OT: The apostrophe (elitist grammar rant) - Page 2

Glengoyne · 02-27-2004, 04:35 PM

I am actually sorry I missed the early discussion of this thread. Darned business trip to Bismarck. BTW, did anyone else realize there was a "c" in Bismarck? I completely misspelled it on a document I unfortunately gave to people who actually live there. In any case I have had several people correct me for using a couple of the usages listed on the Purdue site. Most often the apostrophe ending a plural ending in s. It seems that common usage allows for an 's in that case. At least I see it a lot, and I have had people try to convince me I am wrong to end those words with an apostrophe. I had several very good english teachers in grammar school apparently, because most of that stuff stuck with me. I remember being surprised in a highschool "college prep" english class that the only people who could diagram a sentence were the ones that had attended my tiny little K through 8th school.

MIJB#19 · 02-27-2004, 04:57 PM

Did you know that the Dutch language does use 's for plural, especially if words are lend from foreign languages, making words like taxi's and baby's correct spelling?

QuikSand · 02-27-2004, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Glengoyne

In any case I have had several people correct me for using a couple of the usages listed on the Purdue site. Most often the apostrophe ending a plural ending in s. It seems that common usage allows for an 's in that case. At least I see it a lot, and I have had people try to convince me I am wrong to end those words with an apostrophe.

I'm not sure that I'm following this correctly... are you saying that you are spelling properly, and people tell you that you are wrong?

Do you perhaps mean "possessive" above when you say "plural" instead?

QuikSand · 02-27-2004, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MIJB#19

Did you know that the Dutch language does use 's for plural, especially if words are lend from foreign languages, making words like taxi's and baby's correct spelling?

No.

This new fact probably doubles my knowledge of Dutch spelling.

Glengoyne · 02-27-2004, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSand

Do you perhaps mean "possessive" above when you say "plural" instead?

Yes that is it. The OWL page said roughly that you end a plural noun that ends in s with an apostrophe to convey possession.

QuikSand · 02-27-2004, 10:39 PM

So, you're writing "the dogs' dishes" and people say you ought to be spelling it "dogs's" instead? Or do they suggest that you just spell it "dog's" indepent of whather it is singular or plural?

Glengoyne · 02-27-2004, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSand

So, you're writing "the dogs' dishes" and people say you ought to be spelling it "dogs's" instead?

Yes I would spell it dogs', but I often see, even in published works people using dog's instead. I am not actually sure if dog's is or has become an acceptable usage. One of my friends was an english major in college, and about a year ago he told me the usage of dogs' was incorrect. He had actually never heard of the rule allowing for ending a word with an apostrophe.

QuikSand · 02-27-2004, 11:10 PM

Your English major friend is a dope. Trust QuikSand.

QuikSand · 02-27-2004, 11:12 PM

And as recelty as this very day, we have seen the apostrophe used in an even more egregious manner, right here at FOFC. Droped right into a person's name. Not a possessive, not a plural... just a name that happens to end with an "s." What would make you want to spell a name like (say, for instance) Williams as William's? What is it about these elusive apostrophes? What is so hard about this?

WussGawd · 02-27-2004, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSand

And as recelty as this very day, we have seen the apostrophe used in an even more egregious manner, right here at FOFC. Droped right into a person's name. Not a possessive, not a plural... just a name that happens to end with an "s." What would make you want to spell a name like (say, for instance) Williams as William's? What is it about these elusive apostrophes? What is so hard about this?

Droped?

I always love grammar rants where the guy ranting can't spell. It's *dropped*

QuikSand · 02-27-2004, 11:19 PM

Thanks for the tip. I had no idea.

digamma · 02-27-2004, 11:24 PM

Did you play the Musburger drinking game tonight, Quik? You seem very chatty.

Glengoyne · 02-27-2004, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSand

Your English major friend is a dope. Trust QuikSand.

Well I should have pointed out that he didn't actually graduate. He is actually working for me now as an application developer.

NoMyths · 02-28-2004, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Glengoyne

Well I should have pointed out that he didn't actually graduate. He is actually working for me now as an application developer.

Heh...um, yeah, in that case I think I'd go ahead and trust the Purdue University site over that buddy of yours.

JeeberD · 02-28-2004, 01:05 PM

At my fun little job at Olive Garden, one of the worst sins a server can make is not taking hot food directly to a table. As soon as hot food has been placed on a tray, it must go straight to the table. There's no stopping along the way for drinks, to get more breadsticks, nothing.

Well apparently we've recently had some guests complain that the breadsticks and/or soup they're getting isn't as hot as they would like it to be. To correct this problem, one of our managers put up the following sign in both of the side stations (aka the drink stations):

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Please remember, HOT FOOD GO!
This includes breadstick's and soup.
There is to be no stopping in the side stations.

Thanks,
Elsie

When I saw that I just rolled my eyes and crossed out the apostrophe. Of course, it is kind of fun to correct managment's spelling...

QuikSand · 12-17-2013, 03:40 PM

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The Saints just signed Drew Bree's to be the offensive coordinator.

Posted without comment.

I thought there was another thread to dump stuff like this, but I unearthed this one, and it's a true beauty.

DaddyTorgo · 12-17-2013, 03:46 PM

Man this is a gem of a thread.

Honolulu_Blue · 12-17-2013, 03:49 PM

Buccaneer · 12-17-2013, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

What else do you expect from the land where Velveeta is considered gourmet cheese?

Buccaneer · 12-17-2013, 07:09 PM

Sorry, forgot the

ColtCrazy · 12-17-2013, 07:14 PM

Every time I teach apostrophes in class my kids go nuts and start putting them into every plural nouns they see. After subject/verb identification, it's easily my most reviewed topic throughout the year.

Landshark44 · 12-18-2013, 02:49 AM

the commissioner of my fantasy football league thinks "until" is two words....

in till

"IT'S ALMOST TIME TO START LOOKING AT YOUR BILL.ALL MONEY DUE BEFORE ( FEB 8 ) NO MONEY WILL GO OUT IN TILL ALL MONEY HAS BEEN PAID..IF YOUR MAILING YOUR BILL MONEY HERE IS MY......."

"NO MONEY WILL BE GIVING OUT IN TILL ALL MONEY IS PAID...THANKS FOR GREAT YEAR. DOC"

copy and pasted from our website, cracks me up

he uses that combination quite often, and no one in the league has brought it up..

...

korme · 12-18-2013, 08:52 AM

His odd misuse of spacing and all capitalizations would drive me crazy. To the point where I couldn't stand it.

Marc Vaughan · 12-18-2013, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Landshark44

the commissioner of my fantasy football league thinks "until" is two words....

Till is a valid word and is one I use myself. I'd guess he has Scottish ancestry as I believe its in 'more' common usage there than elsewhere ...

Till - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary

Quote:

Examples of TILL

We won't finish till next week.
The event doesn't start till tomorrow.
Origin of TILL

Middle English, from Old English til; akin to Old Norse til to, till, Old English til good
First Known Use: before 12th century

DaddyTorgo · 12-18-2013, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Marc Vaughan

Till is a valid word and is one I use myself. I'd guess he has Scottish ancestry as I believe its in 'more' common usage there than elsewhere ...

Till - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary

til yes, but not in til

Passacaglia · 12-18-2013, 09:24 AM

I don't know if the show does it, but I remember having a Family Feud video game that put an apostrophe in each family's name. Drove me batty.

Also, I think "HOT FOOD GO!" makes a good catchphrase.

sterlingice · 12-18-2013, 09:59 AM

My wife is an editor and I love whenever I see a sign like this. I cringe a little to myself but then I hear her voice in my head.

There's this yell of "breadstick's WHAT?!?" as she's exasperated, waiting for the noun that the possessive is referring to.

SI

dawgfan · 12-18-2013, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Marc Vaughan

Till is a valid word and is one I use myself. I'd guess he has Scottish ancestry as I believe its in 'more' common usage there than elsewhere ...

Till - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary

I would hazard a guess that it's more that he's writing phonetically. He hears words but hasn't made clear connections with their written versions. This can be seen most often with contractions, where folks write "would of" instead of "would've".

02-27-2004, 04:57 PM	#52
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02-27-2004, 10:39 PM	#56
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	So, you're writing "the dogs' dishes" and people say you ought to be spelling it "dogs's" instead? Or do they suggest that you just spell it "dog's" indepent of whather it is singular or plural? Last edited by QuikSand : 02-27-2004 at 10:56 PM.

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12-17-2013, 07:14 PM	#71
ColtCrazy College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Midwest	Every time I teach apostrophes in class my kids go nuts and start putting them into every plural nouns they see. After subject/verb identification, it's easily my most reviewed topic throughout the year. __________________ The Field Generals and Statis Pro Basketball Super League

12-18-2013, 02:49 AM	#72
Landshark44 High School Varsity Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Atlantic City, NJ	the commissioner of my fantasy football league thinks "until" is two words.... in till "IT'S ALMOST TIME TO START LOOKING AT YOUR BILL.ALL MONEY DUE BEFORE ( FEB 8 ) NO MONEY WILL GO OUT IN TILL ALL MONEY HAS BEEN PAID..IF YOUR MAILING YOUR BILL MONEY HERE IS MY......." "NO MONEY WILL BE GIVING OUT IN TILL ALL MONEY IS PAID...THANKS FOR GREAT YEAR. DOC" copy and pasted from our website, cracks me up he uses that combination quite often, and no one in the league has brought it up.. ... Last edited by Landshark44 : 12-18-2013 at 02:55 AM.

02-27-2004, 11:10 PM	#58
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Your English major friend is a dope. Trust QuikSand.

02-27-2004, 11:12 PM	#59
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	And as recelty as this very day, we have seen the apostrophe used in an even more egregious manner, right here at FOFC. Droped right into a person's name. Not a possessive, not a plural... just a name that happens to end with an "s." What would make you want to spell a name like (say, for instance) Williams as William's? What is it about these elusive apostrophes? What is so hard about this?

02-27-2004, 11:19 PM	#61
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Thanks for the tip. I had no idea.

02-27-2004, 11:24 PM	#62
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	Did you play the Musburger drinking game tonight, Quik? You seem very chatty.

12-17-2013, 03:46 PM	#67
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Man this is a gem of a thread.

12-17-2013, 07:09 PM	#70
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Sorry, forgot the

12-18-2013, 08:52 AM	#73
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	His odd misuse of spacing and all capitalizations would drive me crazy. To the point where I couldn't stand it. Last edited by korme : 12-18-2013 at 08:53 AM.

12-18-2013, 09:24 AM	#76
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	I don't know if the show does it, but I remember having a Family Feud video game that put an apostrophe in each family's name. Drove me batty. Also, I think "HOT FOOD GO!" makes a good catchphrase.

12-18-2013, 09:59 AM	#77
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	My wife is an editor and I love whenever I see a sign like this. I cringe a little to myself but then I hear her voice in my head. There's this yell of "breadstick's WHAT?!?" as she's exasperated, waiting for the noun that the possessive is referring to. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

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