07-21-2005, 12:35 AM | #1 | |||
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Livan Hernandez: "It's 99.9 percent I'm not going to pitch no more"
Although I'm sure he'll change his mind within a day or two, as a Braves fan this is fun
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07-21-2005, 12:37 AM | #2 |
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Why do I think this is going to be about money?
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07-21-2005, 07:08 AM | #3 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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He's been upset that the team continues to help him celebrate his 38th, 39th, and 40th birthdays the last few years.
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07-21-2005, 07:13 AM | #4 |
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Maybe he's tired of hearing Elton John sing, "And it shall be LIVAN" everytime he comes up to bat.
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07-21-2005, 08:02 AM | #5 |
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Doesn't the double negative mean he will pitch?
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