. I've been reading through the old Vegas threads on here. Wynn buffet..Paris breakfast buffet..

What do I not do at the tables so I don't look like the n00b that I am?

I was just in Vegas last month. I'd recommend the buffet at the Bellagio. One thing to do is to go in around 3:30 PM so you can get in on the lunch rate. They change everything over to dinner at 4 PM but you can just stay and dine on the lunch rate since you were already inside. It's awesome. The food is just incredible.

samifan24 · 04-23-2010, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Basically the call girls pay homeless/unemployed dudes to stand on street corners & hand out their "business" cards. I don't know what it's like now but a few years ago those things were all over the place, stuck on every lampost, newspaper box, trash can lids, you name something outdoors & there was a hooker card within your line of sight.

These guys were on every street corner on the strip when I was there last month. The annoying thing is they snap the cards at you even though they watched you walk past five or six other guys with cards in the last 10 feet. "If I didn't take a card from any of those guys right there, why would you think I'd take one from you?"

Izulde · 04-23-2010, 07:40 AM

I wonder how many cards would be needed to make a complete set.

Fidatelo · 04-23-2010, 08:18 AM

I was just in Vegas last week, those 'snappers' seem limited to a few blocks of the strip, but in that space they are literally everywhere! And I was quite impressed with how they manage to make a move towards every single person passing them, no matter which direction and how many people were walking by. They had spin moves, double-snaps, all sorts of stuff.

tyketime · 04-23-2010, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

I was just in Vegas last week, those 'snappers' seem limited to a few blocks of the strip, but in that space they are literally everywhere! And I was quite impressed with how they manage to make a move towards every single person passing them, no matter which direction and how many people were walking by. They had spin moves, double-snaps, all sorts of stuff.

They also seem to have no problem handing one to you even though you are walking with your wife/girlfriend/so. My hand slowly starts gravitating towards the card, but then I return to my senses and keep walking...

albionmoonlight · 04-23-2010, 09:23 AM

A buddy of mine* said that this strategy worked for him:

Find, if possible, a large bachelorette party. Engage them enough to see if they are staying in the hotel. Don't try and pick one of them up then--the mother hen (self-appointed chaperone who makes it her job to protect the other girls from a guy like you) will shoot you down. Gamble, play in the sports book, drink, etc. until the party goes upstairs to bed.

Then, a few of them will come back down. Move in aggressively b/c these girls are ready for action and just had to ditch the mother hen.

I have no idea if this really works, but it was reported to have worked like a charm once--even if the guy didn't realize the dynamic at play until afterwards.

*I really do mean a buddy. I have never had skill picking up bar chicks and would have managed to fail even faced with a drunk girl feeling desperate because her friend was getting married and who came down to the bar specifically to look for action. Hell, I probably would have stood a decent chance of failing with a pocket full of hooker trading cards.

cartman · 04-23-2010, 09:32 AM

A couple of years back I was in town for the HP convention. I was hanging out with some of the HP bigwigs that I knew from their Compaq days. One of the execs was cornered by a hooker, and they talked for about 30 minutes. We could tell she was really trying to get him to seal the deal. At the end she shouted "You jerk!" and left.

He came over and gave us the recap. What got her so pissed off was she finally asked him what it would take for him to bring her back to his room. He told her, "I'm HP's purchasing manager for the Americas. See those guys over there? What kind of bulk purchase discount would you give for all of us?"

JonInMiddleGA · 04-23-2010, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by tyketime

My hand slowly starts gravitating towards the card, but then I return to my senses and keep walking...

Good call, no sense turning yourself into a statistic

AENeuman · 04-23-2010, 11:33 AM

My craziest vegas trip ended with my buddy knocking on our hotel room door at 8 am and saying, "fucking bitch stole my wallet!"

Bigsmooth · 04-23-2010, 12:39 PM

I believe they are called Escorts, not hookers. And yes, get one, but only after you've failed lining up a "real" whore.

Maple Leafs · 04-23-2010, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

btw I started learning how to play craps. Anyone got any craps tips? I know it's bad etiquette to bet don't pass, but anything else would be greatly appreciated.

Find a good table. That's pretty much it. Craps is ridiculously fun as long as you're at a good table. If you get stuck at a table with a bunch of cranky fucks who are actually trying to win, leave. Find a table where everyone is drunk and having fun. Preferably including the dealers.

I haven't been to Vegas in years, but last time I was there the Casino Royale had a $2 craps table with high odds. Good times.

MikeVic · 04-23-2010, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by molson

The hooker is a better value than the strip clubs. I'd stay away from any of those places.

I went to Spearmint my first time there last year. Spent a bit, but it was a blast. I felt uneasy paying for sex so I paid for lap dances lol.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-23-2010, 03:31 PM

Hell, the first time I went to Vegas, I was with my wife and her aunt, and I took all the "escort" cards I could find. I came home with a huge stack of these cards. Sure, my wife and her aunt rolled their eyes, but it's not like I was goin to call the escorts and invite them to the room that the three of us were sharing. I had my hands full anyway.

So to speak.

Karlifornia · 04-23-2010, 11:31 PM

Ok...in the middle of night two. My friends are all at dinner and I'm at an internet cafe next to the Polo Towers. I'm doing this because it feels like gonzo journalism, except much stupider.

Ok, so night one we go to MGM Grand, New York New York, and The Luxor. I play $10 blackjack exclusively, because I'm not very smart, and wind up going back and forth, losing about $15 when all was said and done. Then, my BFF Glenn woke up me up at like 6, and we went back to New York New York for more blackjack, and I lost about $60. He won like $15

Then, tonight, after me walking around the stupid strip like an idiot all day and swimming in my hotel pool for a bit, I went to Planet Hollywood by myself while everyone else went to the Mirage. The only reason I can give you is that I'm a loner, Dottie....a rebel. So I bought a shot of Goldschlager (shut up) and a pint of Blue Moon (again, shut up), and hit the roulette wheel. I spread my $10 around a few squares, and put one on 29. It hit 29. Sweet! Some crusty old gambler told me to keep my chips where they were. I thought he just wanted to see me lose my money so he wouldn't feel as bad going back to his empty bed. So it turns out, I won again on corner bets! I am a gambling genius!

So, I call my BFF and tell him "Guess what, fuckface? I just won $240 dollars! How do you like me now, you scrub ass BIIIITCH!?!?!?"

His response:

"I just won $750 playing blackjack"

Whatever, you mealymouthed braggart. More to come if I have $5 left to spend on internet cafe time tomorrow.

Izulde · 04-23-2010, 11:37 PM

Sounds like y'all are having a good time.

JonInMiddleGA · 04-23-2010, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

The only reason I can give you is that I'm a loner, Dottie....a rebel. So I bought a shot of Goldschlager (shut up) and a pint of Blue Moon (again, shut up), and hit the roulette wheel.

Here's the thing about Vegas, and why I consider it the greatest city on the planet bar none: nothing requires explanation, nothing requires excuses, you do what you want to do & to hell with whether anyone else understands it or likes it.

If that's drinking oddball liquors, if it's playing penny slots, if it's people watching in the tacky gift shops, whatever makes you happy pretty much works.

cartman · 04-23-2010, 11:45 PM

You can get an hour of hottie hooker time for $240.

Or so I've heard.

Izulde · 04-24-2010, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Here's the thing about Vegas, and why I consider it the greatest city on the planet bar none: nothing requires explanation, nothing requires excuses, you do what you want to do & to hell with whether anyone else understands it or likes it.

If that's drinking oddball liquors, if it's playing penny slots, if it's people watching in the tacky gift shops, whatever makes you happy pretty much works.

No wonder people say I'll have a blast in Vegas the next two and a half/three years.

Lathum · 04-24-2010, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

No wonder people say I'll have a blast in Vegas the next two and a half/three years.

I could never go to school in Vegas

Izulde · 04-24-2010, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I could never go to school in Vegas

Why's that? Other than the fact that transportation from university to Strip can take a bit from what I understand.

Lathum · 04-24-2010, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

Why's that? Other than the fact that transportation from university to Strip can take a bit from what I understand.

ummm, because I would never go to class. I would just drink and gamble all day and night.

Buccaneer · 04-26-2010, 10:27 PM

In August, I'm heading out to Vegas after spending a few days in Ocean City. What are the best pools for, umm, scenery and shade and drinks? Also, I've seen so many clubs and nightclubs come and go, I don't know what's cool any more. What are the best clubs for rock (if any)? House of Blues still good?

claphamsa · 04-27-2010, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

ummm, because I would never go to class. I would just drink and gamble all day and night.

I disagree, Ive lived (and live) in tourist cities.. I bet hell hardly ever go to the strip, because tourists are really fucking annoying!

CleBrownsfan · 04-27-2010, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

In August, I'm heading out to Vegas after spending a few days in Ocean City. What are the best pools for, umm, scenery and shade and drinks? Also, I've seen so many clubs and nightclubs come and go, I don't know what's cool any more. What are the best clubs for rock (if any)? House of Blues still good?

I've been to Vegas in August - you won't be outside so much that's for sure.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 04-27-2010, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by CleBrownsfan

I've been to Vegas in August - you won't be outside so much that's for sure.

I can't even imagine what an electric bill for one casino looks like in August out there. Geez.

Lathum · 04-27-2010, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by claphamsa

I disagree, Ive lived (and live) in tourist cities.. I bet hell hardly ever go to the strip, because tourists are really fucking annoying!

Vegas isn't like other tourist cities in that regard.

04-22-2010, 05:16 PM	#5
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	HOOKERS ARE NOT LEGAL IN LAS VEGAS __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

04-22-2010, 05:17 PM	#7
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX	I'm always much more interested in the hooker trading cards. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! __________________ Last edited by thesloppy : Today at 05:35 PM.

04-22-2010, 05:32 PM	#11
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Hooker trading cards? Really? Man I'm getting more excited every second. I've been reading through the old Vegas threads on here. Wynn buffet..Paris breakfast buffet.. What do I not do at the tables so I don't look like the n00b that I am? __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

04-22-2010, 05:33 PM	#12
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit will come back with you. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

04-22-2010, 05:34 PM	#13
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I think that the Harrah's properties just introduced a $35/day eating pass that covers all of the buffets at the various properties they have on the Strip. Yeah, here's the link: http://www.inlandsocal.com/iguide/di...2.20c7763.html __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint Last edited by cartman : 04-22-2010 at 05:34 PM.

04-22-2010, 05:01 PM	#2
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	No hooker.

04-22-2010, 05:16 PM	#6
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	The hooker is a better value than the strip clubs. I'd stay away from any of those places.

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04-22-2010, 05:55 PM	#18
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	btw I started learning how to play craps. Anyone got any craps tips? I know it's bad etiquette to bet don't pass, but anything else would be greatly appreciated. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

04-22-2010, 07:12 PM	#21
k0ruptr Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Las Vegas	Slut , not hooker, find the googly eyed looking blond (or redhead) thats not to drunk wearing the mini skirt with no panties. rail her, X 2. bizzounce. Wash , Rinse , Repeat __________________ Xbox Live Gamertag: k0ruptr My Favorite Teams : Chicago White Sox - Carolina Panthers - Orlando Magic - Phoenix Suns - Anaheim Ducks - Hawaii Warriors - Oregon Ducks

04-23-2010, 07:40 AM	#27
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	I wonder how many cards would be needed to make a complete set. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

04-23-2010, 08:18 AM	#28
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	I was just in Vegas last week, those 'snappers' seem limited to a few blocks of the strip, but in that space they are literally everywhere! And I was quite impressed with how they manage to make a move towards every single person passing them, no matter which direction and how many people were walking by. They had spin moves, double-snaps, all sorts of stuff. __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

04-23-2010, 09:23 AM	#30
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	A buddy of mine* said that this strategy worked for him: Find, if possible, a large bachelorette party. Engage them enough to see if they are staying in the hotel. Don't try and pick one of them up then--the mother hen (self-appointed chaperone who makes it her job to protect the other girls from a guy like you) will shoot you down. Gamble, play in the sports book, drink, etc. until the party goes upstairs to bed. Then, a few of them will come back down. Move in aggressively b/c these girls are ready for action and just had to ditch the mother hen. I have no idea if this really works, but it was reported to have worked like a charm once--even if the guy didn't realize the dynamic at play until afterwards. *I really do mean a buddy. I have never had skill picking up bar chicks and would have managed to fail even faced with a drunk girl feeling desperate because her friend was getting married and who came down to the bar specifically to look for action. Hell, I probably would have stood a decent chance of failing with a pocket full of hooker trading cards.

04-23-2010, 09:32 AM	#31
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	A couple of years back I was in town for the HP convention. I was hanging out with some of the HP bigwigs that I knew from their Compaq days. One of the execs was cornered by a hooker, and they talked for about 30 minutes. We could tell she was really trying to get him to seal the deal. At the end she shouted "You jerk!" and left. He came over and gave us the recap. What got her so pissed off was she finally asked him what it would take for him to bring her back to his room. He told her, "I'm HP's purchasing manager for the Americas. See those guys over there? What kind of bulk purchase discount would you give for all of us?" __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

04-23-2010, 11:33 AM	#33
AENeuman College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: SF	My craziest vegas trip ended with my buddy knocking on our hotel room door at 8 am and saying, "fucking bitch stole my wallet!"

04-23-2010, 12:39 PM	#34
Bigsmooth College Prospect Join Date: Dec 2006	I believe they are called Escorts, not hookers. And yes, get one, but only after you've failed lining up a "real" whore.

04-23-2010, 03:31 PM	#37
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Hell, the first time I went to Vegas, I was with my wife and her aunt, and I took all the "escort" cards I could find. I came home with a huge stack of these cards. Sure, my wife and her aunt rolled their eyes, but it's not like I was goin to call the escorts and invite them to the room that the three of us were sharing. I had my hands full anyway. So to speak. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

04-23-2010, 11:31 PM	#38
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Ok...in the middle of night two. My friends are all at dinner and I'm at an internet cafe next to the Polo Towers. I'm doing this because it feels like gonzo journalism, except much stupider. Ok, so night one we go to MGM Grand, New York New York, and The Luxor. I play $10 blackjack exclusively, because I'm not very smart, and wind up going back and forth, losing about $15 when all was said and done. Then, my BFF Glenn woke up me up at like 6, and we went back to New York New York for more blackjack, and I lost about $60. He won like $15 Then, tonight, after me walking around the stupid strip like an idiot all day and swimming in my hotel pool for a bit, I went to Planet Hollywood by myself while everyone else went to the Mirage. The only reason I can give you is that I'm a loner, Dottie....a rebel. So I bought a shot of Goldschlager (shut up) and a pint of Blue Moon (again, shut up), and hit the roulette wheel. I spread my $10 around a few squares, and put one on 29. It hit 29. Sweet! Some crusty old gambler told me to keep my chips where they were. I thought he just wanted to see me lose my money so he wouldn't feel as bad going back to his empty bed. So it turns out, I won again on corner bets! I am a gambling genius! So, I call my BFF and tell him "Guess what, fuckface? I just won $240 dollars! How do you like me now, you scrub ass BIIIITCH!?!?!?" His response: "I just won $750 playing blackjack" Whatever, you mealymouthed braggart. More to come if I have $5 left to spend on internet cafe time tomorrow. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

04-23-2010, 11:37 PM	#39
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Sounds like y'all are having a good time. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

04-23-2010, 11:45 PM	#41
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	You can get an hour of hottie hooker time for $240. Or so I've heard. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

04-26-2010, 10:27 PM	#46
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	In August, I'm heading out to Vegas after spending a few days in Ocean City. What are the best pools for, umm, scenery and shade and drinks? Also, I've seen so many clubs and nightclubs come and go, I don't know what's cool any more. What are the best clubs for rock (if any)? House of Blues still good?

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