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Old 02-02-2005, 03:04 PM   #1
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Cox/Goldthwait

I should have known this but wtf? Bobcat? Now Mohr? This is bullsh*t.

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February 2, 2005 -- "LAS Vegas" hottie Nikki Cox has broken off her engagement to Bobcat Goldthwait and is now dating another comic, Jay Mohr. Cox and Goldthwait dated for five years after meeting on "Unhappily Ever After." But Cox should be careful of Mohr, whom she met on "Las Vegas" — the comic was at Sundance "hitting on every woman in sight," our spies say. At one point, Mohr waltzed into the Converse suite at the Motorola Lodge, looked at a young woman and leered, "You should be on film," while trying to touch her. The indie actress shot back: "I already am!"
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:12 PM   #2
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I thought Mohr was married?
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:12 PM   #3
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Nikki's back (kida sorta) on the market?



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Old 02-02-2005, 03:17 PM   #4
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Maybe Arles has a chance with her now. Bet he'll be excited.
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:18 PM   #5
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Mohr was excellent on "Las Vegas"


I can't stand that little tit mouse.
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:19 PM   #6
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Mohr was excellent on "Las Vegas"
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:22 PM   #7
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Maybe Arles has a chance with her now. Bet he'll be excited.

Apparently, all he has to do is work with her and he's in.
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:29 PM   #8
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Why dont famous people learn and just NOT ever plan to get married..they always go down hill after that she's pretty hot but the thought of Bobcat having touched her and stuff is rather ikkyy in my head, kinda soils her and not in a good way
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:36 PM   #9
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Why dont famous people learn and just NOT ever plan to get married..they always go down hill after that she's pretty hot but the thought of Bobcat having touched her and stuff is rather ikkyy in my head, kinda soils her and not in a good way

Ditto.
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:37 PM   #10
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Ditto.

Oh come on! Like you'd care who touched her if she was standing in front of you naked.
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:40 PM   #11
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Oh come on! Like you'd care who touched her if she was standing in front of you naked.

Seriously, he's just so skeevy that it would be on my mind enough for me to seriously be tenative.
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:43 PM   #12
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mohr always annoyed me....but damn was he funny on Opie and Anthony every time he called in.
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:43 PM   #13
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I used to like Mohr, circa SNL and that show where he played an agent(Action?). Now everytime I see him I want to punch him.
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:45 PM   #14
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Ditto.

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Old 02-02-2005, 03:46 PM   #15
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Seriously, he's just so skeevy that it would be on my mind enough for me to seriously be tenative.

Bah.

You'd call out "What about Bob! What about Bob!" during sex if she asked you to.
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:48 PM   #16
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Kissass...

I agree with her. For reals.
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:54 PM   #17
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, kinda soils her and not in a good way


As opposed to when she gets soiled and it IS in a good way?
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:54 PM   #18
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Why dont famous people learn and just NOT ever plan to get married..they always go down hill after that she's pretty hot but the thought of Bobcat having touched her and stuff is rather ikkyy in my head, kinda soils her and not in a good way
Come on. Just have her take a bath in rubbing alcohol off the bat and you will be fine from then on
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:54 PM   #19
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Come on. Just have her take a bath in rubbing alcohol off the bat and you will be fine from then on

Oh that's so hot. Are you going to say "Hey baby, let me disinfect you before we get it on"?

I don't think you would care either.
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:55 PM   #20
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Nobody really cares. It's easy to say that now but if it was a reality you've have the biggest boner of your life.
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:57 PM   #21
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As opposed to when she gets soiled and it IS in a good way?

Tinkle may be the most erotic word ever. Mmmmm, she has to go tinkle.
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:00 PM   #22
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Come on. Just have her take a bath in rubbing alcohol off the bat and you will be fine from then on

hey man, pix pls, k thx
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:00 PM   #23
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Tinkle may be the most erotic word ever. Mmmmm, she has to go tinkle.

If you were a Superhero, you'd be Golden Shower Boy.
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:04 PM   #24
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IF?
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:04 PM   #25
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Nikki is very high on my list (if not at the very top).

Of course Jeeber is well aware of this.
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:05 PM   #26
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Nikki is very high on my list (if not at the very top).

Of course Jeeber is well aware of this.

Hands off, buddy. I've already laid claim...
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:06 PM   #27
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Nobody really cares. It's easy to say that now but if it was a reality you've have the biggest boner of your life.

nuu UHH, I would care...and ive never had a boner in my life, well kinda but not attached to me..well NM.. point ISSSS ok i could get all the way to her belly button but a centimeter further down id be thinking, Bobcat WAS here and EWWWWWW ...cant do no more, Id hear his freakish voice in my head then the sexual comments he might have made to her in that voice would flood my mind**cry**
and it's not Suicane's fault we have mucho in common, except his love for NKOTB and my love of Little House on the Prarie
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:07 PM   #28
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Bobcat is the man.
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:08 PM   #29
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and my love of Little House on the Prarie


I love Little House On The Prairie damnit! It's a little house, on a Prairie, whats not to love?

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Old 02-02-2005, 04:08 PM   #30
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If you were a Superhero, you'd be Golden Shower Boy.

ohhhh this is why he enjoyed hearing about me peeing last nite
p.s the husband's been in Minnesota all freakn day

Suicane we are SOOO meant to be the husband called me when he passed the Laura Ingalls historical markings earlier, he just doesnt understand why that made me have to change my pants
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:09 PM   #31
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Hands off, buddy. I've already laid claim...

Don't get angry man, don't get angry.

And you already called dibs elsewhere.

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...ight=nikki+cox

(I believe I was the first to mention Ms. Cox there, thank you)
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:11 PM   #32
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What, are you saying I can't have dibs on more than one woman?

Besides, I don't like Christina's latest incarnation. The Marilyn Monroe look really doesn't do it for me...
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:11 PM   #33
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Dola - you did nominate her here (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...ight=nikki+cox), but that was after the fact!
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ohhhh this is why he enjoyed hearing about me peeing last nite
p.s the husband's been in Minnesota all freakn day

Suicane we are SOOO meant to be the husband called me when he passed the Laura Ingalls historical markings earlier, he just doesnt understand why that made me have to change my pants

Sov is such a girl sometimes. I thought what gets said between 2 men stays between 2 men.
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:12 PM   #35
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nuu UHH, I would care...and ive never had a boner in my life, well kinda but not attached to me..well NM.. point ISSSS ok i could get all the way to her belly button but a centimeter further down id be thinking, Bobcat WAS here and EWWWWWW ...cant do no more, Id hear his freakish voice in my head then the sexual comments he might have made to her in that voice would flood my mind**cry**
and it's not Suicane's fault we have mucho in common, except his love for NKOTB and my love of Little House on the Prarie


I'm talking about men here, sally.
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:15 PM   #36
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Dang, this was my proof there was no god.
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:16 PM   #37
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And you already called dibs elsewhere.

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...ight=nikki+cox

Oh, so you're trying to lay claim when you mentioned her with about ten other women?!?!

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I think neither would be my ultimate choice though, I still haven't decided on that one. But definitely someone curvy....Catherine Zeta-Jones, Catherine Bell, Denise Richards, Natasha Henstridge, JLH, Letitia Casta all would do nicely. Even though Sela Ward is a bit older than I, I find her immensely sexy. And I've always liked Nicole Kidman. Nobody has mentioned Nikki Cox, but she'd be on my list too. Oh, and Heather Graham, Anna Falchi, Jeri Ryan, Jolene Blalock....hmm, this is tough.
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:17 PM   #38
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Dola-

I miss the days when we could post half naked pics...
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:18 PM   #39
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I'm talking about men here, sally.

"It's not time to dally with Sally." -Dan
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:22 PM   #40
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I'm talking about men here, sally.

Everyone's pickin on me today first my font now cuz i dont have the ability to have a boner...
THATS FINE, I got my stupid job soo i wont be here to bother anyone anymore, well as much
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:22 PM   #41
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take it easy, sally.
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:25 PM   #42
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Everyone's pickin on me today first my font now cuz i dont have the ability to have a boner...
THATS FINE, I got my stupid job soo i wont be here to bother anyone anymore, well as much


You can have my bon.........damnit, i can't do it.
And congratulations on the job. I'll miss you.

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Old 02-02-2005, 04:29 PM   #43
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Oh that's so hot. Are you going to say "Hey baby, let me disinfect you before we get it on"?

I don't think you would care either.
Hey, I wouldn't need to do that. I was simply offering a solution if something like that bothered them.
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:31 PM   #44
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Dola-

I miss the days when we could post half naked pics...

Yep.

(though there was still a pretty good Nikki pic you posted that I found in my search)

And you're right...I listed a lot, didn't I? But you took Christina first
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:34 PM   #45
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Old 02-03-2005, 12:12 AM   #46
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Yep.

(though there was still a pretty good Nikki pic you posted that I found in my search)

And you're right...I listed a lot, didn't I? But you took Christina first


Do you think that SD is gonna retroactively box me?

Dude, if I knew that we were able to make lists Nikki would certainly have been on there. You took the easy way out while I stuck to the question the thread title asked...
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Old 02-03-2005, 09:10 AM   #47
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Ok, she's my new list.
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Old 02-03-2005, 09:55 AM   #48
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and ive never had a boner in my life

This would be the key words in your statement.

For Nikki Cox, I would let Goldthwait sit in and watch.
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Old 02-03-2005, 10:25 AM   #49
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For Nikki Cox, I would let Goldthwait sit in and watch.

Ok that would give me the creeps.
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