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Old 12-10-2004, 01:46 AM   #201
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Slave Name: Mucius "The Lefty" Scaevola
Weapon of Choice: Spear
House of Choice: Bloodhaus

And not knowing what the challenge status of people are, Mucius would like to challenge Froggius in the arena.

Aha! We have our first brave soul to choose the spear.

Lefty has been added to the Auction Block.
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:49 AM   #202
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:45 AM   #203
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As Hokius awoke the morning after his first fight, he could still feel the intensity with which the battle had come to it's gory end. The remembrance of the bloodlust which coarsed through the young warrior's veins as he halved DeToxusRoxus made the hairs on his arm stand on end.

"Calm down" he whispered to himself "Today, master Calaleus promised to school me in the art of the axe...I must remain focused on mastering such a deadly weapon."

Soon, the sun would rise and return to it's home in the sky for another day of training. As began to walk away to fetch the morning meal for himself and his master, he spied the bedroll of his former training partner Jeeberus Dee.

"Pity about the poor bastard...but that's what happens when you stay up all night pleasuring one's self before a day of battle."
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Old 12-10-2004, 08:45 AM   #204
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Gunther want auction!

Gunther want fight!

Gunther want Venti Soy Half-Caf Frappuccino.
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Old 12-10-2004, 09:28 AM   #205
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Neck/Axe Incompatability Issues

Simply awesome.
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Old 12-10-2004, 09:54 AM   #206
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JAGus "mAd" MAXimus coughs up blood and froths at the mouth. "Victory! Sweet *cough* bloody victory is *cough cough* mine!" he half-gags.

Still running on adrenaline, he runs in a small circle and bellows "RIZARRO! What is pain and suffering to those who have savored a conquest? I have sullied the honor of your stable by defeating the unworthy Hunter. You have demeaned the name of Pain Unlimited by being fortunate in surviving Thickthumbs the Violent Tempered. You are hurt, I am hurt. Let us meet as two wounded veteran warriors and settle this like men among the screaming crowds. Let us settle this blood grudge between our stables Tuesday, the 14th. Consider yOURSELF cHALLENGED!!!1111 I dare you to accept. *spits*
From his hospital bed Rizzaro's ears perk up at the ragged call of his name. He pushes the red-haired canoodling nurse away and pulls himself up, grunting with pain, to the window. In the distance stands the Thunderdome, and amidst the clamor and chaos he spies the bloodied form of JAGus MAXimus. A crooked grin crosses Rizarro's face.

"You magnificent bastard. It'll almost be a shame to kill you. Almost."

Challenge accepted.
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Old 12-10-2004, 10:15 AM   #207
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Friday's Slave Block:

Rank

Reserve

SlaveName

Date

Weapons

Wounds

Styles

Prestige

0

$12,000.00

Blade

10-Dec-04

Longsword

23

None

0

0

$12,000.00

Little Jeebie Dee

10-Dec-04

Longsword

23

None

0

0

$12,000.00

Raven Hawk

10-Dec-04

Machete

23

None

0

0

$10,000.00

Big Bad

10-Dec-04

Warhammer

20

None

0

0

$10,000.00

Ca$h Money

10-Dec-04

Chains

22

None

0

0

$10,000.00

Love Hurts

10-Dec-04

Claymore

20

None

0

0

$10,000.00

Flatulon

10-Dec-04

Longsword

22

None

0

0

$10,000.00

Gunther GoBoom

10-Dec-04

Chainsaw

21

None

0

0

$10,000.00

Pilot the Cruel

10-Dec-04

Chains

22

None

0

0

$8,000.00

Dr. Fantastic

10-Dec-04

Machete

19

None

0

0

$8,000.00

Erik Flamebeard (of the neither here nor there!)

10-Dec-04

Warhammer

19

None

0

0

$8,000.00

Mucius "The Lefty" Scaevola"

10-Dec-04

Spear

19

None

0

0

$7,000.00

Revile the Revolting

10-Dec-04

Axe

18

None

0

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Old 12-10-2004, 10:20 AM   #208
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Should I take that as good or bad that I am cheap?
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Old 12-10-2004, 10:24 AM   #209
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Should I take that as good or bad that I am cheap?

You should take that as bad. However, there is very little variation in Rank 1 fighters, so it's not really bad. On the bright side, you're more likely to be purchased.
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Old 12-10-2004, 10:32 AM   #210
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Hmm.

Revile the Revolting has 18 'wound points' (or WP)
Froggius has 18 pts.

Revile the Revolting is only worth $7,000 and is the cheapest slave around, obviously not the best fighter around.

Hmm again.
Why do I have the feeling I 'll have to think about finding a new name for my next fighter soon???
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Old 12-10-2004, 10:32 AM   #211
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Old 12-10-2004, 10:57 AM   #212
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News

My sources inside the slave trade industry have informed me that another house has entered the fray. According to this reliable source, the purchaser for the new house was none other than The Rooster, a legend of his day.

For those of you who don't remember The Rooster, he operated the house "Malice Unchained" for five years after he won his freedom. Eventually he went bust. Although he was a good fighter, he was not a good businessman. Malice Unchained has not been in operation in over three years. The Rooster became our favorite celebrity to laugh at. He was often a subject of the "Whatever happened to . . ." question.

Last we heard, The Rooster was a drunk with no money to his name. Where he came into the money to re-open his stable, nobody knows. One thing we do know for sure, that man knew how to fight.

More details as we receive them.
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:22 PM   #213
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Looks like Little Jeebie Dee might last a little bit longer than his big bro, thank goodness. You know, I always thought there was something a bit off about the elder sibling. I think it had something to do with his chronically hairy palms...
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:35 PM   #214
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Results of the Friday Auction:

Rank

Reserve

SlaveName

Purchaser

Winning Bid

1

$12,000

Blade

The House of Four Fingers

$14,000

1

$12,000

Little Jeebie Dee

Malice Unchained

$15,000

1

$12,000

Blade6119

The House of Four Fingers

$15,000

1

$12,000

Raven Hawk

Malice Unchained

$15,000

1

$10,000

Big Bad

Malice Unchained

$11,000

1

$10,000

Ca$h Money

Malice Unchained

$13,000

1

$10,000

Love Hurts

Bloodhaus

$13,000

1

$10,000

Flatulon

Pain Unlimited

$13,000

1

$10,000

Gunther GoBoom

Bloodhaus

$11,000

1

$10,000

Pilot the Cruel

House Corax

$10,000

1

$8,000

Dr. Fantastic

Malice Unchained

$10,000

1

$8,000

Erik Flamebeard (of the neither here nor there!)

Malice Unchained

$9,000

1

$8,000

Mucius "The Lefty" Scaevola

Bloodhaus

$9,000

1

$7,000

Revile the Revolting

Bloodhaus

$9,000



Feel free to start doling out the challenges! (House Corax got outbid on just about every fighter)
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:36 PM   #215
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:40 PM   #216
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The new house: Malice Unchained has been updated to the house summaries post.
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:45 PM   #217
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We won all that prize money for Pain Unlimited and he buys one stinkin fighter?

Uh, not that I'm complaining of course, Mr. Torbjorg Andreason, sir.
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:49 PM   #218
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Dr. Fantastic! Gunther GoBoom challenge you to death!

Gunther want you head on platter. Taste good with Saltines.
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:49 PM   #219
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We won all that prize money for Pain Unlimited and he buys one stinkin fighter?

Uh, not that I'm complaining of course, Mr. Torbjorg Andreason, sir.

Torbjorg went almost broke buying everybody last week. If Pain Unlimited would have lost a couple fighters last week, Mr. Torbjorg would have had to resort to prize fighting to get some more money for stable operations.

In addition, with so many good fighters, he has to make sure that he has enough money to pay entry fees for upcoming matches.
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:50 PM   #220
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Slave Name: The Real Deal
Weapon of Choice: Lead Pipe
House of Choice: The Rooster

I'll go ahead and enter you for next Friday's auction block. Unfortunately you missed the cut for this week. If I get enough volunteers, I may hold another auction sooner.
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:54 PM   #221
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Feel free to start doling out the challenges! (House Corax got outbid on just about every fighter)

Do the challenges we made last week still hold, if the match wasn't held? FFF and I had agreed to get it on.
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:59 PM   #222
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Do the challenges we made last week still hold, if the match wasn't held? FFF and I had agreed to get it on.

This challenge would be honored, save for the fact that you are now both owned by Pain Unlimited. You'll need to find somebody else to kill.
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:06 PM   #223
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Love Hurts? What the hell kind of jive turkey name is that?

Ca$h Money challenges you and your Clay"Aiken"More to the death.

May the bling be with you.
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:09 PM   #224
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Big Bad want Lefty, want mash Lefty!
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:09 PM   #225
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Little Jeebie Dee wants to kill Big Bad, bad!

Are you man enough to take the challenge?
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:12 PM   #226
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Leeetle Jeebie bit off too much Bad

Big Bad drop hammer on Itty Bitty Jeebie

Soon little man, too soon you close eyes for good
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:14 PM   #227
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Revile the Revolting!

YOU SHALL DIE!

Or anyone else who challenges Erik! Erik shall smash you all. Erik does not fear.
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:19 PM   #228
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Little Jeebie Dee wants to kill Big Bad, bad!

Are you man enough to take the challenge?

Please check house affiliations . . .

Challenge is nullified as both are members of Malice Unchained.
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:23 PM   #229
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Please check house affiliations . . .

Challenge is nullified as both are members of Malice Unchained.

Big Bad really want mash Lefty now!

MASH LONG TIME!
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:24 PM   #230
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I speak for Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There (mainly because I don't wanna log back out again).

Edit: Nevermind! Erik and Jeebie fight on same side! Revile the Revolting will indeed die! Erik does not read well. Erik only kills well.

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Old 12-10-2004, 02:25 PM   #231
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I want to make lefty go squish.

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Old 12-10-2004, 02:27 PM   #232
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Dola-

Or anybody else. I'm having a tough time figuring out who is available.
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:31 PM   #233
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Please check house affiliations . . .

Challenge is nullified as both are members of Malice Unchained.

Bloody Hell!

So who wants to take a shot at the younger of the Dee brothers?

Flatulon, are you up for dying?
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:32 PM   #234
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Bloody Hell!

So who wants to take a shot at the younger of the Dee brothers?

I will!
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:33 PM   #235
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Dola-

Or anybody else. I'm having a tough time figuring out who is available.

Fonzie,

Thanks for the feedback. Unfortunately for now, you'll just have to sift through it all. I'll see if I can't come up with something easier to read.
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:33 PM   #236
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I will!

Booked!
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:33 PM   #237
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Bloody Hell!

So who wants to take a shot at the younger of the Dee brothers?

If you are still alive on 12/16, I will gladly end your miserable excuse for a life.
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:34 PM   #238
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Fonzie,

Thanks for the feedback. Unfortunately for now, you'll just have to sift through it all. I'll see if I can't come up with something easier to read.

No worries - I wasn't intending to criticize, just to state that I'm too decaffeinated at present to engage in anything require complex cognition. And this, sadly, represent complex cognitive activity for me at the moment.
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:35 PM   #239
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If you are still alive on 12/16, I will gladly end your miserable excuse for a life.

You'll have to get in line.
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:35 PM   #240
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Fonzie,

Thanks for the feedback. Unfortunately for now, you'll just have to sift through it all. I'll see if I can't come up with something easier to read.

RH,

Maybe put all of the tables that get updated in the first post of the thread. That might help.
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:36 PM   #241
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I will!

Excellent!

And I'll be sure to bring my secret weapon...Ernest Lorenzo throwing rocks from the stands!

Muahahaha!
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:37 PM   #242
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RH,

Maybe put all of the tables that get updated in the first post of the thread. That might help.

Excellent idea. Unfortunately, I won't be able to attack that project until Monday. I'm heading out of town in a little bit. Thanks for the suggestion.
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:37 PM   #243
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You'll have to get in line.

Not a problem for the great Split Peon, I challenge the winner of the "Flatulon-Little Jeebie Dee" matchup.

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Old 12-10-2004, 02:44 PM   #244
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Excellent!

And I'll be sure to bring my secret weapon...Ernest Lorenzo throwing rocks from the stands!

Muahahaha!

Sticks and words may break my bones, but stones will never hurt me. NYA!
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:32 PM   #245
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We won all that prize money for Pain Unlimited and he buys one stinkin fighter?
That will soon be the least of your concerns...puppy.
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:41 PM   #246
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That will soon be the least of your concerns...puppy.

Looks like the docs are going a little heavy on that medicine. We'll definitely want to fix that so you're clear-headed when I brush your teeth with my chainsaw.
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:44 PM   #247
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Love Hurts? What the hell kind of jive turkey name is that?

Ca$h Money challenges you and your Clay"Aiken"More to the death.

May the bling be with you.

I love you Ca$h Money! Love you so much I'm going to crush you with my affection until your entrails drop to the ground. Then I'm going to use your entrails for my breakfast sausage. Challenge accepted.
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:55 PM   #248
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Hokius Maximus sinlently laughs at all the challenges flying back and forth, confident in the knowledge that everyone recalls what happened to the last man who faced him. When you split a man in half, people tend to back away.

Is there anyone with the guts to challenge Hokius?
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:57 PM   #249
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Old 12-10-2004, 04:21 PM   #250
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Revile the Revolting!

YOU SHALL DIE!

Or anyone else who challenges Erik! Erik shall smash you all. Erik does not fear.

Thou shalt perish at my hand, thy pompousity swiftly extinguished, forsooth, I accept thy challenge. Though I have merited the name that mocks my countenance, yet it is only my features that seem unsightly, and not my tongue, which speaketh as if lined with finest gold--and never, yea, never shall I speak in the vile third-person when referencing mine own greatness, as thou seemest so wont to speak. Fare thee well, wretched heathen Norselander. May flights of Valkyrie swift thee to thy rest.
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