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Old 10-20-2011, 06:47 AM   #451
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If Jack Hanna thinks there was no other way to protect people than to kill the animals, that's good enough for me.

I bet the Animal Hoarders people are pissed they didn't get to this guy before he killed himself. I also bet they're going to scour Ohio and other lax states for people similar to this guy for a show.
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Old 10-20-2011, 05:24 PM   #452
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Old 10-26-2011, 08:19 PM   #453
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Old 10-27-2011, 10:16 AM   #454
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Old 10-27-2011, 10:29 AM   #455
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Old 10-27-2011, 12:16 PM   #456
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Old 10-27-2011, 12:24 PM   #457
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Old 10-27-2011, 12:37 PM   #458
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That's one way to resolve the 2 dates at 1 time dilemma that no one writing a sitcom ever thought of.
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Old 10-27-2011, 05:19 PM   #459
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Old 10-27-2011, 05:42 PM   #460
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That's one way to resolve the 2 dates at 1 time dilemma that no one writing a sitcom ever thought of.

That's one hell of a time stamp bug.
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Old 10-28-2011, 04:12 PM   #461
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I like that they got together at 3 am on a Wednesday.


A story of a deer "checking-in" at a Super 8 motel.

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Old 11-01-2011, 11:14 AM   #462
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Old 11-01-2011, 11:21 AM   #463
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Old 11-02-2011, 11:04 AM   #464
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Old 11-02-2011, 09:08 PM   #465
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Old 11-02-2011, 09:12 PM   #466
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Old 11-02-2011, 09:16 PM   #467
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Old 11-02-2011, 10:39 PM   #468
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Old 11-03-2011, 02:54 AM   #469
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She died giving herself a hot beef injection. NO. FUCKING. WAY.

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Old 11-03-2011, 11:44 AM   #470
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I blame FOFC for all of these horse stories. If the posters in the political threads would stop carrying on, there wouldn't be so many dead horses for people to take advantage of.
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Old 11-03-2011, 11:49 AM   #471
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I blame FOFC for all of these horse stories. If the posters in the political threads would stop carrying on, there wouldn't be so many dead horses for people to take advantage of.

Leave Sarah Jessica Parker out of this.
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Old 11-03-2011, 12:45 PM   #472
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I blame FOFC for all of these horse stories. If the posters in the political threads would stop carrying on, there wouldn't be so many dead horses for people to take advantage of.

Sticking with dead horse stories, here you go:

Couple's nude photo shoot inside their dead horse - Boing Boing

(The link does not have the pics, but you can go see them through a link on the story provided.)

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Old 11-03-2011, 01:10 PM   #473
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That was the horse story that kicked this whole thing off, up a few posts.

Unless this is another one. It's an epidemic!!!
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Old 11-03-2011, 01:15 PM   #474
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Old 11-03-2011, 01:21 PM   #475
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Old 11-03-2011, 01:38 PM   #476
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That was the horse story that kicked this whole thing off, up a few posts.

Unless this is another one. It's an epidemic!!!

LOL! I must of missed it or got it confused with the other horse story.

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Old 11-03-2011, 01:46 PM   #477
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Old 11-03-2011, 03:25 PM   #478
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Old 11-03-2011, 05:52 PM   #479
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Old 11-03-2011, 05:59 PM   #480
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WTF was invented for stories like this.

Says "ColtCrazy".
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Old 11-03-2011, 06:40 PM   #481
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I want to know how two people who think the horse thing is cool find each other. I mean, is that box you can check for compatibility on eharmony.com? Or is it something that just kind of starts within the relationship. Like, "hey honey, want to go to a movie tonight", "no dear, let's instead get naked and crawl into a dead horse and play with its organs and stuff so we can spiritually connect with it". "OK, ya!"
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Old 11-03-2011, 07:31 PM   #482
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It's the little-known 30th dimension of compatibility.
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Old 11-04-2011, 03:34 PM   #485
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Old 11-04-2011, 04:45 PM   #486
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:47 PM   #487
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Old 11-06-2011, 02:44 AM   #488
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NIZHNY NOVGOROD, Russia -- Russian police arrested a man who was found to be living with the mummified bodies of 26 women.

Historian Anatoly Moskvin, 45, stole the dead bodies of females aged between 15 and 25 years from their graves, dressed them like dolls and then kept them in his three-room apartment in the city of Nizhny Novgorod in western Russia.

He visited hundreds of cemeteries to dig up the women's skeletal remains and carried the corpses home in plastic bags, Life News reported Thursday.

Photographs of the corpses show them wearing dresses, stockings, ribbons and other items, and one appears to have been dressed as a teddy bear.

Moskvin's crime was reported by his elderly parents, who made the grim discovery after visiting their son.

Described as a "genius" by neighbors, the historian and journalist speaks 13 languages and gave lectures in a local museum.

Police said they had arrested Moskvin and later released him. It was not immediately clear what charges he will face.

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Old 11-07-2011, 05:29 AM   #490
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Police said they had arrested Moskvin and later released him. It was not immediately clear what charges he will face.

Oh okay...

Wait, what?
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Photographs of the corpses show them wearing dresses, stockings, ribbons and other items, and one appears to have been dressed as a teddy bear.

Wow.

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I wonder if he is fluent in prison-speak.

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It was not immediately clear what charges he will face.

Hmm, how about graverobbing and desecration of human remains?
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Old 11-09-2011, 09:09 PM   #495
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